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Old 01-07-2011, 07:48 AM   #1
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What is it?

Mine is a heavy duty set of rails for mounting devices in a networking rack. I'm screwed.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:52 AM   #2
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:53 AM   #3
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:40 AM   #4
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Blackberry, laptop, some invoices, phone, pens, etc... Ooooo.... scissors and a letter opener...

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Old 01-07-2011, 09:11 AM   #5
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Steel girder and a trashcan. I could probably destroy a brain with one of those
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:20 AM   #6
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Damnit. I got a phone, stapler, and scotch tape
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:21 AM   #7
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:23 AM   #8
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:26 AM   #9
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a can of industrial grade compressed gas duster, with plastic extension straw. i shall freeze the zombie hoards, and be known hence forth as "Iceman".
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:36 AM   #10
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