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Old 10-10-2009, 08:10 AM   #1
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I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF.
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:06 AM   #2
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I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF.
What's their version FYYFF?

"I rode my bike to the trailer show"
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:43 AM   #4
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"TWFix... Characters Welcome..."


Front, "TWFix- You Don't HAVE To Be Crazy..."

Back, "BUT It Sure Doesn't Hurt!!!"


"TWFix, A Small Oasis in the VS Desert!"


"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:44 AM   #5
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"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
That one is kinda funny.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:15 PM   #6
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Got my vote for that
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:28 PM   #7
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:24 PM   #8
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"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
I like these two.

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"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:55 AM   #9
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I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.
A & M motorcycle safety has that on their shirts as well.
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Old 10-10-2009, 10:07 AM   #10
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A & M motorcycle safety has that on their shirts as well.
google searching only shows him and all forum searches point back to him, I am willing to bet his shirt was first. Since he is a good friend, I am not taking it for my own.
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