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Old 01-12-2009, 07:43 PM   #21
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Okay, I'll buy that sentiment. BUT on a first date?!! Or even a couple of weeks or a month into a relationship? Anyway, hell yeah, it'd freak me out if a chick were to ask me that. Each and every time.


She's old enough to go to the bars. And she may be looking for a sugar daddy, so what? I ain't exactly Fabio in the looks department.

Hahahahaha! Dude,that's hilarious! Btw it doesn't matter what you look like,it's what's inside that matters.....what's inside your fucking WALLET that is!!!!!
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:44 PM   #22
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Seriously... think about it. If you are dating another Caucasian,you have a pretty good idea of the outcome. If you are swimming in another gene pool the results aren't so obvious.
Nah, I'm with ya. I guess every woman, when she contemplates Dicken's Cider, has to imagine the possible outcome...
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:50 PM   #23
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She walked in, took one look at you, and though, "How the fuck do I get out of this FAST?!"

It worked, didn't it?
It would work except that we were half drunk and frenching each other. Nonetheless, that statement was decidedly a buzz kill.
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:51 PM   #24
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Tell her "Let's find out". Then move to Mexico and bang $10 hookers for the rest of your life.
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:17 PM   #25
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fnfalman that was funny as hell.

It can be one of a few things...

1- she really hears her biological clock ticking and the alcohol made her express her feelings.

2- shes nuts

3- run while u still can

4- did i say shes nuts?
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:09 PM   #26
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fnfalman that was funny as hell.

It can be one of a few things...

1- she really hears her biological clock ticking and the alcohol made her express her feelings.

2- shes nuts

3- run while u still can

4- did i say shes nuts?

I don't know...everytime I see your pic I wonder what OUR children would look like! Grrrrrooowwwlllll!!!!
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:22 PM   #27
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And she may be looking for a sugar daddy, so what? I ain't exactly Fabio in the looks department.

Awesome.

And if she's a college undergrad, the only excuse she has for a biological clock ticking that loudly is an inoperable tumor
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:25 PM   #28
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:41 PM   #29
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That shit would freak me out too. Hell, I'm freaked out just being surrounded by people my age with kids.
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:59 PM   #30
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Never had that, but I dated a girl who was an inch taller than I am (I'm 6'4") and on what was I believe our second date she mentioned that our kids would be really tall. It definitely freaked me out a little.

That would be one hell of a buzzkill. I'd chalk it up to Tigger's guess, combined with the alcohol. Depending on the hot/crazy scale I'd toss her a very casual second date and see if she pulls any crap like that again.
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