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Old 02-09-2009, 01:09 AM   #21
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"Stay tuned for part 2
You been me I been u
But we gon switch this thing back
Ima put it on your ass" Usher

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Old 02-09-2009, 07:14 AM   #22
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I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. It's Friday...you ain't go no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:57 AM   #23
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:34 AM   #24
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:36 AM   #25
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:00 AM   #26
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I love Boondock Saints, it's one of my favorite movies. So many great quotes in it, but I won't go into that. My sig is a great one, and my best friend gave me "Stupid should hurt."

Dennis Leary said "Life sucks, get a helmet!"

I'm also a big fan of the prayer from the beginning of the shitty horror movie Stay Alive, I have it but I won't post it as it's long.

Unforgiven has some great ones, not only "I'll be your huckleberry!" But also and enrage Kurt Russel screaming "You tell 'em I'm coming, and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:03 AM   #27
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Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind.

Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:05 AM   #28
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I've always loved that Kurt Russell one!!

A few of my faves:

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Life is tough, its tougher if youre stupid. - John Wayne
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:52 AM   #29
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Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"60% of the time, it works every time."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."


Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:20 PM   #30
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In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
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