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Old 01-27-2011, 08:06 PM   #1
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nope. not concerned where other folks park their cars or spend their money either. wonder if those things are connected?....
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:20 PM   #2
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nope. not concerned where other folks park their cars or spend their money either. wonder if those things are connected?....
you mean like owning skinny j-spec scrubs who park together in a "crew" is positively correlated with dick size? check
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:25 PM   #3
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you mean like owning skinny j-spec scrubs who park together in a "crew" is positively correlated with dick size? check
I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:00 PM   #4
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I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides.
So, you were a cop?

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Old 01-27-2011, 10:06 PM   #5
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The tags are more entertaining than the thread

"i park my cock far away" is my favorite.
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Old 01-27-2011, 11:55 PM   #6
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I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!
Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:47 AM   #7
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Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick
I don't know about all that but I'll never understand why someone would try and ruin some other guys' get together regardless if they approve of what the group does.
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