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04-15-2008, 12:38 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
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Bullfrogs and b.j.s
A joke stolen from the local board
 Bullfrogs & blow jobs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.' |
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04-15-2008, 12:42 PM
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Queen Bee
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: PA
Moto: 2003 R6
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04-15-2008, 12:44 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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That's awesome.
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04-15-2008, 12:50 PM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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:bigrofl:
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04-15-2008, 01:58 PM
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Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cleveland
Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R
Posts: 2,691
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Thats great
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04-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Chopstix / \
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Akron OH
Moto: 03 CBR RR
Posts: 5,350
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moral of the story?
women, learn how to give better blowjobs, and practice often. i'll coach ya. |
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04-16-2008, 12:16 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
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04-16-2008, 12:46 PM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
Posts: 1,707
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I think I have a new favorite joke.
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04-16-2008, 04:42 PM
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orangina Zed
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: LI, NY
Moto: '12 Z1000
Posts: 700
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lol, good one.
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04-16-2008, 05:24 PM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
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These men speak the truth! I've had a couple of each that were so bad, I've simply told the woman to give up and I took care of it by hand my damn self. That's the absolute worst. If I wanna jerk off, I can do it without a woman around. Of course, I at least made sure to aim it her way at just the right time. 
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