Ranting...

azoomm · 08-01-2008, 09:54 AM

Just read off another board: (CycleForums, in the Pit) I thought I would share. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Quote:

Originally posted by pauldun170
If your daddy helped you get a GSXr-750 and you have been riding for a while, but your buddy just started riding and is trying to get the hang of ratty Ninja250, slow the fuck down, chill with the wheelies and don't expect your buddy who apparently is scared shitless to cut in and out of traffic with you.

Asshole...almost got out the car to punch him right in the Adams apple.

Hold on...to the scrawny deuchbag on the silver ZZR600 who felt it mandatory to rev the piss out of it at every fucking stoplight fuck you.

And the black guy flying down memorial highway lane splitting and just being a general asshole fuck you.

To the assholes who like to hangout at the Sunoco gas station by the rail road tracks, hanging out by the gas pumps for half an hour doing burn outs and being general shitbags in general I hope you get caught or get hit. I want you to be "that guy" who likes to tell the story about how he used to ride when he was younger but got in an accident and never rode again.

Too all you little fucktards who ride in packs in the same oversized white t-shirt, jeans and Nikes...I just called the cops on you. To those in the wife beaters, that burning you feel on your back is the mirror in my hand redirecting sunlight ...burning a fucktard tatoo .

To sunburned beard wearing tatooed beer drinking 35-50 yr old trash riding the "me too...me too I love OCC" chopper with open pipes whp feels the need to crack the throttle every time the bike is not in gear (because loud pipes ..) your a fucking cancer. Who the fuck are you to unleash 160db JUST because you think it must be announced that you NOW ENTERING THE PARKING LOT.
Yeah I was the guy who said "What the fuck is the matter with you" and you were the pussy who when not on the bike pretended not to hear me and walked in to the gas station to buy the carton of smokes you planned go through on you 20 minute ride to the next bar.
rant over

neebelung · 08-01-2008, 09:56 AM

Fucking brilliant. I love it.

Dnyce · 08-01-2008, 09:58 AM

classic

marko138 · 08-01-2008, 10:00 AM

Simply amazing.

the chi · 08-01-2008, 10:21 AM

that made me laugh my ass off. Too funny!

NeonspeedRT · 08-01-2008, 11:52 AM

Thats awseome

OneSickPsycho · 08-01-2008, 12:12 PM

Very amateur rant, but damnit... it really pulled at my heartstrings... *sniffle* Beautiful.

Phenix_Rider · 08-01-2008, 12:30 PM

My sentiments exactly!

ontwo · 08-01-2008, 01:28 PM

Good stuff there

BobTheBiker · 08-01-2008, 01:52 PM

kinda sounds like it came from someone who is a total asshole, but I love it.

08-01-2008, 09:58 AM	#3
Dnyce flyin high Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cali Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes Posts: 2,318	classic __________________ "Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen

08-01-2008, 11:52 AM	#6
NeonspeedRT At Large Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jax, FL Moto: 2005 R1 Posts: 678	Thats awseome __________________ MSF Rider Coach Motorcycle Training Institue Inc "Riding a motorcycle is like playing chess. Anyone can learn the moves, but it takes a lifetime to master the game."

08-01-2008, 01:28 PM	#9
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	Good stuff there __________________

08-01-2008, 09:56 AM	#2
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Fucking brilliant. I love it.

08-01-2008, 12:12 PM	#7
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Very amateur rant, but damnit... it really pulled at my heartstrings... sniffle Beautiful.

08-01-2008, 01:52 PM	#10
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	kinda sounds like it came from someone who is a total asshole, but I love it.