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Old 10-10-2009, 11:43 AM   #1
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"TWFix... Characters Welcome..."


Front, "TWFix- You Don't HAVE To Be Crazy..."

Back, "BUT It Sure Doesn't Hurt!!!"


"TWFix, A Small Oasis in the VS Desert!"


"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:44 AM   #2
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"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
That one is kinda funny.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:15 PM   #3
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"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
Got my vote for that
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:28 PM   #4
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"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:15 PM   #5
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Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."

How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."?

"Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't."

"Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day."

"Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather."

Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:24 PM   #6
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"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
I like these two.

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"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."
I like these.
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