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Old 01-13-2009, 11:02 AM   #1
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'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started"
Holy shit!!!
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:07 AM   #2
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'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started"
I hope you canceled your email account, changed your phone number and moved immediately.
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:37 PM   #3
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The morning after our second date, a girl once told me "you can come inside me if you're willing to accept the consequences."
I would have been out the door immediately. Fuck that.
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