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Old 09-29-2011, 08:26 PM   #1
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Default Stoner is pregnant!

According to the latest copy of RoadRacing World, Stoner's wife has a rock in the tumbler. Or would that be a pebble? Whatever, the bitch be knocked up.

Fun Fact: If she has the landslide on the theoretical due date, gravel boy will have the same birth date as.......Rossi.

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Old 09-29-2011, 10:42 PM   #2
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Fun Fact: If she has the landslide on the theoretical due date, gravel boy will have the same birth date as.......Rossi.

"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Stoner, it's a nemesis!

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I thought that was known for awhile. Wasnt that his reason for not wanting to go to Japan? Because he was having a kid?
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I thought that was known for awhile. Wasnt that his reason for not wanting to go to Japan? Because he was having a kid?
I thought he was pitching a fit because of Fukishima?
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:57 PM   #5
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I thought that was known for awhile. Wasnt that his reason for not wanting to go to Japan? Because he was having a kid?
she wont be going, no.
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I thought he was pitching a fit because of Fukishima?
His wife is his good luck charm. And, the reason he was pitching a fit over Fukishima. He didn't want his pregnant wife in Japan.
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His wife is his good luck charm. And, the reason he was pitching a fit over Fukishima. He didn't want his pregnant wife in Japan.
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His wife is his good luck charm. And, the reason he was pitching a fit over Fukishima. He didn't want his pregnant wife in Japan.
From what I read, Stoner finally agreed to do the Japan race, after examining some documents. There was speculation in the pits, that the documents had nothing to do with Fukishima, and were, in fact, Stoners HRC contract.

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From what I read, Stoner finally agreed to do the Japan race, after examining some documents. There was speculation in the pits, that the documents had nothing to do with Fukishima, and were, in fact, Stoners HRC contract.



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