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Old 02-04-2009, 06:49 PM   #1
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I am sure OSP can chime in with more advice/details.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:07 PM   #2
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I have been a victim of a Turd Burglar before.... and I completely hate Uncle Teds.

I have now mastered the art of camo-cough and I give plenty of Courtesy Flushes.

I have also learned to do Fly Bys... I usually go and pretend to piss, just to scope out the shitters and make sure nobody else is in the vicinity.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:12 PM   #3
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:39 PM   #4
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I am sure OSP can chime in with more advice/details.
My advice... screw all this crap... walk in there and UNLEASH THE FURY. I don't fuck around with all that gay shit... I just go in there, wreck the fuckin' joint, and peace out.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:48 PM   #5
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My advice... screw all this crap... walk in there and UNLEASH THE FURY. I don't fuck around with all that gay shit... I just go in there, wreck the fuckin' joint, and peace out.
truth, this shit is gay. Dump your little cosby kids off at the pool and head out.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:59 PM   #6
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My advice... screw all this crap... walk in there and UNLEASH THE FURY. I don't fuck around with all that gay shit... I just go in there, wreck the fuckin' joint, and peace out.
that makes me laugh. I'd have to light a match and laugh, just to hear the screams of every poor fucker in there as the horrid stench of that giant shit just explodes.
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