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Old 12-21-2010, 10:21 AM   #1
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I can attest to the crazyness of Amorok! Right bud!
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:33 AM   #2
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That's why I have a gun and a dog.

Glad it all worked out and you didn't actually have to shoot the worthless piece of crap.

Ditto on the unlocked window....not good.
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:47 AM   #3
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Should have grabbed him once he was all the way in
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:20 AM   #4
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.




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Old 12-21-2010, 11:21 AM   #6
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:39 AM   #7
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.
Indeed. I have a chocolate lab named Loki who is the best damn alarm system. She even barks at the neighbor's kids when they're playing in their back yard. The other dog (a God-knows-what-mix.. muttzarilla) barks at stuff... but usually without any relevance whatsoever to "threat"... like a rowing machine. Or when we pulled the fridge out to unplug it. He is the token dopey dog. But he'll bark at whatever Loki is barking at, so the two combined I think would make any would-be intruder at least think twice.

Barring that... there's a .45 Glock and a .40 S&W Springfield XD(m) in the house.
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:49 AM   #8
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Indeed. I have a chocolate lab named Loki who is the best damn alarm system. She even barks at the neighbor's kids when they're playing in their back yard. The other dog (a God-knows-what-mix.. muttzarilla) barks at stuff... but usually without any relevance whatsoever to "threat"... like a rowing machine. Or when we pulled the fridge out to unplug it. He is the token dopey dog. But he'll bark at whatever Loki is barking at, so the two combined I think would make any would-be intruder at least think twice.

Barring that... there's a .45 Glock and a .40 S&W Springfield XD(m) in the house.
Taco's just now starting to bark at stuff other than his toys and the door when he has to go out... He'll look out the back door and do this half-bark stuff and when I'm walking him and someone approaches from an angle or behind us, he will do the same - sometimes with one or two full on barks.
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:08 PM   #9
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.


I don't know why I haven't told you guys this..

I passed out in the livingroom shitfaced wearing nothing but boxers on halloween night. At 3am I wake up to a loud crash and some pretty serious barking.

Some guy had just came crashing through my front door and in a flash the dogs were awake, off the couch and on him like nothing I've ever seen. They chased him out the door, off the porch and I just called them off as he trips over the curb and face plants into the street.

At this time he's yelling out, "It's me TONY!! Call them off Trav!!" I called the dogs in and threw some clothes on to go sort this guy out. I was pretty pissed until he explained himself.

His wife threw him out (he was beyond drunk) and he stumbled over here to ask if he could crash on my couch. He saw me through the window and tried knocking but I didn't budge, so he tried the door knob and fell into the house.

The dogs never bit him.. But, he cut up his face, wrist and broke his leg tripping over the curb.

I've always had my doubts about how aggressive they would be with an intruder. Now I have every confidence in their abilities to protect my gf while I'm away.
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I don't know why I haven't told you guys this..

I passed out in the livingroom shitfaced wearing nothing but boxers on halloween night. At 3am I wake up to a loud crash and some pretty serious barking.

Some guy had just came crashing through my front door and in a flash the dogs were awake, off the couch and on him like nothing I've ever seen. They chased him out the door, off the porch and I just called them off as he trips over the curb and face plants into the street.

At this time he's yelling out, "It's me TONY!! Call them off Trav!!" I called the dogs in and threw some clothes on to go sort this guy out. I was pretty pissed until he explained himself.

His wife threw him out (he was beyond drunk) and he stumbled over here to ask if he could crash on my couch. He saw me through the window and tried knocking but I didn't budge, so he tried the door knob and fell into the house.

The dogs never bit him.. But, he cut up his face, wrist and broke his leg tripping over the curb.

I've always had my doubts about how aggressive they would be with an intruder. Now I have every confidence in their abilities to protect my gf while I'm away.
Wow. Good dogs.

My lab is extremely protective of my wife.
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