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08-11-2009, 05:28 PM | #1 |
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The original post had a few too many curse words and penis/vaginal references so I deleted it. Anyway I got a call yesterday afternoon at work, that went straight to voicemail from one of the soldiers who works for me and he asked me for time off to go to the doctor because he thinks he got an STD. So then calls me at 11pm to ask again if he can go to the doc. I was 1/2 asleep when the emergency only cell phone rings, and was out the door starting my car by the time I finally was able to answer it only to hear him ask me about a fluid discharge (WTF) and pain peeing. So I go back in the house and scare the kid to death by telling him I want a 500 word essay on how it feels to have a cotton swab stuck up his peehole as punishment for calling the emergency cell phone and for waking me up for a dip shit reason that he could have asked me the dozen times he saw me after the first call.
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08-12-2009, 08:35 PM | #4 |
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I'm a mod, I have to be nice...
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08-12-2009, 09:58 PM | #5 |
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one of our ex marine specialists was telling us about this kid he served with in japan who managed to get the clap three times in six months. said on the third time the corpsman 'rodded him in front of the whole company
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