i am a flucking retard

drewpy · 07-30-2010, 02:42 PM

I registered for a half marathon today, the race day is oct. 16th

Cutrrently I am 6 foot and a not so shapely 230lbs.

I am training with a fellow bar tender and she is a avid runner and will assist my fatass in getting back into shape,may god have mercy on my soul.

Anyone here ever run a marathon?

Trip · 07-30-2010, 02:43 PM

lollacoaster, this shall be funny. Have you ever run a 5k, much less almost 14 miles?

Dave · 07-30-2010, 02:44 PM

How long is it?

Trip · 07-30-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

How long is it?

13.something miles.

Dave · 07-30-2010, 02:47 PM

Eff that, back when I was active we'd regularly do 6-7 miles evry other morning. That's asking a lot on knees and shins on big framed guys like me and apparently drewp. Post iraq I'm lucky if I can keep going for 3. 'Course it doesn't hurt if there's something cute to follow

drewpy · 07-30-2010, 03:06 PM

I am not confused with a small guylol

ontwo · 07-30-2010, 03:23 PM

Amber Lamps · 07-30-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Eff that, back when I was active we'd regularly do 6-7 miles evry other morning. That's asking a lot on knees and shins on big framed guys like me and apparently drewp. Post iraq I'm lucky if I can keep going for 3. 'Course it doesn't hurt if there's something cute to follow

Same here...Our P Sgt was an ex jump master and would run until about half had fallen out...

Now I'm lucky to walk down a flight of stairs without pain.

MILK · 07-30-2010, 04:05 PM

Hey! That's terrific!

Oh and almost forgot! The 13 mile mark is when one of my co-workers broke his foot during a marathon!

Enjoy!

Amber Lamps · 07-30-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MILK

Hey! That's terrific!

Oh and almost forgot! The 13 mile mark is when one of my co-workers broke his foot during a marathon!

Enjoy!

If we're lucky he'll poop on himself!!!!

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07-30-2010, 02:43 PM	#2
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 15,690	lollacoaster, this shall be funny. Have you ever run a 5k, much less almost 14 miles?

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Dave chaotic neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: CBR954RR Fireblade, Hawk gt Posts: 9,554	How long is it?

07-30-2010, 02:47 PM	#5
Dave chaotic neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: CBR954RR Fireblade, Hawk gt Posts: 9,554	Eff that, back when I was active we'd regularly do 6-7 miles evry other morning. That's asking a lot on knees and shins on big framed guys like me and apparently drewp. Post iraq I'm lucky if I can keep going for 3. 'Course it doesn't hurt if there's something cute to follow