Taylor Swift - how can a woman be so beautiful, so attractive?

[fnfalman]

There are hot, young bitches galore everywhere, but the delectable Ms. Swift...oooh lala!!!:dribble:

It's been too long since a young woman has the combination of youthful exuberance and naivete, exquisite grace, utter charm and sheer sensuality. She is the definition of American Beauty.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100128/capt.f3d876165cf242e9999a3dbae8a67f93.unforgettabl e_evening_camw108.jpg



I'd tongue her asshole right after she takes a shit!!!

[Gas Man]

AMEN She's one HOWT ticket!! WOW

[Rangerscott]

http://images.shoutwire.com/pic_full/pedo_bear9_jpg9db79820-ffb8-4ba6-b2da-f306a99b056f.jpg

[marko138]

Uh.

[Mr Lefty]

http://images.shoutwire.com/pic_full/pedo_bear9_jpg9db79820-ffb8-4ba6-b2da-f306a99b056f.jpg

actually She's 20 ;)

[marko138]

actually She's 20 ;)
Creepy stalker.

[Homeslice]

She's definitely attractive..........but never would have gotten where she is without all the pity she obtained from that staged Kanye incident

[Gas Man]

She's definitely attractive..........but never would have gotten where she is without all the pity she obtained from that staged Kanye incident
She was already there. That just added to the spot light

[Homeslice]

She was already there. That just added to the spot light

I meant all the awards she won after that incident

Not to mention record sales to soccer moms who never heard of her before, but heard about her plight on the TV and thought maybe her music would be a good X-mas gift to their daughters :lol:

[101lifts2]

....It's been too long since a young woman has the combination of youthful exuberance and naivete, exquisite grace, utter charm and sheer sensuality. She is the definition of American Beauty....

This is some pussy whipped talk here. lol

She is attractive, but not really my type.

Need more sluttyness, def. more cleavage and more down to earth (like get off of the glarmore fake shit(.

[Homeslice]

This is some pussy whipped talk here. lol

She is attractive, but not really my type.

Need more sluttyness and def. more cleavage.

:lol

[Avatard]

I'd tongue her asshole right after she takes a shit!!!

You come up to about her shoulder, you wouldn't have to bend down much.

[Dave]

she aint human, some kind of elf. maybe a hybrid. still, she rolled well on charisma and general attractiveness

[CrazyKell]

I don't see it.

I like her. But she has these "winky" looking eyes and while she's not ugly....I wouldn't call her hot. :shrug:

[Flexin]

I would have to agree with Kell. She doesn't do shit for me. Can really stand her. I don't like the way she moves at all.

James

[t-homo]

I think she has a busted face. And she is in fucking high school.

[Mr Lefty]

I think she has a busted face. And she is in fucking high school.
this is a busted face?
http://www.truecountry.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylor-swift.jpg


oh I forgot you like the cock

[Rangerscott]

I think she has a busted face. And she is in fucking high school.

Your mom went to college.

[t-homo]

In her videos it looks fucked up sometimes. Not always, but it bugs me when it does.

[Flexin]

this is a busted face?
http://www.truecountry.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylor-swift.jpg


oh I forgot you like the cock

It just don't look right for some reason.

James

[ericr]

Her nose is a little weird looking, still not grounds to kick her out of bed given the chance. (like any of these guys actually would ;) ) Yeah, I'm talkin to all y'all :lol:

[dReWpY]

i would put her in a top ten list

[t-homo]

Oh yeah, I'd definitely fuck her, same with Jessica Biel, but neither are top of the line.

[Gas Man]

If that's some busted face... sign me up for that.

[neebelung]

You come up to about her shoulder, you wouldn't have to bend down much.

:lol

[Flexin]

Her nose is a little weird looking, still not grounds to kick her out of bed given the chance. (like any of these guys actually would ;) ) Yeah, I'm talkin to all y'all :lol:

I wouldn't even get in bed with her. I don't find her attrctive at all. She isn't ugly but she does nothing for me. No lie.

James

[karl_1052]

There are hot, young bitches galore everywhere, but the delectable Ms. Swift...oooh lala!!!:dribble:

It's been too long since a young woman has the combination of youthful exuberance and naivete, exquisite grace, utter charm and sheer sensuality. She is the definition of American Beauty.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100128/capt.f3d876165cf242e9999a3dbae8a67f93.unforgettabl e_evening_camw108.jpg



I'd tongue her asshole right after she takes a shit!!!

So, she is like your complete opposite then?:skep:

[Apoc]

Ahhh... Ill say it again, post up pics of your women, and then you can complain about one of the best looking women in the entertainment industry...

This thread made me giggle though, because the other day I heard a fat, gross chick call Rhianna an 'ugly whore'.... She wasn't happy when I pointed out that she was much, much uglier, and probably a lot more of a whore too.

[Flexin]

Ahhh... Ill say it again, post up pics of your women, and then you can complain about one of the best looking women in the entertainment industry...

This thread made me giggle though, because the other day I heard a fat, gross chick call Rhianna an 'ugly whore'.... She wasn't happy when I pointed out that she was much, much uglier, and probably a lot more of a whore too.

I have posted pics of my wife. And what does she have to do with swifts looks unless she is riding her face? Can I only comment on women that are below the level of my wife and not above?

I think Swifts facial expressions are a big part of it. Its also the way she moves. From watching her move I don't even think she would be good in bed. I also seen and interview with her, that finished it off.

As far as Rhianna goes, she doesn't look good in every picture. I have seen more then a few pictures and they have ranged from a 4 to 10 for me.

James

[Dave]

Ahhh... Ill say it again, post up pics of your women, and then you can complain about one of the best looking women in the entertainment industry...

This thread made me giggle though, because the other day I heard a fat, gross chick call Rhianna an 'ugly whore'.... She wasn't happy when I pointed out that she was much, much uglier, and probably a lot more of a whore too.

heh, ive posted TL but theres other strong factors at work there. im sure miss swift is nowhere near TL's skills in the kitchen...or elsewhere :boobs:

still fun to look at though

[askmrjesus]

So, she is like your complete opposite then?:skep:

One Taylor, one cup?

JC

[fnfalman]

So, she is like your complete opposite then?:skep:

Well, duh!!! She's a chick and I'm a dude. A dude too sexy for his shirt.

[Avatard]

Well, her's will all be too big on you.

[smileyman]

She's cute but to made up. am gonna reserve my judgment for about ten years. If she hasn't pulled a Lohan she will probably bloom into a sexy woman. By then I will be 50 and looking for my 5th mid life fling...

[the chi]

From my standpoint, I'd kill to look like her. She's a beautiful girl and talented to boot.

[smileyman]

From my standpoint, I'd kill to look like her. She's a beautiful girl and talented to boot.

At the risk of sounding forward, if Swift looked like you and could drag a knee...I'd be so hooked!

[Rangerscott]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/06/arts/csi.jpg

or


http://socialbutterflies.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/taylorweb074.jpg

[Homeslice]

:scratch:

[smileyman]

Door number 2 please and i still wanna see her get her knee down.

[Rangerscott]

:scratch:

It's when she did the CSI episode.

[Flexin]

From my standpoint, I'd kill to look like her. She's a beautiful girl and talented to boot.

From what I remember from your pics Swift has nothing on you.

James

[Rangerscott]

From what I remember from your pics Swift has nothing on you.

James

Brownie points.

[Amorok]

I'd probably hit it. She's not as awesome as you guys are letting on, but she's fuckable for sure. Maybe the high end of average.

[askmrjesus]

It's when she did the CSI episode.

Stalker...

JC

[Adeptus_Minor]

She's way above my number, but she's not necessarily everything I'm looking for either. :idk:

[Rangerscott]

Stalker...

JC

I watch CSI. I think it was last seasons premier episode.

[t-homo]

Brownie points.

From what I hear, it should be cookie points.

[tached1000rr]

From what I remember from your pics Swift has nothing on you.

James

True statement, I'm with you James....

[CrazyKell]

She looks like an elf. A very pretty elf, but an elf nonetheless. :idk:

[Homeslice]

Her eyes are different than most........But it works for her.

Some people like bigger eyes I guess, but IMO some eyes are too big.....like the Olsen twins. Their eyes are so wide open it's scary. Also their lips have a slight lizard-like upcurve at the corners.

:lol: :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

Taylor Swift is hot in a fashion model sort of way. Static. Cookie cutter. As I've said before, they build women like that out of two Thai boys and a toaster. Anyone catch P!nk doing her aerial bit while soaking wet? THAT is hot. And she rides.

[pauldun170]

Cute but a little too young and a little too scrawny from what I have seen. If she's scrawny on TV she may look anorexic in real life....


I've seen enough "models" in the city. Pretty face but at 5'10+ and looking like they weigh under 100lbs it just doesn't do it for me. Attractive yes. Hot? Not so much.
They just look like awkward kids to me.

[askmrjesus]

Anyone catch P!nk doing her aerial bit while soaking wet? THAT is hot. And she rides.

I saw that.

I thought it looked like Green-Peace rescuing a stranded Beluga whale.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

I saw that.

I thought it looked like Green-Peace rescuing a stranded Beluga whale.

JC

Well she is a PETA supporter, which only solidifies my feeling that crazy is hot.

[askmrjesus]

Well she is a PETA supporter

It all makes sense now. :lol:

I was impressed however, that there were no nets or safety gear involved. She was pretty high up to be hanging from a wet bed sheet.

JC

[marko138]

Anyone that watched the Grammy's knows this broad can't sing for shit when she's live.

[Papa_Complex]

It all makes sense now. :lol:

I was impressed however, that there were no nets or safety gear involved. She was pretty high up to be hanging from a wet bed sheet.

JC

From what I'm hearing this morning, the "wet" part didn't exactly impress the folks directly below her :lol:

[marko138]

From what I'm hearing this morning, the "wet" part didn't exactly impress the folks directly below her :lol:
I thought that too. I'll be goddamned if I'm not pissed off if some slut is slopping water all over my expensive tux.

[the chi]

:lol: Thanks guys. I guess its to each his own and to me, she's much more talented than the last major young female talent (Leann Rimes), tho perhaps slanted eyes are a requisite to being a young female phenom.

[askmrjesus]

From what I'm hearing this morning, the "wet" part didn't exactly impress the folks directly below her :lol:

The house electricians were probably freaking out too. :lol:

JC

[marko138]

The house electricians were probably freaking out too. :lol:

JC
No way that bitch was singing live.

[askmrjesus]

No way that bitch was singing live.

No, but she was dripping live. :lol:

JC

[marko138]

No, but she was dripping live. :lol:

JC
No doubt about it.

[Papa_Complex]

No way that bitch was singing live.

Judging by the minor flubs she made while coming walking up to the trapeze set-up she was live at that point. They must have switched to canned when they hoisted her up. If not, then she has a hell of a lot more talent than any of us giver her credit for.

[marko138]

Judging by the minor flubs she made while coming walking up to the trapeze set-up she was live at that point. They must have switched to canned when they hoisted her up. If not, then she has a hell of a lot more talent than any of us giver her credit for.
Wireless mic being dipped in water? I've got my doubts. How many of those performances were live last nite? Not many, I bet.

[t-homo]

I have heard from a lot of people that Taylor Swift is horrible live, not that she is that good on tv.

[marko138]

I have heard from a lot of people that Taylor Swift is horrible live, not that she is that good on tv.
It was clear last night.

[t-homo]

It's like lady gaga movies on MTV. Much better when the tv is muted. And before you guys give me shit of watching lady gaga and not taylor swift, does taylor swift have a song called "I like it rough" and dance the same way?

[marko138]

It's like lady gaga movies on MTV. Much better when the tv is muted. And before you guys give me shit of watching lady gaga and not taylor swift, does taylor swift have a song called "I like it rough" and dance the same way?
You sure your name is Tammy and not Thomas?

[t-homo]

You sure your name is Tammy and not Thomas?

Pretty sure it's thomas. :skep:

[marko138]

Pretty sure it's thomas. :skep:
Starting to look like maybe it isn't.

[Dave]

they had a pic of her on the cover of the morning paper making an ''O/drop a nut on me'' face

[marko138]

they had a pic of her on the cover of the morning paper making an ''O/drop a nut on me'' face
Really?

[Dave]

Really?

yerp

[Homeslice]

Gaga is on track to become the female MJ in a few years

[marko138]

Gaga is on track to become the female MJ in a few years
Is that good or bad for her?

[Homeslice]

Is that good or bad for her?

Good if she wants to be rich, bad if she wants to be even half normal

[marko138]

Good if she wants to be rich, bad if she wants to be even half normal
She's not half normal now.

[Homeslice]

She's not half normal now.

It will get worse.

[marko138]

It will get worse.
No doubt.

[Homeslice]

Very talented and creative though. Much more so than Swift.

[marko138]

Very talented and creative though. Much more so than Swift.
Absolutely. And I get what she's trying to do.

[t-homo]

Absolutely. And I get what she's trying to do.

plus won. Ends up the head shop doesn't open till noon. figures.

[marko138]

plus won. Ends up the head shop doesn't open till noon. figures.
Why are you even awake right now?

[t-homo]

Because I went to bed early last night. (Read 2 AM)

[marko138]

Because I went to bed early last night. (Read 2 AM)
2am. Holy shit.

[t-homo]

Yeah, normally its closer to 3 or 4. And I am on central time.

[marko138]

Yeah, normally its closer to 3 or 4. And I am on central time.
You're an animal.

[t-homo]

I'm in college. Just livin the dream.

[marko138]

I'm in college. Just livin the dream.
I can see that. Only thing better would be if you where at an all male college...wait...maybe you are. :skep:

[Dave]

Gaga is on track to become the female MJ in a few years

on the contrary i see her as the american kylie minogue

[t-homo]

I can see that. Only thing better would be if you where at an all male college...wait...maybe you are. :skep:

Definitely wouldn't be better and definitely not an all male school.

[marko138]

Definitely wouldn't be better and definitely not an all male school.
:lol

[t-homo]

The engineering school I was at my freshman year was 3:1 guy-girl ratio and all of the girls there were fucking ugly. Worst year of my life.

[marko138]

The engineering school I was at my freshman year was 3:1 guy-girl ratio and all of the girls there were fucking ugly. Worst year of my life.
Engineering school...what did you expect?

[t-homo]

Good thing I figured out quick that I hated engineering.

[marko138]

Good thing I figured out quick that I hated engineering.
Locomotive?

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2007/05/23/049011.1-lg.jpg


:lol:

[t-homo]

electrical.

[marko138]

electrical.
Driving a train would be cooler.

[t-homo]

Driving a train would be cooler.

duh. pretty much anything would be cooler than being a douche bag electrical engineer.

[marko138]

duh. pretty much anything would be cooler than being a douche bag electrical engineer.
I'll take your word for it.

[t-homo]

damn. you just had to quote that. Now it will be the first thing trip sees when he opens this thread.

[marko138]

damn. you just had to quote that. Now it will be the first thing trip sees when he opens this thread.
I'm a maniac.

[t-homo]

Maniac!

that was supposed to be all caps.

[marko138]

Maniac!

that was supposed to be all caps.
Fail.

[t-homo]

Fail.

for sure.

[marko138]

for sure.
Try harder next time.

[t-homo]

It'd probably just be a more epic fail.

[Homeslice]

A minimim character post rule is imminent.

[marko138]

A minimim character post rule is imminent.
Wait your turn.

[t-homo]

Wait your turn.

http://www.made-in-england.org/images/ronald-bitch-slaps.jpg

[Homeslice]

lol wut

[marko138]

http://www.made-in-england.org/images/ronald-bitch-slaps.jpg
Nice. :lol:

[Dave]

what what

[Papa_Complex]

The engineering school I was at my freshman year was 3:1 guy-girl ratio and all of the girls there were fucking ugly. Worst year of my life.

No issue here. When I went to CC the secretarial course's typing lab was right outside of our tech lab.

[marko138]

No issue here. When I went to CC the secretarial course's typing lab was right outside of our tech lab.
Well it's T-Rock, so draw your own conclusions.

[the chi]

Are we sure Lady Gaga is not a man? Im pretty sure shes a little off...

[goof2]

I don't know what the fuck Lady Gaga is. I also don't know if Elton John dressed like Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga dressed like Elton John, or if it was some sort of collaborative decision between the two.

[Homeslice]

She did say David Bowie was one of her inspirations

[marko138]

Are we sure Lady Gaga is not a man? Im pretty sure shes a little off...
She's definitely wacked out of her skull.

[CrazyKell]

Lady Gaga is not effed up. Her art extends beyond her music. :idk:

[marko138]

Lady Gaga is not effed up. Her art extends beyond her music. :idk:
You cannot deny that she's a little messed up.

[karl_1052]

Lady Gaga is not effed up. Her art extends beyond her music. :idk:

Onto the sex change operation table?:?:

[CrazyKell]

You cannot deny that she's a little messed up.

she is "creative" ;)

[marko138]

she is "creative" ;)
Is that what we call it now?

[CrazyKell]

Is that what we call it now?
yes.

[marko138]

yes.
Too politically correct.

[CrazyKell]

Too politically correct.

I feel like you don't know me at all.

[marko138]

I feel like you don't know me at all.
I dont.

[CrazyKell]

I dont.

this.

[goof2]

Lady Gaga is not effed up. Her art extends beyond her music. :idk:

Then her "art" is effed up.:shrug:

[t-homo]

I am not creative at all.

[Dave]

I am not creative at all.

i see trip found your comment :lmao:

[Avatard]

She's definitely wacked out of her skull.

Make no mistake, she's classically trained, and sharp as a tack. She knows exactly what she's doing, and she's milking it for all it's worth. She's wearing dark specs, and cashing large checks.

[2up]

No way that bitch was singing live.

Actually, she does that exact performance in concert. Can't say for sure if it was live at the Grammys but, she was a tiny bit off pitch not too long before she got into the trapeze/sheet thing. I think she's absolutely amazing as a vocalist and songwriter.

And although I didn't watch the show, I did see a minute or so of Taylor Swift singing with Stevie Nicks and she was WAY off pitch. Stevie Nicks had a wtf look on her face the whole time.

[t-homo]

i see trip found your comment :lmao:

Apparently so.

[OneSickPsycho]

I dont care.

Edited for accuracy.

[askmrjesus]

Stevie Nicks had a wtf look on her face the whole time.

Stevie Nicks always has a WTF look on her face.

She should be the WTF poster girl.

JC

[Avatard]

Stevie likes how the fan makes her hair look, I just wish she didn't sing so close to it.

[OneSickPsycho]

Stevie likes how the fan makes her hair look, I just wish she didn't sing so close to it.

Luuuuuke... I am your faaaatheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr.

[Homeslice]

Stevie Nicks is still alive?

[the chi]

Luuuuuke... I am your faaaatheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr.

I can so totally hear this right now. :rofl:

Stevie Nicks is still alive?snort

[marko138]

Make no mistake, she's classically trained, and sharp as a tack. She knows exactly what she's doing, and she's milking it for all it's worth. She's wearing dark specs, and cashing large checks.

I dont doubt that. But it takes a bit of whackyness to pull it off.

Actually, she does that exact performance in concert. Can't say for sure if it was live at the Grammys but, she was a tiny bit off pitch not too long before she got into the trapeze/sheet thing. I think she's absolutely amazing as a vocalist and songwriter.

And although I didn't watch the show, I did see a minute or so of Taylor Swift singing with Stevie Nicks and she was WAY off pitch. Stevie Nicks had a wtf look on her face the whole time.


No F'n way she was singing live up in that bedsheet.

[CrazyKell]

No F'n way she was singing live up in that bedsheet.

I didn't see it, but I've read a lot of stuff on/from Pink and she makes a point to say she sings live even in all the trapeze stuff. She's pretty vocal about people not paying to see her lip sync. :idk:

[marko138]

I didn't see it, but I've read a lot of stuff on/from Pink and she makes a point to say she sings live even in all the trapeze stuff. She's pretty vocal about people not paying to see her lip sync. :idk:
Well if thats true then it's impressive.

[z06boy]

I don't see the big deal about Taylor Swift...cute...sure... but winning anything and everything of recent ? Humm...not too sure about that.

I'm not a country fan but I do think Carrie Underwood is hotter...just sayin'. :idk:

[defector]

.
I'm not a country fan but I do think Carrie Underwood is hotter...just sayin'. :idk:

Agreed.

[marko138]

I don't see the big deal about Taylor Swift...cute...sure... but winning anything and everything of recent ? Humm...not too sure about that.

I'm not a country fan but I do think Carrie Underwood is hotter...just sayin'. :idk:
No question.

[Rider]

I'd blow my man batter all over her face.

[z06boy]

:rofl:

[marko138]

I'd blow my man batter all over her face.
You make it sound like she'd give you the opportunity, stud.

[CrazyKell]

Carrie Underwood is ridiculously hawt. Her fiancee is out of his league. :idk:

[marko138]

Carrie Underwood is ridiculously hawt. Her fiancee is out of his league. :idk:
Who is he?

[askmrjesus]

Who is he?

Gary Coleman.

JC

[CrazyKell]

Who is he?

Mike Fisher. Plays for the Ottawa Senators.

[Rider]

You make it sound like she'd give you the opportunity, stud.

I said I'd. A contraction of the words I would. I didn't say I could.
You're welcome for the English lesson there Einstein.

[askmrjesus]

Mike Fisher. Plays for the Ottawa Senators.

How bizarre.

That guy looks just like Gary Coleman.

JC

[z06boy]

Lucky guy but of course I'm sure the ladies consider her a lucky girl as well. :lol:

Man I didn't watch the Grammy's last night but just saw Pink's performance on Youtube...what a trip !!

Now I'll have to go look for Lady Gaga and Beyonce. :rofl:

[Speedracer42]

Lucky guy but of course I'm sure the ladies consider her a lucky girl as well. :lol:

Man I didn't watch the Grammy's last night but just saw Pink's performance on Youtube...what a trip !!

Now I'll have to go look for Lady Gaga and Beyonce. :rofl:

Pink ROCKED that performance. Her vocals are sometimes overshadowed by stupid poppy songs, just like Lady Gaga. But the performance fit the song well and she sang it very well.

[Dave]

Pink ROCKED that performance. Her vocals are sometimes overshadowed by stupid poppy songs, just like Lady Gaga. But the performance fit the song well and she sang it very well.

and it didnt hurt that she was practically naked

[z06boy]

Pink ROCKED that performance. Her vocals are sometimes overshadowed by stupid poppy songs, just like Lady Gaga. But the performance fit the song well and she sang it very well.

I agree...Pink was good.

and it didnt hurt that she was practically naked

Yeah...she's in pretty good shape. :lol:

[Rider]

Pink ROCKED that performance. Her vocals are sometimes overshadowed by stupid poppy songs, just like Lady Gaga. But the performance fit the song well and she sang it very well.

Lady gaga is a fucking man. Looks like a man, sounds like a man. Well, I use the term "man" loosely. He is a freak of epic proportions.

[marko138]

Lady gaga is a fucking man. Looks like a man, sounds like a man. Well, I use the term "man" loosely. He is a freak of epic proportions.
Larry Gaga.

[fnfalman]

Carrie Underwood is an old hag. Taylor Swift is the picture of youth, exuberance and elegance.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100201/capt.0b536acc8d324631b550cff30ee42d0a.correction_g rammy_awards_show_cags107.jpg

[marko138]

Carrie Underwood is an old hag. Taylor Swift is the picture of youth, exuberance and elegance.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100201/capt.0b536acc8d324631b550cff30ee42d0a.correction_g rammy_awards_show_cags107.jpg
Are you fucking high? Holy fuck.

[t-homo]

Yes.

[Dave]

Lady gaga is a fucking man. Looks like a man, sounds like a man. Well, I use the term "man" loosely. He is a freak of epic proportions.

SHE looks nothing like a man.

[Rider]

SHE looks nothing like a man.

He or she.. What are hermaphrodites calling themselves these days?

[t-homo]

there is no way she has a dick.

[marko138]

there is no way she has a dick.
Agree.

[Homeslice]

I like how Gaga's recordings have been manipulated so her voice is like an octave higher. In live performance she is way lower.

[marko138]

I like how Gaga's recordings have been manipulated so her voice is like an octave higher. In live performance she is way lower.
I can't tell if she's even singing live.

[askmrjesus]

I like how Gaga's recordings have been manipulated so her voice is like an octave higher. In live performance she is way lower.

You'd be hard pressed to find any recording artist that isn't manipulated in the studio one way or another.

JC

[t-homo]

You'd be hard pressed to find any recording artist that isn't manipulated in the studio one way or another.

JC

this.

[Rider]

You'd be hard pressed to find any recording artist that isn't manipulated in the studio one way or another.

JC

QFT All singers voices are enhanced.

[marko138]

You'd be hard pressed to find any recording artist that isn't manipulated in the studio one way or another.

JC
Absolutely. Even hardcore and metal dudes.

[t-homo]

So that their screaming sounds even less like words?

[z06boy]

Carrie Underwood is an old hag.

Nothing against Taylor Swift but I'll take one order of "old hag" to go please...:lol:

http://gticket.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/carrie.jpg

http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/carrie-underwood-does-rihanna.jpg

[t-homo]

Any day of the week.

[karl_1052]

there is no way she has a dick.

If it was as big as Marko's you would never see it.
So it is possible.:D

[t-homo]

If it was as big as Marko's you would never see it.
So it is possible.:D

That is because marko has a mangina.

[marko138]

Nothing against Taylor Swift but I'll take one order of "old hag" to go please...:lol:

http://gticket.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/carrie.jpg

http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/carrie-underwood-does-rihanna.jpg

Definitely.

If it was as big as Marko's you would never see it.
So it is possible.:D

It's how you use it. Don't hate.

That is because marko has a mangina.
You wish. I still wouldn't bang you. Fag.

[Rider]

Nothing against Taylor Swift but I'll take one order of "old hag" to go please...:lol:

http://gticket.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/carrie.jpg

http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/carrie-underwood-does-rihanna.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/edwardgray70/posting/Id_hit_that_three_times.jpg

[Speedracer42]

Carrie Underwood is an old hag. Taylor Swift is the picture of youth, exuberance and elegance.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100201/capt.0b536acc8d324631b550cff30ee42d0a.correction_g rammy_awards_show_cags107.jpg

Carrie has twice the looks and 10 times the talent. Taylor records good songs, and is very entertaining. Her performance as T Sweezy with T Pain a few months back was classic. But her actual vocal talent isn't a SHRED of what Carrie Underwood has. Fact

[CrazyKell]

He or she.. What are hermaphrodites calling themselves these days?

You believe everything in print? :skep:

Well?

[Captain Morgan]

I don't think Taylor Swift is all that great looking. She's okay, but not really all that hot. She's never really done it for me.

[Rider]

Well?

I formulated my own opinion, I don't need print to tell me what he/she is.

[CrazyKell]

I formulated my own opinion, I don't need print to tell me what he/she is.

Riiiight. All on your own you thought she was a hermaphrodite with no influence whatsoever. Okay.
:read: :dthumb:

[marko138]

Riiiight. All on your own you thought she was a hermaphrodite with no influence whatsoever. Okay.
:read: :dthumb:
Bingo.

[t-homo]

Riiiight. All on your own you thought she was a hermaphrodite with no influence whatsoever. Okay.
:read: :dthumb:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u218/itsmesenam/RickJamesSlap.gif

[the chi]

Riiiight. All on your own you thought she was a hermaphrodite with no influence whatsoever. Okay.
:read: :dthumb:

In Rider's defense (tho he needs none) I am the one who said I think Lady Gaga is a man. I saw it performing on TV by accident the other night and had to stop, kinda like a car crash or train wreck and I told my hubby its gotta be a tranny. A short tranny, but a damn good tranny.

[Rider]

Riiiight. All on your own you thought she was a hermaphrodite with no influence whatsoever. Okay.
:read: :dthumb:

Hmm who the fuck is going to tell me what they think of Lady Gaga and where am I going to read it? I just found out who this freak was a few weeks ago when my daughter was watching a youtube video of it. I had no idea who it was but the first words out of my mouth were.. good god that's a man!!!! No one has swayed my opinion in any way. My opinion has been based on what I have seen, nothing else.

[tommymac]

In Rider's defense (tho he needs none) I am the one who said I think Lady Gaga is a man. I saw it performing on TV by accident the other night and had to stop, kinda like a car crash or train wreck and I told my hubby its gotta be a tranny. A short tranny, but a damn good tranny.

I believe she is a woman, we were discussing her on another board when I said shes another no talent hack like rhianna and these other pop tart clowns, when my friend dug up some old video of her playing the piano and singing. I was surprised to find that shes actualy quite talented in that she writes a lot of her own material and can play some musical instruments too.

The image is all an act to garner attention otherwise she is just some other pop wannabe.

[smileyman]

Believe it or not, I write all of my own songs...





And I'M A MAN!!!

[Rider]

Believe it or not, I write all of my own songs...





And I'M A MAN!!!

Maybe if you dressed like a woman they'd be hits.

[tommymac]

Maybe if you dressed like a woman they'd be hits.

Could be onto something there.

[smileyman]

Didnt say i had any talent but this thread is full of 'she writes her own songs' Wah wah wah.

She writes her own lyrics so what, any 8th grade lit class writes poetry. Does she write her own music too? That would be something there but it doesnt sound different fron any other pop music...Nothing groundbreaking.

[Rider]

These guys have more talent than Lady Gaga.

NWS if you don't had headphones on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujKxpAvLKg

[marko138]

I believe she is a woman, we were discussing her on another board when I said shes another no talent hack like rhianna and these other pop tart clowns, when my friend dug up some old video of her playing the piano and singing. I was surprised to find that shes actualy quite talented in that she writes a lot of her own material and can play some musical instruments too.

The image is all an act to garner attention otherwise she is just some other pop wannabe.


I think she is actually very talented.

[tommymac]

Didnt say i had any talent but this thread is full of 'she writes her own songs' Wah wah wah.

She writes her own lyrics so what, any 8th grade lit class writes poetry. Does she write her own music too? That would be something there but it doesnt sound different fron any other pop music...Nothing groundbreaking.

I ma prety sure she does. Seems a lot of these pop stars dont write anything either music or lyrics.

Kinda sad when you see the notiriety thes eclowns get compared to bands like dream theater who are too talented for their own good.

[marko138]

I ma prety sure she does. Seems a lot of these pop stars dont write anything either music or lyrics.

Kinda sad when you see the notiriety thes eclowns get compared to bands like dream theater who are too talented for their own good.
Nope, they got jackalopes writing their shit. They are no more than a face and a voice.

[Homeslice]

Gaga has more training and natural talent than Swift.

Still not sure how Swift ended up with all those awards. Unless it was just sympathy for being a "sweet innocent" (yeah right) 20 y/o who got dissed by Kanye West (which I still believe was staged).

[tommymac]

Gaga has more training and natural talent than Swift.

Still not sure how Swift ended up with all those awards. Unless it was just sympathy for being a "sweet innocent" (yeah right) 20 y/o who got dissed by Kanye West (which I still believe was staged).

Most of these awards are all bullshit anyway and the shows are even worse, just an opportunity for some ot be attention whores and do something stupid to help propell their careers.

[marko138]

Most of these awards are all bullshit anyway and the shows are even worse, just an opportunity for some ot be attention whores and do something stupid to help propell their careers.
Yep. It's all :bs: so who cares.

[Homeslice]

How the F are you guys posting so fast?

[tommymac]

How the F are you guys posting so fast?

We dont fuck around :lol:

I guess all the asshats who watch this are the ones all into american idol and that sor tof nonsense. Apparently there are a lot of them out there too.

[Avatard]

Her name is Stefani Germanotta, born in NYC to Italian American parents. She was slated to go to Julliard, but at 17 was given early admission to the New York University's Tisch School of the Arts.

She's a classically trained musician, folks, I've been trying to tell you.

Her fame is no accident, and her "act" most assuredly non-random.

She grew up performing in NYC. To you non-musician/football types, that's playing in the big leagues, right from the get-go.

Get a fucking clue, folks, she's a star and a millionaire because she worked her ass off from a young age. You can hate on her all ya want, but she's living the dream she worked for all her life. Some people got it.

[KSGregman]

Meh....too skinny...looks like a famine victim to me. *shrug*

[marko138]

How the F are you guys posting so fast?

Don't use dial-up.

[Rider]

Her name is Stefani Germanotta, born in NYC to Italian American parents. She was slated to go to Julliard, but at 17 was given early admission to the New York University's Tisch School of the Arts.

She's a classically trained musician, folks, I've been trying to tell you.

Her fame is no accident, and her "act" most assuredly non-random.

She grew up performing in NYC. To you non-musician/football types, that's playing in the big leagues, right from the get-go.

Get a fucking clue, folks, she's a star and a millionaire because she worked her ass off from a young age. You can hate on her all ya want, but she's living the dream she worked for all her life. Some people got it.

Still a talentless assclown no matter where she went to school or where she performed. It might not be a popular opinion but I wholeheartedly think she sucks.

[marko138]

Still a talentless assclown no matter where she went to school or where she performed. It might not be a popular opinion but I wholeheartedly think she sucks.
Because she isn't metal.

[tommymac]

Her name is Stefani Germanotta, born in NYC to Italian American parents. She was slated to go to Julliard, but at 17 was given early admission to the New York University's Tisch School of the Arts.

She's a classically trained musician, folks, I've been trying to tell you.

Her fame is no accident, and her "act" most assuredly non-random.

She grew up performing in NYC. To you non-musician/football types, that's playing in the big leagues, right from the get-go.

Get a fucking clue, folks, she's a star and a millionaire because she worked her ass off from a young age. You can hate on her all ya want, but she's living the dream she worked for all her life. Some people got it.


I had heard some of that and thats what I was kinda saying, was too lazy to investigate it. The act is what got her the millions and the popularity though. She would proll ymake a good living performing some of the clasical stuff or using some of her talents.

But to make millions dumb it down, create a wacky off the wall persona and write catchy pop songs.

[Rider]

Because she isn't metal.

Doesn't have to be metal to have talent. I know talent when I see it and she doesn't have it.

[Avatard]

Still a talentless assclown no matter where she went to school or where she performed. It might not be a popular opinion but I wholeheartedly think she sucks.

Talentless? I doubt it. You don't like it, fine. Duly noted. I don't fucking like it either, but I recognize that she is a professional. She's one of the few that can (like Pink) dance around like a maniac, and still sing, without resorting to tracks. I can't stand her fucking music myself, but when she comes on screen, I watch, because she is good at what she does. I don't care for it, but I know talent when I see it.


What are you talented at, Rider? Anything?

[the chi]

I had heard some of that and thats what I was kinda saying, was too lazy to investigate it. The act is what got her the millions and the popularity though. She would proll ymake a good living performing some of the clasical stuff or using some of her talents.

But to make millions dumb it down, create a wacky off the wall persona and write catchy pop songs.

Sad but true. I would MUCH rather see a classically performed piece than that crap about sitting on a disco stick or whatever. Like that world renowned violinist in the subway, now THATS art.

[tommymac]

Because she isn't metal.

being metal always helps except for when they try to do a token metal song :td:

[marko138]

Doesn't have to be metal to have talent. I know talent when I see it and she doesn't have it.

Dude, be serious. I've never heard you say anything good about any music other than heavy as fuck metal.

[t-homo]

So much anger.

[tommymac]

So much anger.

thats what metal is all about young grashoppa :rockwoot:

[Homeslice]

being metal always helps except for when they try to do a token metal song :td:

a what?

[t-homo]

fuck metal.

[marko138]

fuck metal.
Fuck you.

[tommymac]

fuck metal.

tread lightly, you dont want to anger me and marko :lol:

[marko138]

tread lightly, you dont want to anger me and marko :lol:
Too late.

[t-homo]

I don't think you are the only two.

[marko138]

I don't think you are the only two.
Yeah, but we'll do something about it.

[t-homo]

Yeah, but we'll do something about it.

Bring it, bitch.

[Rider]

Dude, be serious. I've never heard you say anything good about any music other than heavy as fuck metal.

Are you kidding? I listen to classical music too. Serious. Not often but I do. I have dozens of classical CD's. I should bust them out and take a pic of them. Vivaldi, Beethoven, Bach,Tchaikovsky...

[marko138]

Are you kidding? I listen to classical music too. Serious. Not often but I do. I have dozens of classical CD's. I should bust them out and take a pic of them. Vivaldi, Beethoven, Bach,Tchaikovsky...
You've never mentioned that here.

[tommymac]

Are you kidding? I listen to classical music too. Serious. Not often but I do. I have dozens of classical CD's. I should bust them out and take a pic of them. Vivaldi, Beethoven, Bach,Tchaikovsky...

Arent those your wifes cd's :lol:

[t-homo]

That is my second one in a few days. Must be a record.

[marko138]

Arent those your wifes cd's :lol:
:lmao: He's trying to act all cultured right now.

That is my second one in a few days. Must be a record.
:rf:

[t-homo]

I was supposed to learn about that music. Fuck it.

[marko138]

I was supposed to learn about that music. Fuck it.
Opera now.

[wildchild]

Arent those your wifes cd's :lol:

no he just found the musical section of the local library. :lol

[tommymac]

Opera now.

the fat lady has sung :rockwoot:

[marko138]

no he just found the musical section of the local library. :lol
:zowned:

[Speedracer42]

Doesn't have to be metal to have talent. I know talent when I see it and she doesn't have it.

This kind of opinion gives you NO credibility as a music fan. Simply saying you don't like her music is the perfect answer. Saying she has no talent means you are tone deaf, stupid (i dont think this is the answer) or are so busy hating her for what she is your mind is about as open as a vacuum sealed jar. Her vocals are clean and beautiful, and she is VERY good on the piano. No matter what you think of the act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM

[tommymac]

This kind of opinion gives you NO credibility as a music fan. Simply saying you don't like her music is the perfect answer. Saying she has no talent means you are tone deaf, stupid (i dont think this is the answer) or are so busy hating her for what she is your mind is about as open as a vacuum sealed jar. Her vocals are clean and beautiful, and she is VERY good on the piano. No matter what you think of the act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM

that was the vid my friend sent me, I was quite surprised to say the least. Guess she doesnt want it getting out too much since it would hurt her pop star cred in thats shes too talented fo rall the mindless drones.

[CrazyKell]

She's a classically trained pianist. I find it hard to believe you could argue she has no musical talent.

Oh and for the record....it's near impossible to be tone deaf. Not going to get into it but that phrase is one of my pet peeves. ;)

[Speedracer42]

Oh and for the record....it's near impossible to be tone deaf. Not going to get into it but that phrase is one of my pet peeves. ;)

I know Im just picking on him.

[smileyman]

OK massive thread jacking, lets recap,
Taylor Swift, gorgeous and beautiful with nice eyes but not nicer than the Chi, Pink all wet but would wear your ass out, Carrie Underwood for the MF Win, Lady Gaga talented and attractive when she isnt being all artsy and shit. That cover it?

[t-homo]

pretty much.

[tommymac]

OK massive thread jacking, lets recap,
Taylor Swift, gorgeous and beautiful with nice eyes but not nicer than the Chi, Pink all wet but would wear your ass out, Carrie Underwood for the MF Win, Lady Gaga talented and attractive when she isnt being all artsy and shit. That cover it?

prety much.

[t-homo]

did you really just read through this whole thread?

[smileyman]

I been keeping tabs on it. Just for giggles.

[marko138]

I been keeping tabs on it. Just for giggles.
Dedication.

[t-homo]

Dedication.

I wouldn't read through all of our bullshit again.

[marko138]

I wouldn't read through all of our bullshit again.
No F'n way.

[t-homo]

No F'n way.

I almost feel bad about it. :boobs: