View Full Version : lets play, 'what did the TSA miss in OSP's luggage?'
OneSickPsycho
03-10-2011, 09:07 AM
As I'm watching an elderly man literally taken to 2nd, possibly 3rd base by a TSA agent who couldn't possibly be more than 20 years old... I again thought about the 3" pocket knife keychain and 10oz gel that's in my carry-on. No worries though, face up in the front pocket of my bag as it was on my way out of town... Completely undetected.
Dunno about you, but I feel safer.
azoomm
03-10-2011, 09:23 AM
Yup.
Awesome.
My husband has the credit card folding pocket knife that was posted in another thread. It's in his wallet - which was put in a bin of it's own. He noticed it when we were in our hotel... :skep:
Triple
03-10-2011, 09:23 AM
Ever been frisked entering a sports arena? I could walk into the Georgia Dome for a Falcons game with a Sidewinder missile strapped to my back...
Mr Lefty
03-10-2011, 09:25 AM
I don't know what you've done to ONSSP but the majority of people wouldn't want to feel you up... they probably made a careful decision...
detect knife=body cavity search on this psycho
over look it= feel up 80 year olds...
they probably made the right decision
:lol:
marko138
03-10-2011, 09:27 AM
Ever been frisked entering a sports arena? I could walk into the Georgia Dome for a Falcons game with a Sidewinder missile strapped to my back...
I've carried two beers, one in each hand, into Beaver Stadium at Penn State. A very observant crew they have.
KSGregman
03-10-2011, 09:33 AM
Location - Dallas International Airport, international terminal security checkpoint
Who - Me, my wife and at the time 14 year old daughter
Offense - my wife walked through the metal detector with her ticket and my daughters ticket
Punishment - my wife and underage daughter both got to stand in the nudie pic machine while some $8.50/hr partially retarded black lady yells at them for "not listening"
Result - me on a beach in playa del carma mexico for a week RAGING. I haven't flown since. The TSA and those who continue to grant them even more power to abuse can all rot in hell. The TSA is NOT an American institution...and we're letting it happen.
Amorok
03-10-2011, 10:03 AM
I've mentioned it before but when I worked in Security Forces I got sent down to test the TSA guys at the Gulfport airport. I made it through security with a gun and a bomb (both simulated.) They caught the knife though.
So they did find the double headed dildo then?
CasterTroy
03-10-2011, 10:24 AM
Last June I flew to Honduras to install a water purficiation station in a remote village in the mountains. I took my machete and 12" rambro knife in my big checked suitcase. I was told by those that had been before I'd need both...and I did. Holy COW it was jungle!
Anyway...when I arrived, and claimed my luggage I still had to go thru one more screen check with ALL of my bags. Honduran version of TSA looked at me sturn when I rolled thru their 19-oh-GAWD airport x-ray security, but no biggie.
On the return flight I had accidentally left my 12" rambro knife in my carry-on, as it was a glorified backpack that I had kept with me every day, and that was the last place I placed it. Honduran security didn't catch it at the pre-flight security scan before I boarded the plane, even with a random search, and Atlanta didn't catch it when my bag was RE-scanned. But they DID rescan my carry on TWICE because not only did I have MY machette, but I bought a decorative one for my son. So I had two big blades in there.
I got home and unpacked my checked bag and was PISSED I left my good rambro knife in Honduras......until I looked in my backpack.
I couldn't believe it made it there and I wasn't TSA raped
azoomm
03-10-2011, 10:35 AM
Offense - my wife walked through the metal detector with her ticket and my daughters ticket.
Once the TSA has checked your ID to ticket at the line, it is no longer required to show unless you are chosen for solo inspection. You do not need to show it to anyone at the detector. Her holding your daughter's ticket isn't an offense.
They just wanted to see their boooooobies...
CasterTroy
03-10-2011, 10:36 AM
They just wanted to see their boooooobies...
That's GHEY! (http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=18522)
KSGregman
03-10-2011, 11:01 AM
They just wanted to see their boooooobies...
I know, right?!
Fucking bastards
Homeslice
03-10-2011, 11:32 AM
As I'm watching an elderly man literally taken to 2nd, possibly 3rd base by a TSA agent who couldn't possibly be more than 20 years old... I again thought about the 3" pocket knife keychain and 10oz gel that's in my carry-on. No worries though, face up in the front pocket of my bag as it was on my way out of town... Completely undetected.
Dunno about you, but I feel safer.
10 ounces of gel? Ever hear of smaller containers?
azoomm
03-10-2011, 11:33 AM
10 ounces of gel? Ever hear of smaller containers?
I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.
marko138
03-10-2011, 11:38 AM
I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.
Right?
pauldun170
03-10-2011, 12:27 PM
I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.
:lol:
Homeslice deserves his own smilie
KSGregman
03-10-2011, 12:36 PM
:lol:
Homeslice deserves his own smilie
Doesn't he already have one? Or is the plus one thing for someone else?
shmike
03-10-2011, 12:46 PM
Doesn't he already have one? Or is the plus one thing for someone else?
:lol
tallywacker
03-10-2011, 01:17 PM
That's GHEY! (http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=18522)
Spelling Gay, Ghey, is gay
Homeslice
03-10-2011, 01:40 PM
I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.
Avoiding the question I see....
And I have no hair, so no, I'm not a gel user anymore, but even if I was, I'm guessing 50-80% of guys under 40 do too.
pauldun170
03-10-2011, 01:44 PM
avoiding the question i see....
And i have no hair, so no, i'm not a gel user anymore, but even if i was, i'm guessing 50-80% of guys under 40 do too.
damn you and your statistics!!
Homeslice
03-10-2011, 01:46 PM
damn you and your statistics!!
You should google it. Maybe i'm wrong, maybe it's only 49%.
shmike
03-10-2011, 01:48 PM
You should google it. Maybe i'm wrong, maybe it's only 49%.
I'd be curious to know.
Last time I used gel, you probably still had hair.
You know the dot-com bubble is over right?
Homeslice
03-10-2011, 02:07 PM
I'd be curious to know.
Last time I used gel, you probably still had hair.
You know the dot-com bubble is over right?
Dunno about you, but some people don't want the slightest bit of wind to turn their hair into an exploded birds nest. Thus the need for some type of control substance.
And using gel doesn't require the wet guido look, in fact it doesn't need to be noticeable at all.
azoomm
03-10-2011, 03:07 PM
Avoiding the question I see....
And I have no hair, so no, I'm not a gel user anymore, but even if I was, I'm guessing 50-80% of guys under 40 do too.
[southern woman] Awwww, bless yer heart....
:whistle:
pauldun170
03-10-2011, 03:17 PM
And using gel doesn't require the wet guido look, in fact it doesn't need to be noticeable at all.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/hip_shake_gay.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4353)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/41/LazySunday.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2685)
CasterTroy
03-10-2011, 03:36 PM
I'm guessing 50-80% of guys under 40 do too.
Some women as well
http://keef.tv/images/uploads/NagiNoda_HairHat.jpg
I've mentioned it before but when I worked in Security Forces I got sent down to test the TSA guys at the Gulfport airport. I made it through security with a gun and a bomb (both simulated.) They caught the knife though.
Lets face it though, gulfport is a podunk airport, been through there with a knife myself
pauldun170
03-10-2011, 06:32 PM
I don't
I do
I do
I don't
101lifts2
03-10-2011, 09:01 PM
I've mentioned it before but when I worked in Security Forces I got sent down to test the TSA guys at the Gulfport airport. I made it through security with a gun and a bomb (both simulated.) They caught the knife though.
Was there any ammo in the gun or was the bomb an actual dud?
Tsunami
03-10-2011, 11:43 PM
Can you sneak ceramic knives through?
Cutty72
03-10-2011, 11:53 PM
Can you sneak ceramic knives through?
Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes. :lol:
Tsunami
03-11-2011, 12:43 AM
Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes. :lol:
:lol
Rangerscott
03-11-2011, 02:16 AM
Shit. Id rather pony up a little more cash and ride with Billy Bob in his Buddy Holly prop plane.
Amorok
03-11-2011, 07:13 AM
The bomb was simulated and the gun was demilitarized, remember this was a training exercise. They did spray both of them with some stuff that was supposed to set the sniffers off, but either they didn't use enough or the funk from my nutsack overpowered them. The knife set off the metal detector and they took me to holding without asking the question, the gun I had near my belt buckle and the wand caught it and they let me on. The bomb hit the detector too, but I just yelled at the guy and he let me past.
OneSickPsycho
03-11-2011, 07:58 AM
10 ounces of gel? Ever hear of smaller containers?
Yeah, well, it was better than taking my 36oz tub 'o gel that I'll be using until I retire... It was actually ONSSP's spray gel.
:lol:
Homeslice deserves his own smilie
Perhaps one with a half opened eye slightly lower than the other, a crooked grin, and some drool..m just sayin'...
Particle Man
03-11-2011, 12:32 PM
I shouldn't be shocked that out of this entire thread, THAT is what you pick up on.
:lol
ericr
03-11-2011, 07:20 PM
They were probably just looking for shovels that day.
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