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derf
07-06-2012, 12:10 AM
I needed a new wood working mallet, so I built one. $3 in wood, $1.62 in pennies, a shit ton of glue, and sanding till my arms are tired. Just needs some dark stain and its done.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/309322_10150891359587396_728231451_n.jpg

And the reason I call it the hebrew hammer

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486298_10150891375757396_1547079086_n.jpg
Trip
07-06-2012, 07:28 AM
looks like a penis
derf
07-06-2012, 07:44 AM
looks like a penis

minus the tip
askmrjesus
07-06-2012, 08:23 AM
minus the tip

You guys never tip.

JC
Adeptus_Minor
07-06-2012, 08:24 AM
I had forgotten that you were a Jewish carpenter. :lol:

That's some nice work there, and a decent use for pennies.
Obviously they weigh more than the wood they replaced, but is it significant heft?
pauldun170
07-06-2012, 09:45 AM
looks like a penis

minus the tip

You guys never tip.

JC

:lol
Particle Man
07-06-2012, 10:17 AM
What is the weight? Any idea what the solid wood weight would be?

Just curious what the pennies add - some lead in there may add more heft
Papa_Complex
07-06-2012, 10:18 AM
Mr. Mitzvah had a paddle. Shouldn't Jewman have a dreidel or something?
jtemple
07-06-2012, 12:04 PM
Pennies shift around with impact and reduce rebound, I'd imagine. Kind of like a deadblow hammer.
Gas Man
07-06-2012, 02:25 PM
Cool idea!!!
derf
07-06-2012, 06:15 PM
Is heavy, probably between 4 and 6 lbs, the Pennies don't move, they are in there pretty solid, I filled the centers with glue packed around the Pennies too.
Papa_Complex
07-06-2012, 06:23 PM
Could definitely use one of those as the ban hammer, on our local forum.
Turbo Ghost
07-12-2012, 01:57 PM
Oh man! I just had a flashback to the days of "The Hammer" on SBN! His verdict is swift and final!!
CasterTroy
07-12-2012, 02:26 PM
Oh man! I just had a flashback to the days of "The Hammer" on SBN! His verdict is swift and final!!

:rockwoot: Everyone in the back room had access to that username :lol:
Turbo Ghost
07-12-2012, 03:44 PM
Good times, good times!
derf
07-12-2012, 10:52 PM
the hammer was to help me build this

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/599910_10150917297916135_1862074514_n.jpg
Trip
07-13-2012, 08:36 AM
does it fold out?
CasterTroy
07-13-2012, 08:40 AM
Does the seating area work like a conveyor to draw the victim into the mouth ass first?
Adeptus_Minor
07-13-2012, 09:24 AM
Does the seating area work like a conveyor to draw the victim into the mouth ass first?

I was actually thinking this is a chair for an old person.
"Sit down, grandma.." "Can't... thing's lookin' at me like it wants me to die!"
derf
07-13-2012, 10:53 AM
Hahaha, no, is a Petri standard Adirondack chair, with a skull carved into the back. I penciled out a matching footrest last night
fatbuckRTO
07-13-2012, 10:55 AM
Why do you have the Hebrew word for "soup" inscribed on your hammer?
Particle Man
07-13-2012, 12:56 PM
Hahaha, no, is a Petri standard Adirondack chair, with a skull carved into the back. I penciled out a matching footrest last night

That's a a skull? Looks like the McD's hot coffee lady...