WTF - should we enlighten the author?

[Captain Morgan]

I don't think they realize what WTF means. Sure makes this article chuckle-worthy.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/taekwondo/news?slug=cr-lopez082208&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

[smileyman]

There was alot of WTF going on at the Ol-lymp-picks...Perhaps we should introduce their Takewondo judges to MMA?

[Gunther1000]

"Perez said he was approached again by WTF officials on Friday"

"head of the WTF came to me and said, ‘Don’t speak to the press.'"

So I was like WTF? Why not?...

lol, Ya thats worth a chuckly.


:slide::cf:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol:

[Gas Man]

Somebody enlighten her... then we can all laugh when she changes it.

[Gas Man]

I sent him a comment on it

[DLIT]

If you read it like an ad lib, it's pretty funny.

[Mudpuppy]

this deserve's MP's extensive TLA library to be posted in full - this is compiled by shop guys over many years..

TLA = Three Letter Acronym & 4 Letter Acronyms that Qualify

ABO = Alcoholic Black Out
TLA = Tough Luck Asshole
MFP = Motherfucker please
NFG = No fucking good
WTF = What the fuck
FNG = Fucking new guy
TFB = Too fucking bad
TY&FY = Thank you & fuck you
BTW = By the way
LOL = Laugh out loud
ROFL = Roll on the floor laughing
NFL = No Fucking Lime (used in a bar when ordering a mix drink)
NFL = Nice Fucking Life (Anthrax song)
NFW = no fucking way
AFU = all fucked up
BMF = bite me fucker
GFY = go fuck yourself
SNFU = Something Normal Fucked Up
BMOC = Big Man On Campus
FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FYI = For Your Information
AFD = All Fucking Day
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
WLB = Who Loves ya Babe
MLR = Many Lives of Roy
STFU = Shut The Fuck Up
HTFU = Hurry The Fuck Up
HAND = Have a Nice Day
TWD = Three Day Week
TFO = Take Friday Off
YTM = You the Man
KMA = Kiss My Ass
YAD = You're a Dork
OTS = Outside the Shop (Also known as OTS'd)
OTD = Out the Door
BMF = Bad Motherfucker
FTW = Fuck the World
FTF = Fuck the Factory
myob - mind you own business
brb - be right back
byob - bring you own beer
asap - as soon as possible
fmr - fuck me runnin
afk - away from keyboard
the 3 s's (shit shower shave)
l8r - later
lmao - laugh my ass off
lmfao - laugh my fucking ass off
milf - mother i'd like to fuck
sol - shit outta luck
sob - son of a bitch
doa - dead on arrival
bfd - big fuckin deal
sos - same old shit
ford - first on race day
www - world wide web
foad - fuck off and die
gtg - got to go or good to go
OMW - On my Way
TCB = Taking Care of Business
MIH = Make It Happen
POS = Piece of Shit
DSL = Dick sucking lips
EFD = Every Fucking Day
MMQ = Monday Morning Quarterback
NMP = Not My Problem
NMJ = Not My Job
PDQ = Pretty Damn Quick
SGP = Suck on the Gas Pipe
MFH = Motherfucking House

[dReWpY]

wfo=wide fucking open

[Mr Lefty]

TOYOTA= Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole... :lol:

[Mudpuppy]

wfo=wide fucking open

nice.. that one is being added..

wouldn't it be Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole?

[Mr Lefty]

yeah... fixed... I'm a moron

[Gas Man]

DILLIGAF

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

[Mudpuppy]

How about a new one:

RHS = red hot snatch

[Trip]

Just give it a twist by just a RCH (red cunt hair)

Ultimate unit of measure. It's actually common usage too, we use it all the time in the field at TVA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_cunt_hair

[Mudpuppy]

Just give it a twist by just a RCH (red cunt hair)

Ultimate unit of measure. It's actually common usage too, we use it all the time in the field at TVA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_cunt_hair

excellent one.. i just learned something new..

[Cutty72]

Just give it a twist by just a RCH (red cunt hair)

Ultimate unit of measure. It's actually common usage too, we use it all the time in the field at TVA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_cunt_hair

So is a red cunt hair thicker or thinner than a brown cunt hair :idk:

[Trip]

So is a red cunt hair thicker or thinner than a brown cunt hair :idk:

thinner, RCH is suppose to be the tiniest of adjustments.

[Rider]

So is a red cunt hair thicker or thinner than a brown cunt hair :idk:

Who cares, it all needs to be shaved off clean no matter the color. :dthumb:

[Gas Man]

thinner, RCH is suppose to be the tiniest of adjustments.
NO that is a blonde cunt hair.

[Captain Morgan]

ATM - ass to mouth

[dReWpY]

you would add that

[Trip]

you would add that

you would love that he added that