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Old 08-22-2008, 04:08 PM   #1
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Default WTF - should we enlighten the author?

I don't think they realize what WTF means. Sure makes this article chuckle-worthy.

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Old 08-22-2008, 04:26 PM   #2
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There was alot of WTF going on at the Ol-lymp-picks...Perhaps we should introduce their Takewondo judges to MMA?
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:37 PM   #3
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"Perez said he was approached again by WTF officials on Friday"

"head of the WTF came to me and said, ‘Don’t speak to the press.'"

So I was like WTF? Why not?...

lol, Ya thats worth a chuckly.


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Old 08-22-2008, 08:33 PM   #4
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:37 PM   #5
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Somebody enlighten her... then we can all laugh when she changes it.
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:40 PM   #6
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I sent him a comment on it
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:01 PM   #7
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If you read it like an ad lib, it's pretty funny.
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:55 PM   #8
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this deserve's MP's extensive TLA library to be posted in full - this is compiled by shop guys over many years..

TLA = Three Letter Acronym & 4 Letter Acronyms that Qualify

ABO = Alcoholic Black Out
TLA = Tough Luck Asshole
MFP = Motherfucker please
NFG = No fucking good
WTF = What the fuck
FNG = Fucking new guy
TFB = Too fucking bad
TY&FY = Thank you & fuck you
BTW = By the way
LOL = Laugh out loud
ROFL = Roll on the floor laughing
NFL = No Fucking Lime (used in a bar when ordering a mix drink)
NFL = Nice Fucking Life (Anthrax song)
NFW = no fucking way
AFU = all fucked up
BMF = bite me fucker
GFY = go fuck yourself
SNFU = Something Normal Fucked Up
BMOC = Big Man On Campus
FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FYI = For Your Information
AFD = All Fucking Day
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
WLB = Who Loves ya Babe
MLR = Many Lives of Roy
STFU = Shut The Fuck Up
HTFU = Hurry The Fuck Up
HAND = Have a Nice Day
TWD = Three Day Week
TFO = Take Friday Off
YTM = You the Man
KMA = Kiss My Ass
YAD = You're a Dork
OTS = Outside the Shop (Also known as OTS'd)
OTD = Out the Door
BMF = Bad Motherfucker
FTW = Fuck the World
FTF = Fuck the Factory
myob - mind you own business
brb - be right back
byob - bring you own beer
asap - as soon as possible
fmr - fuck me runnin
afk - away from keyboard
the 3 s's (shit shower shave)
l8r - later
lmao - laugh my ass off
lmfao - laugh my fucking ass off
milf - mother i'd like to fuck
sol - shit outta luck
sob - son of a bitch
doa - dead on arrival
bfd - big fuckin deal
sos - same old shit
ford - first on race day
www - world wide web
foad - fuck off and die
gtg - got to go or good to go
OMW - On my Way
TCB = Taking Care of Business
MIH = Make It Happen
POS = Piece of Shit
DSL = Dick sucking lips
EFD = Every Fucking Day
MMQ = Monday Morning Quarterback
NMP = Not My Problem
NMJ = Not My Job
PDQ = Pretty Damn Quick
SGP = Suck on the Gas Pipe
MFH = Motherfucking House
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:15 PM   #9
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wfo=wide fucking open
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TOYOTA= Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole...

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