F days, im counting hours beotches... and counting....

[Gas Man]

Welcome back man!!

How excited was the wifey?

[marko138]

My original flight was to take off at 1215 and didn't take off until 1500. I was there from 0845-1500.
Motherfuckers.

[DLIT]

Welcome back man!!

How excited was the wifey?

Thanks. She was very excited. I back-handed her and she calmed down.

[Rider]

Thanks. She was very excited. I back-handed her and she calmed down.

No donkey punch? I'm disappointed.

[DLIT]

No donkey punch? I'm disappointed.

She's my wife. Gotta give her some respect, sir.

[Rider]

She's my wife. Gotta give her some respect, sir.

Thats right you are married now.. Carry on sir.

[Gas Man]

I told Uma that Dlit was back on state side...

Her response...

"That is scary! I felt safe with him away from home!"

Not sure if that is a compliment or not.

[Cutty72]

Welcome back D.
I figured you woulda mushroom stamped your wife, a little bit nicer than a backhand, and more to the point :lol:

[DLIT]

I told Uma that Dlit was back on state side...

Her response...

"That is scary! I felt safe with him away from home!"

Not sure if that is a compliment or not.

Tell her she's not funny at all.

[ceo012384]

I'm a little late to this, but welcome home, brother.

[vabarber2]

Yeah, Im late but congrats on making it home! I have 2weeks left in country and 3weeks untill I get home so I'm counting down now!