View Full Version : F days, im counting hours beotches... and counting....
15 more days for me, 16 for my wife, I'll be back stateside (Vegas). I've been here for 368 days. I'm getting short as fuck at work and I really want to stop giving a fuck about anything, but I can't. As long as I'm at this base, I'll get bitched at if something didn't get done. Can't wait to get back to my wife, cat, bike, truck and a fucking house. Fuck this dorm room shit! Hey, Ebbs, how much more time you got here?, hahahaha.
vabarber2
03-09-2008, 08:47 PM
Congrats! Good Luck! Have a safe trip!!
Only 30couple left for me!!!!!
itgirl
03-09-2008, 08:48 PM
hope it goes quick for ya. you've earned it!!
Carolina
03-09-2008, 08:50 PM
:shotgun: to Korea I was in Casey in 99 I had fun but it's nothing like the states and all that walking is :gayk:
Mr Lefty
03-09-2008, 09:04 PM
15 more days for me, 16 for my wife, I'll be back stateside (Vegas). I've been here for 368 days. I'm getting short as fuck at work and I really want to stop giving a fuck about anything, but I can't. As long as I'm at this base, I'll get bitched at if something didn't get done. Can't wait to get back to my wife, cat, bike, truck and a fucking house. Fuck this dorm room shit! Hey, Ebbs, how much more time you got here?, hahahaha.
:gofurslf:
marko138
03-09-2008, 09:07 PM
Are you back in Vegas for good ?
jalaan1
03-09-2008, 09:22 PM
stop looking at the damn calendar and you'll be back B4 you know it.
Are you back in Vegas for good ?
Until they tell me I'm changing stations again. Proly be there for at least a couple years. I was there for 6.5 years before here, so...
Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 12:33 AM
Until they tell me I'm changing stations again. Proly be there for at least a couple years. I was there for 6.5 years before here, so...
and with the way the AF is shape'n up... you'll be there for at least that long again... unless you try to move :2cents:
azoomm
03-10-2008, 11:09 AM
Until they tell me I'm changing stations again. Proly be there for at least a couple years. I was there for 6.5 years before here, so...
Awesome!! Congratulations!
My husband will be home on the 19th (his birthday) which is a week early. He'll be home until the 7th of May, then back out for almost 50 days :(
marko138
03-10-2008, 11:10 AM
Good for you.
Gas Man
03-10-2008, 02:15 PM
You're a scotrum!
You're a scotrum!
Your "bike" is a peice of shit.
14 more days!!!
Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:23 PM
Your "bike" is a peice of shit.
14 more days!!!
you're a homo
vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:58 PM
Good! Good!
Gas Man
03-10-2008, 10:37 PM
Your "bike" is a peice of shit.
14 more days!!!
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/coolastwoguysvn8.jpg
vabarber2
03-10-2008, 11:28 PM
Are you going to go JUMBO for each of these last 14 days??
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/coolastwoguysvn8.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/DLITALIEN/thfunnypic.jpg
ceo012384
03-11-2008, 02:06 AM
15 more days for me, 16 for my wife, I'll be back stateside (Vegas). I've been here for 368 days. I'm getting short as fuck at work and I really want to stop giving a fuck about anything, but I can't. As long as I'm at this base, I'll get bitched at if something didn't get done. Can't wait to get back to my wife, cat, bike, truck and a fucking house. Fuck this dorm room shit! Hey, Ebbs, how much more time you got here?, hahahaha.
Awesome dude. Coming home will certainly be a great feeling.
So are you ever going to be back here?
Awesome dude. Coming home will certainly be a great feeling.
So are you ever going to be back here?
Probably x-mas '08.
Gas Man
03-11-2008, 09:12 AM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/DLITALIEN/thfunnypic.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/Shut%20Up/stfu.gif
:rofl: :rofl:
marko138
03-11-2008, 09:28 AM
Vicious motherfuckers.
Cutty72
03-11-2008, 12:48 PM
in 15 days... there will probalby still be snow on the ground.
ceo012384
03-11-2008, 03:17 PM
Probably x-mas '08.
Just to visit? Or to live here again?
Just to visit? Or to live here again?
To visit. I'm in the military til at least 2010. I'll probably re-enlist in 2010.
ceo012384
03-11-2008, 07:05 PM
To visit. I'm in the military til at least 2010. I'll probably re-enlist in 2010.
I see. You miss it?
I would miss boston so much if I went somewhere else in any sort of permanent fashion.
Too bad it will be Christmas, or I'd make sure I got your ass to a sox game.
I see. You miss it?
I would miss boston so much if I went somewhere else in any sort of permanent fashion.
Too bad it will be Christmas, or I'd make sure I got your ass to a sox game.
The 2nd to last time I was home, I went to that one game vs. Tampa Bay where Papi hit the walk-off JUST over the short part of the right field wall, just behind Pesky's Pole. Pretty sick.
Do I miss it? Um....not at all. Maybe if I was stationed in ND or some shit. But I'll be in Vegas. Year-round riding, no snow and barely any rain, ya dig? yeah, it gets hot, but at least it's not humid.
vabarber2
03-11-2008, 07:15 PM
To visit. I'm in the military til at least 2010. I'll probably re-enlist in 2010.
Good luck with that!!
The 2nd to last time I was home, I went to that one game vs. Tampa Bay where Papi hit the walk-off JUST over the short part of the right field wall, just behind Pesky's Pole. Pretty sick.
Do I miss it? Um....not at all. Maybe if I was stationed in ND or some shit. But I'll be in Vegas. Year-round riding, no snow and barely any rain, ya dig? yeah, it gets hot, but at least it's not humid.
Wow vegas is sounding great right now! Whats it an AF base out there?? Im almost out the military, I can feel it coming, Less than a year left!
ceo012384
03-11-2008, 07:18 PM
The 2nd to last time I was home, I went to that one game vs. Tampa Bay where Papi hit the walk-off JUST over the short part of the right field wall, just behind Pesky's Pole. Pretty sick.
Do I miss it? Um....not at all. Maybe if I was stationed in ND or some shit. But I'll be in Vegas. Year-round riding, no snow and barely any rain, ya dig? yeah, it gets hot, but at least it's not humid.
Being at that game must have been sweet. I have been to a couple walkoff games.... place goes so nuts.
Makes sense, there are certainly pros to a lot of other places I could live. There's just a lot of things about NE I would really miss. It's probably just because I grew up here.
Being at that game must have been sweet. I have been to a couple walkoff games.... place goes so nuts.
Makes sense, there are certainly pros to a lot of other places I could live. There's just a lot of things about NE I would really miss. It's probably just because I grew up here.
I grew up there too. Still don't miss it.
I forgot. 13 days left!!!
Mr Lefty
03-12-2008, 01:51 AM
I forgot. 13 days left!!!
still a douche bag
still a douche bag
Call me all the names you want, buddy.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 06:38 PM
I forgot. 13 days left!!!
We know, We know!!!!!!
still a douche bag
Exactly!
12 days!!!! Gooooooo fuck yourself.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 07:05 PM
12 days!!!! Gooooooo fuck yourself.
Blah blah blah! We know already! Congrats and good for you!!!
Blah blah blah! We know already! Congrats and good for you!!!
One thing you don't know is how shitty this place is. Proly nothing compared to the Box, but I can't wait to fucking leave.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 07:24 PM
One thing you don't know is how shitty this place is. Proly nothing compared to the Box, but I can't wait to fucking leave.
I bet, Im mostly just jelous since Im close to leaving and they're becoming dicks making the days drag on so slow!!
Mr Lefty
03-12-2008, 07:42 PM
One thing you don't know is how shitty this place is. Proly nothing compared to the Box, but I can't wait to fucking leave.
but they get paid a hell of a lot more to be there than here
but they get paid a hell of a lot more to be there than here
For good reason though. I don't get mortars launched at me, randomly.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 07:50 PM
For good reason though. I don't get mortars launched at me, randomly.
Exactly!! and its not randomly its regularly!!!
Captain Morgan
03-12-2008, 08:08 PM
One thing you don't know is how shitty this place is. Proly nothing compared to the Box, but I can't wait to fucking leave.
I still remember those days. Counting down until you leave. It seems there is nothing you can do to take your mind off it. I say to sleep as much as absolutely possible if you want the time to go by a little faster. Tylenol PM or Advil PM can help with that. ;) Another option is to watch movies or read books. You'll get pulled in and forget about time for just a little while.
But just think back to when you got there. Seems like just yesterday, I bet. Now you're leaving. When our plane lifted off the ground, we all cheered, then went to sleep to try and make the flight a bit faster.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 08:10 PM
I still remember those days. Counting down until you leave. It seems there is nothing you can do to take your mind off it. I say to sleep as much as absolutely possible if you want the time to go by a little faster. Tylenol PM or Advil PM can help with that. ;) Another option is to watch movies or read books. You'll get pulled in and forget about time for just a little while.
But just think back to when you got there. Seems like just yesterday, I bet. Now you're leaving. When our plane lifted off the ground, we all cheered, then went to sleep to try and make the flight a bit faster.
Yeah, Ive ben trying that! They told us at the 2 month mark and its ben draging ever sense!!!
I still remember those days. Counting down until you leave. It seems there is nothing you can do to take your mind off it. I say to sleep as much as absolutely possible if you want the time to go by a little faster. Tylenol PM or Advil PM can help with that. ;) Another option is to watch movies or read books. You'll get pulled in and forget about time for just a little while.
But just think back to when you got there. Seems like just yesterday, I bet. Now you're leaving. When our plane lifted off the ground, we all cheered, then went to sleep to try and make the flight a bit faster.
Dude, I play on my 360 religiously. If I'm not doing that, I'm looking at porn or sleeping. TMO is picking up my shit tomorrow. I'm gonna be mailing out my TV at a leter date (I'll get reimbursed), so I can play 360 until the absolute latest day. I'll have it til the 20th. I fly out on the 25th.
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 08:19 PM
Dude, I play on my 360 religiously. If I'm not doing that, I'm looking at porn or sleeping. TMO is picking up my shit tomorrow. I'm gonna be mailing out my TV at a leter date (I'll get reimbursed), so I can play 360 until the absolute latest day. I'll have it til the 20th. I fly out on the 25th.
wish I could do that, but irak is no place for new electronices so Im on my PS2!! or on here posting!
wish I could do that, but irak is no place for new electronices so Im on my PS2!! or on here posting!
You couldn't bring one if you had one?
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 08:42 PM
You couldn't bring one if you had one?
Yeah, and they're pretty cheap in the px! but power outages and watts jump have burned out many peoples and sand storms get through cracks so everything in your room gets sandy! So out of a want to keep my chit nice I left it at home!
Yeah, and they're pretty cheap in the px! but power outages and watts jump have burned out many peoples and sand storms get through cracks so everything in your room gets sandy! So out of a want to keep my chit nice I left it at home!
You Army?
vabarber2
03-12-2008, 09:05 PM
You Army?
Yup! 11b!!!!
Yup! 11b!!!!
You guys in tents?
Captain Morgan
03-13-2008, 06:50 AM
You guys in tents?
We were in hooches (no, not hoochies :lol: ) when I was in the AF, not much better than tents. Sand still got in everywhere. I don't blame him for not wanting anything nice in the sandbox.
LaFemmes
03-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Best of luck to your homecoming.:rockwoot:
dReWpY
03-14-2008, 07:13 PM
took liberties and changed the title, it cant be a count down unless there is an actual countdown... :cheers:
took liberties and changed the title, it cant be a count down unless there is an actual countdown... :cheers:
Tanks.
marko138
03-17-2008, 02:49 PM
You suck.
Captain Morgan
03-17-2008, 05:33 PM
One more week. I remember that feeling. Is your TV gone yet? That is the worst part, after they come and take all your shit. But at least you're almost out of there.
One more week. I remember that feeling. Is your TV gone yet? That is the worst part, after they come and take all your shit. But at least you're almost out of there.
I'm mailing my TV seperately. It's getting mailed tomorrow. I'll be in a Hotel by Friday.
dReWpY
03-17-2008, 05:47 PM
updated and stickyed it, why cause whats more important in the off topic section? not shit!!!
azoomm
03-17-2008, 05:48 PM
WooHoo!!!
I'm practicing my "O" face now.
dReWpY
03-17-2008, 06:22 PM
so this begs the age old question NtS posted awhile ago
go in 'hot and loaded'
or "practiced and starting out with a fresh supply"
Gas Man
03-18-2008, 01:04 AM
And you want to talk retard strength... hmmmmm...
Can we count backwards from 14?
Yep! We are older than 5.
Just fuckin with ya Dlit... had to.... :lol:
And you want to talk retard strength... hmmmmm...
Can we count backwards from 14?
Yep! We are older than 5.
Just fuckin with ya Dlit... had to.... :lol:
Stop busting balls, Gas. It's not in your character. You're not mean
Gas Man
03-18-2008, 07:26 AM
Thanks I guess....
marko138
03-18-2008, 09:30 AM
I'm not sure if he just burned you or not, Gas.
I'm not sure if he just burned you or not, Gas.
I would classify that as colateral damage. I was being serious, but my seriousness also had a little burn to it. Nothing major.
marko138
03-18-2008, 03:36 PM
I would classify that as colateral damage. I was being serious, but my seriousness also had a little burn to it. Nothing major.
It shall now go down as a legitamate burn.
It shall now go down as a legitamate burn.
Agreed. But not the highest degree of burnage.
marko138
03-18-2008, 03:38 PM
It doesn't have to be high degree to hurt.
It doesn't have to be high degree to hurt.
Gas has thick skin. Your lover will be alright.
marko138
03-18-2008, 03:42 PM
Apparently you misunderstand my motives. Cut him deep.
I did. I countered your point with him having thick skin. He'll be aight.
Rider
03-18-2008, 03:52 PM
I did. I countered your point with him having thick skin. He'll be aight.
GM takes it just as well as he gives it...
Did you guys know I have 6 days left?
dReWpY
03-18-2008, 03:58 PM
no tv, and only twfix, how will you ever make it :lol:
no tv, and only twfix, how will you ever make it :lol:
Gotta mail the TV out today (Wednesday). I'll be in a hotel on Friday.
marko138
03-18-2008, 04:03 PM
You have 6 days left? No, I had no idea.
marko138
03-18-2008, 04:05 PM
Real talk.
Shoot straight, kid.
the chi
03-18-2008, 04:44 PM
AWESOME!! I cant beleive its been a year, it seems so much longer ago when you were going over there...
vabarber2
03-18-2008, 08:31 PM
Congrats! You're under a week!! Good Luck have a safe trip and take care!
Gas Man
03-18-2008, 10:46 PM
Yeah I took it for what Dlit meant it... truth with a burn twist.
Its all good!
When it comes to buds... burning is a sign of acceptance amungst friends.
vabarber2
03-18-2008, 10:49 PM
Yeah I took it for what Dlit meant it... truth with a burn twist.
Its all good!
When it comes to buds... burning is a sign of acceptance amungst friends.
True! And for some reason we even accept the old crusier geezer known as GM! :lol:
Gas Man
03-18-2008, 10:52 PM
That's cause I'm the only one that can roll that way and still manage to be cool. Its a delicate balance. :D
vabarber2
03-18-2008, 10:55 PM
That's cause I'm the only one that can roll that way and still manage to be cool. Its a delicate balance. :D
We've noticed, but you over load that balance when you post the threads with 50 chrome pics.
I'm actually surprised didn't load this up with chromey pics.
vabarber2
03-18-2008, 11:04 PM
I'm actually surprised didn't load this up with chromey pics.
Dont temp him, its not closed yet.
JoJoYZF
03-19-2008, 12:04 AM
Way to go guys, now you made him bring the chrome to this thread too
get that shit outta here.
vabarber2
03-19-2008, 12:20 AM
Way to go guys, now you made him bring the chrome to this thread too
Not you guys, DLIT did that.
Gas Man
03-19-2008, 12:39 AM
Its not my fault... blame Dlit...
vabarber2
03-19-2008, 12:44 AM
Its not my fault... blame Dlit...
See, he meven knows who the blame falls on.
Get that SHIT outta here.
t-homo
03-19-2008, 02:01 AM
Hurry your ass up and get back here.
Hurry your ass up and get back here.
I'm hurrying, trust me.
Cutty72
03-19-2008, 02:45 PM
You know... it's really amazing that they let you ride that thing on the street.
It's a hazard to other drivers you know... all that bling could blind someone and make them hit a wall.
t-homo
03-19-2008, 05:03 PM
5 fucking days!!
:rockout:
marko138
03-19-2008, 05:12 PM
How many?
Mr Lefty
03-19-2008, 05:26 PM
wait... what's going on?
wait... what's going on?
I'm gonna be fucking your mom in 5 days.
Mr Lefty
03-19-2008, 05:32 PM
I'm gonna be fucking your mom in 5 days.
damn a nephrophiliac huh... that's some disgusting shit
You have so many days left, it's not even worth counting, haha.
Mr Lefty
03-19-2008, 05:37 PM
You have so many days left, it's not even worth counting, haha.
170 or so till my mid tour... yeah... it's depressing
170 or so till my mid tour... yeah... it's depressing
What do you do to pass time?
dReWpY
03-19-2008, 05:43 PM
jerkoff
Mr Lefty
03-19-2008, 05:45 PM
What do you do to pass time?
SLEEP! if I sleep 12 hrs a night... I'm only here 1/2 the time :lol:
I've downloaded a LOT of Irish Road Races, AMA races, shitty movies, porn, music, look up shit for my bike, try to find a good deal on an 85-89 Toyota 4 Runner
my PS3 is on the way though... so that'll help.
Your PS3 will be doing work. Shoulda got a 360 though. Xbox Live is the ultimate.
Mr Lefty
03-19-2008, 06:11 PM
Your PS3 will be doing work. Shoulda got a 360 though. Xbox Live is the ultimate.
I had a 360 but gave it to my bro... before I got the PS3...
I'll definatly be buying a few more games :lol:
vabarber2
03-19-2008, 09:10 PM
SLEEP! if I sleep 12 hrs a night... I'm only here 1/2 the time :lol:
I've downloaded a LOT of Irish Road Races, AMA races, shitty movies, porn, music, look up shit for my bike, try to find a good deal on an 85-89 Toyota 4 Runner
my PS3 is on the way though... so that'll help.
Great theory. Wish I could sleep that much, but it just dont work.
Gas Man
03-20-2008, 03:20 PM
Hold the phone...
What the fuck is this shit?
In 5 days Dlit is fucking somebody's mom in BFK?? In one last attempt to prove he's not gay?
Somebody please explain... :wtf:
Hold the phone...
What the fuck is this shit?
In 5 days Dlit is fucking somebody's mom in BFK?? In one last attempt to prove he's not gay?
Somebody please explain... :wtf:
I'll explain.
4 fucking days!!
Go fuck yourself.
Congrats Dlit, I bet you are looking forward to seeing your wife again.
Gas Man
03-20-2008, 05:11 PM
Congrats Dlit, I bet you are looking forward to seeing your wife again.
He means bang your wife again!! :D
Congrats Dlit, I bet you are looking forward to seeing your wife again.
He means bang your wife again!! :D
Both. I don't bang my wife. We make love.
Captain Morgan
03-20-2008, 06:01 PM
Both. I don't bang my wife. We make love.
How sweet. Fuckin homo, turn in your man card!!
How sweet. Fuckin homo, turn in your man card!!
If you ever saw us make love, you'd retract that request.
I got four more days and ONE speed-bump. My going away party. If I can get through that, I'm good. It's probably not the best idea to do The Century Club as a pregame before the official party kicks off, but oh well. It's my last time drinking here. I just gotta stay out of trouble. All that's tomorrow though.
zortness
03-20-2008, 07:08 PM
I wonder if D will fall off the face of the interwebs when he gets back... at least I won't have to look at mutliple copies of this thread on different forums.
Now get your ass home, we gotz track days!
I wonder if D will fall off the face of the interwebs when he gets back... at least I won't have to look at mutliple copies of this thread on different forums.
Now get your ass home, we gotz track days!
Nope. I got 8 days off coming to me when I get home. Besides, how else am I going to find out what the next track day is?
Gas Man
03-20-2008, 08:31 PM
How sweet. Fuckin homo, turn in your man card!!
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/revoked_product.jpg
itgirl
03-21-2008, 09:08 AM
so what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home?
Mr Lefty
03-21-2008, 09:12 AM
so what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home?
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be nail his wife :lol:
so what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home?
Are you serious?
itgirl
03-21-2008, 10:40 AM
well, i meant other than the obvious. forget it, i'm a douche.
We all know he plans on posting here as soon as he steps foot in the US again. :lol:
Mr Lefty
03-21-2008, 10:57 AM
We all know he plans on posting here as soon as he steps foot in the US again. :lol:
:lol: I'm gonna say his next post is gonna be in.... MAY :lol:
well, i meant other than the obvious. forget it, i'm a douche.
We got a hotel at Mandalay Bay for a couple nights. The thing has two bathrooms. Dinner at the Stratosphere. After we get enough quality time in, the bike and the truck need to be tuned up and registered again. We're gonna head out to Cali to go to the Ikea warehouse and get some stuff. Fun little road trip. Nothing too crazy, really. A lot of catching up to do.
Captain Morgan
03-21-2008, 09:38 PM
We got a hotel at Mandalay Bay for a couple nights. The thing has two bathrooms. Dinner at the Stratosphere. After we get enough quality time in, the bike and the truck need to be tuned up and registered again. We're gonna head out to Cali to go to the Ikea warehouse and get some stuff. Fun little road trip. Nothing too crazy, really. A lot of catching up to do.
I've heard it can be tough catching back up sometimes because people seem to change a bit after being away from each other like that. Never had to worry about it, personally. Three more days for you to put up with the bullshit. Like you said, just don't get in trouble at your going away party.
I've heard it can be tough catching back up sometimes because people seem to change a bit after being away from each other like that. Never had to worry about it, personally. Three more days for you to put up with the bullshit. Like you said, just don't get in trouble at your going away party.
We'll be good. It literally felt like I was gone for two days when I got home for my mid-tour. We talk on the phone a lot, too.
Mudpuppy
03-22-2008, 01:18 AM
i'll drink to that.. fuck at this point i am drinking to anything.. glad to hear you are down to the wire..
fuck one of the claymores in the backyard just went off.. i got to go get the 9 and check what's up..
be sure to say hi to your old lady for all of us
Cutty72
03-22-2008, 10:55 AM
How you feelin today D?
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:09 AM
ran into the fucker at the bar... bought him a drink... fucker was FUCKED UP! then he bounce before I could buy the 2nd round.
have fun in the states DLit! I'll hit you up when I get back!
be sure to say hi to your old lady for all of us
be sure to swallow razorblades, fuckface. die.
ran into the fucker at the bar... bought him a drink... fucker was FUCKED UP! then he bounce before I could buy the 2nd round.
have fun in the states DLit! I'll hit you up when I get back!
Don't know what the fuck happened. I'm having a hard time remembering the last thing I remember.
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 10:47 PM
Don't know what the fuck happened. I'm having a hard time remembering the last thing I remember.
:lol: yeah you were fuck'n gone...
you go'n back to get that picture from Jumie?
Jumi aint gonna give me that picture. I asked her about it last night but I don't even know if I was making sense.
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 10:50 PM
Jumi aint gonna give me that picture. I asked her about it last night but I don't even know if I was making sense.
she said come back today... but I don't remember if she was saying she was gonna order it or that you could have that one... it was like 30 or so for the pic... and 30 for the frame but she said she'd give it to you for 45 or so...
she said come back today... but I don't remember if she was saying she was gonna order it or that you could have that one... it was like 30 or so for the pic... and 30 for the frame but she said she'd give it to you for 45 or so...
Fuckin bitch. I woulda paid her right there. Fuck that. Too lazy to go all the way down there today.
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Fuckin bitch. I woulda paid her right there. Fuck that. Too lazy to go all the way down there today.
:lol: you tried... but you only had 30... I tried to give you the extra 15 but you were like... fuck it... I'll talk her down... all the while she's standing right there! :lol:
good times
:lol: you tried... but you only had 30... I tried to give you the extra 15 but you were like... fuck it... I'll talk her down... all the while she's standing right there! :lol:
good times
Oh. Thanks then.
marko138
03-22-2008, 11:04 PM
How often do you two assholes see each other?
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:11 PM
How often do you two assholes see each other?
only twice since I've been here... he got switched to fuck'n swings shortly after I got here. and because of the exercise we couldn't go off base for a week to drink...
marko138
03-22-2008, 11:13 PM
Are you on the same base?
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Are you on the same base?
yeah but he works at a remote site
marko138
03-22-2008, 11:17 PM
Oh.
Do you have access to myspace right now?
NONE_too_SOFT
03-22-2008, 11:17 PM
awww wheres the twfix love.
why didnt you take him fresh baked nut bread.
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:21 PM
Oh.
Do you have access to myspace right now?
yeah why?
marko138
03-22-2008, 11:22 PM
Can you go to my page and tell me if the background pic is showing up? I think I fucked something up.
Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:31 PM
Can you go to my page and tell me if the background pic is showing up? I think I fucked something up.
nope it's set at the default layout
marko138
03-22-2008, 11:31 PM
Fuck. Thats not good.
ceo012384
03-23-2008, 01:06 AM
I'm gonna be fucking your mom in 5 days.
:zowned:
damn a nephrophiliac huh... that's some disgusting shit
Wait. Backfire.
Captain Morgan
03-23-2008, 03:08 PM
I'm guessing we won't hear from Dlit again until he gets back from the States. I think we need to make a new sticky thread titled, "Welcome back Dlit!!" so he'll find it after he gets home and finishes taking care of business. :lol:
OneSickPsycho
03-23-2008, 04:06 PM
I'm guessing we won't hear from Dlit again until he gets back from the States. I think we need to make a new sticky thread titled, "Welcome back Dlit!!" so he'll find it after he gets home and finishes taking care of business. :lol:
That would be cool... But the only posts allowed would be "go fuck yourself" and "fuck off"...
Go fuck yourself and fuck off.
24 hours from now, I'll be on my way to the airport. Hopefully my bus won't literally burn to the ground like the bus I took in September.
itgirl
03-23-2008, 08:32 PM
bahaha!! i remember that. that was too funny!!
have a safe trip and welcome back.
Captain Morgan
03-24-2008, 06:49 AM
Go fuck yourself and fuck off.
24 hours from now, I'll be on my way to the airport. Hopefully my bus won't literally burn to the ground like the bus I took in September.
Ah, this will probably be the least amount of sleep you will get while in Korea! The flight will probably be the longest flight of your life. The sex when you return home will be the quickest sex you've ever had. Well, the first round, anyway. :lol:
I don't know about that. I went home on mid-tour and it took longer than expected to nut. But you'r right. There'll be more than one round. I'm thinking about leaving the 20 beers cans from Saturday on the floor for the Korean ladies to clean up.
dReWpY
03-24-2008, 11:59 AM
so are you leaving today?
so are you leaving today?
My flight takes off in 12 hours and 25 minutes. 1405, Korea time.
dReWpY
03-24-2008, 12:48 PM
k, updated title
marko138
03-24-2008, 12:50 PM
What are you doing between now and then?
Rider
03-24-2008, 12:50 PM
k, updated title
So did I... No swearing in thread titles. In the thread, swear all you fucking want. LOL
Cutty72
03-24-2008, 12:50 PM
My flight takes off in 12 hours and 25 minutes. 1405, Korea time.
Unless the engine on the plane dies, so you get stuck at the airport longer :lol:
dReWpY
03-24-2008, 01:00 PM
i thought we had a filter that did that for ppl that wanted it... oh well, i have been out of the loop for the last few weeks, :idk:
Rider
03-24-2008, 01:08 PM
i thought we had a filter that did that for ppl that wanted it... oh well, i have been out of the loop for the last few weeks, :idk:
We do, but I choose not to use the filter. I just don't want to see it in the thread title. IN the thread is cool.
Gas Man
03-24-2008, 01:36 PM
I'll put swearing in the title for $5 to my paypal account!! :D
dReWpY
03-24-2008, 01:44 PM
gotta pay for all that chrome some how
marko138
03-24-2008, 02:14 PM
I can also be bought.
Rider
03-24-2008, 02:20 PM
I can also be bought.
Most gay gigolo's can.. :lol:
marko138
03-24-2008, 02:20 PM
Don't lie...you've got a price too.
Captain Morgan
03-24-2008, 03:11 PM
My flight takes off in 12 hours and 25 minutes. 1405, Korea time.
Only 10 hours to go, now. As soon as you take off, you'll be counting the hours till you land. That's another 14, if I remember correctly.
I arrive in Vegas at noon on Tuesday PST.
Mr Lefty
03-24-2008, 05:55 PM
I arrive in Vegas at noon on Tuesday PST.
gotta love that time change... you arrive 2 hours before you left :lol:
Take care bro... have a safe flight!
when you come up for air, let us know you made it home alright:lol:
dReWpY
03-24-2008, 06:05 PM
there yeah go, get your ass back to the states, you here for good now?
there yeah go, get your ass back to the states, you here for good now?
I'm good until they tell me I gotta move again. I was there for 6.5 years last time. Hopefully I won't have to go anywhere for at least a few years.
I'm at the airport now. Waiting for my plane. At least the bus didn't burn down in front of me this time.
Mr Lefty
03-24-2008, 11:48 PM
I'm good until they tell me I gotta move again. I was there for 6.5 years last time. Hopefully I won't have to go anywhere for at least a few years.
I'm at the airport now. Waiting for my plane. At least the bus didn't burn down in front of me this time.
I imagine if you empty your dream sheet you'll be good for at least 4... with the way the AF is in it's PCS budget... you'll probably be there 6-8 easy
JoJoYZF
03-24-2008, 11:54 PM
Good luck with the trip back man. And once you get settled in and done playin with the wife, let me know about that visor.
I imagine if you empty your dream sheet you'll be good for at least 4... with the way the AF is in it's PCS budget... you'll probably be there 6-8 easy
My dream sheet is empty. Always has been.
Good luck with the trip back man. And once you get settled in and done playin with the wife, let me know about that visor.
Yeah, will do man. Proly let you know by the weekend.
Mr Lefty
03-25-2008, 12:00 AM
My dream sheet is empty. Always has been.
no shit? :lol: well I had Osan, Kunsan, and world wide for 4 years... I empty it... a year and a half later orders to Osan... :idk:
I was on a control roster (non-disciplinary one) for two years at Nellis for F22 reasons. As soon as it lifted, I got orders.
Mr Lefty
03-25-2008, 12:11 AM
I was on a control roster (non-disciplinary one) for two years at Nellis for F22 reasons. As soon as it lifted, I got orders.
F22 reasons?
I think the dream sheet is nothing more than a way to shut people up because it makes people THINK they have some say in where they go... nothing more
Captain Morgan
03-25-2008, 06:56 AM
I think the dream sheet is nothing more than a way to shut people up because it makes people THINK they have some say in where they go... nothing more
Hence the name, "dream sheet". :lol:
Fuck! I get all the way to San Fran and my connecting flight to Vegas is cancelled. WTF. The next flight is two hours later from the original now. Three more fucking hours.
At least you are back on US soil, that's a start. Welcome home.
marko138
03-25-2008, 12:59 PM
At least you are back on US soil, that's a start. Welcome home.
Truth. Watch your cornhole in SF.
dReWpY
03-25-2008, 12:59 PM
Welcome home dlit
Rider
03-25-2008, 01:06 PM
Fuck! I get all the way to San Fran and my connecting flight to Vegas is cancelled. WTF. The next flight is two hours later from the original now. Three more fucking hours.
Dude in 3 hours you could practically drive home. We'll 5 anyway..
It's an eight hour drive to Vegas. Believe me, I've thought about it just so I can keep moving, but the AF wouldn't reimburse my ass.
My asshole's head is on a swivel, man. Faggots. Pretty hot American chicks up in the heezy though. It's a rare sight nowadays.
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:11 PM
Your spoken, or typed in this case, word is impeccable.
Your spoken, or typed in this case, word is impeccable.
Thank you, sir. Good day.
azoomm
03-25-2008, 01:14 PM
it's that final stretch that is the longest... isn't it?
it's that final stretch that is the longest... isn't it?
Nooooooo shit!
Rider
03-25-2008, 01:18 PM
You might have to "prime the pump" once or twice before you get home so you don't bust a nut after 2 seconds.
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:19 PM
You might have to "prime the pump" once or twice before you get home so you don't bust a nut after 2 seconds.
He's probly doing that right now...in the middle of the airport.
You might have to "prime the pump" once or twice before you get home so you don't bust a nut after 2 seconds.
I don't think that'll happen, holmes. But if it does, it don't matter. I'm not gonna stop. My wife will understand.
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:20 PM
I don't think that'll happen, holmes. But if it does, it don't matter. I'm not gonna stop. My wife will understand.
I admire you persistance.
Her vag is gonna be hurting.
Rider
03-25-2008, 01:26 PM
Her vag is gonna be hurting.
Spoken like a true gentleman. :dthumb:
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:28 PM
Her vag is gonna be hurting.
Thats what I like about this cat. He fucking shoots straight. There's no mincing words with DLIT. He calls it like he sees it.
Thats what I like about this cat. He fucking shoots straight. There's no mincing words with DLIT. He calls it like he sees it.
Right back atchya, pal. I type like I talk.
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:31 PM
Right back atchya, pal. I type like I talk.
It's important to keep it real.
I have to tell you guys. There is an abundance of hot American chicks walking around. I missed that.
marko138
03-25-2008, 01:32 PM
Go hit on them.
LaFemmes
03-25-2008, 01:32 PM
Her vag is gonna be hurting.
Oh, and I'm sure thats just gonna' break her heart.:whistle:
NOT!:lol:
Rider
03-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I have to tell you guys. There is an abundance of hot American chicks walking around. I missed that.
Dude, you're in California... Thats fucking normal.
JoJoYZF
03-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I have to tell you guys. There is an abundance of hot American chicks walking around. I missed that.
Its your official welcome back to the country
Dude, you're in California... Thats fucking normal.
Haha, no shit.
Stupid fucking flight got delayed one more hour now.
JoJoYZF
03-25-2008, 01:50 PM
Im pretty sure theyre fuckin with you now
Im pretty sure theyre fuckin with you now
I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna die.
JoJoYZF
03-25-2008, 01:52 PM
Hell yeah. I probably woulda killed someone already.
JoJoYZF
03-25-2008, 02:01 PM
It's the hippies fault.
As are most things.
marko138
03-25-2008, 02:29 PM
Dood....get in a damn car and start driving. Fuck the reimbursement.
dReWpY
03-25-2008, 02:29 PM
dlit, dont forget who called dibs on those tires...
I didn't. Fucking flight keeps getting more and more delayed. I'm about to strangle someone.
dReWpY
03-25-2008, 02:58 PM
punt some cunt, it should make you laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy inside as the communist bitch that keeps delaying your flight slides across the tarmac and is ran over by your plane as it arrives earlier then planned so you can get your ass home
I got the wifey on webcam right now. Calming me a bit.
Cutty72
03-25-2008, 03:09 PM
I got the wifey on webcam right now. Calming me a bit.
Naked?
Naked?
Nah. Showing me the cat on crack. There's this catnip toy that drives him crazy.
dReWpY
03-25-2008, 03:43 PM
thats how you settle a dlit, so him a pussy with toys, nice....
Captain Morgan
03-25-2008, 04:31 PM
It's an eight hour drive to Vegas. Believe me, I've thought about it just so I can keep moving, but the AF wouldn't reimburse my ass.
My asshole's head is on a swivel, man. Faggots. Pretty hot American chicks up in the heezy though. It's a rare sight nowadays.
I have to tell you guys. There is an abundance of hot American chicks walking around. I missed that.
While it IS Cali, you have to remember that you've been in Korea for the last year. You know the rule, when a girl steps off the plane in Korea, she immediately jumps 3 points on the hotness scale. A 5 becomes an 8, simply because of the lack of decent looking American women over there. Once you get back to the States, you're in complete shock over the number of hot women because your mind has grown accustomed to that fucked up scale over there.
I didn't. Fucking flight keeps getting more and more delayed. I'm about to strangle someone.
Wow, I'd be seriously pissed. Is there shitty weather in Vegas? WTF is going on to delay the flight? But again, you ARE back on American soil so be happy about that!! Welcome back to the US.
My originl flight got cncelled for "aircraft servicing". It just snow-balled from there, causing every other flight from/to Vegas to be wicked fucking late. Already watched the GP race again and turned my cell phone back on. STILL haven't got my advanced DLA (dislocation allowance) yet. I filed for it two fucking weeks ago. Financed dropped the ball BIG TIME. Fuckin pricks.
Captain Morgan
03-25-2008, 05:24 PM
My originl flight got cncelled for "aircraft servicing". It just snow-balled from there, causing every other flight from/to Vegas to be wicked fucking late. Already watched the GP race again and turned my cell phone back on. STILL haven't got my advanced DLA (dislocation allowance) yet. I filed for it two fucking weeks ago. Financed dropped the ball BIG TIME. Fuckin pricks.
Ah, the good old days of the military pay system. One thing that I don't miss! Hope you get back home soon.
dReWpY
03-25-2008, 05:31 PM
you still stuck in the airport?
Mr Lefty
03-25-2008, 08:00 PM
Fuck! I get all the way to San Fran and my connecting flight to Vegas is cancelled. WTF. The next flight is two hours later from the original now. Three more fucking hours.
I was wondering why I saw new posts from you... damn bro that sucks!
you still stuck in the airport?
I bet he has shot his wad by now.........
Gas Man
03-26-2008, 12:49 AM
Home Yet???
I'm home, guys. So glad. Fuck Korea.
Mr Lefty
03-26-2008, 08:01 AM
I'm home, guys. So glad. Fuck Korea.
take'n a breather huh... well congrats! and yes... Fuck Korea
I'm getting shit organized for all my appointments and shit today.
Mr Lefty
03-26-2008, 08:06 AM
I'm getting shit organized for all my appointments and shit today.
ahh your inprocessing right away? thought you were take'n a couple days to relax first? or you take'n house hunting days? (can you with your wife already there? :idk:)
Awesome, back in Vegas. So next time the motocyszx C1 is testing there, go steal it for me.
Oh if you see any terrorists running around the casinos, tell them I will come kill them tonight.
The thing about house-hunting days is that you have to be in the system here first. That's why I gotta do the minimum to get my pay set up and what not. I'm gonna be a busy motherfucker the next few days. I finally got my DLA.
Mr Lefty
03-26-2008, 08:11 AM
The thing about house-hunting days is that you have to be in the system here first. That's why I gotta do the minimum to get my pay set up and what not. I'm gonna be a busy motherfucker the next few days. I finally got my DLA.
yeah I knew you needed to sign in to start house hunting... but didn't know if they'd let you... considering once you get keys your house hunting ends... so with your wife already there... :idk: but what ever... glad your home bro...
so what is DLA? the 250 a month for family sep pay? fuck that's gotta be a nice chunk of change
DLA is dislocation allowance. It's an allowance that you get only if you're not moving into dorms/base-housing. It's an allowance to get you set up, you know, grocieries and all that good stuff. But, since I'm set up already, the $1268 is going towards other shit. And I'll still get house hunting days even know my wife's here still. And we'll actually be looking for a new place for us and our room mates to move to.
Captain Morgan
03-26-2008, 08:18 AM
Fucking welcome home. I'll hit you up next time I take a trip to Vegas.
Mr Lefty
03-26-2008, 08:20 AM
DLA is dislocation allowance. It's an allowance that you get only if you're not moving into dorms/base-housing. It's an allowance to get you set up, you know, grocieries and all that good stuff. But, since I'm set up already, the $1268 is going towards other shit. And I'll still get house hunting days even know my wife's here still. And we'll actually be looking for a new place for us and our room mates to move to.
AHHH OK... yeah I forgot about that... nice!
Fucking welcome home. I'll hit you up next time I take a trip to Vegas.
Thanks. You coming here anytime soon?
marko138
03-26-2008, 08:40 AM
Welcome home. How long did you end up staying in SF?
dReWpY
03-26-2008, 10:09 AM
welcome home
JoJoYZF
03-26-2008, 11:57 AM
Glad to hear you finally made it out of SF and back home.
Captain Morgan
03-26-2008, 06:59 PM
Thanks. You coming here anytime soon?
Was just out there at the end of Jan. Might go back out there in June, but not sure yet. Funny thing is, both times are for weddings. LOL
Welcome home. How long did you end up staying in SF?
My original flight was to take off at 1215 and didn't take off until 1500. I was there from 0845-1500.
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