Quick281
05-05-2009, 12:16 AM
So now that I am getting settled into a small town of 800 people in the middle of no where Alaska, I have made several trips to get supplies like groceries, tools and random things. Thanks to my randomness, I feel that I may have changed a young girls life today. The cashier was maybe 17 or 18?
Today while in town I met a guy on Craigslist to buy a mountain bike off of him. While waiting in the parking lot of Target, I decided to stroll in and buy a couple magazines to kill some time. While doing that I realized I should probably grab a box of rubbers to have around in case the moons line up this summer. While in that area I opted to try some stool softner since 7,800 of driving and eating gas station food has annihilated my body. To make things worse, while looking around the register I realized I could use some breath mints and stain remover.
It wasn't until I had placed everything on the conveyor belt that I noticed what the fuck I was buying. After noticing the seemingly nervous cashier, I decided to ease up the mood by saying " Yeah, it is gonna be a wild weekend " and the cashier chuckled in that really loud / uncomfortable manner while turning red. I fear she may have thought I was actually serious. I grabbed my bags and said thanks in a super positive tone before walking out the door.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/pootiestang/Talkeetna09092.jpg
Today while in town I met a guy on Craigslist to buy a mountain bike off of him. While waiting in the parking lot of Target, I decided to stroll in and buy a couple magazines to kill some time. While doing that I realized I should probably grab a box of rubbers to have around in case the moons line up this summer. While in that area I opted to try some stool softner since 7,800 of driving and eating gas station food has annihilated my body. To make things worse, while looking around the register I realized I could use some breath mints and stain remover.
It wasn't until I had placed everything on the conveyor belt that I noticed what the fuck I was buying. After noticing the seemingly nervous cashier, I decided to ease up the mood by saying " Yeah, it is gonna be a wild weekend " and the cashier chuckled in that really loud / uncomfortable manner while turning red. I fear she may have thought I was actually serious. I grabbed my bags and said thanks in a super positive tone before walking out the door.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/pootiestang/Talkeetna09092.jpg