i am a flucking retard
 

I registered for a half marathon today, the race day is oct. 16th

Cutrrently I am 6 foot and a not so shapely 230lbs.

I am training with a fellow bar tender and she is a avid runner and will assist my fatass in getting back into shape,may god have mercy on my soul.

Anyone here ever run a marathon?

lollacoaster, this shall be funny. Have you ever run a 5k, much less almost 14 miles?

How long is it?

13.something miles.

Eff that, back when I was active we'd regularly do 6-7 miles evry other morning. That's asking a lot on knees and shins on big framed guys like me and apparently drewp. Post iraq I'm lucky if I can keep going for 3. 'Course it doesn't hurt if there's something cute to follow

I am not confused with a small guylol

:lol

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Same here...Our P Sgt was an ex jump master and would run until about half had fallen out...:lol: Now I'm lucky to walk down a flight of stairs without pain.:lol:

Hey! That's terrific!

Oh and almost forgot! The 13 mile mark is when one of my co-workers broke his foot during a marathon!

Enjoy! :lol:

If we're lucky he'll poop on himself!!!!:lol: