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[Mikey]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I got a laugh at the dog one as well. I can imagine the dog running after the cars/bikes.

I've actually been chased by a dog on the bike when I was a new rider in a residential area. It freaked me out that first time.

It's happened since then, but I have since learned that a motorcycle is faster than a dog, and I now know how to deliver a swift kick without upsetting the machine.