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Old 01-27-2009, 11:39 AM   #1
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Say goodbye to sleep.... FOREVER
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:42 AM   #2
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Say goodbye to sleep.... FOREVER
be careful what you ask for.

What I find funny is the mother says she will breast feed all 8 of them. Cant wait till she gets a case of mastitis, she will change her mind damn fast.

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Old 01-27-2009, 12:26 PM   #3
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Crazy.

Not quite as crazy as some of the handout comments.

Crazy nonetheless.
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:06 PM   #4
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I feel bad for them, I got fixed after 2 kids, my sperm is staying where it doesn't do anything, in my sac.

That guy has some super sperm, and needs to figure out how to cut the whole damn thing off.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:31 PM   #5
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Never have more kids than you have hands...
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:31 AM   #6
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This is why I will not let Ulu take fertility drugs, I don't want her gettingsome shot and then downloading a boy band. Hell, this chick pumped out half a defensive line! And no they don't deserve handouts! Just like Isay to anybody else that gets pregnant, how is it my fucking fault you can't figure out a condom?
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Old 01-28-2009, 08:04 AM   #7
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I think with this fertility stuff they implant a bunch of fertilized eggs figuring only one or 2 will make it.

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Old 01-28-2009, 09:40 AM   #8
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This is why I will not let Ulu take fertility drugs, I don't want her gettingsome shot and then downloading a boy band. Hell, this chick pumped out half a defensive line! And no they don't deserve handouts! Just like Isay to anybody else that gets pregnant, how is it my fucking fault you can't figure out a condom?
I have nothing to add but this made me laugh out loud!

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