Moron or tragic accident?

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/....by.gocart.ksl

1. She's a moron.
2. Hair that long is retarded and unattractive.
3. She was fat.

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

1. She's a moron.
2. Hair that long is retarded and unattractive.
3. She was fat.

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

I clicked your link. and all i got was some dumb college chick talking about jibber jabber and how she's not cool.

but ya the go kart thing, the only thing tragic is we didnt get any footage from the incident.


thats why we have rules people. and a dash of common sense wouldnt hurt either. furious moving objects plus dangly things = news report.

The problem is that people no longer know how to take responsibility for their own actions. It's always someone else's fault. "someone should have said somehthing" the signs weren't enough!?

[Mr Lefty]

sucks... but you'd think she or the attendant would have said something about it before hand...

I had an ex that had hair down to her ass... and anytime we went to six flags or any amusment park... she had to either put it in a bun... or tuck it in her shirt...

sucks though...

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

sucks... but you'd think she or the attendant would have said something about it before hand...

I had an ex that had hair down to her ass... and anytime we went to six flags or any amusment park... she had to either put it in a bun... or tuck it in her shirt...

sucks though...

There were signs! More than one. That very expressly said, "long hair should be tied up". Next she'll be suing the company who makes her hair dryer when she electrocutes herself while trying to blow dry her hair in the shower. You know, to save time.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

There were signs! More than one. That very expressly said, "long hair should be tied up". Next she'll be suing the company who makes her hair dryer when she electrocutes herself while trying to blow dry her hair in the shower. You know, to save time.

never underestimate the power of stupid

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

never underestimate the power of stupid

I don't. That's why when I train new employees I make sure I explain the dumbest shit. My new ASM, who is a friend of mine, is like, "Duh, that's common sense." And I just give him the look and he goes, "Yeah, I know." Because he knows that anyone I don't explain it to will not know it otherwise and we'll end up with money in the garbage can or something.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

I don't. That's why when I train new employees I make sure I explain the dumbest shit. My new ASM, who is a friend of mine, is like, "Duh, that's common sense." And I just give him the look and he goes, "Yeah, I know." Because he knows that anyone I don't explain it to will not know it otherwise and we'll end up with money in the garbage can or something.

yeah I work in the IT department of my hospital... and I've literally had to show people how to turn on their computer... and walk them through RIGHT clicking an icon... sad thing is... most of them are officers so they have college degree's and get paid 2-4x as much as I do...

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

never underestimate the power of stupid

well put people are retards

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

There were signs! More than one. That very expressly said, "long hair should be tied up". Next she'll be suing the company who makes her hair dryer when she electrocutes herself while trying to blow dry her hair in the shower. You know, to save time.

Favorite warning label ever... "Do Not Iron Clothing on Body".

A statement that is said again and again in my world... just when you think you have it idiot proof - someone goes and builds a better idiot.

It's not COMMON sense. It is really now UNcommon.

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Favorite warning label ever... "Do Not Iron Clothing on Body".

A statement that is said again and again in my world... just when you think you have it idiot proof - someone goes and builds a better idiot.

It's not COMMON sense. It is really now UNcommon.

One of my favorites is on the sun visors, "Do not drive vehicle while visor is in place." WTF?! IT COVERS THE ENTIRE WINDSHIELD. Did someone seriously need that warning?! Dear Christ.

That's exactly what I tell my ASM when he says something I'm telling him is common sense, "Really, 'cause you're the first one who wasn't surprised." Common sense is officially a misnomer and an oxy moron.