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Old 08-04-2010, 02:31 PM   #21
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Not sure how successful they might be, but they will try...
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:12 PM   #22
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I'd try a Ninja Monkey first. If that doesn't work you'll need to call in the pros.

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Old 08-05-2010, 12:43 AM   #23
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Just wanted to make sure it wasn't bath tub napalm.. Best method would be to remove the roof off the house and call in an air strike..

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ok now we're just getting silly, I would only have to take the roof off the part of the house he's in. sheesh. where's flexin? I think he has access to a crane of sorts.
LOL. No crane. How about an excavator?

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Old 08-05-2010, 12:52 AM   #24
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LOL. No crane. How about an excavator?

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Dude, just tell him it's a crane, and make a few extra bucks.

He if gives you any shit, pretend that the Canadian word for crane is excavator.

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Old 08-05-2010, 08:04 AM   #25
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Dude, just tell him it's a crane, and make a few extra bucks.

He if gives you any shit, pretend that the Canadian word for crane is excavator.

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hey I heard that. I already knew the Canadian word for crane was excavator...................
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Old 08-05-2010, 08:16 AM   #26
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ok the solution. went home last night and closed all doors within the house rooms without doors were given makeshift doors. idea being to at least contain him in one room. once i figure out which room he's in i'll devise a plan to evict him.
didn't see him at all until I went to bed. yeah of all the rooms in the house he wants to be in the bedroom. up again for round 3. and the winner is.................me. i caught him with a flyfishing net. nice soft netting. took it outside and hung it so he was on the outside of the net and simply had to free himself. didn't want to kill him as we have a ton of mosquitoes right now, and need all the help we can get killing them. couple minutes later I checked the net and he was gone.
hopefully he was a loner and won't want to come back in. one more night of being up all night and I'm going to need a motel room just to get some sleep
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:27 AM   #27
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:26 AM   #28
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Now if someone could just tell me how to get rid of moose and squirrel...
crockpot on low basted in bbq sauce for 8 hours for the squirrel..

the moose you might need some implements like a good butcher knife and some freezer space..
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