Felony sitting [on bike]

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).

are you kidding? you had a perfect opportunity, throw the little shit in the middle of your class and tell them whoever makes him bleed first gets a pizza party. LOL