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Old 10-15-2010, 03:14 PM   #1
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Quite the compassionate animal lover, I see.

It's said to be a good barometer of overall character.
Am I required to love all animals?
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:15 PM   #2
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Am I required to love all animals?
Wear a condom
Thats all I have to say
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:16 PM   #3
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Wear a condom
Thats all I have to say
This. Please don't reproduce...not that I think there's much reason to fear it would happen...unless a woman doesn't listen to you actually speak.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:51 PM   #4
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This. Please don't reproduce...not that I think there's much reason to fear it would happen...unless a woman doesn't listen to you actually speak.
And I'm sure if you have a kids they are a product of a roofierita.
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And I'm sure if you have a kids they are a product of a roofierita.
Nope, marriage.
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