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Old 10-02-2011, 10:28 PM   #1
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till I got married I never knew women's butts did the same thing our male butts did. Weird!
Old Turkish Proverb, ca., 1260 BC.

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Old 10-03-2011, 07:58 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:08 PM   #3
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:20 PM   #4
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That's what it's like to be married.

till I got married I never knew women's butts did the same thing our male butts did. Weird!
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Um ok...
Having a bi-polar week?
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Old 10-04-2011, 08:21 PM   #5
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Having a bi-polar week?
Someone lit his tampon fuse.
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:32 PM   #6
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Someone lit his tampon fuse.
I just laughed out loud and scared the fuck out of the person sitting in the seat next to me on the plane
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:50 PM   #7
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I just laughed out loud and scared the fuck out of the person sitting in the seat next to me on the plane
Did you give 'em a cup o cheese, too?
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Old 10-05-2011, 10:17 PM   #8
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Did you give 'em a cup o cheese, too?
These days, that'll get your ass thrown off a plane
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