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Old 05-16-2012, 11:50 AM   #1
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How to make a generic porn film set in a typical work environment
  1. All high level executives are hot women.
  2. All orgies comprise of an Asian woman, a Hispanic male, at least 2 brunettes women and all blondes must wear glasses unless they are nude.
  3. There are never white males in orgies unless as spectators and comic relief.
  4. All middle managers are black and may only be seen having intercourse with Asian women or being spied on by an older gray hair white male in a mail room where the grey haired white mail works in the mail room (see spectators above).
  5. Black men may never have intercourse with white women. Handjobs and blowjobs are permitted.
  6. No one is allowed to have hands in their pockets ever. Unless masturbating.
  7. Hispanic males must be receiving something from a brunette female or blonde with glasses.
  8. Cutscenes must show Hispanic males alone and laughing.
  9. All actors must have urban sounding names like Alina, or Alpina, Maliki etc…
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:21 PM   #2
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Your company must use the same compliance training provider that ours does; sounds spot on.
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:30 PM   #3
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This is odd…

How to make a generic porn film set in a typical work environment
  1. All high level executives are hot women.
  2. All orgies comprise of an Asian woman, a Hispanic male, at least 2 brunettes women and all blondes must wear glasses unless they are nude.
  3. There are never white males in orgies unless as spectators and comic relief.
  4. All middle managers are black and may only be seen having intercourse with Asian women or being spied on by an older gray hair white male in a mail room where the grey haired white mail works in the mail room (see spectators above).
  5. Black men may never have intercourse with white women. Handjobs and blowjobs are permitted.
  6. No one is allowed to have hands in their pockets ever. Unless masturbating.
  7. Hispanic males must be receiving something from a brunette female or blonde with glasses.
  8. Cutscenes must show Hispanic males alone and laughing.
  9. All actors must have urban sounding names like Alina, or Alpina, Maliki etc…
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