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Old 08-29-2012, 04:25 PM   #1
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No taking a dump is the walk of pride

I want to figure out how people shit underneath the seat and up into the upper sides of the bowl. That shit defines fucking logic.
That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:36 PM   #2
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That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.
I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.
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I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.
You've obviously have never ordered Mexican food from a menu where it is only in Spanish.

And since we are on this subject...
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