Urgent Read!!!!!!!

OneSickPsycho · 08-01-2008, 09:06 PM

I JUST started wearing underwear again... off and on... after about a 9 year hiatus.

Things to note:

1) shake an extra couple times... and make sure your dork hits the zipper-line on the inside. There's always ONE drop left that ruins your parade.

2) don't wear your favorite pants... you know, the ones that are so worn that they can fall apart at any given time. Rule number one of going commando, the first seam to fail is ALWAYS in the crotch and it WILL happen while sitting on a bar stool during hot chick night at your favorite watering hole.

3) is it a fart or not? ... Don't risk it. It's never just a fart when you're going commando. A little drip from your dork is embarrassing, but a soaked through skidmark is mortifying.

4) don't tell your most asshole-ish buddy.... He'll depants you RIGHT when you're getting the hottest chick at the bar's number.

5) tell girls... Seriously, they love it and the sluttiest ones will reach down your pants to check. *note* this must come up in the normal process of conversation otherwise you're just that creepy guy with no underoos on.

08-01-2008, 09:06 PM	#4
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I JUST started wearing underwear again... off and on... after about a 9 year hiatus. Things to note: 1) shake an extra couple times... and make sure your dork hits the zipper-line on the inside. There's always ONE drop left that ruins your parade. 2) don't wear your favorite pants... you know, the ones that are so worn that they can fall apart at any given time. Rule number one of going commando, the first seam to fail is ALWAYS in the crotch and it WILL happen while sitting on a bar stool during hot chick night at your favorite watering hole. 3) is it a fart or not? ... Don't risk it. It's never just a fart when you're going commando. A little drip from your dork is embarrassing, but a soaked through skidmark is mortifying. 4) don't tell your most asshole-ish buddy.... He'll depants you RIGHT when you're getting the hottest chick at the bar's number. 5) tell girls... Seriously, they love it and the sluttiest ones will reach down your pants to check. note this must come up in the normal process of conversation otherwise you're just that creepy guy with no underoos on.