Gas Station Clerk (bored post whore thread)

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by Antwanny

I was out riding by one of the local twisties today and i pulled into a shell gas station. The clerk and what i assume was his little brother start eyeballing the bike so i greet them both. He asks what year my bike is, i reply 2002 he says cool i have a 2006 cbr 1000. I reply very politely cool, his next words are "my bike is fast we should race sometime". Which just reenforces the reason why i ride alone almost all of the time, because hes probably the same guy who rides in shorts and flip flops while bouncing the bike off the rev limiter.

I always ask them "At which track?" Cause I know most don't have a clue. Then I make them feel terrible by telling them when the next track day is and "If you sign up be sure and get into the expert/advanced group"

Once I even had a guy say "Oh I meant drag race" and I scowled at him at said "oh you mean like in a straight line?"

[Gunther1000]

Originally Posted by smileyman

I always ask them "At which track?" Cause I know most don't have a clue. Then I make them feel terrible by telling them when the next track day is and "If you sign up be sure and get into the expert/advanced group"

Once I even had a guy say "Oh I meant drag race" and I scowled at him at said "oh you mean like in a straight line?"

That sir, Is the best reply I have ever heard. I simply love it!

Personally I would have flamed him for not having rode it into work (thus having it ready to take that ass whupin) and for not being a true rider. But you kinda got your point across about that one.