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Old 11-10-2008, 04:38 PM   #1
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A flock of seagulls. They destroyed my face shiled and I was pulling feathers from my helmet and leathers for a week after. I probably plowed through a few dozen of them before I made it through the flock.

The worst part was that we were stopped on the side of the road that was covered in white birds in front of us, stupid me says to my riding buddy "I wouldn't worry, they are pretty good at moving before you hit them". Then I got on the throttle way too hard.
Hilarious. Turtle in the apex of a corner with my front tire.
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Old 11-10-2008, 05:17 PM   #2
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Riding a country road in Michigan at dusk, I came up to what I thought was a bit of fog... Turned out to be a huge swarm of bugs. I just tucked a bit and headed in...about 30 yards in I felt something hit my shoulder, them my face and everything went dark. I slowley pulled off the road and removed my helmet. Just like a cartoon, I had a bat,wings extended splattered across my fullface helmet.
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Old 11-10-2008, 05:19 PM   #3
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So far...just a giant bug to the throat. It hurt.
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:15 PM   #4
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Leon has run over an alligator.

I have hit a buzzard,straight into my chest, shoulder area. I was wearing a JR mesh jacket. Blood and guts and feathers everywhere, and I had the biggest bruise ever.
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:18 PM   #5
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A Lightning Bug...Looked Like Fucking Radioactive Waste on my Face Shield when it exploded
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:03 PM   #6
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A Lightning Bug...Looked Like Fucking Radioactive Waste on my Face Shield when it exploded
It looks so weird when you do hit one.
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Old 11-10-2008, 10:48 PM   #7
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Birds... pppssssshhhhhaaaaa whatever, talk to me when you hit them on a regular basis. I even had one fly through my car


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Old 11-11-2008, 10:10 AM   #8
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It looks so weird when you do hit one.
Oh Trust me It glowed for like a mile down the road...at first I was like WTF WTF...then I realized it was a lightning bug. I've had some HUGE splatters on the actual bike...In some Weird spots to...where you wouldnt think a bug could hit.
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:20 AM   #9
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A water spicket like on the side of a house just the little nozzle
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:24 AM   #10
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A water spicket like on the side of a house just the little nozzle
Ooo... I somehow ripped out one of my sprinkler thingys in my yard a few months ago... I think it got caught on the lower fairing somehow... Had a nice fountain out there for a couple days until the HOA fixed it...
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