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Old 04-15-2008, 10:08 AM   #11
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Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these...
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:10 AM   #12
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:11 AM   #13
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:35 AM   #14
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'how to hide your genital warts until it's too late...'

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I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

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Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:36 AM   #16
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'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'
I'll do that one, JUST as a public service to you.

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Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core
Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:47 AM   #17
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Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!
I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:51 AM   #18
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I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...
Pfftt... your hair is sexy! Not the least bit butch!!!!
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:59 AM   #19
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I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

Added protein and glowing

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core
See... if it would have been me, I would have said, "don't worry, I didn't tuck my cock between my legs today... sorta like you."

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I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...
I like seeing you in swimwear...

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you havent seen the mohawk then...
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