Extreme texting

tommymac · 05-17-2009, 02:11 AM

just the latest in toms er escapades. had to do a pelvic exam tonight (one of several unfortunatley

) and this girl was texting away the entire time. Just when yo uthought you have seen it all.

Tom

derf · 05-17-2009, 02:22 AM

by pelvic exam do you mean that you were looking to see if she was making her own wasabi?

Particle Man · 05-17-2009, 07:38 AM

What the hell could she possibly be saying?

"making her own wasabi"

KSGregman · 05-17-2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

by pelvic exam do you mean that you were looking to see if she was making her own wasabi?

Damn, man...I just gagged reading that.

Fucking disgusting.

cbrchick · 05-17-2009, 08:33 AM

I refuse to do anything with anyone on any mobile device. They're not allowed in our ER. My time is too precious. Turn it off or get out

tommymac · 05-17-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cbrchick

I refuse to do anything with anyone on any mobile device. They're not allowed in our ER. My time is too precious. Turn it off or get out

3rd patient I saw after comming back from vacation picked up a call while i was talking to her. had it been later in the night I would have thrown her blackberry at the wall. she never got it either I left her there and saw 3 other people in the meantime and kept yapping away.

Tom

Tsunami · 05-17-2009, 06:24 PM

what was wrong with her cooch?

Adeptus_Minor · 05-17-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

what was wrong with her cooch?

That's right, folks... she's not afraid to ask the big questions.

Tsunami · 05-17-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

That's right, folks... she's not afraid to ask the big questions.

no seriously, given the types of people tommy sees, i dont think he sees nice looking or nice smelling cooches.

my friend Lisa is a sonogram tech and she had to do a cooch probe one day. the lady was about 400 lbs, she took off her undies and it was black stained. She said it smelled so bad so she had to hold her nose and took every ounce of her not to gag.

tommymac · 05-17-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

what was wrong with her cooch?

I did 7 pelvics last night and saw all the colors of the rainbow up there they all blended together at about 5am.

Tom

05-17-2009, 02:11 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Extreme texting just the latest in toms er escapades. had to do a pelvic exam tonight (one of several unfortunatley ) and this girl was texting away the entire time. Just when yo uthought you have seen it all. Tom

05-17-2009, 02:22 AM	#2
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	by pelvic exam do you mean that you were looking to see if she was making her own wasabi? __________________

05-17-2009, 07:38 AM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	What the hell could she possibly be saying? "making her own wasabi" __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

05-17-2009, 08:33 AM	#5
cbrchick Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Moto: Honda CBR 600, Yamaha Zuma 50, Suzuki SV1000 Posts: 395	I refuse to do anything with anyone on any mobile device. They're not allowed in our ER. My time is too precious. Turn it off or get out

05-17-2009, 06:24 PM	#7
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	what was wrong with her cooch?