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Old 04-15-2008, 09:49 AM   #1
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So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...
Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:04 AM   #2
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Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........
I have more... The story section...

'Honeymoon Double Penetration: I'm really surprised he could take it."

'Uncle Dad... How I got impregnated by my brother in law on my wedding night...'

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The George Carlin special... 'How do you get pecker tracks off a wedding dress?'

'DNA test... before or after the wedding?'

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'White husband, black baby... How to deal with your inlaws.'

'Marrying for money: Do's and Dont's'

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'Heather's Hoochie Caberet is offering half hour strap on sessions half price for brides to be!'

'Adam and Eve.com offers wedding registry services... get that 12" cock you've always wanted!'
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:08 AM   #3
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Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these...
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:10 AM   #4
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'Binge and purge: dropping a size before your wedding day'

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Old 04-15-2008, 10:11 AM   #5
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:36 AM   #6
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I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

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Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core
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Old 05-20-2008, 11:07 AM   #7
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Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core

Yeah, what's the deal with that? I've heard chicks commenting about other chicks trying to look sexy after getting off their bikes. Something about "bad for the biker women image". WTF, over? Why can't a woman look sexy after getting off her bike?

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Like shaved on the sides, and a racing stripe down the middle?
Jesus H. Christ!!! Neebs, you're the funniest woman ever!
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:36 AM   #9
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'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'
I'll do that one, JUST as a public service to you.

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I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.
I second that!

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Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core
Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:47 AM   #10
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Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!
I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...
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