Shennanigans

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...

Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........

I have more... The story section...

'Honeymoon Double Penetration: I'm really surprised he could take it."

'Uncle Dad... How I got impregnated by my brother in law on my wedding night...'

Q&A

The George Carlin special... 'How do you get pecker tracks off a wedding dress?'

'DNA test... before or after the wedding?'

Helpful Hints

'White husband, black baby... How to deal with your inlaws.'

'Marrying for money: Do's and Dont's'

Discounts

'Heather's Hoochie Caberet is offering half hour strap on sessions half price for brides to be!'

'Adam and Eve.com offers wedding registry services... get that 12" cock you've always wanted!'

[neebelung]

Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these...

[OneSickPsycho]

'Binge and purge: dropping a size before your wedding day'

'Im 14 hes 48... nobodey undersands we luv echother!'

[Dave]

"nice work marissa! way to give 110%"

[azoomm]

I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

Added protein and glowing

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core

Yeah, what's the deal with that? I've heard chicks commenting about other chicks trying to look sexy after getting off their bikes. Something about "bad for the biker women image". WTF, over? Why can't a woman look sexy after getting off her bike?

Originally Posted by neebelung

Like shaved on the sides, and a racing stripe down the middle?

Jesus H. Christ!!! Neebs, you're the funniest woman ever!

[OneSickPsycho]

'how to hide your genital warts until it's too late...'

'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'

I'll do that one, JUST as a public service to you.

Originally Posted by azoomm

I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

I second that!

Originally Posted by azoomm

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core

Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!

[the chi]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!

I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...