Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[tommymac]

Umbrella, guy. Get one.

Umbrellas are for pussies, youre not going to melt :lol:

[Cutty72]

Not army issued. We're soldiers, we get wet

[marko138]

Umbrellas are for pussies, youre not going to melt :lol:
Fuck you, you ogre. I use a goddam umbrella. You wanna walk around soaking fucking wet, thats your choice.

[ontwo]

I find I get almost as wet trying to open and close the damn things when getting in and out of the car :lol:

[azoomm]

I find I get almost as wet trying to open and close the damn things when getting in and out of the car :lol:

I have a girlie umbrella that opens and closes at the push of a button. It's also VERY compact. I think it's supposed to be purse-sized :lol: Now, if it would just rain here....

[Cutty72]

You can have our rain, come get it

[Dave]

They were originally on the demo fleet this year. It is BMW's corporate policy to share the crack with the public... give them a taste and you'll HAVE them.

Tommy, I think you'd like the RT more than the GT. The brick motor has holy engine braking.

Interesting, though I spose they have the cash to cover that kind of policy

[Gas Man]

Starting to sound like marko with all the excuses :lol: but a tleast yo uactualy ride your bike :rockwoot:

This is true on both counts.

Wash it in the garage

I did think about that... I also thought about just washing it in the rain... who cares if it gets more wet..right? Then dry it in the garage... but just wait.


My bike hasnt been cleaned either. Hasn't even come out of the shed since that Sunday GM was here. The weather deciding to return to March didn't help.

Slackin!

But yes the weather has been shit!

[Amber Lamps]

More animal suicides... I hit a rabbit and a snake today. Took a pic of the snake, didn't kill it but it looked pretty hurt. 600 lbs over your back will do that. He crawled kinda sideways to the edge of the road.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/58bf5e17.jpg

[Cutty72]

Animal killer.
It's ok, snakes aren't natural anyway. I mean, they move, but have no legs... That shit just ain't right. :lol:

[marko138]

Ugh...fucking hate snakes.

[ontwo]

I hate bees more

[dReWpY]

Spiders are the devils work...

[Rider]

Spiders are the devils work...

No Chuck Norris invented spiders not the devil.

The devil checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

[caveman]

You know whats behind Chuck Norris's Beard?

Another FIST

[Amber Lamps]

I got the HTC HD2...not impressed beyond the huge screen. Put in an order and a $50 deposit for the HTC EVO, same phone Snapdragon, 1 G ram, 4 G if it ever comes here, hotspot for 8 devices, 8 meg camera, android oc, etc

http://now.sprint.com/evo/

HD2 going back! I have a couple weeks left on my Google contract and I'm out of my T-Mobile contract so see ya! Btw I'm no huge fan of Sprint either but presumably they've gotten much better in the 3 years since I've last sampled their service, again we'll see.

[HokieDNA01]

Spiders are the devils work...

spiders are pure evil. I even paid some lady to put a huge one on me at the rally last year to see if I could get over my fear. I managed to smile in the picture but was shaking like a leaf.

[Amber Lamps]

spiders are pure evil. I even paid some lady to put a huge one on me at the rally last year to see if I could get over my fear. I managed to smile in the picture but was shaking like a leaf.

Well at least the spider was smiling because he didn't have to worry about getting raped!:lol:

[HokieDNA01]

Nope...Just smooshed

[Cutty72]

it wasn't real...

:leaving:

[tommymac]

it wasn't real...

:leaving:

sadly it was, I opted to stay outside. I will freehand a cobra before i hold a spider.

[marko138]

I will fuck a spider up.

[the chi]

I dont think tarantulas shoudl be counted as a spider per se. Obviously they are a big mfin spider technically, but the ones people have as pets, like the one Hokie was holding are actually really cool.

Some info for you haters, those are amazingly fragile. A fall from as little as 6 inches can cause so much trauma they will die.

[tommymac]

Some info for you haters, those are amazingly fragile. A fall from as little as 6 inches can cause so much trauma they will die.

I can arrange that :lol:

[Dave]

I dont think tarantulas shoudl be counted as a spider per se. Obviously they are a big mfin spider technically, but the ones people have as pets, like the one Hokie was holding are actually really cool.

Some info for you haters, those are amazingly fragile. A fall from as little as 6 inches can cause so much trauma they will die.

good

[marko138]

The only good spider is a dead spider. That pretty much goes for snakes and cats too.

[tommymac]

just heard some bad news. there was a lightning strike last week and 4 guys were killed. Turns out one of the 4 was a draftsman at our westchester site. I didnt see the guy this week and then just heard he was one of the 4 that got killed.

[marko138]

Holy shit. Terrible.

[the chi]

Haters.

:lol:

Im sorry to hear that Tommy, how horrible. Is that a quick painless way to go?

[tommymac]

Haters.

:lol:

Im sorry to hear that Tommy, how horrible. Is that a quick painless way to go?

I would think so. From what I heard on the news the 4 were dead on the scene and a fifth went to the hospital. I need to dig up more news on it now.

[Amber Lamps]

got another black snake today...

[Rider]

got another black snake today...

You taking black snake now? Homo! :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Ep1nmwWU0

[defector]

Snakes and spiders? You guys are pussies!



Real men (like me) are afraid of dwarfs and clowns. :lol

[the chi]

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

[defector]

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

Psst....they don't like to be called midgets (or punched in the face for no reason).

[the chi]

Enh, i fulfilled my PC obligation by using challenged instead of retarded.

:wink: And the very thought of saying "little people" just makes my skin crawl. I mean honestly, isnt that more offensive?

[defector]

Maybe.
Personally, I call them all Merlin.
Evil spell casting little bastards.

[the chi]

snort

Thats awesome, I'll have to remember that!

[ontwo]

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

And there was my good laugh for the day. Thanks

[njchopper87]

:lmao: that's awesome. Even more so because he was a Jehova's Witness.

[psychochild28]

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

:lol

[JoshuaTree]

10+ hours of sleep is a wonderful thing. :)

Oh yeah, the "troll" thing is f'ing hilarious!

[marko138]

Good story.

[Cutty72]

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

[tommymac]

rode out to jersey and got to hang with zoomie for a bit. couldnt get on any of the bikes today (demos were all booked when we got there) but my friend chris got out on 2 that he liked. The ride home was an adventure.

We took a dif route to goover to a friends house, we got slammed in traffic heading up to the GWB so we lans split and mr officer on the side of the road didnt appreciate that. flashed the pba card (got a captains card now:rockwoot: ) he looked at it and went into the car. few minutes later he gave us warning and we were free to go.

traffic he rest of the way sucked ass but made it home safe and sound and a so so day of riding beats working.

[racedoll]

Ugh...fucking hate snakes.
Plus one

Spiders are the devils work...
Don't bother me, but hubby screams like a girl when he sees one. It is hilarious!

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

Awesome! :rockwoot:

[HurricaneHeather]

It has become clear that Azoomm is telling Derf my business. :lol:

[tommymac]

It has become clear that Azoomm is telling Derf my business. :lol:

She threw ya under the bus at dinner on friday night :lol:

[azoomm]

:lol: you have great business.

[JoshuaTree]

Cell phone goodness - Ordered my HTC EVO yesterday. :)

[Amber Lamps]

Cell phone goodness - Ordered my HTC EVO yesterday. :)

Me too!!! Best Buy? Or did you go straight to Sprint?

[HurricaneHeather]

:lol: you have great business.

I am pretty hilarious. :lol:

[marko138]

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

All are important things to do...and in the correct order.

[Cutty72]

True.

Got the luggage fitted to the bike, and went to install the HID's.
Sadly, one of the bulbs is no good, so I need to call DDM and get a replacement coming.

[azoomm]

Decompressing.

*phew*

[marko138]

True.

Got the luggage fitted to the bike, and went to install the HID's.
Sadly, one of the bulbs is no good, so I need to call DDM and get a replacement coming.
Fuck that company. I'll never order from them.

[the chi]

SWEET! My new stuff should be sitting at the house when I get there!

[Cutty72]

Fuck that company. I'll never order from them.

Yeah, I ordered the same time Gas did, so I didn't know about the probs. Just now have time and am home to install them, don't have a choice but to deal with them to get a warranty replacement.

[marko138]

I hear ya man. Just hearing his probs with them was enough. Now to hear someone else having issues seals the deal even further. Just sucks for you guys too.

[JoshuaTree]

Me too!!! Best Buy? Or did you go straight to Sprint?

Best Buy - same price, same contracts, but you don't have to file for a rebate at Best Buy, they make it an "instant" rebate. :)

[Amber Lamps]

Best Buy - same price, same contracts, but you don't have to file for a rebate at Best Buy, they make it an "instant" rebate. :)

Exactly! That's why I went with them! You'll get yours first because I'll be at the rally...:lol:

[JoshuaTree]

Exactly! That's why I went with them! You'll get yours first because I'll be at the rally...:lol:

To be fair, the Sprint Store wouldn't even "guarantee" that they'd have EVOs on the 4th. "... it might be a few days..." (i.e. they were being handed out to friends and family first, then the general public would get whatever's left over).

I'm already collecting suggestions for apps to buy. I definitely will have a 32GB microSDHC card ready for the phone. :)

[Amber Lamps]

To be fair, the Sprint Store wouldn't even "guarantee" that they'd have EVOs on the 4th. "... it might be a few days..." (i.e. they were being handed out to friends and family first, then the general public would get whatever's left over).

I'm already collecting suggestions for apps to buy. I definitely will have a 32GB microSDHC card ready for the phone. :)

yea I have a 16g card now and I'll see how it goes... with the 8m camera and all the sons that I like to put on a phone, I use it for a mp3 player in the car. Any idea how big of a card comes with the phone stock? The HD2 came with a 16g card...

[Cutty72]

I hear ya man. Just hearing his probs with them was enough. Now to hear someone else having issues seals the deal even further. Just sucks for you guys too.

Well my first message was left yesterday (sunday) and they are closed, so didn't expect an answer. No answer today kinda bugged me. I'll try tomorrow and if I get no answer, and no response, then it's on to bigger fish. I still have the # of the CEO that ebbs posted before.

[marko138]

Well my first message was left yesterday (sunday) and they are closed, so didn't expect an answer. No answer today kinda bugged me. I'll try tomorrow and if I get no answer, and no response, then it's on to bigger fish. I still have the # of the CEO that ebbs posted before.
Thats exactly the kind of shit that makes a company worthless to me.

[HurricaneHeather]

Mangia for dinner, Schlitterbahn manana then to the Grand Hyatt for the weekend! Happy Anniversary to me! :D

[Cutty72]

Got the trailer from Lowes to haul the bike with me to school in June.
Then went out drinking with the locals. Free drinks for serving our country FTW!!!

[t-homo]

2 days until I am 21. Shit is going to be crazy.

[marko138]

Got the trailer from Lowes to haul the bike with me to school in June.
Then went out drinking with the locals. Free drinks for serving our country FTW!!!
Good deal, brother. Again, welcome home and thanks for your service.

[Dave]

Mangia for dinner, Schlitterbahn manana then to the Grand Hyatt for the weekend! Happy Anniversary to me! :D

Hell yeah schlitterbahn

[racedoll]

2 days until I am 21. Shit is going to be crazy.

You are just a youngin!

[Cutty72]

Bike enroute to the shop, I'm enroute to Duluth for the weekend.

[psychochild28]

Taking my roommate out for her first group ride this weekend! Hopefully her bike starts on sat.

[marko138]

Taking my roommate out for her first group ride this weekend! Hopefully her bike starts on sat.
No one cares.

[Cruzergirl]

No one cares.

...yet you post...

[marko138]

...yet you post...
And so do you...what the fuck is your point?

[tommymac]

...yet you post...

Markos a very caring individual :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

Markos a very caring individual :lol:

He makes me laugh. :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

And so do you...what the fuck is your point?

Nice.

You said no one cares. Not true. So I posted. That is all.:shrug:

[marko138]

Nice.

You said no one cares. Not true. So I posted. That is all.:shrug:
Correction. 1 person cares. My mistake.

[Cruzergirl]

Correction. 1 person cares. My mistake.

Thank you! :)

...it starts with one...

:moon:

[azoomm]

Thank you! :)

...it starts with one...

:moon:

Nice ass....

[Cutty72]

...yet you post...

That is the point of this thread... random posts.


and now... --> :boobs:

[Gas Man]

Marko, I care about you bud... does that count?

[marko138]

Of course it does, lover.

[tommymac]

Why dont you 2 rent brokeback mountain and be done with it already :lol:

[ceo012384]

What's up, bitches?

[marko138]

What up CEO. Tom is gay, that's about it.

[Gas Man]

Why dont you 2 rent brokeback mountain and be done with it already :lol:
You jealous? You Ted Nudget lookin mofo!

[Dave]

Slugs like yeungling. FACT

[dReWpY]

Slugs are lushes, fact

[derf]

Slugs like yeungling. FACT

Yep slurms mckenzie is the man

[Dave]

Phenix has picture proof to be posted. Also I am hammered.

[derf]

Phenix has picture proof to be posted. Also I am hammered.

He is, he let me give tl a hot sexy lap dance

[Dave]

He is, he let me give tl a hot sexy lap dance

It was pretty hawt. Jerz gets down wit the lap dizzlees

[Dave]

Pork mutha fucking rock n roll bitches. Derfs wife won't eat the sausage but apparently will do it lolz

[Dave]

She ate tl's meat

-derf

[Dave]

She ate tl's meat

-derf

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHßßßßßSSSSß ßSSSs !!!!!!!! Nah that's kinda hot lol

[derf]

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHßßßßßSSSSß ßSSSs !!!!!!!! Nah that's kinda hot lol

Waiting for the girls to get dirty

[tommymac]

Where are the frekin pics, I am suffering here at work so I need something

[derf]

no pics but they were grinding eachother

[tommymac]

no pics but they were grinding eachother

Youre not helping me here :lol:

[dReWpY]

I hate dumb ppl, seriously

[tommymac]

I hate dumb ppl, seriously

I feel your pain there, at least I get to poke some of them with sharp objects.

[Cutty72]

What's crackin? Niece woke me up early, so waitin for the BIL to make us breakfast.

[marko138]

Wife and dog let me sleep in.

[Cutty72]

Thinkin I may try to get a nap later before the drive home.

[Phenix_Rider]

Youre not helping me here :lol:
New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?p=375389#post375389


Wife and dog let me sleep in.
Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

[Cutty72]

New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?p=375389#post375389



Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

Kill the cat, problem solved.

[azoomm]

Holy shit yesterday was fun.... Doug Polen is a machine.

[Dave]

New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?p=375389#post375389



Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

next time hes trying to sleep you should annoy him. lick im, eat his food and sniff his butt. not nessesarily in that order :lol

[Cutty72]

Back from Duluth, had a blast, except for the 530 am wake up by the niece. Guess she was really excited to play with uncle. :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

I'm gonna be an aunt! Yay?

[Cutty72]

I'm gonna be an aunt! Yay?

Better to find out as a surprise that you are going to be an aunt than a mother :lol:

[marko138]

Nothing but truth in that statement.

[HurricaneHeather]

Better to find out as a surprise that you are going to be an aunt than a mother :lol:

Word. I am gonna be a great crazy aunt. Crazy doesn't go as good with mother. :lol:

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo

[Cutty72]

Got to play with the big equipment on the farm again tonight.

I am seriously considering giving up the stable set hours of the guard job to go back to the farm (for more money).

Guess we have to see what offer comes about.

[dReWpY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo

kill it!!!, a ginger gook!

[the chi]

Jesus H Christ...days like today make me wonder why I like my job...

If I have to call the cops on one more degenerate that wants to throw a fit because they refuse to pay their bills, I may just walk out with them. I'm tired of being cursed at. *sigh*

[Gas Man]

You do what again Rae?

[Cutty72]

Gov't work. Which even at it's worst, isn't that bad. Just a lot of stupid people to deal with.

[azoomm]

Damn but I've missed my bike......

[NONE_too_SOFT]

5 hours of sleep is not enough. i need to find a good place at the hospital to catch some zzzzzz's.

[marko138]

Cutty is spot on. In my experience, guv work at its worst is still better (and easier) than any day in the private sector.

[Dave]

im glad me and derf fucked with my suspension today. feels much better

[Cutty72]

That's the next step for me to play with on the bike...

[defector]

Damn. We took the pocketbikes, dirt bikes, pitbikes and supermoto bikes out this weekend. Damn near everybody crashed (myself included).

Dirtbike gear doesn't fare well against asphalt. I got terrible road rash - possible surgery Wed to get the rest of the debris out. Also a broken finger, and possibly a fractured elbow. Awesome times. Not.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

butt pirates

[marko138]

Damn. We took the pocketbikes, dirt bikes, pitbikes and supermoto bikes out this weekend. Damn near everybody crashed (myself included).

Dirtbike gear doesn't fare well against asphalt. I got terrible road rash - possible surgery Wed to get the rest of the debris out. Also a broken finger, and possibly a fractured elbow. Awesome times. Not.
Holy shit.

[defector]

Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.

[ontwo]

Ouch. Good luck with the healin

[marko138]

Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.
WTF happened?

[azoomm]

Oh shit, man! Heal quickly and completely!

[defector]

Put simply, I crashed wearing improper gear.
I have separate gear for all the riding I normally do. I have a 2 peice suit for the street, a 1 piece for the track, a 1 piece for the pocketbikes/supermoto, and dirtbike gear.
Since my son had friends over, we started handing my gear out to them to use. When it came to me all that was left was the dirtbike gear. When I went down, it didn't hold up well for the speed I was going on asphalt. (It is kinda old).
Stupid decision on my part, and I am paying for it now. Lesson learned.
ER's suck (no offense to any Dr's they did a great job), morphine sucks, Vicodin sucks, and damn near crying every time I shower sucks.

[dReWpY]

That sux

[t-homo]

Disagree on morphine. lol Sorry to hear about that man. Hope you heal quickly.

[defector]

All morphine did was make me cold and sleepy. Is that what is supposed to do?

[Phenix_Rider]

All morphine did was make me cold and sleepy. Is that what is supposed to do?

That, and make you relive the civil war. Apparently, my grandfather (when he broke his back) and his roommate had quite a conversation about several battles as though they had seen them in person. He was only 82 when he passed two years back.

[Phenix_Rider]

On a brighter note, I found a good place to work out. Everything is fucking expensive in this city, but they're willing to work with me and it feels a lot like my old school.

[azoomm]

I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

[dReWpY]

congrats on the ride, were ya a nervous wreck

[Dave]

I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

sweet!

[azoomm]

congrats on the ride, were ya a nervous wreck

Only because I don't trust cars. She is an amazing rider.

[defector]

I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

Awesome! I have 2 more years to wait.

[Cutty72]

I went for a ride on my mower tonight.

[azoomm]

I went for a ride on my mower tonight.


Woo! I was going to ride tonight, but it's storming. So, I had Jordan change her oil. :)

[Cutty72]

Woo! I was going to ride tonight, but it's storming. So, I had Jordan change her oil. :)

Mine's brand new. Got tired of the 2+ hours of pushing...

[Dave]

watching 1970's start the revolution without me.

fucking hilarious. gene wilder is hilariously insane

[defector]

Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.

So here we are 1 week later...
Full movement back in the left elbow, I can actually make a fist with my right hand. No painkillers since Wednesday, and showers aren't excruciatingly painful anymore (but they still sting).

[Dave]

Had a sweet dream last night, honda had released a new litre bike with a w5 that was stomping the dogshit out of everyone. There was also some sideplot with humanity enslaved by damn dirty apes and amuro ray leading the revolution in this wicked looking black gundam...but that's another story ;)

[dReWpY]

oh fck that looks like it hurts

[defector]

Yep. Stupid hurts. But I think it is healing up nicely considering how it looked a week ago.
Plus it gave me an idea for a new tatoo. I think I will get a band aid tattooed over the hole near the elbow when it heals completely.

[caveman]

So here we are 1 week later...
Full movement back in the left elbow, I can actually make a fist with my right hand. No painkillers since Wednesday, and showers aren't excruciatingly painful anymore (but they still sting).

That puncture wound looks like someone used a tear shaped hole punch on your skin. Damn that looks like some painful shit there, bud.

Hope you heal quick

[defector]

That puncture wound looks like someone used a tear shaped hole punch on your skin. Damn that looks like some painful shit there, bud.

Hope you heal quick

Forgot to post up some new pics of my fresh new pink skin. Everything but the puncture hole has pretty much healed. The scab came off it this AM and it is still pretty deep looking. Might be a while on that one...

[Mudpuppy]

after a successful sabbatical i am back for your edification and amusement

[NONE_too_SOFT]

the cheese is ssticking to my ttteeth

[Gas Man]

after a successful sabbatical i am back for your edification and amusement
Fuck ya!! Welcome the F back Mud. We need more of you're style around here. Get to work man!

oh and don't forget to take pics of your sprint this weekend. including the expidition rigged.

[Mudpuppy]

you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..

[caveman]

you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..

how did you know Gas' favorite position?:rockwoot:

mwahahaha

[Gas Man]

you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..
Your trip this weekend Capt Douche!

And that's enough out of you caveman or I'll bitch slap you back to your moma's house.

[Mudpuppy]

ah i see - wouldn't call it a sprint.. more like a slow 90mph lope in the expedition with the r6 hanging on by a thread on back of it.. and of course the pom mom stickers that don the vehicle and make it mo better..

i just found a new picture of gasman:

http://images.jkcreativephotography.com/MotivationalPosters/e-thug.jpg

[the chi]

snort

Awesome MP.

[Dave]

Uss forrestal arrived this morning at the navy yard, hoping to get my list done early so I can swing over and catch a glimse of america's first supercarrier.

[Mudpuppy]

i try - i figure if i put enough ignorant shit out there sooner or later some of it will stick like mashed taters to the wall.. and in this case - score..

plus gasman is fun to pick on..

[Gas Man]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/e-thug.jpg

[Rangerscott]

Tetris the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE_1KlWFJyA&playnext_from=TL&videos=VDo3Mb7naZU&feature=grec_index

[Cutty72]

Only 2 weeks left of this school, then back to "normal" life.

[azoomm]

Do we have anyone in Connecticut on the forum?

[Dave]

So looks like a healthy dose of gorilla glue has cured my mateba's tendancy to crack its grip in half on the first shot. Looking forward to bringing my "castigator" to the range more often :D

[Rangerscott]

New episodes of Futurama tomorrow. Set dvrs to stunning.

[marko138]

New episodes of Futurama tomorrow. Set dvrs to stunning.
That show SUCKS.

[Dave]

That show SUCKS.

Bite my shiney metal ass

[t-homo]

Bite my shiney metal ass

Real talk.

[Mr Lefty]

Do we have anyone in Connecticut on the forum?

don't think so... why? I lived there back in 94-97

[Rangerscott]

That show SUCKS.

Autobots suck.

[marko138]

Autobots suck.
Only a doucher who likes Futurama would say that.

[caveman]

Only a doucher who likes Futurama would say that.

I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:

[Dave]

Autobots suck.

michael bay killed the franchise for me. murdered it in cold blood and raped the corpse. all the explosions in the world couldnt fix those disasters.

I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:

fuck autobots, dinobots are where its at. specifically grimlock

[defector]

michael bay killed the franchise for me. murdered it in cold blood and raped the corpse. all the explosions in the world couldnt fix those disasters.



Michael Bay could ruin porn.
REAL TALK.

[Trip]

Go Bots is where it's at.

[Particle Man]

I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:
Got one of those too :rockwoot:

[Trip]

I got an old first edition Lion Voltron, not one of those sissy safe ones either, one of the paint laced with lead ones. They tried to recall my shit, I told them to suck it.

[t-homo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

[Mr Lefty]

interesting

[marko138]

Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.

[t-homo]

Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.

It must be so hard to be you. lol

[marko138]

Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.
Yeah, this isn't happening. I'm leaving early.

[Rangerscott]

Pie run tomorrow bitches!!! Gonna eat that pie like its...........................


Ya'll be rick roll'd and yous gonna love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1oxUVgwok&feature=watch_response

[Cutty72]

The Buell has returned.
After riding it, I now know that the seal was leaking for awhile. The clutch is very stiff now again, which it hasn't been in a long time.

Crazy how after riding a bike down 500cc's for a couple weeks, this one is just retarded!

[Rangerscott]

http://i.imgur.com/kKk8s.jpg

[t-homo]

Pie run tomorrow bitches!!! Gonna eat that pie like its...........................


Ya'll be rick roll'd and yous gonna love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1oxUVgwok&feature=watch_response

Not that great at all. I went to go see this dubstep guy from Oakland last weekend who was sick. Don't remember who it was.

[Rangerscott]

I dont know a whole lot on dubstep. Just been listening to it lately. I've been listening to Cookie Monsta and Borgore.


Is this jacket blue or more purple. I know it says blue, but when its this color, I can't tell.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/1/1/39/20190/CITEM/Fieldsheer-Congo-Air-Mesh-Jacket-Closeouts.aspx

[Amber Lamps]

I dont know a whole lot on dubstep. Just been listening to it lately. I've been listening to Cookie Monsta and Borgore.


Is this jacket blue or more purple. I know it says blue, but when its this color, I can't tell.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/1/1/39/20190/CITEM/Fieldsheer-Congo-Air-Mesh-Jacket-Closeouts.aspx

blue

[Rangerscott]

Don't lie to me.

[dReWpY]

http://i.imgur.com/kKk8s.jpg
cant stop staring

[Rangerscott]

cant stop staring


Pssst..................you can see her lips.




I'm still alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgXez4fs-t8&playnext_from=TL&videos=50JvfPzYFO4&feature=grec_index

[derf]

Michael bay didnt ruin transformers, megan fox and shia labeouf did.

[Dave]

Michael bay didnt ruin transformers, megan fox and shia labeouf did.

Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

[derf]

I can agree to that, but it was just a movie, I started to ignore all the military fubars. product placement doesnt bother me as long as it doesnt interfere with the story too much. Those two actors just sucked.

[Mudpuppy]

back and i dig that gif as well - hard to stop staring..

[Cutty72]

Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

Military misrepresentation is so much the norm now that instead of looking for what they did wrong, I look for what they did right. It's a shorter list. :lol

[Rangerscott]

What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

[azoomm]

Military misrepresentation is so much the norm now that instead of looking for what they did wrong, I look for what they did right. It's a shorter list. :lol

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

[marko138]

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:
Excellent point.

[derf]

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

[azoomm]

Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

You're so cute when you're tall [online].

:nee:

[derf]

What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull

[njchopper87]

First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull

You said something about pillows.. that's about all I got out of that.

I just watched that shit last night.. My smile turned into a frown and I quickly found it hard to stay awake. Horrible movie.. I have nothing against Shia though..

[Rangerscott]

First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull


Didn't watch it. He didnt ruin that movie. Spelberg did.

[njchopper87]

Didn't watch it. He didnt ruin that movie. Spelberg did.

This. It had his antics all over it.. I wanted to stab someone.

[Cutty72]

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

Yup. It's what we military folk do.

[Trip]

Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

I guess we should be realistic in transformers and include scenes of the military dancing to Lady Gaga in full costume.

[Cutty72]

I guess we should be realistic in transformers and include scenes of the military dancing to Lady Gaga in full costume.

Of course.

[Trip]

Of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI

[Dave]

What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

[Dave]

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

The fucking cartoon had a better plot. Hell the eighties movies DESTROYS the live action shit. it starred orson fucking welles fer godsakes

[Cutty72]

Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

But that's the only way to really be bad ass! :lol:

[Dave]

But that's the only way to really be bad ass! :lol:

You could be like that guy in gi joe with his dog tags bouncing off his chest all the time. :lol: my BIL is in the airforce and thought that was the best movie ever :lol:

[Trip]

Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

[derf]

This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

Jigga who?

[Dave]

This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

what the heck is a jiggawatt?

[derf]

what the heck is a jiggawatt?

Ask Jay Z

[Amber Lamps]

what the heck is a jiggawatt?

Gigawatt....1,000,000,000 watts

[Dave]

Gigawatt....1,000,000,000 watts

Duuuuuuude I know 1985 was a long time ago but that's hardly an excuse :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Duuuuuuude I know 1985 was a long time ago but that's hardly an excuse :lol:

What, am I wrong? Shoot, I should have looked it up!:lol:

[t-homo]

noob.

[Rangerscott]

Get your shake weight for $18

http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/SHAKE_WEIGHT/31630

[derf]

Get your shake weight for $18

http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/SHAKE_WEIGHT/31630

my sister n law has that, biggest piece of crap that doesnt work ever. speaking of that, how do i save on porn?

[Trip]

what the heck is a jiggawatt?

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/4/601264.jpg

[Dave]

speaking of that, how do i save on porn?

4chan. period :lol:

[dReWpY]

lolz
anyone awake?

[Dave]

Just clocked in and shambling in a zombielike fashion towards my work van

[LeeNetworX]

Go Bots is where it's at.

Leader 1 was a pussy; he would be Optimus Prime's bitch. Hell, he'd even be Rodimus Prime's bitch.

[Mudpuppy]

http://bkmarcus.com/blog/images/randomflame.jpg

[Dave]

Leader 1 was a pussy; he would be Optimus Prime's bitch. Hell, he'd even be Rodimus Prime's bitch.

Ultra magnus gets sloppy seconds

[Cutty72]

School complete!
Graduation tomorrow and travel home, unpack, repack, go to parents for class reunion.
should be an interesting weekend.

[caveman]

Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

I was always under the impression that they had to screw something up on the uni's and make the military in the movie appear to be different from our actual armed forces as a requirement. Just to make sure that they don't show a possible actual person's rank and name and uni in said movie. Just like they always use phone numbers that start with 555. Things like that. Most of the time in every movie with an Army Uni in it I can spot at least 3 things wrong with it.

Well, what ever I liked the movie. Cool story about a product line that I loved as a child. Now the GI Joe movie.....well, it wasn't a product line that I purchased or had any toys of when I was a kid but.... What the hell did they do? They didn't represent any Navy, Air Force.....which is what the original did. Where is SGT Slaughter? Where is that crazy ass Navy guy in the work blues and dixie cup hat? And call me crazy but I never saw any damn Bionic suits that made the soldiers any better what a crock of CRAP.... Peeps who made GI Joe, Go :gofurslf:

[Mudpuppy]

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
- Sigmund Freud

[Dave]

I was always under the impression that they had to screw something up on the uni's and make the military in the movie appear to be different from our actual armed forces as a requirement. Just to make sure that they don't show a possible actual person's rank and name and uni in said movie. Just like they always use phone numbers that start with 555. Things like that. Most of the time in every movie with an Army Uni in it I can spot at least 3 things wrong with it.

Well, what ever I liked the movie. Cool story about a product line that I loved as a child. Now the GI Joe movie.....well, it wasn't a product line that I purchased or had any toys of when I was a kid but.... What the hell did they do? They didn't represent any Navy, Air Force.....which is what the original did. Where is SGT Slaughter? Where is that crazy ass Navy guy in the work blues and dixie cup hat? And call me crazy but I never saw any damn Bionic suits that made the soldiers any better what a crock of CRAP.... Peeps who made GI Joe, Go :gofurslf:

Shipwreck, dude was awesome

[LeeNetworX]

http://danielfelton.com/images/random/rickroll1.gif

[azoomm]

My new favorite rainy day website: www.27bslash6.com

[dReWpY]

Twfix - /b/ of the mc community

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

[Mr Lefty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcxvqiho4w

wtf?

[Dave]

Twfix - /b/ of the mc community

lol troof

[Dave]

Watching paul rogers on stage at the local park, there's a certain irony in having a brit headline a july 4th "freedom rock" concert :lol:

[Rangerscott]

wtf?

Exactly.

[Trip]

I drug a knee on a jetski, LOL. It was a big three man jetski, so it wasn't on stand up either. And I stayed on and didn't flip.

[HurricaneHeather]

I somehow allowed sparkly hearts and stars to be temp tattooed to my arms and legs.

Why did I agree to work tomorrow? :no: