Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Gas Man]

Ok... bbm me

[marko138]

How far away are you two from each other?

[azoomm]

How far away are you two from each other?

From the looks of things, two inches...

[marko138]

From the looks of things, two inches...
:lol: Well played.

[Mudpuppy]

From the looks of things, two inches...

hilarious.. nicely done fucker..

we are about 30 minutes from each other..

[the chi]

I need a do over. This day sucks.

[dReWpY]

I need a do over. This day sucks.

i agree, i started this day off in the ER, can i have a mulligan?

[buzzcutt2]

I'm going home in 30 minutes...happy early weekend to me. :rockwoot:

[the chi]

i agree, i started this day off in the ER, can i have a mulligan?

What happened? Hope you're okay...

[Mudpuppy]

I need a do over. This day sucks.

i agree as well or let's just move to tomorrow.. fuck this day

[Gas Man]

I don't want to hear it!

I worked from 7-5, cut the grass from 5-7, shower and eat, left bk to work at 8, bk here till 3am or so.

[tommymac]

work is the suck tonight. too many damn pelvic exams and shits just dragging out. plus my shits are all screwey this weekend :(

[Gas Man]

Poop problems?

[Cutty72]

I don't want to hear it!

I worked from 7-5, cut the grass from 5-7, shower and eat, left bk to work at 8, bk here till 3am or so.

Took you 2 hours to cut the grass?? Your yard doesn't look that damn big from the pics you've posted! Was your walker getting in the way of the mower or what?

[tommymac]

Poop problems?

I wish, all gyn sort of stuff. And I got cursed out by 2 ghetto rats with 3rd grade educations. One was bitching she couldnt breathe yet she was talking to anyone who would listen, onl yproblem was I didnt want to listen LOL

[Gas Man]

Took you 2 hours to cut the grass?? Your yard doesn't look that damn big from the pics you've posted! Was your walker getting in the way of the mower or what?
I know... that's the point!! The F'in grass was probably over 8" high. I had to cut it in the lowest speed (walk behind) and in the front yard I was only getting like 4-6 passes to empty of the bag. Must have started that damn thing at least 25 times.

[Cutty72]

I know... that's the point!! The F'in grass was probably over 8" high. I had to cut it in the lowest speed (walk behind) and in the front yard I was only getting like 4-6 passes to empty of the bag. Must have started that damn thing at least 25 times.

Don't bag it, duh. Just start in the middle and blow it in a windrow, then pick it up if you must.

[Gas Man]

Nope. I bag the front almost all the time. Only time I don't is if its seeding or something with the fertilizer. Further, it was so damn long it would have been like bailing hay.

Under stand that for the front yard I'm basically a lawn guy/freak. I have the most "kept" grass on my street. Well besides this week anyway. Lol

[Cutty72]

So just blow it in a windrow and rake it up. Don't have to stop so much and restart the mower.

[caveman]

So just blow it in a windrow and rake it up. Don't have to stop so much and restart the mower.

You don't understand. He has to have the nice pretty mowed grass lines left in it. He even gets bent out of shape when ANY of his neighbors walk in it and mess it up with footprints. The only exception to this rule is the kids, he doesn't start the "You damn kids get off my lawn" speach till they are at least 16. Hell, he even started the "wave" pattern cut to add to the look of the "up/down", the "side-to-side", and the "diagonal."

I can somewhat understand as I hate when my yard looks like poo but I don't get bent about the walking on it after a fresh mow. Now ride through my yard with a bycycle and I may get a little pissed.

But that's his thing

[tommymac]

You don't understand. He has to have the nice pretty mowed grass lines left in it. He even gets bent out of shape when ANY of his neighbors walk in it and mess it up with footprints. The only exception to this rule is the kids, he doesn't start the "You damn kids get off my lawn" speach till they are at least 16. Hell, he even started the "wave" pattern cut to add to the look of the "up/down", the "side-to-side", and the "diagonal."

I can somewhat understand as I hate when my yard looks like poo but I don't get bent about the walking on it after a fresh mow. Now ride through my yard with a bycycle and I may get a little pissed.

But that's his thing

so no burnouts on your front lawn :lol:

[Cutty72]

And I drive a 8,000 lb truck through mine randomly... :lol:

[Gas Man]

So just blow it in a windrow and rake it up. Don't have to stop so much and restart the mower.

Nope not in my front.... back yard maybe.

You don't understand. He has to have the nice pretty mowed grass lines left in it. He even gets bent out of shape when ANY of his neighbors walk in it and mess it up with footprints. The only exception to this rule is the kids, he doesn't start the "You damn kids get off my lawn" speach till they are at least 16. Hell, he even started the "wave" pattern cut to add to the look of the "up/down", the "side-to-side", and the "diagonal."

I can somewhat understand as I hate when my yard looks like poo but I don't get bent about the walking on it after a fresh mow. Now ride through my yard with a bycycle and I may get a little pissed.

But that's his thing

Yep.. my thing. But heck most of the time caveman never even comes out of his cave to do anything outside. Another reason why he goes by that.

[marko138]

You don't understand. He has to have the nice pretty mowed grass lines left in it. He even gets bent out of shape when ANY of his neighbors walk in it and mess it up with footprints. The only exception to this rule is the kids, he doesn't start the "You damn kids get off my lawn" speach till they are at least 16. Hell, he even started the "wave" pattern cut to add to the look of the "up/down", the "side-to-side", and the "diagonal."

I can somewhat understand as I hate when my yard looks like poo but I don't get bent about the walking on it after a fresh mow. Now ride through my yard with a bycycle and I may get a little pissed.

But that's his thing

I like a nice lawn too. I mow mine a different direction each time. I like the nice lines and shits in it too.

I'm with Gas on this. Stay off my motherfucking lawn.

[Trip]

I would totally trench ya'll lawns if I lived nearby. LOL

good odds, they come back with a dog or gun comment.

[marko138]

I would totally trench ya'll lawns if I lived nearby. LOL

good odds, they come back with a dog or gun comment.
You'll stay off my fucking lawn. My fence helps insure that.

[Trip]

You'll stay off my fucking lawn. My fence helps insure that.

short wood fence or chain link?

[marko138]

short wood fence or chain link?

None of your damn business.

[Trip]

None of your damn business.

I will adjust for worst case then, LOL

[azoomm]

short wood fence or chain link?

Did you just type "roadtrip" for me and my truck? Muahahah

[Gas Man]

Go anywhere near my grass and I'll shoot your sorry southern ass. :lol

[azoomm]

Go anywhere near my grass and I'll shoot your sorry southern ass. :lol

You seem really fascinated with getting ass...

[Gas Man]

Yeah... I'm married.

"How you doin sexy?" ;)

[Mudpuppy]

notice he said go anywhere near my grass and i will shoot you, but if you go near his ass he will back up into ya..

[tommymac]

I will adjust for worst case then, LOL

Short wood, it should be easy to take out.

Want me to pick up soem beers :rockwoot:

[Trip]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[tommymac]

Sounds like a plan to me.

so everyones roadtrip plans are clever ploys. its twf rally 2011 at markos house and were breakin the fence :rockwoot:

[Trip]

so everyones roadtrip plans are clever ploys. its twf rally 2011 at markos house and were breakin the fence :rockwoot:

Let's bring him a couple cases of good beer. We are taking out his fence and trenching his yard, we can at least leave him a lot of good beer to drown his sorrow.

[tommymac]

Let's bring him a couple cases of good beer. We are taking out his fence and trenching his yard, we can at least leave him a lot of good beer to drown his sorrow.

Leave a lot of good beer, can tmake any promises there :lol:

[marko138]

Let's bring him a couple cases of good beer. We are taking out his fence and trenching his yard, we can at least leave him a lot of good beer to drown his sorrow.
At least you're not totally cold blooded.

[Trip]

At least you're not totally cold blooded.

yeah, tommy's the enforcer

[the chi]

Has anyone given any thought to where our country is going judging by the current crop of young people?

Every day I deal with a truck load of college students, who's mommies and daddies still pay for everything, do all their thinking for them and make all their phone calls. These 20 somethings can't tell me where they live or what their social security is and the list goes on. (They have to call their roommate, try to tell me they live in a PO Box or call mommy to tell them what they should know themselves.)

And every day I shudder to think that if these idiots are where our country is now, lord help us all when they need to have jobs and actually be a productive member of society.

[marko138]

Has anyone given any thought to where our country is going judging by the current crop of young people?

Every day I deal with a truck load of college students, who's mommies and daddies still pay for everything, do all their thinking for them and make all their phone calls. These 20 somethings can't tell me where they live or what their social security is and the list goes on. (They have to call their roommate, try to tell me they live in a PO Box or call mommy to tell them what they should know themselves.)

And every day I shudder to think that if these idiots are where our country is now, lord help us all when they need to have jobs and actually be a productive member of society.
We're doomed.

[Gas Man]

No we are fucked. We are waiting for the reach around but it will never come.

[derf]

Has anyone given any thought to where our country is going judging by the current crop of young people?

Every day I deal with a truck load of college students, who's mommies and daddies still pay for everything, do all their thinking for them and make all their phone calls. These 20 somethings can't tell me where they live or what their social security is and the list goes on. (They have to call their roommate, try to tell me they live in a PO Box or call mommy to tell them what they should know themselves.)

And every day I shudder to think that if these idiots are where our country is now, lord help us all when they need to have jobs and actually be a productive member of society.

Thanks for that explosive expose on what has been wrong with the country for the last eleventy billion years.

Yeh kids today are dumb, no common sense. Dont worry we were dumb too, with no common sense. Our parents were dumb too with no common sense, same goes for our grand parents. I wouldnt worry too much about them. It the 40 somethings that are dumb as a rock that scare me

[the chi]

Yeah but when you were 18 or older were Mommy and Daddy still paying all your bills while you sat around and got fat/high/arrested for stupidity? Were they still making all your phone calls, all your decisions while you didn't know your own address, social security or phone number?

At 12 I had a full time job and paid for everything I wanted except food at the parents table. At 16 I bought my own cell phone, with my own money, paid all my minimal bills and paid rent to my parents and drove a $500 car thats the one thing my parents ever actually bought for me. When I was 18 I had 2 full time jobs, bought my own car, knew where I lived, my SS, all the phone numbers for emergencies, etc. I was also able to hold a telephone call that didnt consist of "uh, uh i dunno" as well as hold polite social conversation in person. At 19 I bought my first house.

I mean really. I may have been an overachiever, but at the ripe old age of 18 (or OLDER), when you are living on your own, albeit in the apartment your parents pay for and using the free bmw they gave you, as a college student should you not be able to do simple things on your own? How do these morons even get into college or sign up for classes?!?

[azoomm]

Yeah but when you were 18 or older were Mommy and Daddy still paying all your bills while you sat around and got fat/high/arrested for stupidity? Were they still making all your phone calls, all your decisions while you didn't know your own address, social security or phone number?

At 12 I had a full time job and paid for everything I wanted except food at the parents table. At 16 I bought my own cell phone, with my own money, paid all my minimal bills and paid rent to my parents and drove a $500 car thats the one thing my parents ever actually bought for me. When I was 18 I had 2 full time jobs, bought my own car, knew where I lived, my SS, all the phone numbers for emergencies, etc. I was also able to hold a telephone call that didnt consist of "uh, uh i dunno" as well as hold polite social conversation in person. At 19 I bought my first house.

I mean really. I may have been an overachiever, but at the ripe old age of 18 (or OLDER), when you are living on your own, albeit in the apartment your parents pay for and using the free bmw they gave you, as a college student should you not be able to do simple things on your own? How do these morons even get into college or sign up for classes?!?

The point is, YOU might have been ambitious. But, in "our day" there were plenty of mouth-breathers.

My daughter just did a project where she had to interview different people that grew up in different decades. "Teenager in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s" and the last question was "How is your generation different than those that came after you?" The answer was generally the same for each :lol:

[the chi]

Thats just sad. I know we all have dumb ppl in our generations, but I swear, EVERY SINGLE ONE I get in my office, be it for setting up utilities, probation, citations, etc, not a single one of them has the reasoning or intellectual power god gave a hamster. Had a new one last night, didnt know where she was born. *face plam*

[the chi]

Thats just sad. I know we all have dumb ppl in our generations, but I swear, EVERY SINGLE ONE I get in my office, be it for setting up utilities, probation, citations, etc, not a single one of them has the reasoning or intellectual power god gave a hamster. Had a new one last night, didnt know where she was born. *face plam*

[azoomm]

Thats just sad. I know we all have dumb ppl in our generations, but I swear, EVERY SINGLE ONE I get in my office, be it for setting up utilities, probation, citations, etc, not a single one of them has the reasoning or intellectual power god gave a hamster. Had a new one last night, didnt know where she was born. *face plam*

That's because the others can get shit done without making it to your office...

[Trip]

That's because the others can get shit done without making it to your office...

bingo, the smart people don't end up fucking around in gov't offices. They get stupid people to handle it for them. LOL

[tommymac]

bingo, the smart people don't end up fucking around in gov't offices. They get stupid people to handle it for them. LOL

they know how to delegate :)

[the chi]

Sorry guys, this office is old fashioned, we dont allow anyone to delegate, it all has to be done in person. On a rare occasion we allow them to do it via fax, but in general everyone has to come here in person, with id, etc to do anything. Therefore, they all gotta see me and 99.9% are like I described. I have to tell mommies all the time they cant do it, their kid has to.

Granted, I do deal with a lot of morons on the probation side...but thats to be expected...

[Rider]

:tremble: Whats up homies?

[Trip]

hey man, how you been?

[tommymac]

Welcome back.

[marko138]

There he is.

[Rider]

hey man, how you been?

Welcome back.

Busy as heck. Love the new job but it's keeping me busy.

[Gas Man]

WTH Rider... when you coming down to hang with me & Mud?

[Dave]

a glorified AAA utility position player just won a Major league ballgame. I fucking love baseball.

[Rider]

WTH Rider... when you coming down to hang with me & Mud?

One of these weekends. Mid June is looking good.

[Gas Man]

One of these weekends. Mid June is looking good.
Sweet... hit me up on the telly.

[Rider]

Sweet... hit me up on the telly.

Werd.

[Mudpuppy]

Sweet... hit me up on the telly.

yes governa, please hit him up on the telly..

[Dave]

:P

[Dave]

i just fixed my playstation with an old arming switch from a nos fogger kit :p

[Particle Man]

i just fixed my playstation with an old arming switch from a nos fogger kit :p
You gonna mount it in the dash of your car now?

:lol:

[tommymac]

You gonna mount it in the dash of your car now?

:lol:

I think hes prety much obligated to :lol:

[dReWpY]

At 10 am its a heat index of 101..... shits hot

[tommymac]

At 10 am its a heat index of 101..... shits hot

What do you expect living near the equator :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?















































Because it's pecker is on it's head.

[Particle Man]

Clucking hilarious.

[the chi]

Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.

[marko138]

Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.
Yes. I hear it all the time. STFU!!!!

[Rangerscott]

I can help them with the windows.

[defector]

Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

[tommymac]

Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you :lol:

[defector]

Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you :lol:
In my mind I think I heard a zipper.

[tommymac]

In my mind I think I heard a zipper.

that can work too :lol:

[Dave]

I adore Revy.

Don't fucking click if you're at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKwaPSkjXp0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[t-homo]

ok bitches here are some passwords for porn sites enjoy! u better go fast roody-poos they are for bangbros

l:Particleman08 *************


edit by trip: do not post stolen passwords on my site.

[Trip]

Hey look, particle is a member of bangbros...

[Trip]

Went out and finally did the service on the GS and washed it.

I have my first squared off rear tire, I feel ashamed...

[Rangerscott]

Bank sign said 113F. FUCKING AWESOME!

I just got done burning my feet on the concrete. It is so fucking hot and dry here. The water situation is getting serious.

[Mr Lefty]

Went out and finally did the service on the GS and washed it.

I have my first squared off rear tire, I feel ashamed...

go drag your heads and feel better :lol:

[tommymac]

go drag your heads and feel better :lol:

he can prolly round them back off LOL

[KSGregman]

Thinking of selling the M109-R...use the proceeds to buy my daughter a car...and pick up a new Concours 14 next spring....

Decisions....decisions....

[azoomm]

Thinking of selling the M109-R...use the proceeds to buy my daughter a car...and pick up a new Concours 14 next spring....

Decisions....decisions....

Damn children and the things we do for them...

[tommymac]

Damn children and the things we do for them...

Too bad we cant sell them, oh wait did I say that out loud :lol:

[KSGregman]

Damn children and the things we do for them...

She's a good kid.....it's not really much of a decision...I just hate the hassle of fielding all of the non-serious inquiries about the bike. :lmao:

I'm too busy to ride much this summah anyway....sell it, get her car...and buy the more touring oriented bike in the Spring of next year....that plan sounds like a winnah. :dthumb:

[Rangerscott]

Hahahaa. So what if I do this.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/677c4ef8f2/y-women-hate-sports-from-nas?rel=by_user

[Mudpuppy]

it's fucking friday.. that is all..

[tommymac]

Spent/am spending just about my whole saturday working, well at least it helps me pay off the triumph.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c01E3oi-uos&NR=1

[ceo012384]

ahh friday... how I have missed thee for 6 days..

[Trip]

ahh friday... how I have missed thee for 6 days..

whore

[Rangerscott]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001672129/5155830524_Ghostbusters2slime1_answer_10_xlarge.jp eg

Whats the first thing that came to mind seeing this?

[Gas Man]

Gangbang. Smiling cause the deed is done.

[derf]

Gangbang. Smiling cause the deed is done.

Hehehehe, but it looks like they left winston out

[Rangerscott]

http://vimeo.com/27268591

[Trip]

She's like fuck me, he's like I guess, she gets the fuck away after the money shot, and he gets to chill the fuck out. He really is the king.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lcpfe7ocCA

[Rider]

Whats up twffers?:boobs:

[tommymac]

She's like fuck me, he's like I guess, she gets the fuck away after the money shot, and he gets to chill the fuck out. He really is the king.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lcpfe7ocCA

He must have wrecked her cooter, see her fall over afterwards :lol: but thats cool fo rhim, no cuddling or pillow talk afterwards. He should have said go get me a gazelle bitch :rockwoot:

[Trip]

Whats up twffers?:boobs:

yo, rider, how you been?

[Gas Man]

yo, rider, how you been?
no shit. what's up ed?

[tommymac]

hes back, how ya been.

[Mudpuppy]

friday before a holiday weekend motherfuckers.. only good things can happen..

[Gas Man]

friday before a holiday weekend motherfuckers.. only good things can happen..
What about if you have to work all weekend?

[Cutty72]

Then it sucks to be you!

3.5 day weekend, then a 1 (that's right fuckers ONE) day of work, then off for 6. All to prep for the wedding... and of course get some hunting in. :rockwoot:

[Gas Man]

I haven't had a day off in a 2 weeks and next one isn't till the 17th.

[Cutty72]

I haven't had a day off in a 2 weeks and next one isn't till the 17th.

You work too hard...

Granted, I had a similar schedule this spring/summer with all the flooding and annual training, so I feel your pain.

Granted, you're probably getting OT and raking it in, while I still got paid the same... so :fu:

[Gas Man]

Oh I get ot. Otherwise they'd kiss my hine end. I earned my yearly base salary by end of june. But its killed my social and riding lives. I try not to concentrate on that so much, instead look at the $25k in debt I've paid off in 8 months.

Don't worry thought cutty, uncle sam is going to rake me over as well at this point.

[marko138]

Oh I get ot. Otherwise they'd kiss my hine end. I earned my yearly base salary by end of june. But its killed my social and riding lives. I try not to concentrate on that so much, instead look at the $25k in debt I've paid off in 8 months.

Don't worry thought cutty, uncle sam is going to rake me over as well at this point.
I honestly don't know how you can live like that. You're a better man than me, I certainly couldn't and more importantly wouldn't work hours like that. It's not the way humans are meant to live.

[Gas Man]

It's the career man... But this year we are striving for more and better things. If we can get people trained and in place, next year should be awesome.

For now I just keep my head down, roll at pace, and think of all the money I can make. One bad social year is putting me years ahead finacially.

[Mr Lefty]

I get it gas... shit, the way things are right now, I work too much, and I don't even get paid overtime... if I could I'd work every damn day till Thanksgiving... if it ment I could pay off my debt then.

[Gas Man]

Thank you. I'm biting the bullet now, getting paid well to do so, look like the best team player I can at work, and next year will be sitting in a much better financially. I'm amazed at how many can't under stand it.

I will say this. I have to keep my mind on the positives and ignore the cobb webs forming on my bike and riding gear. Otherwise I'd go insane.

So to say I'm very much looking forward to riding the brp. Well that's an understatement of huge proportions.

[marko138]

I really don't care about money like that. I value my time off and my life more than cash. That's just me though. I get where you're coming from.

[Trip]

I really don't care about money like that. I value my time off and my life more than cash. That's just me though. I get where you're coming from.

I'm with Marko. Time off is infinitely more valuable to me than being at work. I minimize my purchases and sacrifice comforts to make sure I can afford not working more than my 40.

[marko138]

I'm with Marko. Time off is infinitely more valuable to me than being at work. I minimize my purchases and sacrifice comforts to make sure I can afford not working more than my 40.
I leave early nearly every Friday. I don't work a single weekend ever and never a holiday. I do get comp time on the occasional stint that we work past 5pm.

My job often sucks as far as subject goes. I mean I do shoot video of politicians but I took the job because of what I wrote above. I gotta live my life.

[Mr Lefty]

I'm with Marko. Time off is infinitely more valuable to me than being at work. I minimize my purchases and sacrifice comforts to make sure I can afford not working more than my 40.

and yet you still own a home, have a paid off bike, just bought a new truck, wife has a newer car...

you make good money. it makes it easy to not work overtime when your base pay is nice, and it's easy to say that when you're time off isn't tainted with the stress of being in debt.

I know that a lot of it is personal responsibility with your credit, and my debit is my own fault. but trust me no one values their off time more than I do, I just have to pay this debt off so that I can afford to enjoy it.

[Trip]

and yet you still own a home, have a paid off bike, just bought a new truck, wife has a newer car...

you make good money. it makes it easy to not work overtime when your base pay is nice, and it's easy to say that when you're time off isn't tainted with the stress of being in debt.

I know that a lot of it is personal responsibility with your credit, and my debit is my own fault. but trust me no one values their off time more than I do, I just have to pay this debt off so that I can afford to enjoy it.

That's true, but I also keep older things til I can afford stuff outright without putting it on credit. If my pay was a lot less, I would be the same way. I wouldn't purchase things til I could afford them outright. I didn't purchase anything extravagant til after all my college debt was paid off. I lived in a cheap apartment to build a back up savings faster before I moved into a nice one. I had the same old used civic to save money I used in college til I upgraded to a base model used toyota tacoma instead of going for a really nice truck. Motorcycles have been my one vice where I spent a little more than I needed.

The house is Andrea's, lol, I am scaling us back when we sell it and move to Chattanooga. Although we did save a lot going the foreclosure route.

I could definitely spend a lot more money than I do, but I choose to live well within my means. My means aren't the same as anyone elses though.

[Trip]

I leave early nearly every Friday. I don't work a single weekend ever and never a holiday. I do get comp time on the occasional stint that we work past 5pm.

My job often sucks as far as subject goes. I mean I do shoot video of politicians but I took the job because of what I wrote above. I gotta live my life.

I wish I could say the same, but my job does require overtime and some call in work. Especially when the plant is in an outage or something bad happens on my equipment. I believe when I transfer to Hydro, most of this will disappear since I will be on projects/new modifications side of the house and not as much deadline pressure.

My job currently sucks hard as far as stress and subject. It's incredibly detailed and regulation oriented. Way too much paperwork. The job I have is hardly engineering, more like data clerk with a little engineering thrown in. Definitely not what I want to do, the new job should be much more interesting and getting back into true electrical engineering.

[marko138]

and yet you still own a home, have a paid off bike, just bought a new truck, wife has a newer car...

you make good money. it makes it easy to not work overtime when your base pay is nice, and it's easy to say that when you're time off isn't tainted with the stress of being in debt.

I know that a lot of it is personal responsibility with your credit, and my debit is my own fault. but trust me no one values their off time more than I do, I just have to pay this debt off so that I can afford to enjoy it.

I don't make that good of money. Honestly I don't. My wife is good with finances. I spend all our money. We are looking to buy a new house soon.

[Gas Man]

and yet you still own a home, have a paid off bike, just bought a new truck, wife has a newer car...

you make good money. it makes it easy to not work overtime when your base pay is nice, and it's easy to say that when you're time off isn't tainted with the stress of being in debt.

I know that a lot of it is personal responsibility with your credit, and my debit is my own fault. but trust me no one values their off time more than I do, I just have to pay this debt off so that I can afford to enjoy it.

I couldn't have said it better. I make good money but when I transferred jobs to keep a job & also get a better job I lost $35k on the condo sale. That was a $450 loan every month for 5 years. Plus buying a new house.

[Gas Man]

I really don't care about money like that. I value my time off and my life more than cash. That's just me though. I get where you're coming from.

Honestly this bugged me. Not offended just bugged me.

Understand. I don't choose to work this. I do it to keep my job, my job requires this from me right now. It should change, it's suppose to be a transitional period. I choose to keep my job and the 14 years I have vested into it. I'm really good at my job and have earned respect in the company and industry. This really isn't a job, and I shouldn't call it that, it's a career to the max. I knew when I went full time, I would work here to retire from here. I knew this.

Am I dedicated, cetainly. We get unlimited PAID sick days. In 14yrs, I've taken NONE/ZERO/ZIP. Why? Cause I don't work at walmart as a cashier. If I call off, one of my co-workers is loosing his day off to come in and cover. I don't do that to him, and the respect is returned, they don't call off. Probably also why we still have tt privilege.

I work too much. I've been trying for about 3 years now to get a better schedule and for 3 years now I have been let down by others. People I'm trying to train to do my job and either can't or won't get "it". My social life then suffers but damnit, the company pays for it.

Would I like more time off. You bet! Am striving for that, planning for it, adapting my plan, onto plan G... Damn right I am.

There is always a give and take. I do work too much, get paid extra for it, and that allows me to buy nicer things. I'm not broke, but not where I want to be. But as I roll into the 4th quarter of 2011, I'm better now than I've been in over 5 yrs. Its an awesome, freeing, and liberating feeling. Uma & I knuckled down and paid off major debt this year with all my ot. So we are rewarding ourselves with some new carpet in the house. And the best part about it. We are paying cash for the carpet! I'm pumped about that. Cash!

Sorry. Had to get some of that off my chest. Perhaps it enlightens some of it.

[Rider]

yo, rider, how you been?

no shit. what's up ed?

Just busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest... Not riding much at all but still watching the races on TV thanks to the DVR. I literally have 10 miles on the bike this season.:td:

I'm traveling out to Germany(Audi) in a few weeks for work. Good thing they are sending me during octoberfest :dribble:

[tommymac]

interesting takes on work here. Working the ER nights, weekends and holidays are part of the job, but am in a situation to get the ones I want off. Withthe side job its all large construction so were at the mercy of the needs of the job. Theres a lot of hrs to be had now so I am getting while the gettings good.

Debt wise we were not too bad, buying the triumph now prolly wasnt my smartest move but I will get it paid off soon enough, and my wife is a mess withthe CC's so I gotta clean that up too. Come march my mortgage will go back down to what it was previously so then we can start saving more and spending on soem home projects.

[marko138]

Honestly this bugged me. Not offended just bugged me.

Understand. I don't choose to work this. I do it to keep my job, my job requires this from me right now. It should change, it's suppose to be a transitional period. I choose to keep my job and the 14 years I have vested into it. I'm really good at my job and have earned respect in the company and industry. This really isn't a job, and I shouldn't call it that, it's a career to the max. I knew when I went full time, I would work here to retire from here. I knew this.

Am I dedicated, cetainly. We get unlimited PAID sick days. In 14yrs, I've taken NONE/ZERO/ZIP. Why? Cause I don't work at walmart as a cashier. If I call off, one of my co-workers is loosing his day off to come in and cover. I don't do that to him, and the respect is returned, they don't call off. Probably also why we still have tt privilege.

I work too much. I've been trying for about 3 years now to get a better schedule and for 3 years now I have been let down by others. People I'm trying to train to do my job and either can't or won't get "it". My social life then suffers but damnit, the company pays for it.

Would I like more time off. You bet! Am striving for that, planning for it, adapting my plan, onto plan G... Damn right I am.

There is always a give and take. I do work too much, get paid extra for it, and that allows me to buy nicer things. I'm not broke, but not where I want to be. But as I roll into the 4th quarter of 2011, I'm better now than I've been in over 5 yrs. Its an awesome, freeing, and liberating feeling. Uma & I knuckled down and paid off major debt this year with all my ot. So we are rewarding ourselves with some new carpet in the house. And the best part about it. We are paying cash for the carpet! I'm pumped about that. Cash!

Sorry. Had to get some of that off my chest. Perhaps it enlightens some of it.
Brother, I understand where you're coming from and I certainly wasn't taking a dig at you. My point is I can't and wouldn't live like that. I'll be completely honest...I'd quit if that was my job. I know the economy is tough and all that but that ain't how I get down. I'd rather be homeless and unemployed that work weeks on end with no time off.

[tommymac]

Brother, I understand where you're coming from and I certainly wasn't taking a dig at you. My point is I can't and wouldn't live like that. I'll be completely honest...I'd quit if that was my job. I know the economy is tough and all that but that ain't how I get down. I'd rather be homeless and unemployed that work weeks on end with no time off.

Youre a state employee now so youre on the gravy train :)

[marko138]

Youre a state employee now so youre on the gravy train :)
I'm aware of that. I didn't take this job for the stellar pay (it's not) I took it for the benefits and the time off.

[Gas Man]

Brother, I understand where you're coming from and I certainly wasn't taking a dig at you. My point is I can't and wouldn't live like that. I'll be completely honest...I'd quit if that was my job. I know the economy is tough and all that but that ain't how I get down. I'd rather be homeless and unemployed that work weeks on end with no time off.
I wasn't taking it as a dig. I just wanted to take the time to explain my position.

I know what/how you want your job. But there is a trade off to be had. If you had hours/pay/money on a higher priority, you could also have more toys or do that house upgrade you want.

I REALLY hope that we can get this transition and cross training done by next spring so I can have a decent normal summer/life. With this new $13M contract we just picked up at my location we may end up manning the facility 24/7 instead of a walk away. We also may increase our crew from 3 ops (I'm one) & 1 LTO (lead terminal operator/jr boss) to 4 ops & 1 LTO. If we do that and everybody is cross trained as well. I want to go on the same sked Caveman is on. 4 man rotation 12 hour shifts. Work 15 out of 21 days (night & day shift swing in there but never work more than 4 days straight), then get 7 days off (28 day rotation), repeat. That is more days off all around and with that 7 day off stretch, it's awesome. Add in after your 12 hour shift there, not on call. WIN WIN WIN

[marko138]

I wasn't taking it as a dig. I just wanted to take the time to explain my position.

I know what/how you want your job. But there is a trade off to be had. If you had hours/pay/money on a higher priority, you could also have more toys or do that house upgrade you want.

I REALLY hope that we can get this transition and cross training done by next spring so I can have a decent normal summer/life. With this new $13M contract we just picked up at my location we may end up manning the facility 24/7 instead of a walk away. We also may increase our crew from 3 ops (I'm one) & 1 LTO (lead terminal operator/jr boss) to 4 ops & 1 LTO. If we do that and everybody is cross trained as well. I want to go on the same sked Caveman is on. 4 man rotation 12 hour shifts. Work 15 out of 21 days (night & day shift swing in there but never work more than 4 days straight), then get 7 days off (28 day rotation), repeat. That is more days off all around and with that 7 day off stretch, it's awesome. Add in after your 12 hour shift there, not on call. WIN WIN WIN
I feel ya, homie.

[Cutty72]

Yeah, I hear ya too Gas... After this weekend, I'll be putting in apps like you wouldn't believe. I don't want to ditch the job I have... I like what I do and who I work with/for, but there really isn't any upward mobility with how it is written right now. I'm gonna start by looking for alternate part time work, which will do 2 things for me. A) get me some more income to pay off the debt I am accruing this weekend... and B) Give me somewhere that I HAVE to be after work, so I'm not putting in the extra unpaid hours.

We'll see how it goes.

[Rider]

All you fookers are now on my google+ ... at least the ones that I know your real name. Just signed up last week, seems lame so far but willing to ride it out and see where it goes. :tremble:

[Gas Man]

Look me up Rider... I'm on there.

[Rider]

Look me up Rider... I'm on there.

Already did. :skep:

[Gas Man]

Cool... I can't remember. I forget everything unless my BB reminds me.

[azoomm]

My husband noted yesterday, they are now hiring to drill in Cuba. You work solid for four weeks, then off for four weeks...

[marko138]

So far G+ sucks. No one updates shit.

[Trip]

Sinus infection = teh suck

I love naps, but every time I take one I wake up feeling worse. BLAH!

[Rider]

Sinus infection = teh suck

I love naps, but every time I take one I wake up feeling worse. BLAH!

Booze. Its really the only relief.

[Trip]

Booze. Its really the only relief.

I got hydrocodone from the doc, it's pretty damn effective.

[Mr Lefty]

So far G+ sucks. No one updates shit.

there ya go

[Gas Man]

My husband noted yesterday, they are now hiring to drill in Cuba. You work solid for four weeks, then off for four weeks...

I think no.

So far G+ sucks. No one updates shit.

there ya go

2 you to are crazy!

[Trip]

My husband noted yesterday, they are now hiring to drill in Cuba. You work solid for four weeks, then off for four weeks...

I grew up with my dad on that schedule from about middle school til junior year of college. He decided to just pack up and move to the foreign country and bring my mom with him after that.

[azoomm]

I grew up with my dad on that schedule from about middle school til junior year of college. He decided to just pack up and move to the foreign country and bring my mom with him after that.

Personally, we love his schedule.

[dReWpY]

My husband noted yesterday, they are now hiring to drill in Cuba. You work solid for four weeks, then off for four weeks...

Hire me

[LeeNetworX]

My fingers smell of garlic and onion, and we're all out of lemons/lemon juice. I can't stop sniffing my fingers. Why do we do that? :skep:

[azoomm]

My fingers smell of garlic and onion, and we're all out of lemons/lemon juice. I can't stop sniffing my fingers. Why do we do that? :skep:

”we” ?

[Corey]

My fingers smell of garlic and onion, and we're all out of lemons/lemon juice. I can't stop sniffing my fingers. Why do we do that? :skep:

Rubbing your hands on stainless steel removes the odors from your skin. Convenient when you have a stainless steel sink. Not so much if you have some other materials.

[LeeNetworX]

”we” ?

People. I've noticed alot of people do this. They get a funny smell on their hands and they keep smelling it. :lol

[Adeptus_Minor]

Rubbing your hands on stainless steel removes the odors from your skin. Convenient when you have a stainless steel sink. Not so much if you have some other materials.

They sell little metal bars that do the same thing.
I guess that's the remedy for those who don't have stainless steel sinks. :wink:

[Mr Lefty]

People. I've noticed alot of people do this. They get a funny smell on their hands and they keep smelling it. :lol

used to do that through my teenage and early 20s... :lol:

[Rangerscott]

used to do that through my teenage and early 20s... :lol:

You stopped scratching your ass after your 20's? I thought it began after then.

[Mr Lefty]

You stopped scratching your ass after your 20's? I thought it began after then.

no, still do that... just don't have the urge to smell my fingers...







as much

[Rangerscott]

Haha. This game's trailers made me laugh. Guess the movie spoofs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb1sn7JTV5o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vLUiEB6Hc&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDu_rUQ560

[Cutty72]

and I am now a married man.
It was a great weekend, as I get some more pics I'll start a different thread or something...

[Mr Lefty]

congrats cutty

[marko138]

Congrats man.

[LeeNetworX]

Congrats, man - best of luck to you and your wife.

[tommymac]

congrats

[the chi]

Congrats!!! WTF didnt you start yourself a thread man? This is worthy news...deserves better than postwhoring thread!

[Cutty72]

Congrats!!! WTF didnt you start yourself a thread man? This is worthy news...deserves better than postwhoring thread!

Yeah, I will.... just want more than one pic to put in it! :lol

[Corey]

I took my first Anatomy and Physiology test tonight. I think my brain is broken from cramming all that information into such a tiny container.

[defector]

Hey, did anybody hear about that motorcyclist in Utah? I think I'm gonna make a thread about it.

[Cutty72]

Congrats!!! WTF didnt you start yourself a thread man? This is worthy news...deserves better than postwhoring thread!

Thread is up...

[tommymac]

I took my first Anatomy and Physiology test tonight. I think my brain is broken from cramming all that information into such a tiny container.

taking I or II? It was just sheer memporization with all the muscles and bones

[Corey]

taking I or II? It was just sheer memporization with all the muscles and bones

One at the moment. The memorization part I have no problem with. It's the sheer bulk of all the information. I had just under 600 flash cards to get through this test, and it's the "easy" one. Something that saved me slightly is that I'm taking Medical Terminology at the same time and there's already a good amount of overlap that helped with some of it. Bring on test 2.

[tommymac]

One at the moment. The memorization part I have no problem with. It's the sheer bulk of all the information. I had just under 600 flash cards to get through this test, and it's the "easy" one. Something that saved me slightly is that I'm taking Medical Terminology at the same time and there's already a good amount of overlap that helped with some of it. Bring on test 2.

I think our first exam were th ebones and mostly the skull. The second was the muscles and we had to know the name, its origin, insertion and action. being a gym rat football player helped me too.

[Corey]

I think our first exam were th ebones and mostly the skull. The second was the muscles and we had to know the name, its origin, insertion and action. being a gym rat football player helped me too.

Ours was a basic intro type deal. List all the body systems, their components, and the functions of the systems. List the components of the cell and their functions. Types of tissue, location, and function. Some chemistry stuff, some chemical processes, lipids, phospholipids, cholesterol, ATP, and all that other chemically good stuff. Next test we dive into Bones and Muscles. I've got a very vague recollection of the bones from way back in the day in Biology, so maybe all that dormant information will spring to the surface. Or maybe I'll be generally retarded still.

[tommymac]

Ours was a basic intro type deal. List all the body systems, their components, and the functions of the systems. List the components of the cell and their functions. Types of tissue, location, and function. Some chemistry stuff, some chemical processes, lipids, phospholipids, cholesterol, ATP, and all that other chemically good stuff. Next test we dive into Bones and Muscles. I've got a very vague recollection of the bones from way back in the day in Biology, so maybe all that dormant information will spring to the surface. Or maybe I'll be generally retarded still.

Krebbs cycle and cellular respiration, god I hated that stuff lol

[Rider]

Day 2 of German class in the books, my freakin head is spinning. :skep:

[Corey]

Krebbs cycle and cellular respiration, god I hated that stuff lol

Yuck. I hope I don't have anymore exposure to that.

Day 2 of German class in the books, my freakin head is spinning. :skep:

Gutten Tag meine freund! 2 years of German class, 4 years of living in Germany, and that's about the extent of my knowledge. :lol:

[tommymac]

Yuck. I hope I don't have anymore exposure to that.



Gutten Tag meine freund! 2 years of German class, 4 years of living in Germany, and that's about the extent of my knowledge. :lol:

that stuff was the worst, then I discovered organic chemistry :lol:

[Corey]

that stuff was the worst, then I discovered organic chemistry :lol:

Fuck man, no organic chemistry in CVT. Or biochem. Or any chem. Thank god. Chemistry does not agree with my brains.

[tommymac]

Fuck man, no organic chemistry in CVT. Or biochem. Or any chem. Thank god. Chemistry does not agree with my brains.

it was physics and electronics for me, the only reason I passed in HS was the prof was a big supporter of our football team so he helped/made sure we got through LOL

[Corey]

it was physics and electronics for me, the only reason I passed in HS was the prof was a big supporter of our football team so he helped/made sure we got through LOL

Fuck man. I took Chemistry in my junior year of high school and scraped by with a D+, the worst grade I got in high school. I took it again in my senior year to fix that, and three weeks in, I was failing, again. So I dropped that shit and took the shit grade. Then in the first round of college I picked majors that avoided ever having to take chem, but it got me nowhere. Now, round two of college, and I have an actual degree that has a future, and wouldn't you know, I had to take chem, again. Somehow, I got a B+, but retained almost none of it. It's like water and oil. The info might be in there, but it's not mixing with the brain.

[Rangerscott]

Day 2 of German class in the books, my freakin head is spinning. :skep:

You planning on hurting people's ears?

[tommymac]

You planning on hurting people's ears?

his choices in music hurt most peoples ears :rockwoot: :rockwoot:

[njchopper87]

I don't envy you people at all for medical terminology and bone/muscle memorization. My sister had a blast with that shit last semester. Chemistry was fun, but hard.. I only went as far as chem II. Actually, the only reason why it was fun is because of my professor. I hated that shit. I'm just happy the worst I have to take on right now is subneting.

[tommymac]

I don't envy you people at all for medical terminology and bone/muscle memorization. My sister had a blast with that shit last semester. Chemistry was fun, but hard.. I only went as far as chem II. Actually, the only reason why it was fun is because of my professor. I hated that shit. I'm just happy the worst I have to take on right now is subneting.

med terminology isnt bad once you get all the preffixes and suffixes down, and there are a lot of different pneumonics to help remember all this crap.

organic chem was tough but I had a good prof, and got in with some good people for a study group, we busted our asses but did well. General chem was a mess for me.

[Rider]

You planning on hurting people's ears?

No, I work for a supplier to Audi and I travel to Germany on business. As a matter of fact I'll be in Germany in 2 weeks for Oktoberfest. :rockwoot:

[tommymac]

No, I work for a supplier to Audi and I travel to Germany on business. As a matter of fact I'll be in Germany in 2 weeks for Oktoberfest. :rockwoot:

Want to bring back a care package for those of us less fortunate. some good dunkels and swarzbiers would do the trick

[Corey]

Want to bring back a care package for those of us less fortunate. some good dunkels and swarzbiers would do the trick

Or smuggle some Kinder Eggs.

[Rider]

Beer steins, a coo coo clock and some good memories are all I'm bringing back. Oh an some good pics of the Audi production line since I am getting a tour of the factory.

[marko138]

Want to bring back a care package for those of us less fortunate. some good dunkels and swarzbiers would do the trick
I fully endorse this statement.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM&feature=player_embedded

[Rider]

Not a baseball fan really, but just because it's something local.....

F you Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gas Man]

2 good posts there

[t-homo]

Headed to an incredibly German town with 6+ wineries for Oktoberfest in an hour and a half. Wish I could get rid of the hangover before it is time to start drinking again.

[Rangerscott]

Q: Why did god create yeast infections?

A: So crazy bitches like her know how men feel when dealing with an irritating cunt.

[Rider]

:p

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-GsDwYwtI&feature=related

[Strahberrie]

Helloooo everyone, anyone who has a FB, could or would you PLEAAASSEEEE vote for me (just click the like button) I could win some cash! I'd love you alllll long time

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10150502700549278&set=o.191859344379&type=1&theater

Pretty please!!!:whatwhat:

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opJkPYswafk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJrupqPqKYo&feature=related

[Rangerscott]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0911/chewbaccas-penis-star-wars-chewbacca-demotivational-poster-1258474576.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5A76VIBgRPO64jj0WwkWGMcD3UrELA PJi7gwYT_dWt3ucJzkVGGMu08WrYw

[OneSickPsycho]

]http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-win-photos-playing-favorites-win.jpg

[Rangerscott]

Saw this in the youtube comments.


Hitler, JustinBieber & Skrillex go to hell. They meet the Devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they're in hell.

Hitler. I killed 20 million poeple & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.

Devil. Good, good. Sit to my right.

Bieber. I poisned the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the world.

Devil. You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Skrillex*

& why are you here?

Skrillex: Get off my throne bitch.

[Particle Man]

]http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-win-photos-playing-favorites-win.jpg

:lol

[Gas Man]

Looking for a motorcycle movie... watched it online somewhere. It was a group of india riders and they were selling a dvd... I can't remember where or what it was.

[Rangerscott]

Looking for a motorcycle movie... watched it online somewhere. It was a group of india riders and they were selling a dvd... I can't remember where or what it was.


http://indiabullriders.com/

[Gas Man]

There it is... thanks man!

I think! I need to see the video's...

[Mudpuppy]

man i am so sicked of a fucking shitty internet connection.. hard to post whore when shit takes 10 minutes to load.. that is why i have been scarce lately..

[Lamnidae]

man i am so sicked of a fucking shitty internet connection.. hard to post whore when shit takes 10 minutes to load.. that is why i have been scarce lately..

sucks.

[Corey]

I just paid $150 for four sets of scrubs and three additional scrub tops.

I just paid $150 for professional pajamas. I think I'm going to just lie in the fetal position in the shower for a few hours until I can wash the pain away.

[Rangerscott]

Ha. It's stupid how much those cost, but people pay so deal with it.

[Dave]

Man, I thought Gunbuster was rough, but its not even in the same league as Evangelion.

[Rangerscott]

I still havent finish watching all of Evangelion episodes and now I'm all confused on the movies now that they came out with re-releases or some shit.

[Adeptus_Minor]

I don't know... to me Evangelion was too much like a soap opera punctuated with battles between mega-mechs. Not quite as talkie as Gundam, but still...
(admittedly, I only watched a half-dozen episodes, though... I'm probably missing a lot)

[Dave]

I meant rough as in sad and creepy lol

[Adeptus_Minor]

I meant rough as in sad and creepy lol

Ok, *that* it definitely is. :lol:

[Dave]

found out today that Anna Malle died on my birthday couple years back.

[Dave]

oh wtf, in the original ending he accepts instrumentality? gtfo!

[Rangerscott]

I laughed my ass off when I watched this episode. Wish it at the other part of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4ED2bUmfnY

[Dave]

So yesterday I took an old bondage book thats been lying around and snapped pictures of every page with my droid. batched them into a single .pdf then put it up on utorrent. Seeded to about 200% of the file's size and quit. Happy to say that for me never trying something like this before the file is alive and well today after trying to DL from a different machine. I'm so proud. :lol:

[Dave]

So yesterday I took an old bondage book thats been lying around and snapped pictures of every page with my droid. batched them into a single .pdf then put it up on utorrent. Seeded to about 200% of the file's size and quit. Happy to say that for me never trying something like this before the file is alive and well today after trying to DL from a different machine. I'm so proud. :lol:

today I discovered that this girl who was one of the earliest girls I have fapped to was not a one and done get tied up for easy college money photo subject but instead a full fledged hardcore porn starlet under another name. been the best day ever

[Rangerscott]

Its overcast today so my 3g is shit.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JznbxXQFvMQ&feature=related

[Dave]

Based on something I read in a English medical journal from the 1830s I elected to do something about my hydrocele today as the pain had reached an unbearable level. Ran a needle in about a half inch and have been amazed at the rapid absorbtion of fluid through the day. Might have normal junk by morning. One of the best things I've ever done.

[derf]

Wait, you pricked your prick?

Balls of steel man

[Dave]

Wait, you pricked your prick?

Balls of steel man

Relax, My penis is intact. lol. the hydrocele was around my left teste. I used a strong flashlight to ensure no blood vessels or organs were in the penetration site and went for it. No nerves in the area so it didnt really even hurt. Ive been lugging that fucking thing around since junior high school, supposedly it will completely absorb within 3 days. we'll see. If need be I'll do it again. I'm tired of the pain and the awkwardness of it.

Now if I just had my girl back :lol

[derf]

My pussy ass would have fainted

[Corey]

My pussy ass would have fainted

There comes a point where you risk it, especially for any pain in the dick/ball area. I had a big kidney stone stuck about a quarter inch from the exit. It didn't budge for almost two weeks. It was painful and it hurt like a fucking bastard whenever I peed or even touched the junk in the wrong way. I did some things to try and remove it that just thinking about makes me lightheaded and nauseous.

[tommymac]

I wasnt sure what you meant in that other thread dave, gutsy move withthe needle. Obviously I cant recommend doing it, and if I was having it done would be rather anxious much less doing it to myself, and I haveput IV's into myself.

[derf]

There comes a point where you risk it, especially for any pain in the dick/ball area. I had a big kidney stone stuck about a quarter inch from the exit. It didn't budge for almost two weeks. It was painful and it hurt like a fucking bastard whenever I peed or even touched the junk in the wrong way. I did some things to try and remove it that just thinking about makes me lightheaded and nauseous.

I passed a stone in 2000, worst pain in the world for a little tiny thing. My pussy ass would go to a doctor and get the doctor to lance me or something, I just dont go around sticking needles in my junk, its not something I enjoy doing.

[Dave]

I wasnt sure what you meant in that other thread dave, gutsy move withthe needle. Obviously I cant recommend doing it, and if I was having it done would be rather anxious much less doing it to myself, and I haveput IV's into myself.

Let's put it this way: after being stableish for a while (went from an egg to a softball over 15 years) it had begun to accelerate. At the end it was about the size of a large grapefruit. Peritoneal fluid completely filled the sack and ran up the inguinal cavity looking for all the world like a hernia while shoving my dick past centerline to the right half of my body and had started peeling up the outer layer of skin around the base. The testes constantly felt like they were being squeezed, pain cycled from dull to unbearable. I'm currently between ins plans and likely won't have any coverage till august. Id been trying to locate a reputable doc who would aspirate for cash when I found that old medical journal and said fuck it. Like I said I trans illuminated to be sure I didn't hit anything. Happy to report that less than a full week later I appear to have normally sized testicles and everything has tightened up where it should be. Only potential downside I've seen so far is output pressure is down when doing a #3. Kinda dribbles out but I suppose that's due to the pressure they were under and should return in time.

Id reccomend it to anyone

[Adeptus_Minor]

Let's put it this way: after being stableish for a while (went from an egg to a softball over 15 years) it had begun to accelerate. At the end it was about the size of a large grapefruit.


Christ, dude.. how did you let it go that long? :hss:
No army doc would lance that shit for you?

[tommymac]

Christ, dude.. how did you let it go that long? :hss:
No army doc would lance that shit for you?

that was going to be my next question, they should ahev been able to do it at the va hospital. urology is one of their bigger clinics since a lot of their patients are older men.

[Dave]

Christ, dude.. how did you let it go that long? :hss:
No army doc would lance that shit for you?

Know how you get to be an army doctor? You fail all your classes and apply.

[Cutty72]

Know how you get to be an army doctor? You fail all your classes and apply.

How do you not have insurance being in the military?

[Dave]

How do you not have insurance being in the military?

National guard. Fell off tricare and was in-between plans since I left Carshare and I'm not yet full-time at the new gig

[Cutty72]

National guard. Fell off tricare and was in-between plans since I left Carshare and I'm not yet full-time at the new gig

Why did you drop (or did you never pick up) tricare reserve select? Best thing out there for our weekend soldiers!
I was pissed as a federal tech that I couldn't get it (had to take blue cross), now as an AGR, I have tricare again... and for free! :rockwoot:

[Dave]

Why did you drop (or did you never pick up) tricare reserve select? Best thing out there for our weekend soldiers!
I was pissed as a federal tech that I couldn't get it (had to take blue cross), now as an AGR, I have tricare again... and for free! :rockwoot:

Money mostly. Hard enough paying the mortgage by myself

[Cutty72]

Money mostly. Hard enough paying the mortgage by myself

Dude, reserve select is cheap! Like, a tank of gas in your bike cheap. Go to the doc once and it's paid for itself easily.
Being a rider, that's one thing I would not go without is some sort of medical ins.

Just my opinion.

[derf]

I am a winner bitches!

[tommymac]

I am a winner bitches!

but yer still a jew :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Jewner?

[Gas Man]

Yeah you're a winner and you can thank me... once again. :lol:

[dReWpY]

Que?

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S93A8riNdc0

[njchopper87]

Blargh. I hate accidentally shifting to neutral; especially when there's people around that understand what I did wrong. Damn you other biker. I bet you had a good laugh.

[tommymac]

Blargh. I hate accidentally shifting to neutral; especially when there's people around that understand what I did wrong. Damn you other biker. I bet you had a good laugh.

even worse if you try takin goff from a pack of cars, wind out first then miss second LOL

[Dave]

Can you get ptsd from a blow job?

[tommymac]

Can you get ptsd from a blow job?

If shes ( I am assuming its a she :lol:) does a cheesegreater type job I would have to say yes.

[Rangerscott]

Some womwn need a cheesegrater for all the cheese they make downstairs. They dont call them tacos for nothing. Some tacos are just cheeseier than others.

[tommymac]

Some womwn need a cheesegrater for all the cheese they make downstairs. They dont call them tacos for nothing. Some tacos are just cheeseier than others.

You dont want to see all the cottage cheese I have seen at work :tremble:

[Rangerscott]

Im a mild cheddar guy.

[Dave]

If shes ( I am assuming its a she :lol:) does a cheesegreater type job I would have to say yes.

ok so since i've now given up on Liz and am offically in free agency i've been digging up old friends and trying to find some decent prospects, normal shit right? well theres this cougar I used to work with: tall curly brunette with legs for days who got out of a messy war related divorce some years ago and from the resulting baggage has some pretty open sexual habits. I very nearly took her to bed years ago when we were working together but I couldnt make myself cheat on Vic, so theres been all kinds of unworked tension between us. She and I both know that theres no way in hell we could have anything past an affair. talked and agreed upon about a million times. SO touched base last week and she starts talking in that direction. Has a guy but apparently they are both open, said I wasnt real comfortable with that and she talked me into it saying she didnt consider me fucking her as using her but more like settling an old score. set up a date for thursday and get a text an hour or two later saying that her cycle started and maybe next week. no problem and i forget about it. texts me on the way home inviting me out to make out and see if we still like each other. shower shave change and go to meet her at her office. make out a little bit and go to the bar. first she starts trying to psychoanalyze me which tends to piss me the fuck off then she drops the bomb on me that she was supplimenting her unemployment last summer by working as an escort (pretty glad for that cycle about now, cause I no longer want anything to do with her vagina) then starts talking to some deaf kid who looks like quentin tarantino and his gorgeous fiance and im bout ready to bounce. hang out for a smoke and then shes got to pee and shes shitfaced so i walk her back to her office and go inside to use the bathroom. make out a little more and she says something about wanting to have sex but its lady week and I say yeah but you used to call it something else (blowjob week) so she says alright cmon and drags me upstairs. this is where things go total shitshow, I try to kiss her and get her warmed up a bit and she starts accusing me of kissing her too hard and trying to fuck her like my ex, like young girls, etc. make adjustments, slow down, doesnt fucking matter im hearing the same shit. finally she accidentally brushes against my cock and remembers what vic had told her about me and says she wants to see it. So I pull it out she cant stop talking about how thick it is and she cant believe it and she cant wait to tell the other girls we used to work with (like duh I told her Ive never finished from a blowjob and that its never been successfully deep throated you would think she could have figured it out herself) and FINALLY she starts getting to work. goes too hard at first (looks like she broke some capillaries) and then anytime she starts getting a decent rhythm going she stops and starts crying or calling me a bastard or talking about how wide i am and its a good thing that shes on the rag cause she wouldnt be able to let me be on top and blah blah blah its like a fucking bipolar thunderstorm of shit. And at this point all i want to do is get my clothes and get the fuck out. get outside and smoke and shes still crying and saying she loves me and i just say look. i like you as a friend but following you upstairs tonight was a huge mistake for both of us and we should just forget it ever happened, she says what happened and i say good girl. get her somewhat more intact and she walks me to my train home. call Vic and tell her about my shittastic evening (we're cool exes now and tell each other just about everything) and then burn my shit with some alcohol based hand sanitizer. probably wont do any good but it made me feel better anyway.

Have a tenative date with one of Vic's friends this weekend. Very excited about it, cant go any worse, can it? :eek:

[Trip]

God, this makes me fuckin happy I am married.

[Dave]

God, this makes me fuckin happy I am married.

Yeah fuck you. Single life blows dicks. Specially when I thought I had the one