Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

Its one of those things that will probably amuse only me, maybe apoc and some of the other ps3 fans'll get a kick out of it though

[marko138]

I don't get it...

No one does.

[the chi]

Passed my first exam...woohoo!

[Amber Lamps]

I don't get it...

He's "ported" Halo to his laptop and he can use his PS3 controller with it so.... He is thumbing his nose at Bill Gates by using superior Sony equipment to play a Microsoft game.

Ummm...it would be like putting a Honda engine in a Harley bike...

[Dave]

He's "ported" Halo to his laptop and he can use his PS3 controller with it so.... He is thumbing his nose at Bill Gates by using superior Sony equipment to play a Microsoft game.

Ummm...it would be like putting a Honda engine in a Harley bike...

Bingo

Wonder how a hawk 647 would look in a sporty frame? Overworked probably :lol:

[Trip]

Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

[Dave]

Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

Yeah the same second hand copy of xp that I've moved from computer to computer for the last six years. Still didn't get my money :P

[Mudpuppy]

xp

[Amber Lamps]

Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

Haha!

[Trip]

Yeah the same second hand copy of xp that I've moved from computer to computer for the last six years. Still didn't get my money :P

I guess you thought it was abandoned...

[Dave]

I guess you thought it was abandoned...

Yeah abandoned in the box of my refurbed gateway lol.

[TopGun]

Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?

[Gas Man]

Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?
Shitty. You?

[defector]

Phil Davison is my new political hero.

[Cutty72]

Boobs, I like them :boobs:

[Mudpuppy]

Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?

Hey mikey.. good to c u.. everyone is perky and bouncy here (ish) :boobs:

[TopGun]

Gas why so shitty? :lol:

MP you pudwhacker!! whats up Bro? whatcha been doing? Good to see ya carrying on your posting duties around the web.

[Mudpuppy]

i do what i can.. i helped al gore invent the web after all.. that's what all my fans here say.. that and i cuss too much??? bullfuckingshit..

[dReWpY]

fuck that shit

[Mudpuppy]

fuck that shit

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Exactly.png

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/fingerouch.jpg

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/laser_scope.jpg

[Rangerscott]

<------These boobs. They are awesome!

[Rider]

<------these boobs. They are awesome!
qft

[marko138]

Took the day off work to go golfing.

[ontwo]

Have fun. I fucking hate that game :lol:

[marko138]

Have fun. I fucking hate that game :lol:
Me too. :lol:

[Gas Man]

Gas why so shitty? :lol:

MP you pudwhacker!! whats up Bro? whatcha been doing? Good to see ya carrying on your posting duties around the web.

Working too much... you?

[Mudpuppy]

Working too much... you?

that and he has sand in his mangina..

[Gas Man]

that and he has sand in his mangina..
Quoted for mis representation... it's now a pearl cause it's been in there so long. So FU

[TopGun]

Working too much... you?

I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.

[Mudpuppy]

I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.

Glad you are back to work. Now you can buy me a new bike for christmas and Chris will show you his man :boobs: as compensation. Great deal I think.

[Dave]

<------These boobs. They are awesome!

I still demand a fullsize goddamit

[Gas Man]

I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.
I bet that feels good!

[Mudpuppy]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:4SMtfQbgdUy-8M:http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu37/SantexQ/caffeinecurve.jpg&t=1

[t-homo]

nice!

[azoomm]

I got to work as an extra today on My Generation... I'll be back there again tomorrow.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

[marko138]

I got to work as an extra today on My Generation... I'll be back there again tomorrow.

Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

Not sure what either of these means, but best of luck to you both.

[azoomm]

Not sure what either of these means, but best of luck to you both.

I'm working on the set if a sitcom that premieres on ABC tomorrow night... My Generation.

He is going thru a breakup with his girlfriend. :(

[Dave]

Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

Start with alcohol, finish with naked pictures in darkalley

[Dave]

Phils were awesome last night. Words can't describe cb park with 44,256 people in it cheering

[ontwo]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:4SMtfQbgdUy-8M:http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu37/SantexQ/caffeinecurve.jpg&t=1

Truly awesome.

Mornin all

[Rider]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:4SMtfQbgdUy-8M:http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu37/SantexQ/caffeinecurve.jpg&t=1

Now see, my day is almost exactly opposite.

[ontwo]

So you start off with thoughts of triple shotgun murder :lol:

[Rider]

So you start off with thoughts of triple shotgun murder :lol:

The second I step through the front door. :lol

[marko138]

The second I step through the front door. :lol
You gotta relax, son.


I don't have a care in the world.

[ontwo]

:lol

[Rider]

You gotta relax, son.


I don't have a care in the world.

If you worked with engineers you'd share my feelings. Egotistical, know it all, sonovabitches, with no sense of humor or social skills of any kind. Take Trip for instance..... :lol

[Mudpuppy]

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/7-1934/morning_work_bad.jpg

http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/flK1AsTy6452pAnSPoZmTFSnogamesfree_ca_drunk.jpg

[marko138]

If you worked with engineers you'd share my feelings. Egotistical, know it all, sonovabitches, with no sense of humor or social skills of any kind. Take Trip for instance..... :lol
Hmm...point taken.

[Dave]

http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/flK1AsTy6452pAnSPoZmTFSnogamesfree_ca_drunk.jpg

This looks like the aftermath of one of my parties :lmao:



Correction: it was 45,256 :eek:

[Adeptus_Minor]

Start with alcohol, finish with naked pictures in darkalley

Got the alcohol part covered.

Posting or looking at?

[Dave]

Got the alcohol part covered.

Posting or looking at?

Either works, posting helps satisfy revenge instincts though

[Mudpuppy]

This looks like the aftermath of one of my parties :lmao:



Correction: it was 45,256 :eek:

I have to come to one of your parties then..

[Dave]

I have to come to one of your parties then..

Ill just say that I know for a fact a number of non residents got laid at my house and leave it at that :lol:

[Dave]

anyone else still up?

[Amber Lamps]

I got new boots...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270634154571&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT#ht_942wt_1165

Brand new A* Supertechs...$150 w00t

[Dave]

nice. wont match your bike though

[ontwo]

Great MP :lol:

[Mudpuppy]

i think jesus deleted them?

[Dnyce]

I got new boots...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270634154571&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT#ht_942wt_1165

Brand new A* Supertechs...$150 w00t

nice. wont match your bike though


or will it???????

[Dave]

or will it???????

Maybe he'll go blue to red, never know

[Dnyce]

can never tell with that guy

[ontwo]

i think jesus deleted them?

Damnit Jesus. Quit fucking with the forum :lol:

[dReWpY]

Yes, god,


All religous stuff is left for the war room, it tends to mess with the nancys' mind

[Amber Lamps]

can never tell with that guy


No you can't... I'm seriously considering a red/black 1k with 8000 miles ... $5k completely stock. It's an 07 so is try to scrape up a Taylor Made exhaust if I do it. The Lucky Strike rep is still a.possibility for my existing bike. Otherwise the boots are just a good investment for $150 . BTW if anyone knows someone who needs a pair size 12 let me know. Is let them go for $200 plus shipping.

[marko138]

No you can't... I'm seriously considering a red/black 1k with 8000 miles ... $5k completely stock. It's an 07 so is try to scrape up a Taylor Made exhaust if I do it. The Lucky Strike rep is still a.possibility for my existing bike. Otherwise the boots are just a good investment for $150 . BTW if anyone knows someone who needs a pair size 12 let me know. Is let them go for $200 plus shipping.
I need an 11. Peruse ebay every so often for a good score like that...but come up empty.

[Mudpuppy]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chaos-up-in-this-motherfucker-500x450.jpg

[Cutty72]

and then...

[Dave]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chaos-up-in-this-motherfucker-500x450.jpg

Seriously, what with tzeentch being in the white house and all

[Rider]

and then...

No and then

[marko138]

No and then
:lol:

[CrazyKell]

Stupid stupid people.

Someone with the same name as me has an email address that's very similar. I often get emails for this person. I usually reply to the person emailing to let them know they have the wrong address so the person they're looking for doesn't get shafted by not getting the info they need.

A real estate agent hasn't gotten the message and continually emails me.

So today I finally replied with "please stop emailing me. YOu have the wrong person."

To which she replied "wow. harsh"

To which I replied:
Not harsh at all. You read far too much into my email.

I continually get emails for someone named Kelly Gibbons that has an email address similar to mine. And rather than being "harsh" I simply let people know they have the wrong person so the real person they're looking for doesn't miss out on important information.

Not exactly a good business impression you're giving with snotty email replies like that.

She wrote back again:
Wow. Harsh.

So I wrote back:
Harsh would be telling you to fuck right off. I haven't done that....yet.

:lmao:

[Rider]

Stupid stupid people.

Someone with the same name as me has an email address that's very similar. I often get emails for this person. I usually reply to the person emailing to let them know they have the wrong address so the person they're looking for doesn't get shafted by not getting the info they need.

A real estate agent hasn't gotten the message and continually emails me.

So today I finally replied with "please stop emailing me. YOu have the wrong person."

To which she replied "wow. harsh"

To which I replied:
Not harsh at all. You read far too much into my email.

I continually get emails for someone named Kelly Gibbons that has an email address similar to mine. And rather than being "harsh" I simply let people know they have the wrong person so the real person they're looking for doesn't miss out on important information.

Not exactly a good business impression you're giving with snotty email replies like that.

She wrote back again:
Wow. Harsh.

So I wrote back:
Harsh would be telling you to fuck right off. I haven't done that....yet.

:lmao:

You have a hell of a lot more patience than I do. After the first email they would have been on my blocked senders list with no reply.

[CrazyKell]

She replied back with "quite a lady". :lmao:

[Particle Man]

She replied back with "quite a lady". :lmao:

:lol
Nice

[TopGun]

Should have told her "no, a real lady would have told you to fuck off and smiled while she handed you a glass of lemonade."

[Mudpuppy]

Should have told her "no, a real lady would have told you to fuck off and smiled while she handed you a glass of lemonade."

you forgot while giving you a hj under the table

[t-homo]

Yeah, that is the civilized professional thing to do.

[CrazyKell]

Yeah, that is the civilized professional thing to do.

this is a personal email address.

[the chi]

So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

[CrazyKell]

Very weird.

I'm surprised I didn't die. :lmao: ;)

[Dave]

So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

Rae is the real kira!

[the chi]

Do I want to know who that is?

[Dave]

Do I want to know who that is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

[KSGregman]

So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

Would you consider talking about someone I know.....on a commission basis or something? :lmao:

[defector]

So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

There's a crisp 20 in it for you if you call my MIL. Don't kill her, just put the fear in her. :lol

[the chi]

:lol: You guys are horrible.

That whole death note thing is super creepy Dave...

[Dave]

:lol: You guys are horrible.

That whole death note thing is super creepy Dave...

Hey, you're the one killing people :lol:

[KSGregman]

:lol: You guys are horrible.

We gotta stick to what we're good at in life..... :lmao:

Now, about this death touch ability of yours.....what's it gonna take for you to call this person I know? You know....to sicken them a lot of bit? :rofl: :lmao:

[Trip]

I am officially an elbow dragger. Granted it was on thw fiddy, but no tricks or bs, I drug an elbow and rode it out.

[Gas Man]

Trip we don't want to hear abt ur homo exploits. :lol

[Trip]

Trip we don't want to hear abt ur homo exploits. :lol

are you turning into Ebbs, thinking homo thoughts over moto

[Rangerscott]

Boob reductions. It's like slapping God in the face.

[Dave]

Nothing lik discovering that crazy hot chick at your grandfathers funeral is your blood cousin...and only seventeen :lol:

















































Hell, I'm going there :lmao:

[Trip]

crazy hot chick....your grandfathers funeral

Should of known since you were at a family thing, lol

[Dave]

Should of known since you were at a family thing, lol

he divorced my maternal in the 70s, there was a pretty good chance :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

heavy steak dinner + not being able to sleep properly all week + wine + no girlfriend to do anything with = ... well... I don't know, but it isn't 42

[Gas Man]

I've been called worse trip.

Now I'm just cold in this tent.

Cave just passed out.

[Dave]

I've been called worse trip.

Now I'm just cold in this tent.

Cave just passed out.

Snuggle time! Its not gay if you're cold

[Adeptus_Minor]

Snuggle time! Its not gay if you're cold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaieFRHScyY

[Amber Lamps]

.I've been called worse trip.

Now I'm just cold in this tent.

Cave just passed out.

PAUSE!!!! No homo...

[marko138]

It's extremely gay that these two homos with land yachts can't manage to pack 2 tents.

[Rider]

It's extremely gay that these two homos with land yachts can't manage to pack 2 tents.

Their too busy packing each other.

[marko138]

Their too busy packing each other.
Clearly.

[tommymac]

Clearly.

well they left later than planed so theres less time for spooning :lol:

[marko138]

well they left later than planed so theres less time for spooning :lol:
Sick bastards.

[Dave]

It's extremely gay that these two homos with land yachts can't manage to pack 2 tents.

One packed a tent, the other packed fudge :lmao:

[Amber Lamps]

One packed a tent, the other packed fudge :lmao:

Hmmm so who is whom?

[Rider]

Hmmm so who is whom?

Filling out job apps?

[dReWpY]

the hardest job i have had, imho has been to dj at a nightclub that filled to capacity, this weekend was a blast but damn was it nerve wracking

[marko138]

the hardest job i have had, imho has been to dj at a nightclub that filled to capacity, this weekend was a blast but damn was it nerve wracking
Way to follow along, DP.

[dReWpY]

its kinda off topic, but gman getting warm in caveman is not something i like to start my weeks off talking about lol

[Dave]

Hmmm so who is whom?

What you mean who played luke skywalker and who was the tauntaun? :lol:

[Mudpuppy]

Are you saying Gasman was visiting this place on his exclusive journey?

http://www.fudgelover.com/images/7jpg.JPG

or that he was being:

http://nurple.com/graphics/animation/nurple.com-FudgeBob.gif

[ceo012384]

Poop.

[t-homo]

Way to follow along, DP.

Keep this thread on topic, damn it!

[Mudpuppy]

is there a topic? i thought that was the point that there is no topic here..

[tommymac]

is there a topic? i thought that was the point that there is no topic here..

When marko likes a topic it has to stay on topic :lol:

[Dave]

When marko likes a topic it has to stay on topic :lol:

Like balloon knots?

[Mudpuppy]

oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..

[tommymac]

oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..

Doh :lol:

[Dave]

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

[tommymac]

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first :lol:

[Rider]

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

You should have replied, "only for a free BJ"

[Dave]

is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first :lol:

Wasn't too bad. six packer or less, nothing an antiseptic bath couldn't fix :lol: I actually couldn't hear what she was going on about and I wasn't gonna open the door for her to find out :lmao:

[Dnyce]

shouldve said show me your tits first-take a pic n drive off lol

[Mudpuppy]

or pull the bang bus on her

[Gas Man]

Listen here you homo's sittin around fantasizing abt my camping trip. You all need to get a life and get laid by some pussy. Stop lookin at my me that way. Sick bastards!!!

[the chi]

Says the man sharing a tent with another man...


:rofl:

[Gas Man]

Says the man sharing a tent with another man...


:rofl:
Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!

[Dave]

Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!

So it was you cave and a midget?

[Gas Man]

No midget... I tried to book one from the circus but they weren't in town.... oh well!

[the chi]

Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!

:lol: I'm just teasing you cuz you left yourself wide open for that one...

[Dave]

No midget... I tried to book one from the circus but they weren't in town.... oh well!

I just got a mental picture of you two dp'ing a midget
:Eek: I really need to reign my mind in :lol:

[dReWpY]

Dave,

your a sick fucko.

Sincerely,

Drew Peacock

[Dave]

Dave,

your a sick fucko.

Sincerely,

Drew Peacock

Bro, if you only knew...

[dReWpY]

/b/

that about says it all

[Dave]

/d/ :lol: hate futa though, gotta make that clear

[azoomm]

Ok, just to stay off topic....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b56/azoomm/Sept_30_2010_7863.jpg

[Amber Lamps]

I just got a mental picture of you two dp'ing a midget
:Eek: I really need to reign my mind in :lol:

What you need to do is cut down on the Hentai....:lol:

[Dave]

What you need to do is cut down on the Hentai....:lol:

Implausible

[marko138]

Bored as fuck.

[t-homo]

So for the past month and a half, I have been meeting with a local insurance agent at least weekly talking about a possible job. Talked to the pres. today and have a lunch meeting set up with the two of them on Monday. Have a good feeling I'll be getting a job offer pending license exam.

[tommymac]

So for the past month and a half, I have been meeting with a local insurance agent at least weekly talking about a possible job. Talked to the pres. today and have a lunch meeting set up with the two of them on Monday. Have a good feeling I'll be getting a job offer pending license exam.

No drug test I hope :lol:

[marko138]

No drug test I hope :lol:
For sure.

[ontwo]

So for the past month and a half, I have been meeting with a local insurance agent at least weekly talking about a possible job. Talked to the pres. today and have a lunch meeting set up with the two of them on Monday. Have a good feeling I'll be getting a job offer pending license exam.

Good luck. Insurance can be a good gig. Especially when you are young and can afford to struggle while you build your portfolio.

[Mudpuppy]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9KiUKx1VoujePM:http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg38/huntoo/msgraphics/v/vo270957.jpg&t=1

[ontwo]

:lol

[CrazyKell]

Tgif

[Dave]

Tgif

Thanks for reminding me of that banging ass chibatta chicken bacon cheese sammich I had there last time...mmmm

[CrazyKell]

Thanks for reminding me of that banging ass chibatta chicken bacon cheese sammich I had there last time...mmmm

I was thinking more along the lines of "thank god it's Friday" not the restaurant. But the sammich sounds deeelish.

[Rider]

Thanks for reminding me of that banging ass chibatta chicken bacon cheese sammich I had there last time...mmmm

Thanks for reminding me it's lunch time. Time to go eat someone.... I mean, something.

[Dave]

I was thinking more along the lines of "thank god it's Friday" not the restaurant. But the sammich sounds deeelish.

It was

[Mudpuppy]

free lunch for me today..

[dReWpY]

there is no such thing as a free lunch

[CrazyKell]

Damnit I'm hungry for lunch now!

[marko138]

I'm about to go get some lunch.

[the chi]

Mmmm, warming mine in the microwave right now...

[Amber Lamps]

I'm done for today....

Changed jobs...too many hours, M-Sa 8-? (sometimes 11 or 12 am no bs) and now I work 8-6 M-Th and 8-12 F :rockwoot: less money but WAY happier.

[Rider]

I'm done for today....

Changed jobs...too many hours, M-Sa 8-? (sometimes 11 or 12 am no bs) and now I work 8-6 M-Th and 8-12 F :rockwoot: less money but WAY happier.

Money can't buy happiness........................but it can buy hookers, dope and beer. :wtfru:

[Amber Lamps]

Money can't buy happiness........................but it can buy hookers, dope and beer. :wtfru:

Got free pussy, don't smoke and don't drink. Yea, I just couldn't keep doing 14 hours X 6 days anymore. Where's the fun? You can't even enjoy the money at that point.

[Dnyce]

Got free pussy, don't smoke and don't drink. Yea, I just couldn't keep doing 14 hours X 6 days anymore. Where's the fun? You can't even enjoy the money at that point.

more time to ride the gsxr and the girl:rockwoot:

good choice

[Rider]

Got free pussy, don't smoke and don't drink. Yea, I just couldn't keep doing 14 hours X 6 days anymore. Where's the fun? You can't even enjoy the money at that point.

That was really a rhetorical joke. If you have enough money to live on, why break your back to the point of not being able to enjoy life?

[Dave]

Mine was some carrots and a pair of granola bars

[Trip]

his wife admitted it

http://m.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7768&d=1285942224

[Dave]

:lmao:

[Amber Lamps]

more time to ride the gsxr and the girl:rockwoot:

good choice

Yep! She's loving it! Heck, I barely rode this Summer, you have to get up early if you want to beat the heat, and with only Sunday off...well, I often chose to sleep in....:wink:

[Amber Lamps]

That was really a rhetorical joke. If you have enough money to live on, why break your back to the point of not being able to enjoy life?

I know Ed, I was just responding to be funny as well. All my bills are paid with 2 weeks pay now, no problem. I sucks because I could clear my debts with one check in the past....:panic:

[Gas Man]

I still call BS on that Trip.

[t-homo]

Exciting news for me. Starting the first of November, I will be selling insurance. Starting with a fairly low base salary and partial commission until I get my feet on the ground with the company. Now all I have to do is pass the insurance exam.

[Dave]

Exciting news for me. Starting the first of November, I will be selling insurance. Starting with a fairly low base salary and partial commission until I get my feet on the ground with the company. Now all I have to do is pass the insurance exam.

Scam

[Rangerscott]

Might as well work for the devil.

[Particle Man]

Exciting news for me. Starting the first of November, I will be selling insurance. Starting with a fairly low base salary and partial commission until I get my feet on the ground with the company. Now all I have to do is pass the insurance exam.
What kind

[t-homo]

What kind

It is a local agency that sells about 30 different companies. Everything from car to life to commercial and farm. It's actually owned by a smaller bank that has 8-9 branches in surrounding towns.

[marko138]

We fucking killed last night. Awesome gig.

[ontwo]

Mornin. Rangerscott your avatar is distracting but awesome

[defector]

We fucking killed last night. Awesome gig.

Set list?

[marko138]

Set list?
We covered TNT...and did 6 originals. Sold some cds, shirts, and tix to our next gig.

[Particle Man]

It is a local agency that sells about 30 different companies. Everything from car to life to commercial and farm. It's actually owned by a smaller bank that has 8-9 branches in surrounding towns.

Cool

[azoomm]

I got hit by this fat old lady in a minivan today.... twice. Yes, in my new car....

Grrrrrrrr

[Trip]

I got hit by this fat old lady in a minivan today.... twice. Yes, in my new car....

Grrrrrrrr

shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?

[azoomm]

shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?

She was worried about a guy behind her.... I wanted to beat her with her temporary handicap tag.

[marko138]

Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.

[azoomm]

Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.

No damage.

[Rider]

No damage.

Good, then just a boot to her fat face will suffice then.

[Dave]

Weird dream last night. Started out with something or another about professional baseball players then morphed into a video game style murder mystery with anthropomorphic cartoon characters (think who framed roger rabbit meets kindom hearts set on the atlantic city boardwalk and you're close) then it switched again to a more movie style layout where a serial killer had broken a child's leg and deciding that wasn't a fair hunt murdered and impersonated the surgeon so he could cast him new bones out of plaster. Then vic woke me up to kiss me goodbye before work and all I could hear was ziggy stardust stuck on repeat on the internal jukebox.

Martian spiders, creepy

[ontwo]

Damn dude. What did you eat before bed? :lol:

[Dave]

Damn dude. What did you eat before bed? :lol:

A bacon whopper lol

[the chi]

I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.

[Trip]

I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.

[Dave]

I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.

Shittles, the candy that tastes the same on its way out

[t-homo]

A bacon whopper lol

with a side of shrooms.

I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.

Wine hangovers are the worst.

[Dave]

with a side of shrooms.



Wine hangovers are the worst.

Nope, didn't even drink last night

[KSGregman]

I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.

My best friend in Boston drank a bottle of red wine one night we were at the pub...and ate shrimp....then puked out of the passenger side window of my car while were going down the Mass Pike....I swear it looked like someone had their brains blown out all over my car.

Fecking disgusting... :lol: :lmao:

[Hydrant]

That visual is nothing short of WIN. I've puked out of the side of a moving car a handful or so times, but nothing like that. Other than going home New Years Eve, and it freezing to the side.

[the chi]

My best friend in Boston drank a bottle of red wine one night we were at the pub...and ate shrimp....then puked out of the passenger side window of my car while were going down the Mass Pike....I swear it looked like someone had their brains blown out all over my car.

Fecking disgusting... :lol: :lmao:

That mental image did WORLDS for my sick stomach. Thanks dude. Really.

:vomit:

[KSGregman]

That mental image did WORLDS for my sick stomach. Thanks dude. Really.

:vomit:

Hair of the dog, you big nancy....go knock back a glass of red wine and quit your griping! :p :lmao:

[t-homo]

On a float trip this summer, I was still feeling like shit as we got in the cars to drive up to the lodge from our campsites and I ended up opening the car door, leaning over and puking as we were driving past a church group campsite. It was glorious.

[the chi]

Hair of the dog, you big nancy....go knock back a glass of red wine and quit your griping! :p :lmao:

:lol: No thanks, it took till lunchtime for the dry heaves to stop...and sticking with saltines and crackers was all that got me through today. Next time I'll remember to eat! Or maybe not drink the whole stinking bottle...gotta watch out for those Mary Kay parties. :wink:

[KSGregman]

:lol: No thanks, it took till lunchtime for the dry heaves to stop...and sticking with saltines and crackers was all that got me through today. Next time I'll remember to eat! Or maybe not drink the whole stinking bottle...gotta watch out for those Mary Kay parties. :wink:

Toss back a few shrimp....you'll be fine....what's the worst thing that could happen? :rofl: :lmao:

[azoomm]

Toss back a few shrimp....you'll be fine....what's the worst thing that could happen? :rofl: :lmao:

Oh maaaaaan. :lol:

[Particle Man]

Ouch :lol

[Dave]

Who else is watching nlds play right now? Phils are killin' it! :)

[Dave]

i hate when i get drunk enough to loose my fuckin beer. srsly

[Dave]

ive got mixed feelings on the braves being shit, on one side i know we can pound the stuffing out of them so id rather they slow or defeat the giants. on the other hand my lil sis is a fucking traitor and is a braves fan since moving to ga with her husband and i LOOOVE hearing her cry when they get stomped.

[Hydrant]

Who else is watching nlds play right now? Phils are killin' it! :)



Shut it. :lol



My god the Reds suck. I sat there and watched it and all it made me do was just drink and drink and drink some more. It started off like oh yea Phils are gonna get major asskicking for the previous game, then in traditional Cincinnati team fashion they fuck it up at the last 3/4 of the game (Reds, Bengals, UC)

I thought they might have a tough time with the Phils, but dayum.

[Dave]

Shut it. :lol



My god the Reds suck. I sat there and watched it and all it made me do was just drink and drink and drink some more. It started off like oh yea Phils are gonna get major asskicking for the previous game, then in traditional Cincinnati team fashion they fuck it up at the last 3/4 of the game (Reds, Bengals, UC)

I thought they might have a tough time with the Phils, but dayum.

hah i was ready to lynch utley for those two throwing errors. ozwalt might have got his shit together if it wasnt for that. so much for all the worry about chapman eh? if i had a nickel for every scared call about that dude last week on 610 am :lol:

[Dave]

lookit all those sad faces, delicious :lol:

p.s. these tbs shmucks suck. next time im using the sync'ed radio coverge

[t-homo]

Picked up NHL 11 today. Game is fucking great.

[Mudpuppy]

still recovering from saturday.. it was a glorious day (up until the michigan loss and even then it still was a great day, other than the 3rd loss in a row).. did some shots, jello shots and margaritas at the tiki bar with Charles Woodson's Dad.. between my wife, BIL and me we polished off a gallon and 1-1/2 5ths of captain morgan.. along with many beers, shots, margaritas, etc. oh man i was hurting sunday and yesterday..

[Rangerscott]

Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

[Hydrant]

Things that make you go hmmmmm

[Dave]

Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

carmen electra claims her first one came from a tight pair of pants and a bumpy schoolbus ride

[azoomm]

Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

You think that's "accidental" :lol:

[KSGregman]

You think that's "accidental" :lol:


Brag, brag, brag..... :lol:

[Rangerscott]

He's not from Kenya.

http://www.wimp.com/fastestgoalie/


Superman on the highways.


http://www.wimp.com/supermandelivery/

[t-homo]

Jesus fucking christ Rangerscott, are you getting paid by how many people visit pussybitch.com?

[Rangerscott]

Que?


Old cartoons are better.

http://www.wimp.com/pinkybrain/

[Rangerscott]

Move over dorky Segway. Your cool cousin is her to screw your girl.

http://www.wimp.com/dtvshredder/



Best skateboard trick eva!


http://www.wimp.com/ohwait/

[marko138]

Will not click your stupid links.

[Trip]

Someone discovered wimp for the first time, I see....

[Rangerscott]

Someone discovered wimp for the first time, I see....

Nope

[Mudpuppy]

http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/wimp_two_kids.gif

[Dave]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/qrcode.png

:rockwoot:

[Mr Lefty]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/qrcode.png

:rockwoot:

:lol:

[Trip]

I am scared to scan that shit.

[dReWpY]

Overheard at the bar
"do you ever fantazie about anything"


"Yeah, everytime I jerk off online"

[Particle Man]

carmen electra claims her first one came from a tight pair of pants and a bumpy schoolbus ride

The wheels on the bus go "oooooh"

:lol

[Gas Man]

I am scared to scan that shit.
me too

[Gas Man]

i RECANT....

That's awesome!!! && I fully agree with the barcode

[defector]

Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

[Dave]

Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

Coool

[Mr Lefty]

i RECANT....

That's awesome!!! && I fully agree with the barcode

:lol: finally got the balls to scan it I see...


I scanned right away... maybe I should re-think that policy though knowing Dave... :lol:

[Dave]

:lol: finally got the balls to scan it I see...


I scanned right away... maybe I should re-think that policy though knowing Dave... :lol:

Oh I'm mostly an ok guy, mostly :lol:

Actually I was thinking about making one for my bike with a link to the twf mobile site

[Mr Lefty]

:lol:

[defector]

Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

Success! Got his license, and even dropped his lap times down enough to run with the B group in the afternoon. Great day. :rockwoot:

[azoomm]

Success! Got his license, and even dropped his lap times down enough to run with the B group in the afternoon. Great day. :rockwoot:

Fantastic!! That's really awesome. :)

[Gas Man]

Oh I'm mostly an ok guy, mostly :lol:

Actually I was thinking about making one for my bike with a link to the twf mobile site

That's actually a great idea. With our moto on it.

"Yeah we have off topic!"

[Dave]

i was thinking either a rectangle with the site name and code or simply the square code with the assumption being that someone interested enough in the bike to scan a random qr would likely be the kind of folks we like around here :lol: gotta see if it still works without the white

speaking of random...
pgqTS3XcAuI&NR

[dReWpY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfpHzlbDg9A&feature=player_embedded

[Mr Lefty]

i was thinking either a rectangle with the site name and code or simply the square code with the assumption being that someone interested enough in the bike to scan a random qr would likely be the kind of folks we like around here :lol: gotta see if it still works without the white




that wouldn't be a bad idea... I could use it to point to trip reports..... that's if I ever actually do one :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

I made a 173.3 MPH run today at the Texas Mile on a stock 2010 RSV4. Giggity. :D

[dReWpY]

thats awesome

[Dave]

I made a 173.3 MPH run today at the Texas Mile on a stock 2010 RSV4. Giggity. :D

for the love of god pics.

[HurricaneHeather]

Soon. I just got home and most of the photographers had about 3000 pictures each, so it may be a while.

[t-homo]

that's awesome.

[marko138]

Really debated calling off today. But I'm off wednesday so I came to work.

[tommymac]

Really debated calling off today. But I'm off wednesday so I came to work.

shoulda took off and came here, can help me do some house work then drink beer :)

[marko138]

shoulda took off and came here, can help me do some house work then drink beer :)
Now you tell me. WTF. This would have been good information to have YESTERDAY.

[tommymac]

Now you tell me. WTF. This would have been good information to have YESTERDAY.

well had I know YESTERDAY you were contemplating a day off I would have made the suggestion ;)

I was supposed to be ripping up summit or NJMP today but that fell through