Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

I effing love 'Big Trouble in Little China' :rockout:

Like I told my last wife, I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." …

[Dave]

So I think I've watched too much mobile suit gundam. Changed my playercard in black ops over to a gold zeon cross, painted all my rifles red and started calling myself the red comet on the mic :lol:

The char custom treatment looks great on the ak/fal. Seems to work too. I had at least a 3.00 kdr all night :lol

[Adeptus_Minor]

Like I told my last wife, I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." …

Yeeeeep. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says... :D

[Dave]

Yeeeeep. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says... :D

Kurt russel may be the greatest actor of all time. You are aware jack burton was to make a cameo appearance in buckaroo banzai against the world crime league?

[Adeptus_Minor]

Kurt russel may be the greatest actor of all time. You are aware jack burton was to make a cameo appearance in buckaroo banzai against the world crime league?

Hadn't heard that. :lol:

[Dave]

Hadn't heard that. :lol:

Yep. Movie had to be stopped because of a monopoly on awesome

[Gas Man]

did she take pictures :lol:
She better have

[dReWpY]

pictures make a great vd gift..... :)

[Dave]

pictures make a great vd gift..... :)

vd is its own gift

[dReWpY]

vd is its own gift

that hopefully doesnt keep giving as the first dose of meds...

[derf]

tommy was asking about you and the dog

[Adeptus_Minor]

Dave, did you ever go to bed? :lol:

[Dave]

Dave, did you ever go to bed? :lol:

i was asleep until about 4am when i woke up overheated. vic's lil bro is sleeping on my couch so i cant play ps3/work out/ beat off like i usually would :lol: figured i come troll for a bit. probably try again in a few

[Adeptus_Minor]

i was asleep until about 4am when i woke up overheated. vic's lil bro is sleeping on my couch so i cant play ps3/work out/ beat off like i usually would :lol: figured i come troll for a bit. probably try again in a few

Gods... I love that I live alone now. :dthumb::lol:

[Gas Man]

Dave and I were posting it up a few nights ago... I was on mid nights so it was good to see somebody online at 4am like me.

[Dave]

Dave and I were posting it up a few nights ago... I was on mid nights so it was good to see somebody online at 4am like me.

Ever since iraq I've kept weird hours.

[dReWpY]

Dave and I were posting it up a few nights ago... I was on mid nights so it was good to see somebody online at 4am like me.

i was pulling a all nighter a few days ago, it was good to see someone else online the other night haha

[Amber Lamps]

Ever since iraq I've kept weird hours.

I still only sleep maybe 4-5 hours per night and wake up at least once....:idk:

[Gas Man]

All night team
Ftw

[Dave]

I still only sleep maybe 4-5 hours per night and wake up at least once....:idk:

when i go to sleep im usually out till the alarm goes off. if im warm i dream, hotter i get the stranger they get. after a certain point i wake up

[Dave]

used michelle trachenberg as a closer this morning for the first time without feeling creepy.

thanks maxim! :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

when i go to sleep im usually out till the alarm goes off. if im warm i dream, hotter i get the stranger they get. after a certain point i wake up

Yea for the first year or so, I couldn't let a girl spend the night because I might wake up abruptly and "defend" myself if she touched me....:panic::lol::sorry:

[Lamnidae]

Yo.


So what's been shakin' in this joint since.... well shit... i've been gone a while.....

[Amber Lamps]

Yo.


So what's been shakin' in this joint since.... well shit... i've been gone a while.....

Not much, Trip finally came out of the closet but other than that...:whistle:

[Dave]

Yo.


So what's been shakin' in this joint since.... well shit... i've been gone a while.....

Holy shit its ambly! Sup man. You still got the busa?

[Dave]

Well I got that out of the way quick! Seems I drop/crash once a year. Kickstand must have popped up on some grass when I was rolling her out of the garage. Went to lean her on it and went too far, kept control of it and it went down very easy. Some scratches on the stator cover and crash bungs but everything else is fine. I'm not even mad about it :lol

[tommymac]

Well I got that out of the way quick! Seems I drop/crash once a year. Kickstand must have popped up on some grass when I was rolling her out of the garage. Went to lean her on it and went too far, kept control of it and it went down very easy. Some scratches on the stator cover and crash bungs but everything else is fine. I'm not even mad about it :lol

Go punch fred, you will feel better :lol:

[Cutty72]

It's windy here... very windy. Every time it gets windy like this it reminds me I need new gutters.

[Dave]

Go punch fred, you will feel better :lol:

would do so were he handy :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Dog fart. :willy:

[Mr Lefty]

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/diy_motorbike2.jpg

[dReWpY]

You stroking out on us again?? That's post-repost-rerepost.....

[Mr Lefty]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81326583/

[Dave]

So last night I had a dream that I was pulling cq at the armory and derf was there hunting deer with wooden flagpoles, stabbing them through the back of the head with the finnial and then stacking them up on the drill floor.

Wierd

[Mr Lefty]

http://entrosys.com/

[the chi]

So last night I had a dream that I was pulling cq at the armory and derf was there hunting deer with wooden flagpoles, stabbing them through the back of the head with the finnial and then stacking them up on the drill floor.

Wierd


Dude, lay off the spicy food at dinner. Yikes.

[Mr Lefty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWb_qQN_VmY&feature=player_embedded

[Lamnidae]

Not much, Trip finally came out of the closet but other than that...:whistle:


bwahahahah!


Holy shit its ambly! Sup man. You still got the busa?

Sup Dave. Yup, still got the Busa..... just haven't had any Ducs around to slay.

[Trip]

Not much, Trip finally came out of the closet but other than that...:whistle:

I should put you on miserable user so you have to look at the swinging cock.

[Mudpuppy]

Back in business here

[Lamnidae]

Back in business here

welcome back MP!

[Dave]

apparently you cant triforce on here :lol

[dReWpY]

apparently you cant triforce on here :lol

you try it?

[Dave]

yeah

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spaces show

[dReWpY]

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then i got bored

[dReWpY]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/084/424/list/zales%20cant%20triforce.jpg?1290574271

[Dave]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3342792/YOU-CANT-TRIFORCE-NEWFAG.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Triforce

[Dave]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3496/3994758724_803065d332_z.jpg?zz=1

[Dave]

☺☻♥♦♣♠••◘○◙♂♀Ã*♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨2♦↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./01 i got bored sooner

[dReWpY]

im actually getting paid to pw lulz

[Gas Man]

Wtf is tt shit. Don't show up on my phone!

[dReWpY]

Gasman can't triforce

[Dave]

Gasman can't triforce

luls

[Trip]

http://www.filehurricane.com/photos/64200835849PM_11.jpg

[Lamnidae]

http://www.filehurricane.com/photos/64200835849PM_11.jpg

Well played, Trip.... well played...

[Gas Man]

Ok I'll take Trips picture over your other triforce gayness.

[Trip]

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[Rangerscott]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9785/motivator8399234ca8.jpg

[Corey]

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Am I doing it right?

[Dave]

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Am I doing it right?

no newfag

[LeeNetworX]

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Am I doing it right?

Corey, is this you?

[Cutty72]

Charlie Sheen on how he can do so many drugs:
"Because I'm me, I have tiger blood!"

[tommymac]

Charlie Sheen on how he can do so many drugs:
"Because I'm me, I have tiger blood!"

I bet charlie sheen doesnt fear chuck norris :lol:

[Corey]

Corey, is this you?

:rofl: it should be

[Trip]

IF YOU WORK IN IT, FUCK YOU, BASTARDS!

God damn, our IT decided the night I actually needed remote access would be an awesome night to fuck it up. Sweet, I may have to go back into work at 9pm to get one file I need for a meeting in the morning. Fuckers....

[marko138]

I think its required to be a fuck up to work in IT. Thats how it goes here.

[t-homo]

Honestly, our IT guy is the most overworked person at the place.

[tommymac]

I think its required to be a fuck up to work in IT. Thats how it goes here.

I thought thats how it was for a govt job :lol:

[LeeNetworX]

if you work in it, fuck you, bastards!

God damn, our it decided the night i actually needed remote access would be an awesome night to fuck it up. Sweet, i may have to go back into work at 9pm to get one file i need for a meeting in the morning. Fuckers....

move

[defector]

move

Nick Burns! I just saw that the other day.

[marko138]

I thought thats how it was for a govt job :lol:
Thats correct.

[tommymac]

Thats correct.

just making sure, I dont want to work too hard and not be recognized as a state employee

[Dave]

anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?

[dReWpY]

anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?

only if they wanted half off the tip

[defector]

So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.

[azoomm]

So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.

:lol

[Trip]

You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."

[Mudpuppy]

friday, that's all..

[Lamnidae]

friday, that's all..

x2..... not like it matters here though.

[Dave]

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed :lol: wish i could record this shit

[dReWpY]

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed :lol: wish i could record this shit

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

[Amber Lamps]

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

:lol:

[Dave]

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

Michael bay would direct it and fuck it all up with explosions and a lackof tits

[Dave]

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was ;)

[Trip]

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was ;)

the good ones never come back for me.

[Dave]

the good ones never come back for me.

Nope. This one didn't either. The one I got was such a twisted up mess I couldn't start to describe it fully. Started off with a buddy cop kinda thing which I guess was supposed to be a flashback. I remember going through some giant mall and finding a gullows wind up plane for sale cheap and wanting to paint it orange and silver. At the food court I was waiting for some friends whose faces I couldn't see and it was inexplicably raining from the ceiling. It shifted again to a motogp race in the future where the track was set in the middle of a giant decaying industrial complex, the only riders I saw were rossi and bautista, except bautista was really sacha baron cohen. Outside the gates there was a war going on, the us army was taking on a race of giant mechanical bugs who were hilariously inept at fighting. Still, lots of stray rounds were crashing all over. I remember I was there to steal something, and a subplot with protein suppliments, monster trucks, and a serial killer who cuts all of his victims hair off with old rusty sissors. There was more but it was too much effort to remember that much :lol:

[dReWpY]

Riding durrrrty.....

[Mudpuppy]

just postwhoring through..

[Rangerscott]

Fixed the toilet and now giving it a test run.

[Brandon]

today, i really hated my job.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncK78mMxsBU&feature=feedu

[Corey]

today, i really hated my job.

I've been saying that every day for the past month. I keep hoping someone will bite on my resumes and applications I've sent out before I go mental.

[tommymac]

I've been saying that every day for the past month. I keep hoping someone will bite on my resumes and applications I've sent out before I go mental.

if you go mental please take pictures :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

if you go mental please take pictures :lol:

You'll notice all those guns he's been buying....:panic:

[tommymac]

You'll notice all those guns he's been buying....:panic:

But he said that was for the zombie apocolypse :lol:

[Corey]

But he said that was for the zombie apocolypse :lol:

Corporate zombies who are dead inside are still zombies.

[tommymac]

Corporate zombies who are dead inside are still zombies.

Good point, theres a few of those at my hospital.

[Trip]

today, i really hated my job.

I feel your pain, I got in at 7am, and it may be 7am before I get out.

[Corey]

Good point, theres a few of those at my hospital.

Mine too. Yay hospital drones.

[tommymac]

Mine too. Yay hospital drones.

been enjoying paternity leave and not dealing with them recently :lol:

[Corey]

been enjoying paternity leave and not dealing with them recently :lol:

Lucky you. Transfered to another hospital into medical records last fall. Hospital decided this May would be a good time to wipe the department completely and move it to a shared services mode. People quit and find new jobs, but no new bodies come in to replace them. Lots of understandably not happy people in my department.

[tommymac]

Lucky you. Transfered to another hospital into medical records last fall. Hospital decided this May would be a good time to wipe the department completely and move it to a shared services mode. People quit and find new jobs, but no new bodies come in to replace them. Lots of understandably not happy people in my department.

That sux, I hear a few of our newer PA's are crying about doing more overnights in my absence, I iwll be sure to make thier lives hell in the process :lol:

[Trip]

I feel your pain, I got in at 7am, and it may be 7am before I get out.

Boom called it, say goodnight gracie...

[Rangerscott]

Gay or not gay.


Saw two dudes in a convertable eclipse. This model.

http://www.uneedapart.com/images/mitsubishi-eclipse-parts.jpg


I think the eclipse is a Bitch mobile. Either dumb women driving them like a race car or some skinny ass whitey ricer driving them.

[Brandon]

very gay.

[Dave]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

[derf]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

Not gay

[KSGregman]

Not gay

Agreed

[Mudpuppy]

very gay.

agreed

[goof2]

Gay or not gay.


Saw two dudes in a convertable eclipse. This model.

I think the eclipse is a Bitch mobile. Either dumb women driving them like a race car or some skinny ass whitey ricer driving them.

Not straight.

[defector]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

As the future king, I can get behind this...

[dReWpY]

my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car

[marko138]

my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car
All still gay.

[Cutty72]

Gay was my drive home from work.
30 miles. Rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, icy roads and 30+ mph winds...

This is bullshit.

[Trip]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

[tommymac]

When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

Need your enforcer to help?

[Trip]

Need your enforcer to help?

definitely

[LeeNetworX]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

[Dave]

When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

I place an extremely low value on human life and would make an excellent head of secret police

Promise I won't try to kill you

Promise

...

I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

Harvard

[tommymac]

definitely

Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first :lol:

[derf]

Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first :lol:

Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others

[tommymac]

Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others

We can have you shower first then :lol:

[the chi]

I dunno Derf, you wander into a ginger bread house you are just the right size to fit in the old confectioner...

:lol: Yeah, I know. Me too.

You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image. :rofl:

[Trip]

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

[tommymac]

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

Also need to determine how painful their death will be, I can set the woodchipper on low :lol:

[Dave]

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings

[LeeNetworX]

Harvard

Wat?

[Trip]

Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings

I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.

[Dave]

I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.

Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

[Trip]

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

nice

[KSGregman]

Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit


Yeah? Good...

I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying. :lmao:

[Dave]

Yeah? Good...

I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying. :lmao:

Gore is different from vore :lol:

How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest

[derf]

You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image. :rofl:

Like this - (yes, thats me on the right)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15362_203424887395_652142395_3573064_6640360_n.jpg


or like this (no, thank god thats not me)

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15362_203424712395_652142395_3573042_6669921_n.jpg

[KSGregman]

Gore is different from vore :lol:

How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest

Damn, man....and then I went and actually googled "vore."

Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?! :lol:

[Cutty72]

I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

What's wrong with tractor pulls?

[Dave]

Damn, man....and then I went and actually googled "vore."

Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?! :lol:

:lol i usually laugh at my friend when he claims to have a garter belt fetish.

whatever vanilla :lol:

[defector]

mypadparent.com.

POSSIBLY NWS......
That is all.

[dReWpY]

What's wrong with tractor pulls?

:sniper:

[Cutty72]

:sniper:

and shooting things?

[dReWpY]

and shooting things?

not a damn thing...

anyone awake in this biotch

[dReWpY]

Gay or not gay.


Saw two dudes in a convertable eclipse. This model.

http://www.uneedapart.com/images/mitsubishi-eclipse-parts.jpg


I think the eclipse is a Bitch mobile. Either dumb women driving them like a race car or some skinny ass whitey ricer driving them.

i have been rocking my gf's eclipse vert and even though its a v6 it gets soooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo better milage then my scubi

400hp comes at a cost and that damn car is not nearly as fast or fun, but stopping to fill up every other week is so much better then every week!

[Cutty72]

i have been rocking my gf's eclipse vert and even though its a v6 it gets soooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo better milage then my scubi

400hp comes at a cost and that damn car is not nearly as fast or fun, but stopping to fill up every other week is so much better then every week!

Try more than once a week, with fuel at $4/gal, and ~ 25 gal per fill...

Summer needs to come sooner, so I can start riding.

[azoomm]

i have been rocking my gf's eclipse vert and even though its a v6 it gets soooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo better milage then my scubi

400hp comes at a cost and that damn car is not nearly as fast or fun, but stopping to fill up every other week is so much better then every week!

Doesn't mean it's not gay...

[marko138]

Doesn't mean it's not gay...
Precisely.

[tommymac]

Doesn't mean it's not gay...

troof

[dReWpY]

im not saying it isnt a chick car by any means, but its sure beats the hell out of $55 fill ups in the WRX for just driving around town...

[tommymac]

im not saying it isnt a chick car by any means, but its sure beats the hell out of $55 fill ups in the WRX for just driving around town...

maybe, but there are much less gayer options you could pursue :lol:

[dReWpY]

eh, my other options are a accord with a breath lock on it from one of the other grad students that lost his lisence or a bicycle and when its raining the bike isnt really a option

[Trip]

Drewpy, you are a homo, quit trying to escape that fact.

[dReWpY]

you know it figures when im looking to move to knoxville, your leaving and headed to Chatty...
you making it to BosB?

[Trip]

you know it figures when im looking to move to knoxville, your leaving and headed to Chatty...
you making it to BosB?

I haven't gotten the job yet and I will be commuting for awhile til I get some shit done and sell the house.

Yeah, I am going to the BOSB. You coming?

[dReWpY]

right now im on the fence, i have a opportunity to present my research at my alma mater back in OH at a conference or goto the gap and play...

it really depends on funds and how much research i get done between now and then

i had to take 2 weeks off from the bar to make a big push towards graduation. I am taking comps on Monday.... shoot me

[Rangerscott]

Screwed up my left ankle. I stepped off the trailer tailgate and landed on a piece of 2x4. My ankle when left and right really really quickly. Fell right on my bum. Hurt like a Trip, but went away after awhile. Now I'm feeling it again. Booooo

[Trip]

mother fucker... that about sums up my day. Hopefully I still get this weekend off. This is going to be a long outage and it hasn't even started yet...

[Rangerscott]

Ya. That's how it's done.


http://www.damnlol.com/pics/358/096ba667d57e3016d6cfb323a969dff0.jpg

[Gas Man]

Awesome... can I play too?

[Rangerscott]

Awesome... can I play too?

I'm playing right now....................

[Cutty72]

Had a good day. Rocked out my pack test for red card training, then came home and took the future bro in law's sled for a ride. That gave me the itch so I turned around and took the bike for a ride. Awesome.... now, is summer here yet?

[derf]

http://tv.gawker.com/#!5788237/watch-stephen-colbert-and-jimmy-fallon-perform-rebecca-blacks-friday-on-late-night


When Stephen Colbert donated $26,000 of Jimmy Fallon's money to charity without permission, Fallon one-upped him by challenging the public to come up with the cash. Our prize? Colbert would sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on tonight's Late Night.

And sing it he did!

In a rousing performance by any standards, Colbert made good (and then some) on his word this evening. Backed by The Roots, Colbert—in full black tie regalia, natch—began the performance solo, before a giant "Friday"-themed backdrop (flanked by Fallon's house band) was unveiled.

But wait, there's more!

After Colbert took us up to the song's creepy rap solo (performed hilariously by a member of The Roots), a heavily auto-tuned Fallon busted out to sing the infamous, "Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. We we we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards" bridge.

Oh, yeah: Taylor Hicks then showed up—armed with a motherf*cking harmonica. The Knicks City Dancers were there, too!

All in all, how bad can that be?

Answer: Not bad in the slightest—because this was EPIC.

[Trip]

Holy shit, I need to step up my exercise. I totally couldn't go too many laps in the fiddy race and not feel like absolute shit.

Good news is I won race 1 and got another OSB trophy. I got an awesome start and was in second. Passed the leader on lap 2. Never looked back. I was fucking hauling the mail and won it moto gp nobody near me style.

We decided to have a second race since there was only 1 modified fiddy. We normally only have one big honda 50 race and then have a chinese/modified pit bike race. I had a weak start and was in 3rd. Took a about 4 laps to get around 2nd place. Was catching first extremely fast. First place got held up real good by a lapper and I had a clear shot to make a pass for the lead and take another race in the bank, but I cut it a bit too hard and tucked the front. I kept it running and went to hop back on, but due to my lack of physical endurance. I got caught on my number plate and fell over again. I laid on the ground for a second and realized how tired I was and just decided to park it.

[Gas Man]

I just spent 15 hrs working on a buds chopper all day. Complete service, re-wire and hid. My back is jacked!!

[the chi]

Holy shit, I need to step up my exercise. I totally couldn't go too many laps in the fiddy race and not feel like absolute shit.

Good news is I won race 1 and got another OSB trophy. I got an awesome start and was in second. Passed the leader on lap 2. Never looked back. I was fucking hauling the mail and won it moto gp nobody near me style.

We decided to have a second race since there was only 1 modified fiddy. We normally only have one big honda 50 race and then have a chinese/modified pit bike race. I had a weak start and was in 3rd. Took a about 4 laps to get around 2nd place. Was catching first extremely fast. First place got held up real good by a lapper and I had a clear shot to make a pass for the lead and take another race in the bank, but I cut it a bit too hard and tucked the front. I kept it running and went to hop back on, but due to my lack of physical endurance. I got caught on my number plate and fell over again. I laid on the ground for a second and realized how tired I was and just decided to park it.


Excellent write up, but Im thinking video would be even better. Sounds like fun as usual.

[Trip]

Excellent write up, but Im thinking video would be even better. Sounds like fun as usual.

Waiting on that. Killboy took some footage with his HD SLR Camera. Will post up when he posts it.

You need to come to one. I can tell you how much fun these are, you guys are missing out.

[Mudpuppy]

15 days into my bike prep i have barely anything done.. just no time.. now i am in search of an e-clip because the one on my chain is gone.. doh! 520 chain e-clip is what i need.. will trade for beer or jerky..

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qD0kybi8Y&feature=related

[Mudpuppy]

just ended up buying a master link

[dReWpY]

That sucks, at least they are cheap

[azoomm]

It's business time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&feature=share

[Archren]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qD0kybi8Y&feature=related

That pretty much sums it up. :lol:

[defector]

So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?

[Rangerscott]

So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?

Yes. I got one from sight.

[Rangerscott]

Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?

[Hydrant]

Frozen peas count?

[Rangerscott]

Frozen peas count?

Not your balls. :lol

[dReWpY]

Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?

[defector]

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

[LeeNetworX]

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

My eyes are watering...
:lol

[tommymac]

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:

[defector]

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:

But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out. :lol:

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?

[Trip]

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

[tommymac]

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

they are some sneaky bastids, better be careful :lol:

[defector]

Got another battle on my creepy job list:
Walmart Greeter vs 3AM Waffle House Waitress.

[tommymac]

Got another battle on my creepy job list:
Walmart Greeter vs 3AM Waffle House Waitress.

you cannot kill that which is already dead :lol:

[Dave]

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

You cannot strip them of allah. A true believer will always hold an advantage over the apostate.

[tommymac]

You cannot strip them of allah. A true believer will always hold an advantage over the apostate.

allah is made from c4 LOL

[defector]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

[Trip]

This sucks, everyone is on their weekend and I am bored out of my mind at work. Entertain me you fuckers or I will start messing with everyone's shit.

[tommymac]

my shift tonight got canceled, so I figured I would go to a beer festival today and its fooking sold out. Guess that means yard and garage work for me. karen seems to think she has grand plans for me. Little will she know I will sneak out for a 3 hr shakedown run of the priller LOL

[Trip]

my shift tonight got canceled, so I figured I would go to a beer festival today and its fooking sold out. Guess that means yard and garage work for me. karen seems to think she has grand plans for me. Little will she know I will sneak out for a 3 hr shakedown run of the priller LOL

I still think you should play angry birds with angry baby and the kitteh.

[defector]

..

[tommymac]

I still think you should play angry birds with angry baby and the kitteh.

that could be too much anger in one episode. it could throw off the time space continuim LOL

[defector]

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?

[Corey]

Did a chemistry test earlier today and just finished about two hours of work on a Case study for the class. Now I need to study for a quiz due tomorrow, followed by studying for a quiz due Tuesday, and try to squeeze in some time to study for the exam on Wednesday. I fucking hate Statistics.

[Cutty72]

Flood ops in full swing means 15+ hour shifts = the suck.

[Rangerscott]

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?

Never.

This sucks, everyone is on their weekend and I am bored out of my mind at work. Entertain me you fuckers or I will start messing with everyone's shit.

You want Derf to make banana cry?

[Trip]

You want Derf to make banana cry?

No I already got my banana on today

http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2009/12/02/1203_web_lb_tva_students_t240.jpg?1151fa2e5d1f4728 22ac417764d7eb1b159e2f4c

[Rangerscott]

No I already got my banana on today

http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2009/12/02/1203_web_lb_tva_students_t240.jpg?1151fa2e5d1f4728 22ac417764d7eb1b159e2f4c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjGi_q02b8&feature=channel_video_title

[defector]

We are playing a stupid game today at work. Lick one, and stick one.
Contestant are (so far):

Star Jones vs Kirstie Alley
Roseanne vs Rosie O'Donnell
Elton John vs Ellen

And our resident goon presented
John Travolta vs Tom Cruise :lol:

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOuNwIRuCdA&feature=related

[tommymac]

back in the er tonight lets hope for an easy shift

[Trip]

At drewpys bar....wera races tomorrow

[marko138]

At drewpys bar....wera races tomorrow
Punch him in the dick for me.

[Hydrant]

ignore the retards in the car.

How many have thought about such things for a slow driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKOJJzMDHjI

[Gas Man]

and cops wonder why we hate them.

[tommymac]

ignore the retards in the car.

How many have thought about such things for a slow driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKOJJzMDHjI

good stuff, I woul dprefer machine guns to eliminate the slower traffic, and to shoot the guy narrating that epic film :lol:

[Particle Man]

and cops wonder why we hate them.

Really? That's one I'd like to find and buy a freakin' cup of coffee. I wish he would have completed the pull-over and given the dumbass a ticket for failure to keep right.

[tommymac]

Really? That's one I'd like to find and buy a freakin' cup of coffee. I wish he would have completed the pull-over and given the dumbass a ticket for failure to keep right.

agreed, I have seen th eny troopers turn the lights on just to get by slower people in the left lane but never saw an attempted pull over like that.

[Dave]

thats epic win

[marko138]

thats epic win
I am epic win.

[Dave]

I am epic win.

No pain no gain

[tommymac]

I am epic win.

epic win doesnt let water enter his domain

[marko138]

epic win doesnt let water enter his domain

You certainly have a valid argument.

[t-homo]

back for my monthly check up.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Went to bed at 11-1130ish and couldn't manage to sleep past 4:30pm.
FML
Guess I'll just try to enjoy some coffee before I have to go walk the dog.

[caveman]

Went to bed at 11-1130ish and couldn't manage to sleep past 4:30pm.
FML
Guess I'll just try to enjoy some coffee before I have to go walk the dog.

ok, so let me get this right. You went to bed at 11:30 at night and didn't sleep past 4:30 PM???? thats like 16 hrs sleep, my friend.... or did you mean 4:30 A M ?????

aaaah, see now you can't type.:lmao:

[Adeptus_Minor]

ok, so let me get this right. You went to bed at 11:30 at night and didn't sleep past 4:30 PM???? thats like 16 hrs sleep, my friend.... or did you mean 4:30 A M ?????

aaaah, see now you can't type.:lmao:

11:30 am to 4:30 pm, actually. I work nights and was not getting properly rested during the day.

[Mudpuppy]

i knew what you meant

[dReWpY]

what is this bed / sleep thing

[tommymac]

what is this bed / sleep thing

something I plan to partake in once i leave the ER.

Lucked out and had a cake night. I was supposed to be in the main er tonight, butone of the junior PA's asked if she could go and I take fast track. Figured why not, I am kinda tired and wont have tio think as much :lol:

So here I am not having done anything resembling work for the last 3 hours and its hopping over there, plus the doc over there sucks to work with. Will make for an interesting signout in the morning.

[ceo012384]

damn it's nice out here. still haven't taken the hyper out this season. fuckin work...

[Trip]

damn it's nice out here. still haven't taken the hyper out this season. fuckin work...

fuck you bitch, you won't be back for 3 months, so go suck a cock. LOL

[derf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYG0GKdssko&feature=player_embedded#at=11

[marko138]

fuck you bitch, you won't be back for 3 months, so go suck a cock. LOL
For serious.

[dReWpY]

For serious.

what she said

[tommymac]

what she said


Wurd

[Trip]

Cocaine Ninja!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

[Rangerscott]

Cocaine Ninja!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

I thought it was a black lady that sung this. Wacka wacka.

[dReWpY]

Day IJust got to the Ocee River, we are doing a full day of whitewater rafting, this should be a good time if I don't die......

[dReWpY]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/mobilesnakepit/225230_2082944037930_1374966249_32483440_6492367_n .jpg

[derf]

I thought it was a black lady that sung this. Wacka wacka.

me too, and now that I've seen the video, every time I hear it I am going to feel the need to comment that the video is basically about ninjas fighting in rooms full of coke.

[Mudpuppy]

happy fucking monday fuckers

[defector]

Good day. I was actually able to resurrect my almost 5yr old PS3.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HGYCHGowIM&NR=1

[Adeptus_Minor]

Quote of the night:

"Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room. "


(courtesy of Squidbillies)

[marko138]

I'm on the last day of a 5 day weekend. Bummer.

[tommymac]

I'm on the last day of a 5 day weekend. Bummer.

is your basement flooded yet.

[marko138]

is your basement flooded yet.
Surprisingly it's bone dry. Not sure why b/c we are getting hammered with rain.

[tommymac]

Surprisingly it's bone dry. Not sure why b/c we are getting hammered with rain.

My dads friend told me that with some leaks it depends on the direction fo the storm. We get leaks in the roof occasionally, but its only durring heavy storms and it doesnt always happen when it pours like this.

I got up this morning and it was comming down realy hard and no signs of leaks.

[marko138]

My dads friend told me that with some leaks it depends on the direction fo the storm. We get leaks in the roof occasionally, but its only durring heavy storms and it doesnt always happen when it pours like this.

I got up this morning and it was comming down realy hard and no signs of leaks.
My spouting out back was clogged. Climbed the fuck up there and unclogged. DEEP FRY MOTHERFUCKA!

[tommymac]

My spouting out back was clogged. Climbed the fuck up there and unclogged. DEEP FRY MOTHERFUCKA!

strong work, I need to get up on my roof too and clear the front gutters, good ole pressure wash for that chit.

[marko138]

strong work, I need to get up on my roof too and clear the front gutters, good ole pressure wash for that chit.
You've seen all those damn trees around my house. Gutters get clogged real quick. Sucks.

[tommymac]

You've seen all those damn trees around my house. Gutters get clogged real quick. Sucks.

Yeah, that sux. We only have one big tree out front, and all smalle rshit out back so the back gutters are clean as can be, of course theyre easier to get to with the deck, the front is alot higher so I am bette roff going on the roof and walking over to them

[marko138]

Yeah, that sux. We only have one big tree out front, and all smalle rshit out back so the back gutters are clean as can be, of course theyre easier to get to with the deck, the front is alot higher so I am bette roff going on the roof and walking over to them
My main problem is only owning a 6' ladder when the front porch gutter is about 15 feet off the ground. :lol:

[tommymac]

My main problem is only owning a 6' ladder when the front porch gutter is about 15 feet off the ground. :lol:

need to hit the hardware store my friend. I have a double length ladder the PO left us, not sure if its high enough to get up to the front and I am not too keen on climbing a fully extended ladder like that not knowing how much weight it can hold

[Gas Man]

My main problem is only owning a 6' ladder when the front porch gutter is about 15 feet off the ground. :lol:
Get one of those bomb gorilla multi function ladders. Neighbor has one and swears by it.

[Mudpuppy]

Get one of those bomb gorilla multi function ladders. Neighbor has one and swears by it.

you got a fucking answer to everything doncha cupcake? you are my hero, the wind beneath my fucking wings.. :rockwoot:

[Gas Man]

Glad I could help you get thru another day Mud. Call me if you need a faster pep talk.

[Mudpuppy]

thanks bro.. i may need to do that one day.. if it ever quits raining i am coming over to check out that lift and you can check out my new ride..

[Gas Man]

Oh for sure man. Sounds great! I will serve you a cold soda.

[Mudpuppy]

awesome.. let's do it soon.. i have been trying to get that way for 3 years or so.. let's make it a point for sure in the next ~4 weeks..