Belly up to the bar....

[marko138]

I'm going home June 24th for my brother's 30th b-day party. Three days of drunken antics. You know it's bad when you have to have an agreement with your brother stating that IF there is a fight between us, the person that starts it owes the other one $150.
Stop in PA cockknocker.

[DLIT]

Stop in PA cockknocker.

How far are you from Eastern MA?

[t-homo]

I'm going home June 24th for my brother's 30th b-day party. Three days of drunken antics. You know it's bad when you have to have an agreement with your brother stating that IF there is a fight between us, the person that starts it owes the other one $150.

The worst part is that it is his birthday, not just some random time.

[marko138]

How far are you from Eastern MA?
Boston? About 6.5 hours.

[DLIT]

Boston? About 6.5 hours.

Roll through, son.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

we are currently settng the world record for the most twfix users online at the same time in the same room on seperate lap tops.

[t-homo]

Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.

[Mr Lefty]

Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.
yeah check the maintenance thread

we are currently settng the world record for the most twfix users online at the same time in the same room on seperate lap tops.

and yet no one really posted... :shrug:

[Cutty72]

Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.

it's been on and off... Trips been makin it faster

[marko138]

Roll through, son.
Wish I could. I need to see a Sox game too.

[ceo012384]

I hate my life.

[DLIT]

I hate my life.

I hate your face.

[OneSickPsycho]

I hate my life.

I hate your face.

Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...

[DLIT]

Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...

Buck shot...on me, bud.

[marko138]

Buck shot...on me, bud.
I'll throw a couple bones in.

[Mrs. Colleen]

The good news...I did not stall my bike once today. :lol:
The not as good news...I kept finding neutral at the worst times. :td: :tt:

:whistle:

[Crazy]

dont know if this is a repost... but:

http://rocketshields.com/

http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.

[Mrs. Colleen]

dont know if this is a repost... but:

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.

I no longer have to wear a full face helmet that squishes my fat cheeks, fogs up when its too cold or too hot, impairs my peripheral vision and hearing, and makes my head smell like a sweaty sock. I now sport a skateboard style motorcycle skid lid without having to wear sunglasses or goggles.

:skep: Yeah...that's a smarter option. :willy: Someone give this guy a scooter instead. :td:

[Crazy]

yeah its even stupider that he uses it as an excuse not to wear full face...

The good news...I did not stall my bike once today. :lol:
The not as good news...I kept finding neutral at the worst times. :td: :tt:

:whistle:

I've done that a few times. felt like an idiot when im about to take left turn and rev the engine cuz its in neutral :panic:

[Mr Lefty]

yeah cause you know... the whole reason for a full face helmet was to keep the bugs and wind off your face... :lol:

[DLIT]

Dude wasn't fucking around with that shit.

[ceo012384]

I hate your face.
Fuck you.
Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...
Fuck you.
I'll throw a couple bones in.
Fuck you.




Not in the mood.

Think I'm going to start ripping beers now.

[Cutty72]

yeah cause you know... the whole reason for a full face helmet was to keep the bugs and wind off your face... :lol:

He should make it strong enough so that he could wheelie the bike, and instead of flipping it over backwards, it would actually go all the way around...

[rider76]

dont know if this is a repost... but:

http://rocketshields.com/

http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.



Wonder how many squids have got this thing from QVC???:bump:

[DLIT]

You know what? With gas that'll soon be like $100 per gallon, I'm gonna get one and just ride my bike for the rest of my life, fuck it.

[Mr Lefty]

You know what? With gas that'll soon be like $100 per gallon, I'm gonna get one and just ride my bike for the rest of my life, fuck it.
except when it rains right? :lol:

[DLIT]

except when it rains right? :lol:

No, dumbass, I wouldn't have it if I didn't ride in the rain.

[Mr Lefty]

but then you'd have to clean your bike! isn't that why you don't ride in the rain now?

besides... like that's gonna do ANYTHING to keep you dry... maybe your visor but that's about it

[DLIT]

but then you'd have to clean your bike! isn't that why you don't ride in the rain now?

besides... like that's gonna do ANYTHING to keep you dry... maybe your visor but that's about it

There's no fucking way I'll be driving my truck if gas is $100 per gallon.

[OneSickPsycho]

This motherfucker better have gone out and bought a paychecks worth of lottery tickets...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=0yfXymnOXl8

[Crazy]

damn thats some crazy shit. although, i can believe that cuz semi trailers arent exactly built like tanks. still pretty fucking lucky

[rider76]

That was one lucky motherfucker....

[Cutty72]

fucking raining again...

[rider76]

thats blow dick Iowa for ya

[Cutty72]

yeah, found some cool people to ride with, but it keeps fucking raining.
and when it's not, they are mowing lawns! (own a business)

[rider76]

I know what you mean, I work different hours at work every couple weeks. So I can only ride with my dayshift friends about once or twice a month... Its hard for everybody to find time to ride at the same time :panic:

[Mrs. Colleen]

fucking raining again...

Most years we get "June Gloom" and have many rainy, foggy, cold days...so far this month has been mostly sunny. I hope it keeps up for the rest of the summer! :willy:

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pd6-QlNhf4

[Mr Lefty]

not quite a rick roll...

[Trip]

not quite a rick roll...

Still got ya, :zowned:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: well I knew it was gonna be something dumb coming from you...

actually I was just hope'n to see that chick dance'n around in a bikini...... (she is 18 right? :leaving:) :lol:

[Trip]

I did get you some good pics from the rally, unfortunately they are on Rae's camera and will never see the light of day. There was this awesome one when they were leaving and she was loading the bikes. We need to start a revolt to force her to put it up. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

ass shot? :lol:

you needed to just jack her camera and upload them... then be like... the lodge called and said someone left a camera behind... :lol:

[upshift]

Whats goin on guys?

[dReWpY]

not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year

[upshift]

not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year

cool

so what happened to the rally this year? ive been MIA for a couple weeks doing stuff to the car. im hopefully going tomorrow to see trade in value for my bike and dirtbike on a new 250. should be interesting to say the least.

[dReWpY]

gas prices shot my chance, and ceo biffed his bike at the track (in his defense, its not his fault) pc had to work the CMA's and everyone else idk

[upshift]

gas prices shot my chance, and ceo biffed his bike at the track (in his defense, its not his fault) pc had to work the CMA's and everyone else idk

huh that sucks. looks like everything kinda did a downhill descent in the past month. glad it wasnt worse :panic: how about u and osp, when yall heading back out?

[dReWpY]

sometime next year we are heading on an east coast trip, it wasnt a complete loss i found some roads that are in the top 10% of all roads i have seen, and they are within 30 miles of my apt. which makes day trips completely possible after work, better yet, they are just past were work

[upshift]

sometime next year we are heading on an east coast trip, it wasnt a complete loss i found some roads that are in the top 10% of all roads i have seen, and they are within 30 miles of my apt. which makes day trips completely possible after work, better yet, they are just past were work

sweet. ive been itching to ride all summer but havent been able to. gas is almsot $4 a gallon here so ill probably be riding it alot in the next few months when i get a chance.

[dReWpY]

i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

[upshift]

i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

yeah i think i spent almost that much filling up the 250 the other day (actually like a month ago :lol: ) good luck finding a cheaper hobby cus unless youre sitting around watching tv eating ramen noodles youre SOL. everything it getting expensive :rant:

[dReWpY]

will sitting around on the comp check
eating ramen, not so much but def all about the 49cent pot pies
i went to college to make money an not living in povety
well fuck that isnt working out very well

on a side note
the maroon 5 song with rihana:
GOD DAMN!! she is one fine piece of ...whap...

damn pc has good aim with that pan!!

that is one of the hottest videos out, smoking

[upshift]

will sitting around on the comp check
eating ramen, not so much but def all about the 49cent pot pies
i went to college to make money an not living in povety
well fuck that isnt working out very well

:lol:

for real tho if wages dont start increasing were looking at some bad times ahead in this country financially. it like almost $5 a gallon for fucking milk now

may have to check that vid out i havent seen it

[Mr Lefty]

not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year
Sounds good... how about September... say the few days before Indy... :lol:

only way I'll be there

[t-homo]

You guys are fuckin yourselves by not living in MO. its like 2.50 or 3 bucks for a gallon of milk. Gas is at 3.74 and 93 is right at 4 bucks. Oh and homes are cheap as shit.

[dReWpY]

i live 30 miles away from roads you dream about, its worth the price i pay :lol:

[Dnyce]

You guys are fuckin yourselves by not living in MO. its like 2.50 or 3 bucks for a gallon of milk. Gas is at 3.74 and 93 is right at 4 bucks. Oh and homes are cheap as shit.


but what the hell else is there? flat empty boring land?

[Cutty72]

i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

damn, you've imroved your mileage. you're now doing as good or better than me!

[LaFemmes]

Damn is it hot out!!:panic:

[Mrs. Colleen]

I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

[rider76]

I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

Pretty sweet, bet you work like 10 days in december then huh?

[vabarber2]

hey fellas!

[Trip]

yo vabs, where you been hiding?

[upshift]

sup vabs?

just got back from riding and it feels awesome outside! :rockwoot:

[Cutty72]

it's not raining, i'm going riding!

[comonboys]

it's not raining, i'm going riding!

And yet you are still online. hmmmmmm. :pwhore2:

ps. Got the new computer today. It's pretty sweet

[Dnyce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-uokwBpcs&NR=1

who's kid is this? lol

fess up ceo

[Bassplayer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-uokwBpcs&NR=1

who's kid is this? lol

fess up ceo

what a squid.. no gear except the helmet. :lol::lol:

[Cutty72]

Guard is forming up in IA to take care of the flooding.

Glad I'm leaving shortly.

[PiZdETS]

I'm off to bonnaroo, peace dudes and dudettes!

[t-homo]

Later mane. Have fun.

[DLIT]

I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

[t-homo]

Nope. German foreign exchange student who was living with my parents though. Over christmas break, the night before she left.

[Dave]

Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

nah, made an athiest call for God once though :dthumb:

went on an awesome cruise down to maryland with some friends this weekend. nice ass twisties and things got very...spirited. pretty proud of myself, i was the only one in the group riding 2up and i somehow managed to stay within shouting distance of some of our 600s lol. good times and im gaining more confidence in my riding :rockwoot:


gf snapped some phone pics:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/JenSvx/0608080830.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/JenSvx/0608081033.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/JenSvx/0608081116.jpg

[Cutty72]

damn, not bad pics for a celly

[rider76]

Guard is forming up in IA to take care of the flooding.

Glad I'm leaving shortly.


Guy I work with got emergency leave... his Mom and Dad's house has 6 feet of water in it... sucks

[Mrs. Colleen]

Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

No. :no:

[rider76]

Nope. German foreign exchange student who was living with my parents though. Over christmas break, the night before she left.

I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick

Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?



No, have you?

[t-homo]

I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick





No, have you?

I was scared as hell, as it was in her bedroom downstairs.

[Trip]

My sister got a german exchange student that wanted me. Only problem was she was built like a man, smelled like ass, and really really scared me. She would never take showers and would hide her clothes so my mom couldn't wash them. She was really gross.

[t-homo]

My parents student was like 5'2, 100 lbs, DDs. Hot as hell and didn't smell bad.

[rider76]

T Rock that sounds like my kinda German :drool:

[t-homo]

T Rock that sounds like my kinda German :drool:

Here is a picture of her with my parents.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/trroth/Annie%20K/IMG_0198.jpg

[Trip]

I invited Xenu to join TWFix

[dReWpY]

I'm off to bonnaroo, peace dudes and dudettes!

hey thats right down the road from me

[Trip]

hey thats right down the road from me

congratulations, you just passed 3rd grade geography.

[dReWpY]

smrt, thats me

[neebelung]

Is it beer thirty yet?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

lollerham neebs.

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

[Bassplayer]

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20080613/ODD.Gas.Men/

[DLIT]

Fuck, they're having a free track day out here and I'l be out of town. God damn it.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20080613/ODD.Gas.Men/

I just watched the beer video Trip posted and then read this. As I was reading, I pictured guys with caps, khakis and matching green shirts hopping around shouting the beer song and handing money out.

[psychochild28]

Hey all!

I finally got my computer away from drewp :lol:

Acutally I'm working and bored :willy:

[Trip]

:lol: when do you go on tour?

[psychochild28]

I leave Wed at 10:30pm for my first run. The first show is Thurs.

[upshift]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

"I am drunk, look at me, I am drunk, WEEEEE!" roflcopter

[t-homo]

You may ask yourself, "Do I want to drink beer tonight?" But in reality you mean, "Let's get fuckin hammered." At least that is how that conversation always goes for me.

[Cutty72]

what's going on... just sittin in the garage preppin the bike for the track...

[upshift]

what's going on... just sittin in the garage preppin the bike for the track...

watchin waynes world 2 :rockout:

[rider76]

I went on a charity ride yesterday, to benefit a child with brain cancer. When I showed up at the meeting place, I was the only guy not on a harley and not wearing leather chaps! Finally the last two guys show up, A guy on a busa and the other guy was on a B King.

So halfway thru the ride the "leader" wants to stop at this redneck bar. I went in to piss and some motherfucker had a dog in there. So I get to talkin to the other sportriders, ( we were the only three guys that didnt go into the bar ) and got to take the B King for a ride. Now this fucker weights about 100 lbs more than my 1000, but it didnt feel all that heavy. Maybe its because my RF 600 weights just as much and has more 1/3 of the hp as this B King does. Ugly bike but kinda fun to ride.

Then I trade bikes with the busa guy, That 08 is way better than the 07 I rode 2 months ago. I think I might buy one to replace the RF, when I give it to my brothers kid.

The whole ride ended up raising 10,000 for the sick child, drop in the bucket compared to the medical bills, but still its something.

[Cutty72]

Cool to go on a ride for a good cause like that :dthumb:

I finally saw a B-king in person the other day...
REALLY glad I didn't wait for one of them! :lol:

And you all say the 1125 is ugly

[Dave]

Cool to go on a ride for a good cause like that :dthumb:

I finally saw a B-king in person the other day...
REALLY glad I didn't wait for one of them! :lol:

And you all say the 1125 is ugly

nah it still is :P

[rider76]

the 1125 is a much better looking bike

[Dave]

i think if you lost the headlight and exhaust setup on the b-king it would look X1000000000 times better

[rider76]

I have never ridden a 1125, but I liked the power of the B King. but ya the headlight was the one thing that really turned me off

[OneSickPsycho]

If the B-King wasn't as wide as a Humvee it would help too.

[rider76]

True, OSP I dont think its a bad bike, but it does remind me of most of the sportbikes I had back in the mid 90's... Wide and heavy, but with about 3 times the power of the older ones.

The busa has been a gaint sucess, who knows what the B king will do.. bikes are constantly getting lighter..

[t-homo]

Yo, OSP, are you trying to sell that 954 already? My blast was on craigslist for 5 days before it was gone.

[Dave]

Yo, OSP, are you trying to sell that 954 already? My blast was on craigslist for 5 days before it was gone.

osp, i know full fairinged bikes arent your thing but as a fellow 954 owner im curious what you think of her?

[OneSickPsycho]

Yo, OSP, are you trying to sell that 954 already? My blast was on craigslist for 5 days before it was gone.

Down here bikes like mine are like assholes.... everyone's got one... Therefore, I'm lookin' at losing about $1k selling it... gonna try to sell some of the parts w/ trades of stockers to keep my loss minimal.

osp, i know full fairinged bikes arent your thing but as a fellow 954 owner im curious what you think of her?

I fucking hate it. I'll start a thread.

[Rider]

So are you going to buy another Buell?

[OneSickPsycho]

So are you going to buy another Buell?

Not for a long time... After all the money I sunk into that thing it'd be hard for me to buy another one, then get it to the place I had this one... Emotionally and financially I don't want to put myself through that.

[Rider]

Not for a long time... After all the money I sunk into that thing it'd be hard for me to buy another one, then get it to the place I had this one... Emotionally and financially I don't want to put myself through that.

So if you are selling the CBR you are going bikeless for a while?

[OneSickPsycho]

So if you are selling the CBR you are going bikeless for a while?

Until the right deal comes along... First thing's first... how do I get $1,000 more than this bike's worth?

[upshift]

Until the right deal comes along... First thing's first... how do I get $1,000 more than this bike's worth?

Try to sell it for $1000 more than its worth maybe? :skep:

Find some squid and convince him that its a great deal. If he doesnt bite tell him youll throw in a pair of A&F flip flops. Throw in a wife beater as a last resort.

BTW since when have you had a 954? :willy:

[OneSickPsycho]

Try to sell it for $1000 more than its worth maybe? :skep:

Find some squid and convince him that its a great deal. If he doesnt bite tell him youll throw in a pair of A&F flip flops. Throw in a wife beater as a last resort.

BTW since when have you had a 954? :willy:

Read my blog.

[upshift]

Read my blog.

Shit Im lazy right now. I didnt get that far reading it either in the first place, it's like a novel :lol:

Actually, your blog is fuckin hilareous :rofl: in a good way

[DLIT]

Until the right deal comes along... First thing's first... how do I get $1,000 more than this bike's worth?

Put Pilot Powers on it to begin with.

[ceo012384]

Sup guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-uokwBpcs&NR=1

who's kid is this? lol

fess up ceo
Dude I was stunnin' right out the cradle. Holla.
Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?
Yup.
I invited Xenu to join TWFix
:rofl:

[DLIT]

How'd the Jew broad fuck? Was she die-hard Jewish or just a normal chick who happened to be Jewish because of her parents.

[rider76]

Ya, details mother fucker details.............

[ceo012384]

How'd the Jew broad fuck? Was she die-hard Jewish or just a normal chick who happened to be Jewish because of her parents.
Ya, details mother fucker details.............
Which one? Haha.

I've had half-jew, full-jew, and the really hardcore super-jew.

Not sure if there is a definite trend between amount of jewishness and sexual skill. Two that were 100% jewish were great in the sack though.

[rider76]

was the super hardcore jew a freak??

[ceo012384]

was the super hardcore jew a freak??
Actually the one that was probably the most jewish was a little standoffish and seemed slightly prude... the close runners-up in jewishness were the ones who were great in bed though. I don't think there's a trend. Overall, they were all pretty good.

[rider76]

Thats what I like about this forum I learn real world shit :rockout:

[DLIT]

Actually the one that was probably the most jewish was a little standoffish and seemed slightly prude... the close runners-up in jewishness were the ones who were great in bed though. I don't think there's a trend. Overall, they were all pretty good.

Word. Just curious. Most East Coast broads like to fuck...and drink, which is a plus. They either want to fuck you or they don't. No beating around the bush, man I miss the East Coast. I married now though, there'll be none of that.

[ceo012384]

Word. Just curious. Most East Coast broads like to fuck...and drink, which is a plus. They either want to fuck you or they don't. No beating around the bush, man I miss the East Coast. I married now though, there'll be none of that.
Truth.

I take no responsibility for you misbehaving if we go out in Boston in a couple weeks. :cheers:

[DLIT]

Truth.

I take no responsibility for you misbehaving if we go out in Boston in a couple weeks. :cheers:

There will be none of that. Even East Coast girls think I'm an asshole.

[ceo012384]

There will be none of that. Even East Coast girls think I'm an asshole.
But being an asshole is the only way I get girls to like me :idk:

[DLIT]

But being an asshole is the only way I get girls to like me :idk:

Yeah, but you do it and have a strategy to get laid. I just do it because I'm an asshole.

[Dave]

Down here bikes like mine are like assholes.... everyone's got one... Therefore, I'm lookin' at losing about $1k selling it... gonna try to sell some of the parts w/ trades of stockers to keep my loss minimal.



I fucking hate it. I'll start a thread.

interesting, you're probably the first person ive met who felt that way

[t-homo]

That is the shitty part about the mid-west. Its a lot more conservative than the coasts. Shit, in HS if a girl made out with a random dude she got called a slut. Fuckin prude bitches and their even more prude fuckin friends.

[rider76]

Clubs in Stl got some easy bitches... but your right. Once you leave the city those bitches have chasity belts on.... :panic:

[dReWpY]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/Cauthon_dt/2607llt.jpg

[t-homo]

The things I would do to them... all of them... at once.

[DLIT]

I don't know what to say.

[Dave]

id make em put the lotion on its skin....

[OneSickPsycho]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/Cauthon_dt/2607llt.jpg

That reminds me... my shovel is getting dusty.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

That reminds me... my shovel is getting dusty.

dont girls like that run for shelter when they see you?

[OneSickPsycho]

dont girls like that run for shelter when they see you?

No they usually scoff in disgust at the way the old fat guy is eye-fucking them...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

No they usually scoff in disgust at the way the old fat guy is eye-fucking them...

lol, every try NOT eye fucking them, and instead disgusting them with a terrificly cliche pickupline.

#1 its funnier
#2 who knows, if you keep casting a line you may get lucky.

[OneSickPsycho]

lol, every try NOT eye fucking them, and instead disgusting them with a terrificly cliche pickupline.

#1 its funnier
#2 who knows, if you keep casting a line you may get lucky.

With an ether soaked rag I can have any girl I want.

[upshift]

With an ether soaked rag I can have any girl I want.

where can i get this so called ether?


:lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

where can i get this so called ether?


:lol:

http://abchomeopathy.com/r.php/Ether

[fatburg]

so Chewy's thread said Drewpy went thru KC recently? wish I would have known

[t-homo]

so Chewy's thread said Drewpy went thru KC recently? wish I would have known

Fatty, we need to get that fucker into our area. I can ride it to you and you can ride it to __________ (I forget his name but he lives up in Nebraska) Rider76 is in StL so he can get him to me.

[fatburg]

I only have like 3 more weeks till I'll get to ride the gap with Chewy. I actually was just south of Jeff City last weekend on a trip with a couple of my fraternity brothers. We just didn't get that far south

[t-homo]

I'm north of jeff city at this point. About 45 minutes north on 54 in Mexico.

[fatburg]

ah shit, it's summer isn't it...damn my bad, you could have met up with us

[t-homo]

Nah the bike is down right now. It was charging at 18V so I am getting a new regulator rectifier in tomorrow.

[Mr Lefty]

With an ether soaked rag I can have any girl I want.

reminds me of my favorite pickup line... works every time

"Does this rag smell like chloraphorm to you?":dthumb:

[fatburg]

Nah the bike is down right now. It was charging at 18V so I am getting a new regulator rectifier in tomorrow.

ah, fair enough. hope you get that beast back up runnin

reminds me of my favorite pickup line... works every time

"Does this rag smell like chloraphorm to you?":dthumb:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/chloroform.jpg

[upshift]

http://abchomeopathy.com/r.php/Ether

Do u have that site bookmarked? :lol:

[Cutty72]

it's his homepage.

[t-homo]

ah, fair enough. hope you get that beast back up runnin


Yeah, It should be good to go by this weekend. Wont take but 30 min to change out the reg. I've already got the old one off of it.

[DLIT]

Yo, Dnyce's sig pic is awesome.

[Dnyce]

Yo, Dnyce's sig pic is awesome.

not every1 agrees lol

[Cutty72]

I missed it apparently... :idk:

[Dnyce]

its coming back, just alil smaller. ill post the fullsize somewhere, if you wana see it bad enuf, ull find it:dthumb:

[ceo012384]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/Cauthon_dt/2607llt.jpg
I call the one in the front with the stockings. I'm all about the stockings, that shit is hot.
its coming back, just alil smaller. ill post the fullsize somewhere, if you wana see it bad enuf, ull find it:dthumb:
I saw it briefly. Funny shit.

[upshift]

I call the one in the front with the stockings. I'm all about the stockings, that shit is hot.

No :damn: she's mine! I will fight you.

[t-homo]

No :damn: she's mine! I will fight you.

I've got 5 bucks on CEO being able to kick your ass and/or picking her up before you.

[psychochild28]

The one chick looks a lot like my cuz.......kinda scary

[t-homo]

Ok guys which one looks hottest/sluttiest/same thing? I think #1 or #3 with #1 being the left side.

[OneSickPsycho]

The one chick looks a lot like my cuz.......kinda scary

And why hasn't this cousin of yours been properly introduced to OSP?

[Dnyce]

Ok guys which one looks hottest/sluttiest/same thing? I think #1 or #3 with #1 being the left side.

i'm with ceo on this 1, stockings kickass

[OneSickPsycho]

Ok guys which one looks hottest/sluttiest/same thing? I think #1 or #3 with #1 being the left side.

1's a good all arounder, 2's got a great meaty bod, 3's a fuckin' whore and a spinner to boot, 4's the girl next door that's so dumb she believed there was no memory card in the camera, 5's almost the same thing, but slutty enough not to believe and still not care, 6's buried in my back yard.

[psychochild28]

And why hasn't this cousin of yours been properly introduced to OSP?

cause she's married with a kid :lol:

[t-homo]

cause she's married with a kid :lol:

A ring is merely a speed bump. Kids might cause a detour, but it still gets you there.

[Dnyce]

#3 looks like she destined to be a used up cracked out porn actress...notice i didnt say porn "star" :whistle:

[Dave]

i'm with ceo on this 1, stockings kickass

me too, i convinced my girl to order some naughty stuff and now im waiting for friken fredrick's to ship the shit lol

[Dnyce]

me too, i convinced my girl to order some naughty stuff and now im waiting for friken fredrick's to ship the shit lol

:dthumb:

pics:whistle:

[Dave]

thats entirely not my decision lol

[fatburg]

thats entirely not my decision lol
you could definitely give her a nudge in the right direction

[Cutty72]

or hide a camera

[ceo012384]

No :damn: she's mine! I will fight you.
Aren't you like 15 and need a haircut?
I've got 5 bucks on CEO being able to kick your ass and/or picking her up before you.
What he said.
Ok guys which one looks hottest/sluttiest/same thing? I think #1 or #3 with #1 being the left side.
1 3 and 5 are dirty skanks.

I'd take 1 first, she's the clearcut winner. Then 5, probably. 3 and 6 are hot but just look like a million other girls, and are probably huge whores to make up for it. Which is good.
or hide a camera
Now we're talkin :dthumb:

[t-homo]

Get a bullet cam style riding camera and rig it up to where it is in the middle of a fan and the low setting turns on the camera to start recording also.

[PiZdETS]

After almost clipping a deer on some backroads on the way home from work yesterday, I stopped and picked up some deer alert whistles. Installed them on the underside of the front section, right under the headlight. I'm hoping highspeed wind or the suspension bottoming out doesnt send them flying into the radiator. :panic:

[Dave]

just put em on your helmet :slol:

[rider76]

Get a bullet cam style riding camera and rig it up to where it is in the middle of a fan and the low setting turns on the camera to start recording also.

Sounds like you tryed that shit before

[Dave]

mjatRkpSa5U

[t-homo]

Get a bullet cam style riding camera and rig it up to where it is in the middle of a fan and the low setting turns on the camera to start recording also.

Sounds like you tryed that shit before

Nah, one of the older guys in the house had a similar cam that he did that to. He also had a tally mark on the wall for all of the girls (not all of the times) he had fucked in that loft in the 2 years he stayed in it. It was like 21 or 22 marks.

[Mrs. Colleen]

One more day before a week off of work...almost......there..............

[t-homo]

One more day before a week off of work...almost......there..............

Let me guess. You are drinking tonight?

[rider76]

Yes... yes I am..

[Mrs. Colleen]

Let me guess. You are drinking tonight?

Just sipping some wine. It was a loooooooong day and tomorrow is going to be sad, crazy and another looooooong day. Preschool graduation day tomorrow. :( I have to give my babies to their new teachers.

[t-homo]

Just sipping some wine. It was a loooooooong day and tomorrow is going to be sad, crazy and another looooooong day. Preschool graduation day tomorrow. :( I have to give my babies to their new teachers.

Aww. So you should take a bottle with you tomorrow and give them all a shot to celebrate. :twfix:

[fatburg]

damn t-rock, I'm still given my buddy so much shit for not pullin the trigger on your bike.

[PiZdETS]

After almost clipping a deer on some backroads on the way home from work yesterday, I stopped and picked up some deer alert whistles. Installed them on the underside of the front section, right under the headlight. I'm hoping highspeed wind or the suspension bottoming out doesnt send them flying into the radiator. :panic:
They've been speed tested to 140 mph and stayed on...:whistle:
didn't see any deer so i guess they work too :idk:

[Dave]

http://pics.bestpicever.com/pics/pic_11908281768328.jpg

ahh if only...

[Mrs. Colleen]

Can :bash: not :bash: sleep! :bash: Can :bash: not :bash: sleep!!! :bash:

:td:

[t-homo]

I'm just not getting ready to go to sleep. I think tonight was the first time I was at a party not drinking and had fun.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I did not go out tonight. Stayed home to finish refinishing our entertainment center. And now...I am still awake. :td:

[Crazy]

dave.... awesome :dthumb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ugh, just saw a new delicious addition to the taco bell menu. Must have it.

[t-homo]

ugh, just saw a new delicious addition to the taco bell menu. Must have it.

that cheesy double beef burrito for $.89 is delicious.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

its all good. mmmmmm.

[Crazy]

remember this guy?
http://home.comcast.net/~vividphase/WONDER_SQUID.jpg

well this is what happened apparently:
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4922/00jr5.jpghttp://img340.imageshack.us/img340/46/72786887hw8.jpg

LOL

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a397/Skitspuce/Go20Getta1191383340.jpg

[fatburg]

oops, I hate it when I loose the front end mid stoppy???

and wtf, is the tire actually draggin along the tail end

[Crazy]

hey fatburg i got one for you

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Cute214.jpg

[fatburg]

hey fatburg i got one for you

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Cute214.jpg

right click *save as*

thanks, that is awesome

[Dave]

must be tough trying to look hard in a neck brace. and poor blackbird!

[PiZdETS]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/pdfvspedophile-500x400.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/qof4a9.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/myfirstcavitysearchmb9.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/moment_101.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/j9yc8g.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/crazy_asian002.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/invalid20argument.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/bush-eats-baby-small.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/8w0dgg.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/33my8u1.gif
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/2woc7de.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/2v196qe.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/2mot2dj.gif
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/2m454ep.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/2694313.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/11liyl4cq9.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/1212674356004ko0.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/1212919096571mo4.jpg

[rider76]

That fat squid had that poor Honda in a choke hold

[ceo012384]

well this is what happened apparently:
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/46/72786887hw8.jpg

:rofl: and he still had one arm to put on his hat and shades, smoke his cigarette, and try to look tough. Homo stunter.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

government stimulus check in the mail today. Bonus!

[Cutty72]

government stimulus check in the mail today. Bonus!

mine's been collecting interest for months already. :whistle:

[ceo012384]

government stimulus check in the mail today. Bonus!
Snailmail FTL. Direct deposit FTW.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i did my taxes w/ turbo tax and got SCREWED.

[Crazy]

finally got my oregon tax return, which i completely forgot about so that was a pleasant $250 surprise :lol:

[fatburg]

finally got my oregon tax return, which i completely forgot about so that was a pleasant $250 surprise :lol:

Bling

[PiZdETS]

finally got my oregon tax return, which i completely forgot about so that was a pleasant $250 surprise :lol:
I think I might be commiting tax fraud by accident. Had a tax guy do them and he always does them right but I make $12/hour part time and I got $1800 back. Doesn't seem right.
:idk:
I'm not complaining though, I was living in a rap video for like 5 days until it was all gone.

[Crazy]

liiving in a rap video :lol:

well I'd go over the paperwork....but it doesnt surprise me... I made about 15K last tax year (summer internship only), and because they withheld around 33% of my income for taxes I got back about 1700 of it for federal.

[psychochild28]

Hey all. I'm sitting on the bus headed for West Palm Beach...

[Cutty72]

Hey all. I'm sitting on the bus headed for West Palm Beach...

I'm standing at work... cause that's what i do.

[Mrs. Colleen]

My boss is so FRUSTRATING!!! She has me so stressed out! I am suppose to meet with her this afternoon and all I want to do is go off on her about the shit that she has been pulling lately! :bash: :rant:

[DLIT]

This just in. The easiest way to spark an acid flashback is to pla guitar hero. Everything's moving and swirling around. Awesome.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ugh, speaking of putting harmful toxins in your body, try plastic welding in a non-ventilated room... I was having so much fun melting all of my shit i just flat out didnt even realizing i was probobly taking years off my life span.

[Rider]

This just in. The easiest way to spark an acid flashback is to pla guitar hero. Everything's moving and swirling around. Awesome.

No shit. My son just bought it a couple of days ago and I was playing last night. I could have sworn the tv was moving up and down. :rockout:

[DLIT]

No shit. My son just bought it a couple of days ago and I was playing last night. I could have sworn the tv was moving up and down. :rockout:

Fuck yeah. You know...:rockwoot:

[Rider]

Fuck yeah. You know...:rockwoot:

Can you get through Raining Blood? That shit is hard as hell. I got through the rest of the easy level.

[DLIT]

Can you get through Raining Blood? That shit is hard as hell. I got through the rest of the easy level.

I'm gonna fucking try it right now...

Holy fucking shit! I got it on easy and it is fucking hard as fuck. Can't get through it. Great fucking song though.

[Rider]

I'm gonna fucking try it right now...

Holy fucking shit! I got it on easy and it is fucking hard as fuck. Can't get through it. Great fucking song though.

My 11 yo son can get trough it, but I'm done after about 30 seconds... if that.

[DLIT]

My 11 yo son can get trough it, but I'm done after about 30 seconds... if that.

Same here. I'm digging Stricken though. The solo is challenging, but it can be done.

[Trip]

I finally got through raining blood, that song is a nightmare even on easy. I like playing through fire and flames or whatever that extra song is that is extremely hard on the hardest level just to see how fast I can lose.

[Rider]

I finally got through raining blood, that song is a nightmare even on easy. I like playing through fire and flames or whatever that extra song is that is extremely hard on the hardest level just to see how fast I can lose.

I watched my son play that one last night... crazy shit... He can beat it on easy, haven't seen him play it on medium yet.

[Trip]

I watched my son play that one last night... crazy shit... He can beat it on easy, haven't seen him play it on medium yet.

yeah I can beat it on easy as well, my arms are numb after it. Kyle is pretty good at it and he can beat a lot of things on medium and hard. My cousin plays solely on the hardest level. She is too damn good, like a korean.

[Rider]

You guys want to see something really cool. Copy and paste this in your address bar.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

[neebelung]

You guys want to see something really cool. Copy and paste this in your address bar.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

:panic: I'm skeered. :lol:

[Rider]

:panic: I'm skeered. :lol:

Oh come on, try it.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Oh come on, try it.

wow look at em go!

[Dave]

so just curious, has anyone ridden the new zx10? im interested in what peoples thoughts of it were, im really starting to like the styling and one of my friends just picked up a new zx6 today, and being the first kawi that i'd ever ridden i was really impressed with it. def taking them much more seriously from now on, but anyway I was wondering if the ten is just as good?

[Dnyce]

I was wondering if the ten is just as good?

probably faster.....:whistle:

[Dave]

uh, duh :rolleyes: ;)

[Mrs. Colleen]

drunk.

[t-homo]

drunk.

i think you need to warn us when you are sober. Its less common.

[Mrs. Colleen]

:leaving:

[t-homo]

:leaving:

No, its perfectly acceptable. I wish I had enough money to still get drunk 4 nights a week.

[Mrs. Colleen]

No, its perfectly acceptable. I wish I had enough money to still get drunk 4 nights a week.

I have a bar in my house.

[t-homo]

I have a bar in my house.

Can I come over?

[Mrs. Colleen]

Can I come over?

:yes: :yes: :dthumb:

[t-homo]

:yes: :yes: :dthumb:

Make sure the hubby isn't home though. he might ruin the fun. (I really hope he isn't sitting right there.)

[Mrs. Colleen]

He is. :lol:

[t-homo]

He is. :lol:

Damn it. I knew it. Still sounds like a good time though. Looks like a road trip is being planned for the summer.

[Mrs. Colleen]

The bar is usually stocked...I say usually because right now it is missing a few things. :no:

:cheers:

[Cutty72]

ho hum... is work over yet? :panic:

[fatburg]

5 more days before the big move. My house is an absolute wreck. The girl that is living here while we are gone has all of her stuff here already and we are in the middle of packing. Looks like a train drove through our house.

[t-homo]

about like the saturday before opening week when everyone is movin into the frat?

[Crazy]

trock first time i read your title I thought it was "titties should be longer"

guess I'm dyslexic, or a perv