Belly up to the bar....

[Lamnidae]

I wish my job would send me somewhere other than across town...

Gratz on post #2000 there sir....

[Cutty72]

Gratz on post #2000 there sir....

Holy shit, i thought you meant me... i was like damn, i'm catching ebbs...

but just in this thread... still not a bad accomplishment. :nana2:

[Mr Lefty]

shit I thought he meant you had 2k too... :lol: ya'll catch me soon enough

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ebbs, you're like 2000 above the next guy... only way we're catching up is if you break your hands in a terrible jerk-off accident.

which prolly isnt too unrealistic.

[Mr Lefty]

well it won't happen while I'm here in Korea... but when I get to CO it will... I'll be work'n with patients there... and I'll be able to ride...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

are you saying you're going to make patienst jerk you off? or you're going to jerk them off? while you ride?

[Mr Lefty]

patients jerk me off... while I ride... so while I'll still post whore... it'll be cut down a bit... then again... throttle rocker FTW! :lol:

[upshift]

:rockwoot:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

wow i just went from disappointment from realizing my gloves WONT be here today. to excitement because i realized the rally trip is a month away. Then to even more excitement because i realized its the 8th and my gloves (and signals) WILL be here today.

Its gonna be a solid day today.

[upshift]

wow i just went from disappointment from realizing my gloves WONT be here today. to excitement because i realized the rally trip is a month away. Then to even more excitement because i realized its the 8th and my gloves (and signals) WILL be here today.

Its gonna be a solid day today.

Im jealous. Im going to steal ur bike. And your gloves.





And maybe ur turn signals.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

fatality.

[upshift]

fatality.

Yeah I figured you sleep on it with a shotgun in hand :lol:


So did u just get the black signals?

[upshift]

I have a chance to get a 1999 Ninja 250 for free today. Only catch is I have to trade him my dirtbike. I dont know what to do :help:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

go for the ninja if its in good shape, fuck the dirt.


i got the smoke flushies, and smoke lens black short stalks for the rear.

[Rider]

I have a chance to get a 1999 Ninja 250 for free today. Only catch is I have to trade him my dirtbike. I dont know what to do :help:

Doesn't sound free then assuming your dirt bike is worth something.

[upshift]

Doesn't sound free then assuming your dirt bike is worth something.

Yeah well its essentially "free" :lol:

Its been a while since Ive seen it I just dont want to regret doing this in the long run. It looks like this except he spray painted the purple parts black.

http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2000models/2000-Kawasaki-Ninja250Rb.jpg

Im going to go look at it again today. My friend that knows the guy said it would probably need a new chain in the near future. KBB says that my dirtbike is worth approx. $400 more than it.

[Lamnidae]

that guy better be tossin' in some other good shit along w/ it.

[ceo012384]

fatality.

Do you remember in Mortal Kombat II when sometimes after you hit the other guy really good a picture of a developer dude would pop into the corner of the screen and say "Toasty!!!!" in a sing-song voice?

[Lamnidae]

Do you remember in Mortal Kombat II when sometimes after you hit the other guy really good a picture of a developer dude would pop into the corner of the screen and say "Toasty!!!!" in a sing-song voice?

heh. that was my fav. thing to do...


However I did enjoy MKIII more... Combo's FTW.


In MKII, too easy to get stuck in a damn corner w/ someone swipe kicking you... FTL.

[vabarber2]

Whats up fellas

[fatburg]

At work on my day off, atleast it is raining

[Cutty72]

At work on my day off, atleast it is raining


That sux... at least you were supposed to get a day off.

[fatburg]

That sux... at least you were supposed to get a day off.

that's true, every other friday off is nice

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Do you remember in Mortal Kombat II when sometimes after you hit the other guy really good a picture of a developer dude would pop into the corner of the screen and say "Toasty!!!!" in a sing-song voice?

yea, when you'd uppercut.

heh. that was my fav. thing to do...


However I did enjoy MKIII more... Combo's FTW.


In MKII, too easy to get stuck in a damn corner w/ someone swipe kicking you... FTL.

I'd own everybody w/ cyrax in MkIII ultimate. we'd play that religiously a couple years ago. it was sick how fucking good me and my roomates were at that game. the pot made it that much better, i'd prolly get bored with it ina second if i picked up a controller today.

[t-homo]

At work on my day off, atleast it is raining

I wish it was still raining here. We have the green vs gray game today (if you remember what that is, IFC vs St pats soccer game with all sorts of random bullshit thrown in) and I really wanted it to get canceled.

[Mrs. Colleen]

YAY for FRIDAY!!! :rockwoot:

[Mr Lefty]

yea, when you'd uppercut.


don't think it was when you'd uppercut... it was just kinda random I thought...

you getting it confused with the TIIIGERRRR UPPERCUT! from Street Fighter?

[t-homo]

Damn. I passed out at 10:30 last night.

[Lamnidae]

Sup Sup folks.

[upshift]

sup

[Lamnidae]

nada.

been out on it yet???

hear y'all are gonna get some mad storms tonight bro.

[upshift]

nada.

been out on it yet???

hear y'all are gonna get some mad storms tonight bro.

yeah i have :rockwoot: its awesome

ive heard but I hope its just rain. We had a tornado watch out a lil while ago...hope its gone now. I hope its nothing huge either :panic:

[Lamnidae]

Gratz brother.

I know HSV is/was getting slammed pretty hard.


So tell me about it. HOw long were ya out? I know ya had a blast. :dthumb:

[PiZdETS]

I've finally assembled the ultimate avatar signature combo of awesome. Time to write this damned philosophy paper and then bed. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: :wtf: that shit cracks me up

[PiZdETS]

:lol: :wtf: that shit cracks me up
glad you enjoy it buddy, welcome to my group of like-minded douchebags btw. you're all free to join.

edit; although I just realized if everyone joined it would defeat the purpose of having groups.... :idk:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: glad to be a member!

[Mrs. Colleen]

I've finally assembled the ultimate avatar signature combo of awesome. Time to write this damned philosophy paper and then bed. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

THE SKI GAME!!! I loved that game! Do you remember what it was called?

[t-homo]

Ok. So I am hammered, I'm ablut to pass out, and I want to beat the shit out of someone bad.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Ooooookayyyyyy.......

[t-homo]

Ooooookayyyyyy.......

You too Awesome,

[Mrs. Colleen]

You too Awesome,

Sure...that makes sense! :dthumb:

[PiZdETS]

THE SKI GAME!!! I loved that game! Do you remember what it was called?
Sorry, I was doing homework. :panic:
It's called skifree, I just got back into it. You can download it for free here. (http://ski.ihoc.net/) I love how you can go full speed into a tree, sonny bono style, multiple times, and just keep getting back up time after time to keep ski'ing and eventually get eaten.
Oldschool games FTW!!!!

Who's down with motherfucking OREGON TRAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm downloading that right now from here. (http://classicgaming.gamespy.com/View.php?view=GameMuseum.Detail&id=266)

YOU DIED OF DYSENTARY. GTFO!
http://g.photos.cx/oregon20trail-46.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

Oregon Trail FTMFW! I remember in like 3rd or 4th grade we played that game... our teacher made us start on paper... and grouped 3-4 of us together and she gave us a paper to work up what supply's to buy and shit...

I remember even then... think'n if I killed the other boy on in my wagon it'd just be me and the two girls :lol:

[upshift]

Gratz brother.

I know HSV is/was getting slammed pretty hard.


So tell me about it. HOw long were ya out? I know ya had a blast. :dthumb:

Yeah I know they got hit pretty hard.

I was out for about 30 or so minutes just getting the feel for it. Its definitely geared different than my dirtbike tho. I can drop a gear on this thing and the rpms will shoot up but it wont try to throw u over the bars like my dirtbike does. Not really much of a power difference between the two either. Overall I like it alot :dthumb:

I remember even then... think'n if I killed the other boy on in my wagon it'd just be me and the two girls :lol:

:rofl: funniest think ive heard in a while

[Mrs. Colleen]

YAY! :rockwoot: :rockwoot:
I am so excited!

[t-homo]

Wow. Last night was bad. Really bad.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Wow. Last night was bad. Really bad.

Who did you beat up?

[t-homo]

It was one of my best friends, so I held back.

[Mrs. Colleen]

It was one of my best friends, so I held back.

Oh good! :dthumb: :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i beat my liver up pretty bad last night.

[Mrs. Colleen]

i beat my liver up pretty bad last night.

I did Friday night...that is why I was not drinking last night. :panic:

[Bassplayer]

hmmmm :whistle:

[t-homo]

I did Friday night...that is why I was not drinking last night. :panic:

I did both nights.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I did both nights.

I was still feeling it for most of yesterday. :zowned:My husband had to drag me out of bed and drive me 75 miles to go buy a car. I almost did not make it. :bash:

But I did...and now we have this...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/Miata1.jpg

:rockout: :rockwoot: :D

[t-homo]

Nice. Looks like a fun little car.

[vabarber2]

Nice. Looks like a fun little car.
:lol: with gas prices the way they are that car is a smart choice!

[Mrs. Colleen]

It is not really about gas prices...more about the fact that with a roll bar and some suspension upgrades it will be super fun on the track. :D Plus with all the sun we get (except today :tt:) it will be fun to finally have a convertible. :dthumb:

[vabarber2]

It is not really about gas prices...more about the fact that with a roll bar and some suspension upgrades it will be super fun on the track. :D Plus with all the sun we get (except today :tt:) it will be fun to finally have a convertible. :dthumb:
or that too!

[Mrs. Colleen]

Between my husband and I we currently have 6 vehicles. :lol: Until we sell his Rx-7.

[t-homo]

Damn. What year RX-7? List all of your vehicles :)

[Mrs. Colleen]

Damn. What year RX-7? List all of your vehicles :)

88 Rx-7
96 Civic
05 Corvette
97 Miata
92 FZR 600
97 GSXR 750

All manual transmissions. The Civic is the "big" car. :lol: :whistle:

[dReWpY]

turbo?

[Mrs. Colleen]

turbo?

no.

[Lamnidae]

88 Rx-7
96 Civic
05 Corvette
97 Miata
92 FZR 600
97 GSXR 750

All manual transmissions. The Civic is the "big" car. :lol: :whistle:

:rockout: amazing list, Mrs.

[dReWpY]

no.

n/m then :lol:

[marko138]

Fuck.

[Rider]

Fuck.

:werd:

[marko138]

:werd:
Exactly.

[t-homo]

Exactly.

Huh?:diitb:

[Dave]

88 Rx-7
96 Civic
05 Corvette
97 Miata
92 FZR 600
97 GSXR 750

All manual transmissions. The Civic is the "big" car. :lol: :whistle:

nice list colleen! i think ive got you beat though :whistle:

95 buick park ave ultra supercharged (only auto)
87 dodge daytona shelby z
73 datsun 240 z
92 acura nsx
82 CM450
03 CBR954RR

also woke up to the DHL man bringing me a nice little box with my pazzo's in it. easiest install ever, i think it took 10 minutes tops. even with the clutch cable that i had to swap over. anyway my bike is now extra ready for myrtle bike week. anyone else going?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/DSCN1138.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

you must post pics of the NSX now.


NOW.

[Dave]

you must post pics of the NSX now.


NOW.

well if you insist...

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/40190/2092002490053772090S600x600Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb51.webshots.com/41714/2278978480053772090S600x600Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb20.webshots.com/25427/2059113190053772090S600x600Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/2841/2299259190053772090S600x600Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb36.webshots.com/39395/2134687190053772090S600x600Q85.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Shots Of The Engine Fool!

[Dave]

pics there wont do any good, it has I/H/E but the way things are arranged it looks bone stock under the glass

[NONE_too_SOFT]

what are the specs?

[vabarber2]

Congrats on the pazzos and :drool: on the nsx dave!

[Dave]

what are the specs?

normally aspirated 90* 24 valve dohc 3.0 litre v6 with a 5 speed. dyno'ed mine at 268 hp and 210 tq best times at the track were 13.199 @ 108.28

dyno vids
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2920.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=2217cd14.pbr

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2921.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2919.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2918.flv

[NONE_too_SOFT]

normally aspirated 90* 24 valve dohc 3.0 litre v6 with a 5 speed. dyno'ed mine at 268 hp and 210 tq best times at the track were 13.199 @ 108.28

dyno vids
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2920.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=2217cd14.pbr

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2921.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2919.flv

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/dsb2000si/other%20cars/?action=view&current=CIMG2918.flv

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

only 14 seconds though? The NSX i tested at mid ohio claimed 12.3 in the 1/4 and it was practically a stock 97.

oops i read 13.9999 not 13.199. big difference.

[Dave]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

only 14 seconds though? The NSX i tested at mid ohio claimed 12.3 in the 1/4 and it was practically a stock 97.

oops i read 13.9999 not 13.199. big difference.

97 would have been a NA2 with the bigger 3.2 litre motor and a 6 speed with FAR better ratios. the usdm 5 speed is a great big failbox i swear, top of 2nd is friken 80! damn highway gears

[t-homo]

How much were the Pazzos and where'd you get them at? I know they can't be advertised below 179 for a pair, but didn't know if you got quoted different on the phone. I really want some shorties.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

How much were the Pazzos and where'd you get them at? I know they can't be advertised below 179 for a pair, but didn't know if you got quoted different on the phone. I really want some shorties.

im an idiot. i wish i didnt have to fucking save for DG and Indy... i'd so be on some serious track gear... i'd better take out some student loans so i can afford to go to mid ohio in july.

[Dave]

um it was one of the links posted up in the pazzos thread a few days back and they came out to about $190 shipped but they came with free grips so i feel pretty good about it. maybe i'll even put em on someday (the grips) lol.

im thinking a steering damper may be next and then maybe on to power mods

[fatburg]

I just met a guy down here that had 7 Ducatis and a MV Augusta...ya...fuck that guy

[Dave]

jesus, i think i want to punch him in the face and ive never met him

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i want to marry his daughter and then kill him.

[Dave]

i want to marry his daughter and then kill him.

def a better option

[fatburg]

def a better option

werd...assuming his daughter is hot, or not, whatever

[NONE_too_SOFT]

if shes not hot, i simply alter my plan


marry his daughter, and then kill them both.

[fatburg]

if shes not hot, i simply alter my plan


marry his daughter, and then kill them both.

:werd:

I'm just hopin he lets me ride a few while I'm up here, or is it down here...ah fuck I don't know... I just wish he lets me ride them AND he has a hot daughter

[Dave]

annnnnnd murder

[fatburg]

my happy ass is gonna go pass out now, you all have a good evening

[NONE_too_SOFT]

im sleep too.

[Dave]

bitches

[dReWpY]

the new upgrades are actually pretty pimp im impressed

[Cutty72]

bitches and ho's

[comonboys]

bitches and ho's

i am in bed..... and you are postwhoring.... bad cutty...........






oooo did i mention NAKED

[Dave]

i am in bed..... and you are postwhoring.... bad cutty...........






oooo did i mention NAKED

cutty you are fired! put the internet down and attend to your wifepeice at once!

[comonboys]

cutty you are fired! put the internet down and attend to your wifepeice at once!

:lol:

I am waiting... I hear paper ripping.. I think he's paying bills...:idk:

oooo, and i am supposed to say "she's not my wife" ahhhhhh just got push almost out of bed. Stupid boys

[Mrs. Colleen]

nice list colleen! i think ive got you beat though :whistle:

95 buick park ave ultra supercharged (only auto)
87 dodge daytona shelby z
73 datsun 240 z
92 acura nsx
82 CM450
03 CBR954RR


Nice. :cool:

[Dave]

:lol:

I am waiting... I hear paper ripping.. I think he's paying bills...:idk:

oooo, and i am supposed to say "she's not my wife" ahhhhhh just got push almost out of bed. Stupid boys

wasnt sure so i used WP lol

thanks colleen!

and lookie i just found pics of me riding the hurricane way back on the philly toy run

in the way back lol wearing a lid cause i forgot glasses
http://a943.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/l_9ff7699db478ff13cbc85c44d96e5de6.jpg
the guy in front on the RR is our friend kev. RIP buddy. miss you
http://a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_64b53bce999cdc3da1206ca55b8f8bc5.jpg
http://a109.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_2a3bcfddfac342cf62f8b5251433f1d4.jpg
i kinda miss my cane'
http://a695.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_527215dc4c4bd8397c45fe42e90f02c6.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

squid comment


good size group you had there what was that for? Philly toy?

[Dave]

yeah we were one of the few non harley groups there, + 2 cruisers. i think id been riding for maybe a month at that point

[Dnyce]

ups just showed up with a box....with my sweet new clip ons:drool:

[Lamnidae]

ATTENTION. ATTENTION.


I fucking hate packing/moving.




That is all.

[Mr Lefty]

then stay in Afgan! :lol:

[Lamnidae]

then stay in Afgan! :lol:

shit if it weren't for me hating being in afghanistan just *slightly* more than I hate packing/moving. I would!


But hey. I miss my bike, my woman, my house, my puppies.....


and possibly in that order. lmfao

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: ehh woman comes last... unless she's gonna LET you come to Indy :lol:

[Lamnidae]

i don't think her "letting" me goto indy is an issue.....


it's the fact that I really do need to save my time off for this lil' thing called a honeymoon.

[Mr Lefty]

make indy your honeymoon...

don't worry... we'll keep OSP away from your wife... well... at least until after the first night :rofl:

[Lamnidae]

make indy your honeymoon...

don't worry... we'll keep OSP away from your wife... well... at least until after the first night :rofl:

...... *shakes head*

[Mr Lefty]

...... *shakes head*

... :lol: sorry...

actually I don't think OSP is even going anymore.


when's the wedding anyhow?

[Lamnidae]

... :lol: sorry...

actually I don't think OSP is even going anymore.


when's the wedding anyhow?

OSP don't go anywhere if it's with the TWFix crowd. He only goes plays bumper bikes w/ duck deocys and Drewpy.




Wedding is 15NOV at the Bellagio.

[Mrs. Colleen]

ATTENTION. ATTENTION.

Jury duty is sucky! :panic:

My letter says my date is tomorrow...I called...they say call back tomorrow night. That's all fine and dandy except that I am suppose to have parent-teacher conferences on Thursday. :td: :tt:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ATTENTION. ATTENTION.

Jury duty is sucky! :panic:

My letter says my date is tomorrow...I called...they say call back tomorrow night. That's all fine and dandy except that I am suppose to have parent-teacher conferences on Thursday. :td: :tt:

those mean nothing in preschool.

[dReWpY]

tell that to the parent

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i have, i used to work for a preschool.

[Mrs. Colleen]

i have, i used to work for a preschool.

Must have been a pretty shitty school if that was their philosophy.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Must have been a pretty shitty school if that was their philosophy.

let me point out two things.


I USED to work at a preschool

and technically it was daycare

[Mrs. Colleen]

let me point out two things.


I USED to work at a preschool

and technically it was daycare

Ah-ha! :lol: Preschool vs daycare...they are worlds apart!

[upshift]

Im diggin the new sig NtS :dthumb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Im diggin the new sig NtS :dthumb:

thx dude.

[upshift]

no prob

[ceo012384]

ATTENTION. ATTENTION.

Jury duty is sucky! :panic:

My letter says my date is tomorrow...I called...they say call back tomorrow night. That's all fine and dandy except that I am suppose to have parent-teacher conferences on Thursday. :td: :tt:
I recently got a notice for that shit. I've ignored it thus far.

[ceo012384]

Update: mods who change custom user titles are dirty fuckers :lol:

[Rider]

Update: mods who change custom user titles are dirty fuckers :lol:

Sorry I don't have that kind of power anymore. :twfix:

[Trip]

Update: mods who change custom user titles are dirty fuckers :lol:

took you awhile, i did it early this morning and posted owned in your new bike thread.

[ceo012384]

took you awhile, i did it early this morning and posted owned in your new bike thread.
Owned could have been referring to any number of things so I was like wtf is he talking about.

Then I was like sissy vagi.... wait a minute... I need to pay better attention :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

fucker does that to me all the damn time... :lol:

[Trip]

I think we should try and turn this into the new rick rolled. glow in the dark whip ftw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

[LaFemmes]

Im back now.:pwhore2:

[fatburg]

hi

[Rider]

Im back now.:pwhore2:

Where ya been? :idk:

[ceo012384]

Im back now.:pwhore2:
Welcome back.... thought you pulled a MM.... you know... :mm:

[dReWpY]

wish me luck, going off to warm up the oil, try out the new pad(ebbs rocks!) try out the new cruise control, try the new HH.... got i hope this all works...:leaving:

[t-homo]

Fuckin rainy day. And I am still waiting for the fuckin mail to get here with my HIDs.

[Mr Lefty]

I think we should try and turn this into the new rick rolled. glow in the dark whip ftw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

Fuck that I want the Suit! :lol:

[Mrs. Colleen]

Conferences are OVER!!! :rockout: :rockwoot:

I made it to the other side alive!

I am making myself a huge alcoholic beverage when I get home! :dthumb:

Drunken nonsensical posts to come shortly after. :pwhore2:

[Mr Lefty]

sweet.... Pics too? :lol:

[Mrs. Colleen]

sweet.... Pics too? :lol:

Probably not...I think we are out of tequila. :idk:

[Cutty72]

STUPID JOBS giving me more damn responsibility... cutting into my :pwhore2: time...

[t-homo]

Wooo! Did my first mod today. Put on 10000K HIDs. I will make a new thread once I have some pictures of it. Think it is going to make me not pass inspection if when I hit high beams the lights turn off?

[Cutty72]

Wooo! Did my first mod today. Put on 10000K HIDs. I will make a new thread once I have some pictures of it. Think it is going to make me not pass inspection if when I hit high beams the lights turn off?

all of 'em?
dim's should stay on while the brights balast fires up, no??

[t-homo]

I got the low only kit, no highbeams. Mine only have one light on each side, and both are low and high beam. No low on one side and high on the other. Although I guess I could wire it to where low beams the right side is on and high beams the left side is on. But that would cut down on my light and that's not why i spent 120 dollars.

[Cutty72]

I got the low only kit, no highbeams. Mine only have one light on each side, and both are low and high beam. No low on one side and high on the other. Although I guess I could wire it to where low beams the right side is on and high beams the left side is on. But that would cut down on my light and that's not why i spent 120 dollars.

I get what you're saying now.

and i don't have an answer for ya. no inspections in ND.

[Mr Lefty]

some states don't require high beams... just lows... check before you go

[Mrs. Colleen]

Let the :pwhore2:ing begin! :twfix:

[Mrs. Colleen]

You know...it is very difficult to be a drunken :pwhore2: when no one else is :pwhore2:ing. :tt:

[Mr Lefty]

well your doing it wrong then... most of our drunken :pwhore2: happens when everyone else was gone...

drink more... ;)

[ceo012384]

You know...it is very difficult to be a drunken :pwhore2: when no one else is :pwhore2:ing. :tt:

I will join in the :pwhore2: while I drink this beer.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I DO need to drink more! The drunkenness is wearing off! :panic:

[Mr Lefty]

wish me luck, going off to warm up the oil, try out the new pad(ebbs rocks!) try out the new cruise control, try the new HH.... got i hope this all works...:leaving:

which cruise control do you have?

[dReWpY]

vista cruise universal 7/8ths grip, easy to instal easy to use, had modify it a lil

[t-homo]

I got the cruise assist pad thing for the throttle. Works pretty well on the highway, but in town you have to flip it around and out of the way.

[Mr Lefty]

cool... just wondering as I'm probably gonna invest in one for sept.

it'll definatly help your mpg on your trip!

[Dave]

yooooooooooo! anyone else at myrtle beach bike week? im extra drunk and i def saw ms colleen's fizzer's twin today, well twin before she rippe the eighties pik an bliue rapicjshas off lol. and all kinds a krap ad yeah did i mention driunk ? yeah so anyways i wanted to know if anyon from here was dowan ere at the bike week if you are hit me up at 609 315 2090 werd to your momma

[t-homo]

some states don't require high beams... just lows... check before you go

well shit, i just called up to the inspection place and they say i need high and low beams. look like I am switching a wire for a day to where high is one light and low is the other. After that I will change it to lows only.

[Lamnidae]

w00t w00t bitches!

what's going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARputer]

w00t w00t bitches!

what's going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Not a damn thing.....it's 85 degrees outside & I'm stuck at home babysitting !!! Luckily I have lots of beer ! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/arghhh.gif

[Cutty72]

was gorgeous this morning... and i was at work

its still not bad, but the wind is picking up... and i'm still at work.

[fatburg]

grrrr...spent the damn morning power washing the deck and digging out some gravel, ended up missing the ride I was suppose to go on damn it!!!

And even worse, I'm getting a major itchin to buy this 600RR for sale. Ya, wife would so kill me

[marko138]

grrrr...spent the damn morning power washing the deck and digging out some gravel, ended up missing the ride I was suppose to go on damn it!!!

And even worse, I'm getting a major itchin to buy this 600RR for sale. Ya, wife would so kill me
Fuck that RR. Buy a Buell.

[t-homo]

Buy the RR.

[Cutty72]

Fuck that RR. Buy a Buell.

:iagree: :dthumb:

Buy the Buell.

sure... ;) :whistle:

[PiZdETS]

gah...been waiting since monday to get my bike back from the ducati dealership that's mounting the new pirelli's..:panic: Better be done by this monday or I'm gonna break down and buy a moped.

http://g.photos.cx/n713828031_819283_2049-39.jpg

[fatburg]

Fuck that RR. Buy a Buell.

actually there is one very similar to yours I think for sale on craigslist here. But man I dig the RR. Either way it ain't happenen right now. Maybe after we get settled in in Knox.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

you will buy an RR and your life will change. suddenly, half assed vtwins wont mean a thing to you.

[fatburg]

you will buy an RR and your life will change. suddenly, half assed vtwins wont mean a thing to you.

well I've got a 600 I4, it's the R6 engine with a tamed down cam. I just get an itchin for a pure sport bike from time to time. I could probably get by for some time changing to 15/48 gearing and a 520 conversion.

[marko138]

you will buy an RR and your life will change. suddenly, half assed vtwins wont mean a thing to you.
Let me know when that RR decided to put down some respectable torque, Valentino.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Let me know when that RR decided to put down some respectable torque, Valentino.

let me know when that buell starts being built by a respectable motorcycle company, boss hog.

[Dave]

bahahaha^

so im guessing i was the only one from here that went to myrtle? what a shame it was an awesome time! on the third day we randomly decided to play musical bikes bouncing between our 9 different rides (954rr, 996 superhawk, k5 gsx-r 1000, r1, honda shadow sabre, mid year R6, new style R6, k5? gsx-r 600, and a early cbr600rr) the 600rr made a huge impression on me, easily my favorite bike so far in the 600 class. extra funny switching from 600 to litre and back lol

[marko138]

let me know when that buell starts being built by a respectable motorcycle company, boss hog.
Get yourself a disco ball and some bell bottoms, kid, because your knowledge of american vtwins is from the 70s.

[Dave]

Get yourself a disco ball and some bell bottoms, kid, because your knowledge of american vtwins is from the 70s.

american? you mean austrian v-twins :whistle:

[marko138]

american? you mean austrian v-twins :whistle:
Last time I checked Harley Davidson was an American company.

[Dave]

rotax sure isint

[PiZdETS]

No currently made motorcycles are completely made of parts from one country. It's economically unfeasible. I'd be surprised to find a complete design staff of an entire motorcycle staffed by people from all one nation also, though building and assembly of all the major components is often done in the home country of the marque.
http://g.photos.cx/buell-ca.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Get yourself a disco ball and some bell bottoms, kid, because your knowledge of american vtwins is from the 70s.

Buell engines arent American.

Rotax puts engines in Buells, Aprillias, Ktm, bimotas, and even BMWs.

Go sit in the fucking corner.

[Dnyce]

but harley davidson IS a respectable company-and they make buells.

just lettin you know lol




fuck your rr and your buell-triumph 675 daytona limited edition FTW!

haha

[fatburg]

Why can't we all just get along. i don't like Buell's for the simple fact you can't fix a givi to one:idk:

[Dave]

but harley davidson IS a respectable company-and they make buells.

just lettin you know lol




fuck your rr and your buell-triumph 675 daytona limited edition FTW!

haha

oh definately! i saw the SE at myrtle and it is so dead sexy in person :drool: almost wish id went that way instead of the 954....almost :dthumb:

[Mr Lefty]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5900850

[fatburg]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5900850

oh hell that would hurt

[Mr Lefty]

humm... wonder why it didn't embed...


fuck'n squids! :lol:

[Lamnidae]

humm... wonder why it didn't embed...


fuck'n squids! :lol:

I saw my first afghani squid two days ago. fuck i wish i had my camera at the time.

[vabarber2]

Hey fellas

[Mrs. Colleen]

Mojitos and BBQ...it is going to be a good night! :cheers:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

but harley davidson IS a respectable company-and they make buells.

just lettin you know lol




fuck your rr and your buell-triumph 675 daytona limited edition FTW!

haha

HD builds thier reputation off of street cred, not engineering. They don't make buells, though. Buell makes buells, they're just funded through HD.

and my statement still stands, as far as functionality goes, buell is mediocre at best.

marko's just tryin to blow smoke up my ass, which im used to. Too bad he failed on epic proportions.

Why can't we all just get along. i don't like Buell's for the simple fact you can't fix a givi to one:idk:

have you tried the tape of the ducks?

[Dave]

who just ordered a pocket bike? this guy. oh yeah cant wait to get this thing and start racing my buddy :D maybe join that eastcoast league i keep hearing about

[Dnyce]

HD builds thier reputation off of street cred, not engineering. They don't make buells, though. Buell makes buells, they're just funded through HD.

and my statement still stands, as far as functionality goes, buell is mediocre at best.

marko's just tryin to blow smoke up my ass, which im used to. Too bad he failed on epic proportions.



have you tried the tape of the ducks?

i just like jumpin in and fuckin around-but harley is reputable. they may advertise heavy on image, cuz thats what sells, but their technology is equal to the big 4, although its rarely advertised. theyre usually down on power in comparison, but they give the customer what they want, they have an elite name, and they have smart people working for them-erik buell was an h-d employee. doubt he's the only guy there with mad skillz



and i am seriously leaning towards that daytona se. that black and gold combo looks so fucking sweet-i wouldnt do a thing to it but ride it. i cant say that for hardly any other bike. and the best part: i dont know anyone-internet or personally-that has one:drool:

[Dnyce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2IiTO3oipw&NR=1[yt]
sounds badass

turns out the se is just gold wheels and stickers, and its about 1000 more-cheaper to buy a reg 06 or 07 and customize it

triumphs cost alil more than the jap 600's tho it seems

[marko138]

HD builds thier reputation off of street cred, not engineering. They don't make buells, though. Buell makes buells, they're just funded through HD.

and my statement still stands, as far as functionality goes, buell is mediocre at best.

marko's just tryin to blow smoke up my ass, which im used to. Too bad he failed on epic proportions.



have you tried the tape of the ducks?
You're showing your childish ignorance right now...you should really keep your mouth shut.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

You're showing your childish ignorance right now...you should really keep your mouth shut.

you should really loose the hard ass attitude and take a few deep breaths.

[Trip]

www.xenutv.com

some interesting videos.

[upshift]

Just got back from riding. Im about to go out again...its addicting :kawi:

[t-homo]

I am keeping mine below highway speeds until I get a new chain and sprocket it. It fucking sucks not being able to go for a good ride. All I can do it ride around town.

[upshift]

I am keeping mine below highway speeds until I get a new chain and sprocket it. It fucking sucks not being able to go for a good ride. All I can do it ride around town.

So do I. I need a new chain, sprocket, seat, and turn signal housing and I'll be set. Just got a new jacket from one of my friends :rockwoot:

[t-homo]

I have a regina chain and JK steel sprockets in the mail from motorcycle superstore and they need to hurry the fuck up.

[upshift]

I have a regina chain and JK steel sprockets in the mail from motorcycle superstore and they need to hurry the fuck up.

you need to go kick them in the balls

[t-homo]

you need to go kick them in the balls

that should be easy enough.

[marko138]

What is this chain and sprockets you speak of?

[Rider]

What is this chain and sprockets you speak of?

You'll wish you had one when your rubber band snaps like a postal worker at Christmas time.

[marko138]

Thats unlikely to happen. It's a lifetime belt. Should never need replaced...unless there's some debris causing trouble...which is what the guards are for.

[upshift]

Thats unlikely to happen. It's a lifetime belt. Should never need replaced...unless there's some debris causing trouble...which is what the guards are for.

watch out for those ducks

[marko138]

Will do. Never had a problem with water fowl. :lol:

[upshift]

Will do. Never had a problem with water fowl. :lol:

OSP did, you never know. With my luck i would be riding and a mock up deer would fall out :lol:

[ceo012384]

I am totally loving the mark-stephen hostility. Great entertainment.

[Trip]

I am totally loving the mark-stephen hostility. Great entertainment.

What are your crimes?

[Dave]

well apparently hes a pompous prick :P

[ceo012384]

What are your crimes?
:lol: dude that shit had me lolling so hard yesterday... especially the Xenu shit. Ridiculous.

Hubbard FTL!!!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I am totally loving the mark-stephen hostility. Great entertainment.

who the fuck are mark and stephen?

[Dave]

dave plus shopping cart = bad lol

http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/Jersey_TA/?action=view&current=shoppingcartmadness.flv

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y

[Dave]

i think you're a child molester

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI&hl

The part about the treasure chest makes me think about this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i think you're a child molester

just look at his sig for insight into that situation. guess what he does after he knocks em to the ground...

i always regret clicking trips youtube shit.

[Trip]

i always regret clicking trips youtube shit.

I love youtube, it's the best net invention ever. It entertains me without fail.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i usually get sucked into one type of genre (military weapons, ufo's, wrecks, science stuff, etc etc) and then get sick of that 15 minutes later and get fed up with the whole system.
IM not very proficient at browsing mytube.

[Trip]

i usually get sucked into one type of genre (military weapons, ufo's, wrecks, science stuff, etc etc) and then get sick of that 15 minutes later and get fed up with the whole system.
IM not very proficient at browsing mytube.

My current topic is scientology. Some of the old protesting videos are insane. The new ones with anonymous, it's basically just scientology taking it in the ass. Back in the late 90's and early 00's, they would bullbait the crap out of the protestors.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

for instance.

[Dave]

hint hint

[Trip]

for instance.

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?p=44906&postcount=2212

any vid on xenutv.com is hilarious

any of these are golden

http://www.xenutv.com/pickets/cwjuly99.htm

[NONE_too_SOFT]

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?p=44906&postcount=2212

any vid on xenutv.com is hilarious

any of these are golden

http://www.xenutv.com/pickets/cwjuly99.htm

holy shit. im supposed to be riding right now and these fags have me REELING.

[Trip]

holy shit. im supposed to be riding right now and these fags have me REELING.

Once you do some serious research on scientology, you find out how freakin scary that cult is and why the internet kids wear masks to their protests.

[fatburg]

Well, the day was a complete success. After a morning full of meetings, then 18 holes of golf followed by several pitchers of the Margarita's at some nasty mexican place....I'M F'D UP and in no mood to go to sleep yet!!!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

its grillin time.


damn those scientologist movies are addicting... those dudes are punchable annoying.

[fatburg]

no grillin:idk: the bike is back home

[NONE_too_SOFT]

you shouldnt use the bike while drunk anyways, even if it is just the trunk.

[fatburg]

you shouldnt use the bike while drunk anyways, even if it is just the trunk.

i always practice safe grilling

[Dave]

Once you do some serious research on scientology, you find out how freakin scary that cult is and why the internet kids wear masks to their protests.

after watching a few i was motivated to poke around on cafepress and found this sweetass t-shirt. hail xenu!

http://www.cafepress.com/desirecampbell.67317158

[PiZdETS]

My current topic is scientology. Some of the old protesting videos are insane. The new ones with anonymous, it's basically just scientology taking it in the ass. Back in the late 90's and early 00's, they would bullbait the crap out of the protestors.
There's a couple videos of anon in amsterdam ordering a shit load of pizza's, indian food and prostitute's to the scientology headquarters there.
You guys know who anon is right- I mean what site they're from? :whistle:

[Trip]

its grillin time.


damn those scientologist movies are addicting... those dudes are punchable annoying.

yeah they are super addicting

There's a couple videos of anon in amsterdam ordering a shit load of pizza's, indian food and prostitute's to the scientology headquarters there.
You guys know who anon is right- I mean what site they're from? :whistle:

It's barely anon anymore, they picked up a lot of other people and critics.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

anon?

i dont understand why these cult leaders would send the stupidest fucking people to handle those protesters. why no send somebody whom actually knows a fuck about the religion? or do they really just prey on the ignorance and gulibility of people?

[Trip]

anon?

i dont understand why these cult leaders would send the stupidest fucking people to handle those protesters. why no send somebody whom actually knows a fuck about the religion? or do they really just prey on the ignorance and gulibility of people?

Because the religion was started by a scifiction writer who doesn't believe in turn the other cheek. Research their "Fair Game" policy. The members of the cult are trained never to defend, but only to attack. They are not allowed to answer questions about the religion to critics and media, but to attack them. They get in trouble for defending the religion.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

that explains why they seemed like such douche bags, they are trained to act illogically.

[Trip]

that explains why they seemed like such douche bags, they are trained to act illogically.

you think the videos are interesting, you should really research this cult. I have been reading/watching info on them since about saturday and it just keeps getting scarier.

What is worrisome is these people aren't stupid, there just wasn't a lot of info out about this place and they seriously brainwash you before you ever learn about the alien story.

wiki some of these:
Bob Minton
Xenu
Operation Snow White
Operation Freakout
Paulette Cooper
Scientology

Vimeo:
Mark Bunker

Some other good sites:
www.xenu.net
www.exscientologykids.com

[Dave]

i read about paulette cooper last night, scary stuff. theres a link at the bottom of the wiki page where she tells her side on her own webpage. she also has her book posted on the same page

[Trip]

http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewtopic.php?p=275870&highlight=#275870

MUSICAL CHAIRS - INT BASE STYLE

It was just another day in hell.

We had been “restricted” to the CMO Int/WDC conference room for 2 months now. The basic R-factor (Reality Factor) was that until all org boards and postings for the Int Base, FB and Class V orgs were done, we were not allowed to leave. We had to sleep under our desks each night and food was brought in. We were allowed to go down to the Gold Estates Building for showers if we went down real early. We were not allowed to be around while other base staff were around.
We were allowed to go to different areas of the Base, if it was regarding a specific COB order that had been issued. If we were to have been found to cross order COB in any way while we were in any areas, it was an immediate RPF assignment.

For the most part there was nothing we could do. Anyone who had an external facing post was not allowed to send any traffic out. All telex lines and orders from the base were cut by COB. As all of the traffic coming from the base was cross ordering HIS strategies, he ordered no traffic be passed on by AVC to ANY orgs or management units. All of the internal facing posts were involved in the org boards and postings.
The org boards and postings had been going on since the year 2000.

Actually the New Years 2000 Event sealed the deal on these and was the flap of the century if you want to call that. Because the event had been ordered worked on since January of 1999, and nobody did anything on it until the end of September, it was a complete fiasco. Dave almost got speared to death by a college kid weilding a 12 foot flag, his speech was written overnight and he had no sleep before the event. All of the visuals that accompanied his speech were not ready and when he was reading his speech, pictures that had nothing to do with what he was saying were being projected on the screens behind him.

The entire Event had to be re-done digitally after it was held live at the Sports Arena. This took 2 months to do over at least. The entire time this was being done, the continued statement of why the entire event had been a disaster was that NO ONE HAD A POST AND NO ONE AT THE INT BASE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING.

That was in 2000

It is now 2005 and we are locked up in the conference room. This is the latest in a series of “too grusesomes” meant to make people crack under the pressure and do something that COB has asked for.

COB RTC (Dave Miscavige) asked for a lot of things in a day. If one someone were to keep track of everything things he asked for and typed them up, it would take them – Oh wait he has a staff of eight people that do this as their sole function!! They are:
COB Secretary
COB Communicator
COB Sec for Correspondence
COB Sec for Compliance
COB Sec for Incoming Traffic
COB Sec for Outgoing Traffic
COB typist
COB typist

The record everything he says throughout the day and then turn those tapes into streams and streams of orders that get sent out in triplicate to anybody and everybody that has anything to do with any of them. These people then have to Method 9 word clear his orders before they can even do anything on them.

There are over 2000 pages of transcripts that deal solely with the subject of getting the Int Base org boards and postings done!

There are lists and lists of every single different possible personnel scenario that could be put into place at the Int Base. Does CMO Gold stay its own org? Does it get put in the Exec structure of Gold? Does it move into CMO Int? Does Annie Tidman stay the CO? If it goes to Gold then she can’t still be the head as her and Lisa Schroer don’t get along that well. Does it get moved across the property, does it stay in the 400’s buildings. All of these are taken into account for each org and all of the postings that are being done.

For at least the last seven years, the org boards and posting have gone like this:
All of the postings get worked out by a committee of whoever thinks they are the current exec structure in charge. They order the EstoS to draw up all of the charts and pictures of everybody so it can be seen who is where. Personnel files and experience data is rarely if ever used, this is a “who would I like to do what” drill that gets done by a few people. If the persons doing this drill don’t like you, it is likely you will end up on a post that sucks. Okay, so this takes at least a few weeks and the list is almost done. There are however a few WDC and higher exec posts like Gold Div heads that are still vacant. As nobody wants to do those posts as they know that they have a very high turnover rate, the whole thing stalls out and cannot be finished. Dave Miscavige calls a meeting and then all of these people that are doing the org boards and posting get hauled up to Building 50 or the WDC conference room for 9 hours to hear what people Dave thinks should be on what posts and which people he DOES NOT want on certain posts.


After this meeting, they start over on the list and have to somehow put all of the pieces back they way Dave wants them and still be able to come up with a lists that makes sense. Add into this that they had to offload 5 people and 4 people blew since the last list was made. So now they have to someone get rid of some posts or name some people that are not even at the base to take these posts once they get to Int.

Oh yeah, no new people can come to the Int base until the org boards and postings are done so no new personnel arrivals have gone to Int for nearly seven years. There have been over 500 offloads though. You can leave out the backdoor, but no one can come in the front. (Cue all of the LRH references that talk about what it means when personnel lines are shut down.)

Oh yeah, and for the rest of the things that are not allowed until all of the Int Base Org boards and postings are done. These apply ALL INT BASE STAFF unless otherwise noted:

Liberties
Meal breaks longer than 30 minutes
Canteen privileges
Getting Married
Bonuses
Having rank (all Int Base staff were demoted to a rank of “Swamper” since the year 2000)
Sea Org Day
Promotions
Thanksgiving
Christmas
New Years
Birthdays (except COB’s) bring on the gifts!
Going home to berthing (if you are directly related to getting the postings or boards done)

Okay, so now back to the main story here! We are locked up in the conference room and Dave is going to come down and meet with the key execs on the music studio. It has just been redone for the fourth time and Dave wants to go over what he found when walking through the Studio that afternoon.



When one of these meetings happens, you have about 20 people who just go into a room and do not come out for hours on end. You will see COB come and goes as he pleases, but the people in the room do not leave, for nothing, no bathroom breaks, no snacks nothing. When Dave leaves or is going to be gone for a bit, sometimes they can duck into a nearby room, grab a protein bar, take a bathroom break and go right back into the room for fear that he will return while they are gone.

No one is allowed to come into a meeting once Dave has entered the room. Once he is in the room, it is locked down so to speak. No one comes or goes unless he directs it.

Today’s meeting will be at 3PM in the CIC conference room in CMO Int. This room holds about 20 people max and that is with about 10 sitting on one side of the table and the rest standing behind them or sitting in chairs in the room behind the ones sitting at the table. The other side of the table is for Dave. He usually sits at the table and has a set variety of things that have been placed there by his stewards before the meeting:

Water (specific brand that only he drinks) No one would dare drink that same brand water!
Protein bars
Ashtray
Pack of Camel non-filter cigarettes
Pens
Paper
Tape recorder (unless room is hardwired for recording which all Int Base conference rooms are)

The attendants of this meeting are the CST guys, Russ Bellin and his staff that are running projects at the Base, CMO Int execs, and Gold Execs. Annie Tidman is there as she is directly running the Music Studio re-re-re-re-renovation and up-up-grade that is currently being done.

COB comes in and immediately asks who has been into the studio lately. Of course only one or two people have and even they are probably lying, so he tells everybody to go and look at the main control room. The music studio is right next to CMO INT so it is a 30 second trip over there. The musicians are in there and they have a look of horror on their faces, obviously COB has been by there recently. They say he came in, asked some questions and left.

We return to the CIC conference room. After a bunch of back and forth questions and guesses from us on what is wrong, we are told by Dave that the mix board was crooked and we all get sent back to the studio control room to see what he is talking about.

Okay, back in the conference room he give us a lecture on mixing and how it’s done blah, blah, blah. He then asks for a copy of the “Queen’s Greatest Hits” CD to be brought down to the conference room. After it is brought down he plays the CD for us and tells us to listen. You have got to picture this. You have 20 people who probably don’t give a crap about Queen, have not eaten, are tired and exhausted do not care about mixing or at least are certainly not going to take away a whole lot in terms of learning about it today, but yet we listen…

While Dave is playing the CD for us, I think during “Keep Yourself Alive” he suddenly becomes very happy and jumps up from the table. “I just had a great idea!” he says. He is the happiest any of us have seen him in months, almost in glee about this new idea that has popped into his head. He says that we should get something to eat, then get all of CMO Int rounded up and into the WDC conference room for a meeting in about an hour. He says to remove the table from the middle of the room and make sure that there are enough chairs for EVERY SINGLE PERSON to sit down. He is very clear to make sure we understand this part.


The room has been cleared out. Now the WDC Conference room is much bigger than any other conference rooms on the base. It is basically two trailers put together with no walls or post to block Dave’s view of anyone on the meeting. That is why he likes meeting in this room, he can be close enough to the large amount of people in the meeting to read their reactions. Well, with the table cleared out, there is a lot of people now in the room. All CMO Int except for two Gold Execs. No one had a clue why we are there. We know that Dave was happy about some idea that he had come up while listening to a Queen album and other than that the meeting purpose is unknown. It is around 5:30PM.

Dave shows up and talks about the org boards and postings, He also talks about how there have been over 500 people that have been musical chaired off post over the last 5 years. (He leaves out the part about most of them being as a result of his orders) He then asks a few people what musical chairs means. About 3 people answer with the Scientology definition of musical chairs, no one seems to know that it means something else. One guy from Programs says that it is a game. Dave has him explain the game to everybody.

“Good. So you guys understand the game?” Dave asks. “Okay, well today we are all going to find out how the entirety of Scientology feels about you guys playing musical chairs with the posts of international Scientology orgs and the Int Base. We are going to play the game musical chairs, but with a twist. You are all going to walk around these chairs here, while the music plays, a chair will be removed, and whoever does not get a chair when the music stops, well, that person will be offloaded from the Int Base.”

“Those are the rules and that is the game. Oh and the person who is left standing when all but one chair is pulled out will stay here and help me repost the base and get Scientology expanded. This is not a joke and I am not kidding. You guys have fucked with me for the last time. I am going to find out right now and right here, who is the most determined to stay here.”

You can imagine the horror on the faces in the room. There were about 70 people in the room and everybody knew that this was going to be a very cutthroat ordeal.

And what did “offloaded” mean? There were so many definitions for this word at the Int Base that this was not so clear. To most this would mean that they were going to be given $500 put on a bus to the middle of nowhere and told to never come back. Some had the hope that it meant to a lower org maybe. To some it meant going to the RPF in ANZO, CANADA or AFRICA where no external trouble could be caused.

There was a lot of fumbling around to get the chairs into a giant circle. Dave had the Cine Sec Gold (Federico Tisi) bring up a video camera so they whole thing could be videoed. This was going to be a major production!

Dave played a few CDs. The Queen one did not work for what he was trying to do. “We are the Champions” was not the right message for this. “Mozart's Requiem Mass” was what I think he ended up using. How appropriate!

Anyway, the first people to go were the usual suspects, the older, more reserved bunch. As people would leave the game, Dave had them lined up in one area of the room. He would jab comments at them and apologize for it having to end up like this. If the person was married or had a spouse in Gold, he would ask them why they had not thought about this before. “Is it real to you now?” he would ask.

One guy, John Oldfield, was leaving the game. He was married to Megan Oldfield in Gold. She was a video editor and they had been married at least few years. John had tears running down his face. Dave asked him why he was crying. John said that he was going to miss Megan and that he did not want to have to leave like this. Dave said, “Well you never cried for me!”

To prove that he was not kidding, Dave had one of his staff go off and come back with actual airline tickets printed up with the people’s names on them. They were handed out to people that had been kicked from the game so far.



As the amount of people was getting thinner, Dave started to let the music play longer. This went on for hours.

When it got down to around 20 people, it started to get VERY physical. Mark Ingber and Mike Sutter actually destroyed a chair by pulling it from each other and fighting and punching each other to let go of it. Mark Ingber actually ripped the seat of the chair from the frame and sat down on it on the floor! That counted and Mike left the game!

As the final people were weeding out, people were being thrown to the ground, pushed against walls and otherwise totally fighting for a chair. If you could imagine what it would be like if pro athletes played a game of musical chairs, that was what it was like for the last 15 or so people.

It was very sad to watch. People, who were best friends for years, were throwing their best friend to the ground for a chance to get a seat in a chair. Most of the people who had lost were just made to stand there and wait. Wait and do nothing except wonder where you would end up, what would you do, who would you ever see again?

Most of these people knew nothing else except for the Int Base. They had very little or no family, or at least they had not seen their family in so long, they did not even know if they could go to them.

No one had credit cards, bank accounts, any more than 50 dollars to their name. Very few staff had driver’s licenses and fewer had vehicles. And even if they did have a vehicle, it either did not run or had been years since they had registered or insured it. How would they live, how would they even eat? What would their spouses think of them? Would they be told that they were an SP and never hear from their family or partner again?

There were now around 70 people standing off in this big group. These people were now being referred to as the “Offload Group” by Dave. 50% had either been crying or were crying at this point. The other half might have even been happy to get the hell out of there or did not care enough either way to cry.


The last 4 people were Greg Wilhere, Sue Wilhere, Mark Ingber and Lisa Schroer. Mark was literally thrown aside by Greg Wilhere. Lisa beat out Greg for a seat.

Sue Wilhere and Lisa Schroer walked around a single chair for what seemed to be an eternity while Mozart rang out. Then the music stopped.

To be continued in next post.


Until next time…
BFG

[Trip]

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The music stops and both of them fight for the single seat.

As fate would have it, Lisa Schroer got the seat and Sue was sent to the side.

“A deal is a deal,” Dave Miscavige says to Lisa, “you can stand next to me.”

“The rest of you are not done yet. We still have to figure out where you will all end up going.”

At this point Dave tells everybody to split up into groups of 7 and that no couples can be in any groups. So if both you and your spouse were in the room, you would have to go to different groups so that even once offloaded, you could not be together!

The groups were split into seven separate groups. 10 people in seven groups of ten.

Dave asked the first group where the thought that they should go. Of course none of them could agree on one place as there were 10 different people from 10 completely different places in the world. “Okay, I know how to solve this” Dave has Marj Habshied brought into the room from here office. Marj was working in ESI as the SO#1 I/C. People would right in to ED INT from orgs all over the planet and she would answer them for him. Most of the time he would not even see the responses or even care to read them. This went on for years. Anyway, Marj was fresh on DM’s mind from this flap that had recently come up, so she would decide the fate of ten people today.


DM was also careful to make sure that everyone in the room knew that no one could tip Marj off to what was going on in the room. Everybody needed to put on a happy face and not say ONE SINGLE WORD to Marj when she came in.


Marj walks into the room. Dave asked her if she knows a lot about the different Conts around the world and the state of the Scientology orgs in each. She said that she was very knowledgeable about this as she gets letters from all areas and knows which ones complain about what in each area. Dave asked her to tell him which one that she felt was the worst of all. She hemmed and hawed a bit, but eventually came up with Canada.

Dave had someone sent off to fetch the Org photos binders for Canada that exist in the Landlord office. These photos were weekly updated binders of all orgs and Sea Org units in Canada.

Marj was asked to wait by Dave until the photos arrived. Little did Marj know that she was actually deciding where ten people would end up going after being offloaded tonight.

The photos arrive and sure enough there are pictures of black toilets crusted in filth, 15 beds in a single room at the CLO berthing, Showers with green mold on the tiles, etc. The photos were horrid. In the binder it had said that the CLO had been broken into just a week prior and that the CLO was behind on rent and the crew had not been paid in many weeks. The CLO was not making enough money to purchase food for the crew and some had been working on missions in the orgs so that they could get food and berthing money to support at least themselves.

Dave asked Marj if she was sure that this is the Cont that she considered the worst of all. She agreed and was dismissed. As soon as she left the room and was out of earshot, Dave said that the first group would be going to Canada.

Dave then asked the next group who they thought the most out ethics person on the base was, This person was brought up to the room and then their Cont was picked out.

This went on for at least an hour, Dave reading out things about the Cont, showing the pictures around the room, making sure that everybody could see that any place they went was going to suck and that no matter what, the INT Base was a resort compared to any of these places.

Now all Conts were picked.

1. CANADA
2. AFRICA
3. ANZO
4. PAC
5. EAST US
6. WUS
7. CC INT

The CC Int team was given their Cont by Dave. He had asked that he get to decide one Cont. CC Int did not seem like that bad an area compared to the rest. There had to be a catch. The team assigned to CC INT would be a cleaning team specifically and that is all that they could do. They were a cleaning team that was assigned to ONLY PUBLIC areas and Celeb areas. Dave said that if they were going to get to go to CC they should be able to get to see celebrities and that that he would make sure that they did. “Ashtrays, toilets, trash cans and Celebrities will be your life.“

Just when everybody thought that the torture was over, Dave says “Well, you have got to have uniforms too”

Dave then asked the CC INT team if they could think of someone who they thought was hip or cool. Becket Wells was brought up as a person that was up on the latest fashions and styles. “Good” Dave says, “get him up here.”

Dave makes sure everyone knows that the same rules apply; NO ONE tells Becket what is happening or says anything to him at all. ONLY Dave is allowed to talk to him.

Becket walks in and Dave tell him that we are all doing an exercise and that Dave wants him to pick out some uniform parts for some crew to wear. He asks Becket to describe the most hideous outfit that anyone would ever want to wear.

The outfit would end up being:

1. Pink running shoes
2. White socks that went past the knee
3. A huge Cowboy belt buckle
4. Bright green short shorts
5. A pirate shirt with 4 inch black buttons on the chest
6. Fluorescent yellow waist pack
7. Red Riding hood - hood


“That is Hideous” Dave said and then thanked Becket for his help.

As Becket left the room, Dave Miscavige turned to the CC Int team and said that that would be their uniform and that they had to wear it whenever they were in ANY public areas. He also specifically added that they could not EVER pick trash up with any sort of tool. It always hand to be handled with the hands, same with ashtrays, they were to dig the butts out with their bare hands and no tools could ever be used except in the case of toilets or urinals - they could use a sponge or greenies, but no gloves or extended brushes.

Just when we thought it all was over and we could at least get off to out Conts. Dave asked that each group pick one person amongst themselves that everybody could agree was the worst of the pack. The most out ethics, most disliked whatever. The least liked person from each group was singled out. By this time, how could it get any worse?

Dave said that each of these most disliked people would be writing the issue assigning one OTHER group to the Cont they were being sent to! And it would be signed COMMANDER.

So Mark Ingber who was going to Canada, was writing the issue for the PAC group and it was going to be coming from COMMANDER MARK INGBER. This was being done for all the groups and everybody had an issue that was being written by someone who was also being offloaded, but just not to the same area!

Each group had their issues written up by hand. Each group was then charged with getting the issues proofread, typed and copied and ready for distribution.

Once all this was done. Dave gave everybody a final pep talk. He asked if anyone had anything to say. NO one did. He said that the buses would be ready to leave at 6AM. It was now 1AM. Each person would need to be ready to go and NO items would be going with them except for the clothes on their backs.

Of course, anyone with spouses had already secured for the night, anyone who had friends, family, co-workers or people that they wanted to talk to before leaving were unable to be contacted. The buses would be long gone BEFORE any of these people would be coming in for post.

All of the phones were ripped out of the room so that no calls could be made to other parts of the base where staff might be working late. All communication lines were cut. About 30 minutes after the meeting had ended, there were a few people saying how this was the “last chance people would have to make things right in their S.O. careers” and that “if they made the Conts expand, they probably would be able to come back to the Int Base one day far, far in the future.”

An hour later, all the different groups had found their way back to their little space under a desk or in a chair and most people had gone to sleep for the night. Sobs and faint crying could be heard for hours throughout the room. If you were not crying yourself to sleep that night, someone else was doing the crying for you.


THE MORNING AFTER:


The crew were rounded up and mustered. Change of plans. NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE! Turns out it is going to cost a fortune to fly all of these people all over the place and the logistics were not finalized on how everybody would be shipped off to the different Conts. Dave had called down late during the night and said that he was not willing to waste one money single cent of Church money dealing with the Int Base SPs

Some people might end up going later in the day, and some might end up going that night providing everything was properly worked out.

The day went by painfully slow. No one knew who was doing the logistics workouts and no one was leaving the “SP room”. It was just more torture, everyone waiting, but nothing they could do.

Days would go by and nothing ever happened. Dave Miscavige actually ended up leaving the base and going off somewhere for a Legal Case and the whole thing sort of faded away. Everybody just assumed that whenever the logistics got worked out, they would get shipped off to their Cont and until then they would make the best of it.

Later we would all find out that NO ONE HAD EVER WORKED OUT ANY FLIGHTS, COSTS, OR ANYTHING. It was all just one big pile of shit. Dave Miscavige never intended for anyone to leave, be offloaded to ANY Conts or wear ridiculous outfits while scrubbing urinals by hand. But he wanted us to all think that we were!


More than TWO YEARS LATER, the SP ROOM, SP HALL or whatever you want to call it is filled with pretty much the same people that played Musical Chairs that one night. Those who could blow, did. Those who played it smart DID actually get offloaded to some Conts then blew from there. But there are still many left:


1. Arbuckle, Mary – ex Typesetter I/T R Comps
2. Bellin, Russ – ex CO CST
3. Biggs (Knapmeyer), Alison – ex R Comps Programs Ops
4. Blankenship, Angie – ex COB Project Ops, Local Programs Ops
5. Bloomberg, Dave – ex MEI, ED ASI
6. Bolstad, Pam – ex CO’s Comm CST
7. Buglewicz, Pat Lawrence – ex Incomm Rep Int
8. Cruzen, Richard Gilman – All–around man (has been Audio Prod Sec, Manufacturing Sec, R Comps Sec, CMU Sec,
AVEI, RAV, etc.) most successful as Audio Mixer
9. Greilich, Russ Lyle – ex LRH Lecture Mix I/C, Audio Prod Sec
10. Hughes, Gregory Kenneth Snr. – ex Int Finance Dir, GIEI, WDC WISE
11. Ingber, Liz – ex Admin Compiler, CO CMO Gold
12. Ingber, Mark Allen – ex Admin Comps I/C R Comps, CO CMOI, WDC Pubs
13. Jaramillo (Yager), Michelle Lynette – ex Book Editor RComps, Proofreading I/C, Port Captain CMOI, Snr
Messenger
14. Jentzsch, Heber – ex President CoS
15. Koon, Susan Jane – ex Compilations Dir RComps (RTRC Dir)
16. Lemmer, Kathy – ex CO Incomm, CO Gold
17. Lemoine, Robert – ex Dir Maintenance & Policing Incomm Int
18. Leserve, Guillaume – ex ED Int
19. Light, Janet – ex President IASA
20. Linson (DeVocht), Jenny – ex CO CMOI, CO CMO CW
21. Mason, Aron – ex IMPR Scriptwriter, IMPR, Dir PR OSA I, Freedom Mag Editor OSA I
22. Mithoff, Raymond H. – ex IG Tech, Snr C/S Int, Tech Compiler RComps
23. Moresi, Bruno – ex Int Project 4th CST
24. Reynolds, Wendell A. – ex Berthing Construction I/C, Int Finance Dir, CO Gold
25. Rinder, Catherine Albertina – ex R Comps Tape Editor, Compiler, D/CO Prod CMOI
26. Schless, Peter Harrison – ex Music Dir Gold, Freedom Medal Winner
27. Schwartzgruber, Rita – ex ED Int, CO CMO IXU?
28. Spurlock, Lyman Doyle jr. – ex Int Finance Dir, Building 36 Sanitation Engineer, RTC Legal man without a post title
29. Starkey, Norman F – ex MCI Cleaner, AVC Aide, Trustee ASI
30. Swartz, Fredric Samuel – ex Shrinkwrap Operator Dissem, GIEI
31. Tisi (Feshback, Charbonneau), Katherine – ex Qual Sec Gold
32. Trussell, Bert – ex Int Project 3rd CST
33. Weiland, Kurt – ex CO OSA Int, CO CMOI
34. Weinberg, Rena – ex ED ABLE Int, Freedom Medal Winner
35. Wheelis, Michele – ex O/O CST
36. Wilhere, Sue – ex Compilations Dir R Comps
37. Willis, Tom – ex Dir R&D CST
38. Vorm, Tom – ex D/CO Prod CST
39. Yager, Marc A. – ex IMPR Events Execution Off,CO CMOI, D/CO Prod CMOI, IG Admin, Snr Messenger



In my next post, I will tell exactly how to get a family member or friend out of the Int Base. How could I know? I have done it with three people so far and it works every time.

Until next time…
BFG

[marko138]

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[Trip]

You should, it's freakin hilarious and incredibly mean all in one little psychotic package.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

You should, it's freakin hilarious and incredibly mean all in one little psychotic package.

yes it is. yes it is.

[Dave]

i wonder how difficult it would be to convince our friends in radical islam that they need to sink the freewinds...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i wonder how dificult it would be for you to get me more pics from the bikewash in your av.

[Trip]

i wonder how difficult it would be to convince our friends in radical islam that they need to sink the freewinds...

This website does not condone such actions...


The freewinds is in dry dock anyway because they had a huge asbestos problem and they pretty much knew about it for years and finally got caught and had to retrofit.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

This website does not condone such actions...


The freewinds is in dry dock anyway because they had a huge asbestos problem and they pretty much knew about it for years and finally got caught and had to retrofit.

lmao chalk another one up to bullshit illegal activities.

[Trip]

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[NONE_too_SOFT]

what are your crimes, boat?

[Trip]

Apparently Hubbard wasn't too nice to african americans. Google "hubbard You shouldn't be scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees"

He also wanted to cure gays and thought the problem with China was the Chinese.

[upshift]

Apparently Hubbard wasn't too nice to african americans. Google "hubbard You shouldn't be scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees"

He also wanted to cure gays and thought the problem with China was the Chinese.

What the fuck?

[Trip]

What the fuck?

He apparently was a hitler that was too much of a pansy to try and start a new holocaust, so he played admiral of his little navy.