Belly up to the bar....

[upshift]

You gotta raise your pimp hand.... and chokeabitch.

http://waynechoke.ytmnd.com/

Ahhhh what a beautiful morning. No work to go to. Thank fucking god, I been going to Hiwassee Dam in North Carolina. They had a store over there called Rapers and a crazy church cult looking place called Field of the Woods. I was scared for my life out in that hick town. Been driving 2.5 hours to get out there everyday from home too. It sucked.

Lucky. I was supposed to go up to K-Part today til I figured out I had to work :bash: More money to go towards a bike I guess.

When I quoted Trip after I posed that it put it in my post automatically instead of creating a new one...scweet!:rockwoot::twfix:

[Trip]

Yeah that's the Vab's hack. He liked to multi post, so I made it merge multiple posts.

[Trip]

I found a group's rally poster.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/reactortrip/rally.jpg

[neebelung]

I found a group's rally poster.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/reactortrip/rally.jpg

Is that :raccoon: on the left with her arm in the air? :lol:

[Dave]

registration is overrated... well, depending on where you are riding.

in this case im using it to refrence how long the bike was in dude's backyard lol. anyway, new gas and new plugs and it fired RIGHT up. i love hondas. now its time to pimp it out lol

[LaFemmes]

i love hondas. now its time to pimp it out lol


Theres a bike I have never ridden.
Nice ha?

[Dave]

yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P

[LaFemmes]

yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P



Can't beat that price.

[vabarber2]

Yeah that's the Vab's hack. He liked to multi post, so I made it merge multiple posts.
AKA Bloking the King!

yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P
Nice price, Now share pics.

[Dave]

got home today, filled the tires with air, put the airbox and seat back together and rode it around the block. runs pretty decent for being ancient. now its time to take it apart and start cleaning things. like the carbs lol

heres what she looks like
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0409082308.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0409082349.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

your camera's focus broken?

[Dave]

we cant all have samsung flipshots buddy :P i'll get ones with the real camera gimmie a minute

[NONE_too_SOFT]

im not your buddy pal

[Dave]

whatever dickface

[NONE_too_SOFT]

lol you obviously havent seen the last southpark... dont take offense, it was a refference you'll never get.

[Dave]

none taken. i figured it was probably something like that but decided to play it safe and insult back lol. anyway heres some better shots
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/DSCN1129.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/DSCN1128.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/DSCN1127.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/DSCN1126.jpg

[ceo012384]

You don't choke your wife, guy. Men go to jail for that.
I guess you are not up to snuff with recent humor. But this guy is:
http://waynechoke.ytmnd.com/

[Dave]

IT RUNS! and i took the mufflers off :P

KLQ-4YEgPFE

[Mr Lefty]

lol you obviously havent seen the last southpark... dont take offense, it was a refference you'll never get.
I thought it was from Oceans 11 or 12... Casey Aflecks character and the other dude argue'n...

[vabarber2]

Congrats dave, looking good, now do her up right.

[OneSickPsycho]

yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P

I'd love to find something like that... I'd hack that bitch into something really gnarly.

[Cutty72]

Looks good.
I like the 'hawk better tho.

[DLIT]

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

[Cutty72]

lazy ass... walk to the bathroom.

but i guess the bucket is better than pissing on your wife. :lol:

[vabarber2]

:lol: yeah atleast you got up, thats how my last relationship ended!

[t-homo]

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

[vabarber2]

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.
Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

[t-homo]

Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

That would make me puke.

[vabarber2]

That would make me puke.
Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

[OneSickPsycho]

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

My buddy pissed all over his roommate one night... Passed out on the couch, woke up, walked into the bedroom, and pissed all over him in his bed... Had no idea it happened the next day...

Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

I saw a guy pound a tobacco spitter and he was fully coherent and sober... Just wasn't paying attention... of course, it didn't help that it was a Diet Coke bottle...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

My buddy pissed all over his roommate one night... Passed out on the couch, woke up, walked into the bedroom, and pissed all over him in his bed... Had no idea it happened the next day...



I saw a guy pound a tobacco spitter and he was fully coherent and sober... Just wasn't paying attention... of course, it didn't help that it was a Diet Coke bottle...


my fuckin roomate woke me up one night pissing in my shoes... i couldnt make sense of it.

[Dave]

I'd love to find something like that... I'd hack that bitch into something really gnarly.

thats kinda the plan, im leaning somewhere between chopper and 'fighter. we'll see where things end up. got a bid in today on a nice set of black standard bars

Looks good.
I like the 'hawk better tho.

i finally got to ride it the other day, corners amazing but that twin thump is gonna take some getting used to

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

heh in country when there were people we didnt like we used to put gatorade packets in with the piss and fill it up the rest of the way with water. ahh the spread of democracy

[Full Throttle]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

[Cutty72]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.
DON'T RIDE LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[Crazy]

FT you should get a suzuki RM125 for your next bike. I hear they top out at 180...

anyone ever seen a movie called trainspotting? some F'ed up shit.

[upshift]

squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.
DON'T RIDE LIKE AN ASSHOLE

:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

[Cutty72]

:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

[upshift]

he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

whoops...:rofl:


Yeah I meant in traffic. Not speeding in general. Guess I should have specified.

[Full Throttle]

squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.
DON'T RIDE LIKE AN ASSHOLE

Well there was only like 15 bikes so we all pulled out pretty quick didnt cause that much of a problem someone did honk though but f-uck them

FT you should get a suzuki RM125 for your next bike. I hear they top out at 180...

anyone ever seen a movie called trainspotting? some F'ed up shit.

No never seen one of them but im going to get an a 600 something dont really care.

:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

Oh well and it was fun as Hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.

he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

Like i said a min ago it was almost 10pm so not heavy heavy traffic.

[t-homo]

Oh well and it was fun as Hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.


So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.

[Dnyce]

So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.


ouch lol

[Full Throttle]

So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.

Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

[Cutty72]

Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

nope...
i don't ride like an ass in traffic.

[Dnyce]

250's at 115mph must sound like dogs raping cats lol

[DLIT]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

I highly doubt the little Hyosung 250 goes 115mph.

[Dave]

so im amazing iy fucking s drunk rigtjh in ow like fiucking sawesome scrjweew drivers fer the fsauc kings wins

[marko138]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.



You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

[upshift]

Oh well and it was fun as hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.

You call lane splitting not riding like you're retarded? The only safe lane splitting is that when you're stuck in traffic and even then. You can have fun riding and not have to take it to the limit. Just cruising around is fun to me. Not saying that I wouldn't be speeding but if you really enjoy riding you don't have to push it to the limit to get your fix.

Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

I wouldn't have. Anywhere there is traffic involved with excessive speed count me out. There are too many dangers involved when doing stuff like that. Start riding with your brain instead of your balls or your going to end up getting hurt.

[t-homo]

You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

Don't give him the benefit of the doubt. Gym shorts, wife beater, and flipflops. Probably a backwards hat too.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

I want to hear more. go out and do some more of that shit. I'll keep my eye on the obituaries.

lane splitting is done in slow moving/standstill traffic conditions. what you were doing was riding like a retard. You have a hyosung, right? how the fuck did you even get it up to 115? you sure those cheap bikes didnt mis match the KMPH's and MPH's?

[t-homo]

I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

Can I play too?!

We really need more people making a bad name for all motorcyclists. :td: Being a dumbass/Karma will catch up with him soon enough! :dthumb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.

now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

[Mr Lefty]

He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.
now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

EXACTLY... and I'm about 90% sure I've seen him bash squids on :twf:

either way... he's been around long enough to know most of us hate that kinda shit.

I'm sure that there are a few who ride like that everyonce in a while... but they're smart enough not to post up about it...


Face it... you rode like a moron... come to grips with it... take your beating... and understand the point we're trying to make... :dthumb:

[Crazy]

No never seen one of them but im going to get an a 600 something dont really care.

wow man. you have the intellectual capacity of a mushroom.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

we cant all build cyber death robots, crazy.

[Mr Lefty]

now if only he could build NINJA cyber death robots that ride motorcycles...

[PhiSig1071]

So......

"Full Throttle" on a Hyosung is what, about 1/8th throttle on a real motorcycle?

[Mrs. Colleen]

now if only he could build NINJA cyber death robots that ride motorcycles...

I would love to see that!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i would love to FIGHT THAT. in the thunder dome.

[Mrs. Colleen]

i would love to FIGHT THAT. in the thunder dome.

Both of you on bikes or are you on foot?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i would get my choice of a motorcycle and a handgun or a shotgun and one fragmentation grenade.

[Mrs. Colleen]

i would get my choice of a motorcycle and a handgun or a shotgun and one fragmentation grenade.

Only if the ninja gets a laser.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

[Mrs. Colleen]

whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

We'll let him pick. :dthumb:

[upshift]

:rockwoot:

[Cutty72]

it's a "la zer"

[upshift]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1321_1.jpg

[upshift]

Boy do i know how to quiet a thread:lol:

[Mr Lefty]

whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

just as long as he doesn't shine it in peoples mirrors... cause you know how well that went over with Trip and his flashlights :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

[upshift]

yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

use the force...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

then the advantage would obviously be in my favor. plus the force doesnt exist numb nuts.

[Mrs. Colleen]

yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

I don't care how you compete with it...I am just trying to figure out what will bring in the most $$$ if I sell tickets.

[Mr Lefty]

Yeah... ninja's don't use lazers... they use swords...
I don't care how you compete with it...I am just trying to figure out what will bring in the most $$$ if I sell tickets.
that's easy... you... topless... as a ring girl

[Mrs. Colleen]

Yeah... ninja's don't use lazers... they use swords...

that's easy... you... topless... as a ring girl

I wont be there...I am scared of ninja death robots on Ninjas! :willy:

[Mr Lefty]

I wont be there...I am scared of ninja death robots on Ninjas! :willy:
:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

[Mrs. Colleen]

:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

I think I'll be pretty safe after the ninja has his way with him. :dthumb:

[Mr Lefty]

I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

[NONE_too_SOFT]

:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

which i would, after defeating the ninja death robot with a paradoxical question. The next sentence is always true. The last sentence is always false.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mr Lefty]

dude you sport'n a mo-hawk in your avy?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

i just had to do it in the side car. i thought to myself "yea, its cool jumping it... but jumping it and defying all logic would simply blow their minds"

[Mr Lefty]

Yeah well the fact that you were able to pull the flip off is what amazes me...

was it a back flip or front flip? or both?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

it was a full back flip. then i reversed it to a full front flip.

[Mr Lefty]

bad ass... next time try throw'n in roll or two... just to add to the dificulty.


and i was talking to you when I asked about the Hawk in the av. :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

nope, just the way my hair formed when getting out of the shower that day.

my hair has so many dif personalities, it just so happened to faux hawk that particular afternoon.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: ahh... just struck me as funny as I've been planning to sport a hawk in Indy... just for shits

[Full Throttle]

250's at 115mph must sound like dogs raping cats lol
I highly doubt the little Hyosung 250 goes 115mph.

Well its right up at red line but its possible.

You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

No had full gear on. Jacket Boots Gloves

You call lane splitting not riding like you're retarded? The only safe lane splitting is that when you're stuck in traffic and even then. You can have fun riding and not have to take it to the limit. Just cruising around is fun to me. Not saying that I wouldn't be speeding but if you really enjoy riding you don't have to push it to the limit to get your fix.


I wouldn't have. Anywhere there is traffic involved with excessive speed count me out. There are too many dangers involved when doing stuff like that. Start riding with your brain instead of your balls or your going to end up getting hurt.

Dont be talking you have no balls thats y you aint got a bike yet. You cant even keep your TTR230 on two wheels

I want to hear more. go out and do some more of that shit. I'll keep my eye on the obituaries.

lane splitting is done in slow moving/standstill traffic conditions. what you were doing was riding like a retard. You have a hyosung, right? how the fuck did you even get it up to 115? you sure those cheap bikes didnt mis match the KMPH's and MPH's?

Like i said before it can go that fast and its no cheap bike its just as expensive a new Ninja 250.

I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

No i aint going anywhere. Yall might not really like what i did but i really dont give a damn. Im a risk taker thats the kind of person i am. this summer its skydiving and hangliding for me. i love the thrill so everynow and then ive got to push the extreme a bit. yall might not like it but hey i love it and thats all thats all that really matters

Can I play too?!

We really need more people making a bad name for all motorcyclists. :td: Being a dumbass/Karma will catch up with him soon enough! :dthumb:

Yea sure all yall can chime in have fun.

He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.

now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

well here i am...and i whether i get the respect or not i dont care. and its your choice if you want to ride with me or not.

EXACTLY... and I'm about 90% sure I've seen him bash squids on :twf:

either way... he's been around long enough to know most of us hate that kinda shit.

I'm sure that there are a few who ride like that everyonce in a while... but they're smart enough not to post up about it...


Face it... you rode like a moron... come to grips with it... take your beating... and understand the point we're trying to make... :dthumb:

I have bashed squids about getting a 600 or 1000 as a first bike and told them to take the MSF but i dont believe i ever talked about lane splitting. And just cause yall dont like it or approve of my ridding doesnt mean i have to keep it to myself i accept that yall dont like it. but im sure some of yall probably have or do ride like that everyonce and awhile. Now yes it may of been stupid and i know where your coming from. You dont want any more bad rep for the biking community and dont want another TWFix member to die. And im glad yall actually care. And its not like i ride everywhere like that, it was a one time deal and may never happen again. I was just pumped and ready to ride and i wasnt thinking. But to be honest if i had to go back and choose to do it again i think i would still do it.

So......

"Full Throttle" on a Hyosung is what, about 1/8th throttle on a real motorcycle?

Well idk havent ridden anything bigger than mine. I have been on a 400 dirtbike and thats a beast, but yeah 100+ is still fast no matter what bike your on so dont go and dis it.

[OneSickPsycho]

I seriously want a job where I can get full sleeves, rock a mohawk, and curse a lot... openly. I am REALLY thinking about switching career paths.

[byron12]

I seriously want a job where I can get full sleeves, rock a mohawk, and curse a lot... openly. I am REALLY thinking about switching career paths.

be a chef man the pay is shitty but you can cuss and look wierd all day long...

[OneSickPsycho]

be a chef man the pay is shitty but you can cuss and look wierd all day long...

I am thinking about something along the lines of a mechanic or something... I dunno... I am too good at managing people to give it up... The question I have to ask myself is, "am I comfortable giving up something I am great at... for something I could be good at..."

[Mr Lefty]

I am thinking about something along the lines of a mechanic or something... I dunno... I am too good at managing people to give it up... The question I have to ask myself is, "am I comfortable giving up something I am great at... for something I could be good at..."

how about you rephrase the question to this
"am I comfortable giving up something I'm great at but hate... for something I could be good at and would enjoy?"

then find your answer

[OneSickPsycho]

how about you rephrase the question to this
"am I comfortable giving up something I'm great at but hate... for something I could be good at and would enjoy?"

then find your answer

I don't hate my line of work... I don't really hate my job... I just want to be properly compensated and would like to look like a freak at work... I could deal with just being properly compensated...

[Mr Lefty]

yeah I hear ya... I'm just really wanting a job that gives me a sence of accomplishment... and admin work doesn't do that for me

[NONE_too_SOFT]

well here i am...and i whether i get the respect or not i dont care. and its your choice if you want to ride with me or not.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA

[upshift]

Dont be talking you have no balls thats y you aint got a bike yet. You cant even keep your TTR230 on two wheels

I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.

Like i said before it can go that fast and its no cheap bike its just as expensive a new Ninja 250.

Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

[OneSickPsycho]

I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.



Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

Copious amounts of debt takes balls. Do it.

[fpzx10]

I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.



Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

:dthumb: On respecting the parents that feed you and keep a roof over your head. Your classmate is a douche. Don't worry about it. When you get your bike, hit me up. We'll go ride

[Trip]

pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW

[OneSickPsycho]

pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW

You're dillusional. Ninjas FTW.

[marko138]

Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

[fpzx10]

Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

[marko138]

Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:
Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

[Cutty72]

he was doing so well too...

[marko138]

he was doing so well too...
Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

[LaFemmes]

:nothing:

[Trip]

You're dillusional. Ninjas FTW.

Pfft, ninjas...lame

[Cutty72]

Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.

[LaFemmes]

stay in their comfort level.



There would be much less accidents and deaths if riders did more often.:idk:

[upshift]

Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

he was doing so well too...

Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

You guys have got me rolling :rofl: This is hilareous!

i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.

Yeah, Im riding with you all when I get my bike. :lol:

[Full Throttle]

I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

Yeah thats what i said and you know its true. You could of gotten that Ninja if you wanted to you have over 1000 dollars in the bank and it was 1700 an 06 in perfect condition with low miles and you just let it go. You need to grow a pair and either get one or just say your to scared to ride one.


:dthumb: On respecting the parents that feed you and keep a roof over your head. Your classmate is a douche. Don't worry about it. When you get your bike, hit me up. We'll go ride

Ive had my bike since July and haven't been kicked out and we are still in good relations everything in the house is fine and we get along we disagree about the bike but Im not going to get kicked out. I'm 19 yrs old and going to college and can make my own choices and they let me do that and don't interfere, except over the bike

Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

:lol: your funny ya know that real comedian.

Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

Hint, what hint? Oh okay the big giant sign that pops up when i log on well i dont think so.

Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

Another comedian? yall are really good. you should try to get on SNL or maybe yall could be the comic relief for "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" you would really be good on there.

Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

Douche bags....Hmmm well only one of the guys i was ridding with was a douche bag he was on the Ninja and lane splitting like a there was no tomorrow. But like a said earlier If yall were there you would of been right there with us cause it wasn't like rush hour traffic or anything It was late at night and just enough cars to make you change lanes a few time.

i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.
There would be much less accidents and deaths if riders did more often.:idk:

The comfort level is determined by the rider and i was well inside my comfort level. The only time Im not comfortable is when Im around semi's or in heavy fast moving traffic. The other night though wasn't out of my comfort level, and maybe yall are just a bunch of p-ussys, don't even say you haven't been on the interstate and been going triple digits changing lanes weaving a bit. And idk if i said this before but we were only on the hwy for 3 exits so max of 3 miles we did that which at those speeds is just a little over a min and a half or so. probably less to be honest.

You guys have got me rolling :rofl: This is hilareous!

Yeah, Im riding with you all when I get my bike. :lol:

You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

Now whether yall think so or not im actually a cautious day to day rider. after 9 months i think ive done really well not doing crazy stupid shit. this is the first time ive gone off and been at the brink of disaster and i know that and i respect that line i don't purposely get on my bike with the intent to scream down the interstate at triple digits lane splitting and weaving in and out of traffic. and I am sry for what i did. I do love danger and thats not going to change but im not going to be looking for it in traffic at triple digits anymore.
Now im sure yall are still going to be bashing me over the head with this for a long time but thats what i get for doing stupid shit.

[upshift]

Yeah thats what i said and you know its true. You could of gotten that Ninja if you wanted to you have over 1000 dollars in the bank and it was 1700 an 06 in perfect condition with low miles and you just let it go. You need to grow a pair and either get one or just say your to scared to ride one.

Okay thats fine with me :idk: You can tell me that I'm retarded and have no balls but I really dont care. Im trying to stay in my parents favor. If I bought a bike without their permission then I would get in trouble. Ever heard the saying dont bite the hand that feeds? Thats what Im avoiding. I am respectful to my parents and understand their concern for my well being and I know why they dont want me to have a bike.

Secondly, the reason I didnt buy that bike was not because I was scared of it, but because my financial needs weren't as right as I thought. I have a car payment and i am setting my priorities straight for my future to ensure that I have money for college and what else may come my way. Yes, I want a bike but I want to make sure that I get thru life without any trouble. If I remember correctly, you used the money you got for college for your bike and you have yet to gain it back in its entirety.

Lastly, Im not saying that Im better than you or anyone else and I hate that you have gotten so pissy over the subject but Im trying to get all my ducks in a row so to speak. If you go thru life without your priorities in line you will ultimately fall and lose what you have in the long run. I like to have money in the bank in case I need money for college and so that once I save up enough I can have both. Just because you have a bike means nothing but you have a bike. Yes they're fun and I cant wait to get one but you have to realize that there are more important things in life than spending your college funds to have fun.

You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

I am on two. I have a dirtbike. I am a mommas boy? So be it. At least I have dignity. I would hate to go thru life only for my parents to say that I was a rebellious kid that thought only of himself. I have found that, while my permisions of my parents are limited, my parents eventually trust me enough to let make my own decisions. The fact that you disobey your parents shows just how hard life is going to be on you. I have no regrets from not getting what I want. I have parents that put a roof over my head and feed me and in return I give them the respect they deserve. Plus I could care less if I spelled hilareous wrong. This is a forum not a English class. I would like to go on but I have to stop right now. The water in the bath is running and I have to get my rubber ducky.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Douche bags....Hmmm well only one of the guys i was ridding with was a douche bag he was on the Ninja and lane splitting like a there was no tomorrow. But like a said earlier If yall were there you would of been right there with us cause it wasn't like rush hour traffic or anything It was late at night and just enough cars to make you change lanes a few time.

The comfort level is determined by the rider and i was well inside my comfort level. The only time Im not comfortable is when Im around semi's or in heavy fast moving traffic. The other night though wasn't out of my comfort level, and maybe yall are just a bunch of p-ussys, don't even say you haven't been on the interstate and been going triple digits changing lanes weaving a bit. And idk if i said this before but we were only on the hwy for 3 exits so max of 3 miles we did that which at those speeds is just a little over a min and a half or so. probably less to be honest.



You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

Now whether yall think so or not im actually a cautious day to day rider. after 9 months i think ive done really well not doing crazy stupid shit. this is the first time ive gone off and been at the brink of disaster and i know that and i respect that line i don't purposely get on my bike with the intent to scream down the interstate at triple digits lane splitting and weaving in and out of traffic. and I am sry for what i did. I do love danger and thats not going to change but im not going to be looking for it in traffic at triple digits anymore.
Now im sure yall are still going to be bashing me over the head with this for a long time but thats what i get for doing stupid shit.

No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

[dReWpY]

osp the mc shop is hiring in nashville....

[fpzx10]

No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

Whoa, don't include me in that "we". I am NOT trying to help him. I'm trying to illustrate that he is a little punk bitch that is wasting space on this forum.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yea i meant to edit that before i started crunching numbers on my motogp fantasy shit...


what i meant to say is we are only trying to make fun of your little bitch ass in hopes that one day you'll grow up into a sensible human.

[fpzx10]

:dthumb: That's what I thought you meant

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yea, i just get so fuckin pissed that my team is bein a little bitch.


Dropped LCR honda. They blow nuts.
Dropped hopkins. Hes only going to be average this season
Picked up melandri. i got high hopes for the ducs this year.

[fpzx10]

Good luck with Melandri. I like the way Divitsioso (sp) and Toseland are riding thus far.

You are right. I think Hopper will be a solid 5th-8th guy this year.

[DLIT]

Hopper is going to get better and better throughout the season. He'll get a win this year.

[fpzx10]

Hopper is going to get better and better throughout the season. He'll get a win this year.

He'll get a podium. Not a win

[DLIT]

I bet you a dollar.

[fpzx10]

You're on!!!!

[marko138]

I'm 19 yrs old




:ty: You just made my point. Grow up, kid.

[Full Throttle]

Okay thats fine with me :idk: You can tell me that I'm retarded and have no balls but I really dont care. Im trying to stay in my parents favor. If I bought a bike without their permission then I would get in trouble. Ever heard the saying dont bite the hand that feeds? Thats what Im avoiding. I am respectful to my parents and understand their concern for my well being and I know why they dont want me to have a bike.

Secondly, the reason I didnt buy that bike was not because I was scared of it, but because my financial needs weren't as right as I thought. I have a car payment and i am setting my priorities straight for my future to ensure that I have money for college and what else may come my way. Yes, I want a bike but I want to make sure that I get thru life without any trouble. If I remember correctly, you used the money you got for college for your bike and you have yet to gain it back in its entirety.

Lastly, Im not saying that Im better than you or anyone else and I hate that you have gotten so pissy over the subject but Im trying to get all my ducks in a row so to speak. If you go thru life without your priorities in line you will ultimately fall and lose what you have in the long run. I like to have money in the bank in case I need money for college and so that once I save up enough I can have both. Just because you have a bike means nothing but you have a bike. Yes they're fun and I cant wait to get one but you have to realize that there are more important things in life than spending your college funds to have fun.



I am on two. I have a dirtbike. I am a mommas boy? So be it. At least I have dignity. I would hate to go thru life only for my parents to say that I was a rebellious kid that thought only of himself. I have found that, while my permisions of my parents are limited, my parents eventually trust me enough to let make my own decisions. The fact that you disobey your parents shows just how hard life is going to be on you. I have no regrets from not getting what I want. I have parents that put a roof over my head and feed me and in return I give them the respect they deserve. Plus I could care less if I spelled hilareous wrong. This is a forum not a English class. I would like to go on but I have to stop right now. The water in the bath is running and I have to get my rubber ducky.

Well for starters your fiancial status would be alot better if you didnt go and buy that brand new mustang when you were only 17 and in college. That is about the worst financial move you could make. What are you paying monthly for the car and insurance nearly 500? Thats alot of money that you could of been used for a bike or saved for college as you keep saying your doing.

Now about my the money i used for my bike that wasn't college money it was my money i had earned for a bike. i saved that money up over a 6 month period. the money you are refering to was the 5k that was in a CD that expired and i had to take it out. that money i used over the course of 2 yrs for necessities as all the things that have to be changed on a vehicle to keep it running as in Gas,Oil,Tires,A/C Belts, Battery,and Alternator. all those things have been changed in the last 2 yrs on my truck. if you add it up Gas annually for my truck is about $2,100 then an alternator is $250 then there is the oil every 2 months which is about $400 then the tires were $300 and the belts were $75 now thats a grand total of $3,350. Now the rest of the money is in a CD account at North West Georgia bank. Which doesnt expire till next September 2009. The whole time i worked at Sport Barn i never made much money just enough to eat and have some fun. I got paid by-weekly and never made more than 150 and was never able to get more hours. Most of that money went to food and misc. items. So you may not think your in debt but your car payment is considered debt and its a good 16,000 of debt for an 18 yr old college student. I have no debt at all not one payment. Then you say your saving money for this and not spending money here but then you go and buy $700 set of wheels for your Stang. Now they do look good ill give you that but come on thats some expensive tires for someone thats saving for a bike and school and paying for a car. sounds like a stupid move to me.

Well my parents disagree with me having a bike and very much dislike it but its my choice and on a level they do respect that. They realize they cant treat me like a kid anymore like your mom does you. They may still want me to get rid of the bike and will never like it but at one point Aaron you have to make some decisions on your own with out your parents consent. Now im not telling you to go and buy a bike like i did cause that did cause some trouble but you need to man up a bit and actually become somewhat independent.

No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

Just cause i was getting a thrill from it doesn't mean i wasn't in my comfort level. I like the adrenal feeling.

Now for a first bike mine is fine. It's done me well and i haven't spent a penny on it. All that happened to it was and oil problem which the warranty fixed and the tank had to be replaced because of rust which was also covered by the warranty. I like my bike very much. I got a very good deal on a low mile brand new 07 with a 2 yr warranty and i don't regret it at all. It has larger wheels than a Ninja which gives me better grip in the turns and has more low end torque which is nice. Now it does have a problem but im going to get that fixed as well then ill sell. I am very happy with this bike and its done good by me and ive learned alot from it.

And thanks for the help, but what are you helping besides :deadhorse: I did it and its over. I know yall are trying to keep me safe and i thank you but hell its freaking done with leave it be. I know it was risky and dangerous.

[upshift]

yea, i just get so fuckin pissed that my team is bein a little bitch.


Dropped LCR honda. They blow nuts.
Dropped hopkins. Hes only going to be average this season
Picked up melandri. i got high hopes for the ducs this year.

I saw the Estoril race Sunday and Hopkins didnt look like he was doing well this season. That was the first race Ive seen all season Ive been slacking off but I thought he would be good this year. So much for hoping :idk:

[upshift]

Well for starters your fiancial status would be alot better if you didnt go and buy that brand new mustang when you were only 17 and in college. That is about the worst financial move you could make. What are you paying monthly for the car and insurance nearly 500? Thats alot of money that you could of been used for a bike or saved for college as you keep saying your doing.

My response in short:

At the time I bought the Mustang I had no intent of buying a bike until 21, but I still wanted one. Bug bit me again and I am looking again.

Insurance is nowhere near $500 a month either.

I am still saving even with the car payment. After taxes and all I make more than enough to pay for the car and then some. Im just tired of paying for it thats all. I made a mistake and I will get whats coming to me.

[Full Throttle]

My response in short:

At the time I bought the Mustang I had no intent of buying a bike until 21, but I still wanted one. Bug bit me again and I am looking again.

Insurance is nowhere near $500 a month either.

I am still saving even with the car payment. After taxes and all I make more than enough to pay for the car and then some. Im just tired of paying for it thats all. I made a mistake and I will get whats coming to me.

I meant combined payment+Insurance

[marko138]

I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

[upshift]

I meant combined payment+Insurance

Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D

[marko138]

Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D
FUck him up.

[upshift]

I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:

[marko138]

I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:
I'd still give him a modern day beat down with a little bit of shit talking on the back side if I were you.

[Full Throttle]

I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.
FUck him up.

Would never happen dude. we may be pissed at eachother but i would never fight him. were to good of friends.

Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D

well then whats the price?

I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:

wolves i dont see any wolves just looks like a bunch of puppies to me...

[marko138]

Would never happen dude. we may be pissed at eachother but i would never fight him. were to good of friends.



well then whats the price?



wolves i dont see any wolves just looks like a bunch of puppies to me...
Friends sometimes have to give each other an ass whooping for acts of such douchebaggery.

[upshift]

I'd still give him a modern day beat down with a little bit of shit talking on the back side if I were you.

Yeah I couldnt fight him Ive known him for practically my whole life plus Im not the fighting type. Never fought anyone and probably never will. I can usually make my point with words and get out of it.

[Full Throttle]

Friends sometimes have to give each other an ass whooping for acts of such douchebaggery.

well if he feels up to it he can try...

[marko138]

Shove a drum stick up his ass.

[upshift]

Shove a drum stick up his ass.

:rofl: Like the ones they play the bass drum with in marching bands?

[Full Throttle]

:rofl: Like the ones they play the bass drum with in marching bands?

wow Im actually trying to settle this argument between us and you just wont stop. Really surprising Aaron

[upshift]

wow Im actually trying to settle this argument between us and you just wont stop. Really surprising Aaron

Im not really going to shove a drumstick up your ass man tho its funny to think about doing that to somebody.:lol:

[Full Throttle]

Im not really going to shove a drumstick up your ass man tho its funny to think about doing that to somebody.:lol:

I knew you weren't. I almost want to pull uh our mutual friend into this fight if you know who im talking about :wink: :wink:

[upshift]

I knew you weren't. I almost want to pull uh our mutual friend into this fight if you know who im talking about :wink: :wink:

If its who Im thinking about why would we do that?

[Full Throttle]

cause he was involved :D :whistle:

[upshift]

cause he was involved :D :whistle:

He's not acting like a dick on here tho. That's why you're getting reamed.

[Full Throttle]

i wasn't being a dick i just said what i did that night.

[Mr Lefty]

pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW

dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

[Trip]

dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Ninja's are pansies with small dicks. They get anal raped by their Masters.

Wrong on the cool cat. The only good pussy isn't a ninja.

[Mr Lefty]

was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

[Trip]

was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

There wasn't a fucking pirate either. It was a navy boy, pirates kill navy bitches.

[Mr Lefty]

I already stated earlier... Pirates=Salors... actually it's salors that wear makup... so that's extra dicks in the ass on that one

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

FUck him up.

marko's fucking right.beat his ass. take him to uppercut town.

You two need to fight. and video tape it for our pleasure.

[Trip]

I already stated earlier... Pirates=Salors... actually it's salors that wear makup... so that's extra dicks in the ass on that one

Seriously, you don't think a bunch of guys who roll around with each other and learn to be super quiet and live in a hidden fortress with no women isn't as gay as being on a ship? Sorry, ninjas are just as big of faggots, they are just so secretive you don't even know they did you in the ass til they are gone.

http://www.dancepro.co.jp/action-machine/phot/ninja-bandana.gif

[NONE_too_SOFT]

pirates are infinatly drunk on rum.

this discussion is over, pirates win.

[upshift]

:iagree: with ebbs. Pirates are drunk sailors. Ninjas FTW!

[Mr Lefty]

Seriously, you don't think a bunch of guys who roll around with each other and learn to be super quiet and live in a hidden fortress with no women isn't as gay as being on a ship? Sorry, ninjas are just as big of faggots, they are just so secretive you don't even know they did you in the ass til they are gone.

http://www.dancepro.co.jp/action-machine/phot/ninja-bandana.gif

those aren't fuck'n Ninjas... you can't fuck'n see ninja's! those are the fuck'n backstreet boys in costume

[Trip]

those aren't fuck'n Ninjas... you can't fuck'n see ninja's! those are the fuck'n backstreet boys in costume

Well a fuckin village fag in a costume of a sailor ain't a pirate.

[Mr Lefty]

ok... I say we forget NtS... Ninja vs Pirate...

[Cutty72]

:whore2:

[Trip]

ok... I say we forget NtS... Ninja vs Pirate...

Star Wars Point of View:

Han Solo was one bad ass mother fuckin pirate who got the golden bikini babe and had a cool pirate alien friend Chewbacca.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are two stupid mother fucking ninjas. First, Darth kills hot ass Padma to hang out with a faggotty old man. Then Luke makes out with his sister and goes on to fuck around with a little green man on an isolated planet with his little sex toy robot. Oh yeah that reminds me, Darth invented a robot with the nickname "Goldenrod."

Ninjas FTMFL

[Mr Lefty]

Darth did nail Padme... and Padme>Leia


but I'll give you the star wars... as Luke kissed his sister...


but that was a Long Long time ago... in a galexy Far Far away... and has no baring on this worlds ninjas

[Cutty72]

Darth did nail Padme... and Padme>Leia


but I'll give you the star wars... as Luke kissed his sister...


but that was a Long Long time ago... in a galexy Far Far away... and has no baring on this worlds ninjas

I'd hit either one of 'em :hug:

[Mr Lefty]

oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

[Trip]

oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

Carrie was hot for her day, but yeah I would go for Natalie. Even though Darth did hit Ms. Portman, he killed her because he wanted his old man. Which complete nullifies anything he did with Natalie, including if she let him in the back door. Darth whacks off to lemon party.

[Cutty72]

oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

Given the option... yes.
If both were available (in the same form as they were in the movies) i'd take both.

[Mr Lefty]

I'd take Natilie and her double in episode1 Keira Knightley

[Cutty72]

I'd take Natilie and her double in episode1 Keira Knightley

that would be a hell of a tag team effort!!!

[Mr Lefty]

there would be no tag'n... I'll die benieth them both! :lol:

[Cutty72]

there would be no tag'n... I'll die benieth them both! :lol:

I meant me, and Nat, and Keira...

that's the tag team i'm talking about.

[Mr Lefty]

no... your not invited...

[Cutty72]

no... your not invited...

I'm already there...

[Mr Lefty]

no... your neck deep in carrie fisher's ancient vagina....

[Dave]

ancient and fat

[upshift]

If Ninja's=Ninja(Far far away+long time ago) we can substitute Ninja for (n) leaving far away as d and long time ago t. Therefore Jedi(j):

j=n(d+t)

Sith's(h) must then be

h=-n(d+t)

therefore

n=-(h/(d+t))

and if Pirates=pirates(Far far away+long time ago) then we can substitute pirates and space pirates for p so

p=p(d+t)

and if pirates=sailors=gay (p=g) then

g=p(d+t)

And if Pirates>Ninjas then

p(d+t)>n(d+t)

Solving for n we get

n<p

BUT if n=-(h/(d+t)) then

-(h/(d+t))<p

and solving for h we get

h>-p(d+t)

and if p=s=g

h>-g(d+t)

so literally we are saying that bad ninjas are greater than bad gay guys a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Not saying much for either party so we all lose in the long run :idk:

[byron12]

dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

I would like to see you call these guys gay to their faces...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i121/spencerbyron09/the-northwestern.jpg
The village people guy wasn't a sailor he was a faggot dressed as a sailor there is a big difference. Before the village people sailors had the reputation as crazy mofuckers that worked hard and went to port fucked all the whores and kicked all the pussy as land lubbers asses. I vote for pirates but maybe thats because I am one......

[Mr Lefty]

psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.

[byron12]

psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.

Yeah fuckin swab jockeys and chair sitting airmen are all a bunch of pussys infantry FOR THE MOTHER FUCKIN WIN...........:whistle: Just kidding mad respect for all the men and women of the armed forces.....:pat:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: Yup! :pat:

[Cutty72]

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy's semen.



:whistle:

[Mr Lefty]

yeah it's done wonderfull things for your complexion Cutty

[Cutty72]

yeah it's done wonderfull things for your complexion Cutty

you liking the Navy's cum? how can that affect my complexion?

:ps: dumbass

[Mr Lefty]

you liking the Navy's cum? how can that affect my complexion?

:ps: dumbass
no I respect it because it... the navy's semen, has done wonderful things for your complexion. dumbass

[Crazy]

taxes suck balls. but luckily all of mine are in the mail. BOO YA

[Cutty72]

taxes suck balls. but luckily all of mine are in the mail. BOO YA

mine are already in the account
and some of that went to the 1125.

[byron12]

mine are already in the account
and some of that went to the 1125.

Did my taxes months ago hell yes not procrastinating kicks ass..

[Cutty72]

ok i'm outy.

later bitches

[Crazy]

yeah yeah you guys are fucking great for not procrastinating. congratulations.

leave me alone to enjoy my accomplishment. :lol:

now all i have to do is another 4 hours of fucking homework. SCHOOL SUX.

[marko138]

marko's fucking right.beat his ass. take him to uppercut town.

You two need to fight. and video tape it for our pleasure.

I fully endorse the uppercut.

[Trip]

Just turned in my taxes yesterday, not procrastinating, just trying to hold on to my money. When you make good coin, uncle sam likes to anal rape you come tax time. I had to pay a lot, even with the $600 rebate.

[Rider]

Just turned in my taxes yesterday, not procrastinating, just trying to hold on to my money. When you make good coin, uncle sam likes to anal rape you come tax time. I had to pay a lot, even with the $600 rebate.

Buy a house, get married, max out your 401K contributions.... You'll get some sweet returns eventually. Kids help too but I wouldn't consider that a financial advantage. . LOL

[Trip]

Buy a house, get married, max out your 401K contributions.... You'll get some sweet returns eventually. Kids help too but I wouldn't consider that a financial advantage. . LOL

I got 1 out of the 3 right now, retirement is very important to me. I will have 3 of 3 for this year's taxes.

[Dave]

first time filing with the house and i def noticed a difference. cant wait to see what it looks like next year

[Cutty72]

first time filing with the house and i def noticed a difference. cant wait to see what it looks like next year

ditto.

[upshift]

I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

[byron12]

I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

Your supposed to claim your tips a few years back the IRS cracked down hard on tipped employees audited several and they were really screwed they owed shit tons in back taxes and penalties. I would claim at least minimum wage when I was an independent construction contractor IE laborer with no benifits I had to save the money in an account so that I would be able to pay come tax filing time.....

[Cutty72]

I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

yeah... claim a minor part of it. What you lose in taxes at that point won't affect you much, but it will show you claiming SOMETHING at least.

[Full Throttle]

Dude I never knew that Keira Knightley was even in Episode I thats freaking awesome. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Rider]

Dude I never knew that Keira Knightley was even in Episode I thats freaking awesome. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

She was the decoy.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

im going riding.

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding

[Mrs. Colleen]

Fuckin allergies! :td: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

:rant:

[Crazy]

:iagree:

[upshift]

Your supposed to claim your tips a few years back the IRS cracked down hard on tipped employees audited several and they were really screwed they owed shit tons in back taxes and penalties. I would claim at least minimum wage when I was an independent construction contractor IE laborer with no benifits I had to save the money in an account so that I would be able to pay come tax filing time.....

I may need to but the reason I don't get tips taken out is because Im a bag boy and most bag boys don't make that much in tips. However I work in rich country so big tips are the norm.

:iagree:

Pollen FTL

[Cutty72]

I may need to but the reason I don't get tips taken out is because Im a bag boy and most bag boys don't make that much in tips. However I work in rich country so big tips are the norm.



Then you may be ok. I was thinking you worked as a server or something.

[upshift]

Then you may be ok. I was thinking you worked as a server or something.

Yeah I have a friend who works as aserver and he makes good money in tips but only gets paid like $2 something an hour. Pretty much the majority of the taxes he gets taken out are that of his tips.

[Full Throttle]

She was the decoy.

Yeah never knew she was in that movie. But double bone. :hug: :hug:

[upshift]

Tendinitis sucks...at least i think thats what it is...it hurts tho

[Full Throttle]

Tendinitis sucks...at least i think thats what it is...it hurts tho

Its quite possible you have that but since its in your forearm there is only one explanation as to why you have it. UPSHIFT!!!!!! you need to switch hands bro. and maybe ease up from it jeez. :lol:

[Full Throttle]

:pwsign: :twf:

[Full Throttle]

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CI24I.jpg

Was just looking around and found this

[upshift]

Its quite possible you have that but since its in your forearm there is only one explanation as to why you have it. UPSHIFT!!!!!! you need to switch hands bro. and maybe ease up from it jeez. :lol:

I did and it didnt help. I dont understand it :idk:

[Full Throttle]

lol to much info. dont really want that image in my head.:panic:

[upshift]

lol to much info. dont really want that image in my head.:panic:

I didnt say you had to imagine it :screwy:

[Full Throttle]

I didnt say you had to imagine it :screwy:

I didn't say i wanted to you fag.

[upshift]

I didn't say i wanted to you fag.

You did regardless if you wanted to or not. Its your subconcious :lol:

[Cutty72]

what up.

Just trying to catch up a bit before i take off.
Got my first round of training for the guard starting tomorrow, so not sure how much i'll be on here for the next 2 weeks.

[Full Throttle]

what up.

Just trying to catch up a bit before i take off.
Got my first round of training for the guard starting tomorrow, so not sure how much i'll be on here for the next 2 weeks.

well hopefully you can be on here just as normal. good luck though man take it easy.

[Cutty72]

well hopefully you can be on here just as normal. good luck though man take it easy.

This will damn near be a vacation.
close to 8-5 hours, no real tough work, mostly classroom.
time off on the weekends... I can't WAIT

[upshift]

This will damn near be a vacation.
close to 8-5 hours, no real tough work, mostly classroom.
time off on the weekends... I can't WAIT

good luck man :dthumb:

[Crazy]

having money is nice.

[Full Throttle]

having money is nice.

:iagree: True dat. i wish i had some.

[tallywacker]

:iagree: True dat. i wish i had some.

Roger that

[upshift]

Make sure theres no kids around when u watch these...just a heads up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP0N7O5qRE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJFB2YbiQ9Q&feature=related

[ceo012384]

A lot of people have said some stupid shit in this thread since I last logged on. I'm ignoring it.




Work sucks, I'm too busy, that is all.

[upshift]

A lot of people have said some stupid shit in this thread since I last logged on. I'm ignoring it.




Work sucks, I'm too busy, that is all.

Well this is the bar. Theres no real point to it besides BSing anyways.

[LaFemmes]

"TGIF, is all I have to say" :rockwoot:
Have a great weekend everyone.

[upshift]

"TGIF, is all I have to say" :rockwoot:
Have a great weekend everyone.

Ive got one more day then TGIS :tt: I wish I got weekends off...

[ceo012384]

Fucking gorgeous here today. I'm going riding like WHOA.

[PiZdETS]

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/2822746/55847417.jpg
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7900/1208444527fotoprikol017gu7.jpg
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/304/120844323030ba0cc33ab2en8.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/2822746/55847313.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/2822746/55847396.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/46apr16-thong-prob.jpg
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6707/random2727e6c17df0.jpg
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2248/1208244466120820661504dv9.jpg
http://1.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/8/a/collegehumor.cc679ff84b430f7b3802779a8341b670.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/2693145/51822867.jpg
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8383/tjlz4.gif
http://i26.tinypic.com/1zqa2hy.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1207543669303.gif
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5448/120817360856296bl5.jpg

[t-homo]

haha nice pictures.

Shitty day here. It's one of those days that not only is rainy, but almost depressing to go outside.

[Dave]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2248/1208244466120820661504dv9.jpg

osp would hit it :P

[upshift]

Im off work :rockwoot: now im bored :lol:

and that lady with the humongous bewbs...i owuldnt touch her with a ten foot pole :poke:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2248/1208244466120820661504dv9.jpg

osp would hit it :P

twice...

[vabarber2]

Im off work :rockwoot: now im bored :lol:

and that lady with the humongous bewbs...i owuldnt touch her with a ten foot pole :poke:



twice...
Hell no! Look, the guy in the pic didn't even want to touch her.

[upshift]

Hell no! Look, the guy in the pic didn't even want to touch her.

I didnt say I would :panic: I said OSP would twice.

[vabarber2]

I didnt say I would :panic: I said OSP would twice.
I know, you said you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, and I was basicaly agreeing with you.

[upshift]

I know, you said you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, and I was basicaly agreeing with you.

Oh sry ive been working all day...im tired :lol:

[vabarber2]

Oh sry ive been working all day...im tired :lol:
I feel ya, its like 4am here and I'm still up cause hopefully I'll be in the US by the end of the weekend!

[upshift]

I feel ya, its like 4am here and I'm still up cause hopefully I'll be in the US by the end of the weekend!

nice hope u get home safe man :dthumb:

[vabarber2]

nice hope u get home safe man :dthumb:
Thanks

[Katherine]

What did that poor woman do to herself?

[vabarber2]

What did that poor woman do to herself?
She let peer pressure build up until it got to be too much, then she did way too much!

[upshift]

What did that poor woman do to herself?

What didn't she do? :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

What did that poor woman do to herself?

i imagine she visited the plastic surgeon, and opted to super size her procedures.

[upshift]

i imagine she visited the plastic surgeon, and opted to super size her procedures.

seriously what size are those...those things :skep:

[vabarber2]

seriously what size are those...those things :skep:
They most deffinatly ran out of letters and numbers to use to size those!

[upshift]

They most deffinatly ran out of letters and numbers to use to size those!

She looks like a ABZX41...E...

[Mrs. Colleen]

It's karaoke night bitches! :rockwoot: :rockwoot: :rockwoot:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/Smilies/10_7_3-1.gif

[NONE_too_SOFT]

last time i did karaoedieeike was with 2 of the biggest fake tits i've ever seen in my life attatched to a woman whom rivaled her breasts in size.

[Mr Lefty]

last time i did karaoedieeike was with 2 of the biggest fake tits i've ever seen in my life attatched to a woman whom rivaled her breasts in size.

you did kareokie with Aretha? :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

no this woman was white, and she could NOT sing. it was hilarious.